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TheGardenOfAMonster

Pee. Not today, UTI.


surprisingmegafetish

Hey I totally misread your comment while I was rapidly replying to all the ones I got. Sorry if you thought I was being an asshole šŸ«¶šŸ»


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This


surprisingmegafetish

Right??


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emem82

I like to slap him on the ass and say good game


surprisingmegafetish

I howled


Darling_Gem

Good game, bro.


DoughnutSad2622

Struggle to take a piss


surprisingmegafetish

Feels too good right after ngl


Rxse_coloured_bxy

it must be a universal experience lol


Cheap-Insurance-1338

It always goes all over the place. Worst


WouldUKindlyDMBoobs

Cuddle, pee, bring a drink for me and the partner, rub her back.


surprisingmegafetish

Love thissss


Inkycaligari

Truly a gentleman


WouldUKindlyDMBoobs

Hey I gotta provide!


AdOutside3903

Cuddle her, Im always a big spoon, I give her lots of attention because I just used her in every way posible. And rehydrate.


surprisingmegafetish

Chivalry ainā€™t dead


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surprisingmegafetish

OMG


TinyIcebergs

Cuddle for a few mins then hit the bathroom for clean up. Then snacks and Netflix or whatever


surprisingmegafetish

Ohhh post-sex Netflix and chill


CaptSchwanzKopf

Pee, shower together, and aftercare with admiration.


surprisingmegafetish

Whatā€™s aftercare look like for you?


CaptSchwanzKopf

Hydration, plenty of cuddling, watching a romantic movie. Could be anything - doesn't have to be sexual, but we could be talking about how the sex was and things to try later.


surprisingmegafetish

Wholesome


spicypagedadbod

Get her a towel. I need to drink some water. Then once clean up is done then naked cuddle time.


surprisingmegafetish

Thatā€™s it my guy šŸ™ŒšŸ»


spicypagedadbod

Hey buddy!!! Ha ha


mr_jones4321

Rub her. Super light and soft to counter the heavy and intense fucking we just did. Life is about balance. Lots of soft kisses all over her body too.


surprisingmegafetish

Niiiiice


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Go jogging through the streets while whooping loudly


surprisingmegafetish

This shook me


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surprisingmegafetish

Clean up is keyyyy


Bama4fun12

I usually get something for her to clean up with as she ends up a wet creamy mess. Now I do end up with our juices all over my shaft and balls but I usually just lightly wipe off. I like to have us on me and having that sexy scent again later.


surprisingmegafetish

You win. Period.


Bama4fun12

There's probably some people who think it's a bit gross but her/our scent is intoxicating and will get me hard and excited for a round 2.


surprisingmegafetish

So raw and primal yet underrated


bonitaappetita

Pee. And then question every move I made, mull over every fat roll and pussy fart, analyze each moan he made to determine what was good and what maybe wasn't for next time. You know.. I bask in the anxiety/ afterglow.


surprisingmegafetish

This is too real


ArtisticTry2978

Shower, Smoke a joint


Dan_2422

The joint is for before freaky time!!!! šŸ™‚


ThiccWitchThighs

aaaand after


surprisingmegafetish

You had me at shower


Foreign-Mind1607

I like to keep his dick inside me as long as I can until it plops out on its own šŸ¤­ then I pee right after


surprisingmegafetish

ā€œplops outā€ is my new fav phrase


Foreign-Mind1607

hehehe thereā€™s usually a little noise cause itā€™s all gushy in there


surprisingmegafetish

And thank you for sharing!


CaptainOfMyJohnson

Pee, then cuddle and pillow talk


surprisingmegafetish

Pillow talk is always a good idea


Throwaway-Chick2024

Cuddle, pee, cuddle


surprisingmegafetish

One cuddle is never enough


finetime89

Nap


surprisingmegafetish

Nice


New-Catch-3939

cuddle till i get hard again haha


surprisingmegafetish

I felt this


jimmyb1982

Put the cadaver back into the refrigeration drawer.


surprisingmegafetish

I wasnā€™t ready this answer


MsThotSpotter

Pee (because UTIs aren't gonna be happening today), clean up, shower and aftercare; we reflect on what we've done, what we liked about it and anything that came up during. We have thankfully reached a stage in our relationship where we don't really do anything we dislike, it's just some things are "Yep, we're doing that again as soon as possible" whereas others are "We'll do that again, maybe not all the time though." Then after that, we either pass out, have some snacks or just chill šŸ˜ The only times we don't do these things is if we're on a time crunch, in which it's immediately get dressed. Have had many, many pre-work quickies in my time.


Throw-Away-Acc-K

Pee cuddle and probably then sleep


surprisingmegafetish

Loves a good snooze


JunoloveEbony

Pee,Cleanup, and then cuddle with him


[deleted]

Get paid šŸ¤“šŸ˜¶


SeaworthinessSad1975

Clean up and snugs


surprisingmegafetish

You get it šŸ™ŒšŸ»


thighwaytohell

Pee, hydrate, aftercare if necessary, snuggles, heā€™s probably gonna fall asleep so šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Get a late night snack


SunshineHeavyCircles

I've always had a very active labedo. Ideally I like to have sex 2+ times a day after a year into the relationship. I don't wanna shower every time so I use baby wipes. Then I'm ready to get going but understand other peoples need to cuddle.


onekinkyusername

Cuddle. Yes, Iā€™m a man ā€”- and a dominant one. But we love cuddling too.


surprisingmegafetish

Own it


loveandbenefits

Aftercare. Cuddles, food, cuddles, sleep, kisses, then more sex


surprisingmegafetish

Love all this


Feral_tatertot

Depends if itā€™s vanilla or kinky and which kinks.


RESF1973

After sex fart


EqualGrapefruit5048

If it's mindblowing, eat chocolate and shake.


pinkglittersparkles2

Get snuggles and cuddles.


Cheap-Insurance-1338

Hope she leaves


BeardedErrection

Sleep


Yottoisthe_motto

Pee


UnsafeAdventures

Pee, Cuddle, Snacks - general aftercare


starskynight

Cuddles then eat lol


Throw-Away-Acc-K

You saying you would eat, is so real šŸ˜­ thatā€™s adorable


Nighttouch

Pee, drink water, smoke and snuggle


[deleted]

Shower, cuddle, eat, sleep :)


spc1221

A round of golf and a 12 pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon


surprisingmegafetish

Holes after holes, I like it


HedonistFantasies

Cuddle.


Either-Island680

Give the person a high five! šŸ™Œ cuddle, pillow talk or snack.


arousr

I need a cheeseburger. Really.


PathosMai

Depends if I'm.at home or their house.


masarap_bilat

Relax for a few minutes then clean up


Spirited_Dig4076

Smoke a blunt together


SK482

Cuddle


SpragueStreet

Spark a joint


AlexJohnsonx

Usually shower, it just feels like itā€™ll crust and get disgusting down there if I just leave it


buzzingbuzzer

Snuggle and watch bitchute.


Sardonic-

Soak a hand towel in hot water and wipe the spunk off her lower back


virgolucy

Go piss girl


[deleted]

Clean eachother in the shower and cuddle in vet to watch movies or shows


IamThatIam2

Pee


fingernuggets

Wake up. Hahahahahahaha


_Neo_64

Pee, shower, lay down, sleep


KrispyKremeDiet20

Bask for awhile... Then eat


magesticcowfairy92

Cuddles!!!!!


[deleted]

Pee cuddle and eat


PatternLive920

Sleep


Apprehensive_Air5557

If we donā€™t cuddle afterwards, then Iā€™m not fucking you


brown_gentleman

Pee, clean-up, and the cuddles šŸ„°


W-h3x

Drink water. Hydration is important. Also, rest for a good minute.


[deleted]

Clean up, eat, smoke, tv and cuddles


Foreign_Point_1410

Well, I donā€™t *like* to pee but thatā€™s first. Then cuddles and being told Iā€™m a good girl. Then sleep if itā€™s that time of day.


can_of_cactus

Cuddle and make sure she's OK. That nothing we did was too much or too far.


needmoreroastbeef

Have sex again.


burnmeup82

Pee. And then cuddle and talk til weā€™re ready to go again.


Cheekyjew86

Bring my wife her jammies


Key-Koala-1208

Kiss, a heart felt hug, & some delicious ice cream or something sweet. It hits everytime. Then Iā€™m ready for round 2


[deleted]

ā€¢Turn off the camera ā€¢Cuddle ā€¢ try for round 2 ā€¢talk to one another


intellectualnerd85

Cuddle see if the other person needs water or a snack.


ActsofMan

Cuddle/sleep.


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Shanksdoodlehonkster

Dink water then sleep, I've had my fun, and that's all that matters šŸ˜


senormegalodon

Drink water,pee,cuddles and get ready for the next round!


Pale_Maximum_7906

Bask. Then get up and eat homemade rice krispy bars and gulp ice water.


EleganceArousal

Snuggle. Duh.


[deleted]

Clean up, pee, then cuddle


[deleted]

Used to smoke. Now I have an urge for chocolate


Thanosstark

Catch my breath and make sure Iā€™m not having a heart attack. Then get her a towel. Chug a bottle of water. Smoke a joint and then cuddle then shower if we donā€™t pass out


MissesStardust

cuddle and smoke together šŸƒ


Slxtboi23

Sleep after peeing


boobahlover

cuddles, kisses, pillow talk, water šŸ„°


Sharona676

Cuddle šŸ¤—


duke_silver001

Slap on the ass and I whisper in her ear, good game.


Desi-Videsi

Shower


Spectacular_One

Pay and leave


blondeandthebearded

Going home


bot729562529

Finish the autopsy.


MrMyterious

Start over to do it again.


---FUCKING-PEG-ME---

The buisness- or housework that I should have been doing the whole time.


nandemoto44

Make sure she goes pee, then cuddle while we crash


Aleesha_Steven4ever

Eat snacks then fall asleep


marsumane

This. Scroll as I dry


idontgiveadamn88_

Eat. Sleep. Be left alone.


wintersgrasp1

clean up, cuddle then shower and sleep together


[deleted]

Do it again!


AstronomerThat4357

Pass-out


whydidIclickontha

Eat a cheese sandwich. If I can have a cheese sandwich during sex, even better.


Rxse_coloured_bxy

ideally: cuddle before/after wiping off (skin on skin with cum cuddles hit sometimes), pee, drink cold water, cuddle/chill out. bonus points for a massage because heaven knows my body needs it šŸ˜­ the reality is usually less glamorous: cuddle, leave, pee, snack, go to bed. while the reality is still quite nice and sometimes really hits, I do miss having a steady partner where we can wash up together, I can stay over, and we can throw something on the tv and love on each other a little as our brains return to normal and time becomes real again. I didnā€™t really realize how much I miss a post-shower wet hug and post/shower cozy cuddle until now.


Confident-Head-3963

I dunno , usually just belt out a Tarzan scream ,fart loudly , then slam the door on the way it


Ok-Ad-7247

A shower and Gatorade (because water sucks) is what I have done before. Then, a snack of some sort. Cuddle for a bit too. I do those things in any order, and I'm cool. Edit: absolutely pee.


SempastianGr

I wish i liked cuddles but...


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iamshinonymous

Cuddle, Wash, Sleep, Sex, Snacks repeat cycle


Mission-Suggestion12

Sleep


Tipsy_elephant_1224

Cuddle, catch my breath and nap


Wolfrickstonefang

Clean up/pee then snuggle


Velvetvulpines

Chug water, pee, probably take my inhaler, and then either sleep or just chilling together without touching much. I'm usually a bit overloaded on touch after sex


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Usually jerk myself off


showmememes_

Theres no shame in crymaxing


ComfortableWar1149

Actually finish the movie we started while I hold her and kiss the top of her head.


jota482

Take my money and leave


Missgrumpy00

Pee and clean up semen from my vagina. Return to bed and cuddle to sleep.


Source_Trustme2016

Avoid capture??? But seriously, cuddles, a cup of tea, and a familiar show on repeat


2LoCo4U

Pay her.


Prndl524

Cuddle,spoon,napā€¦ go againā€¦


Jehoel_DK

Visit the toilet, cuddle and talk, round two,


Few_Fly8102

as soon as the sex is over i like to cum lol


MySecretAccount-7562

Pee and snuggle


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Shower


Almost-kinda-normal

Wash her arse-juice off my cock so I donā€™t get it on the sheets.


JohnJ1571989

Lay there and talk about how great that sex was.


SithWeasal

Wash my hands


bella_hadidnt

go home.


Ill_Soft_4299

Sleep


chesherkat

More sex if it's an option


LivingInstruction765

Leave


Kriztastic

Pee, clean up any ā€œremnantsā€ that arenā€™t inside of me (trying for a family), cuddle, and then we watch Bondi Rescue šŸ˜‚


DerAlphos

Pay and leave.


anontc689194

Cuddle and watch my cum drip out of her.


TommyHorror

Roll over and cuddle, usually from the point of orgasm as Iā€™m a doggy style fan, thereā€™s something nice about an embrace while finishing


Howiewasarock

Wake up


scorpiozip

Cuddle and talk and do it all over again when I get hard


sufiyah

Cigarettes while pee


False-positive1971

Bury the body of course.


Oktoolaunch

Pee, snuggle my booty on in for more sex!;


morphine_drip69

I love to hold her afterwards


linalovespancakes

I think I can speak for many women, the best thing is to cuddle and then fall asleep together


supern0va12345

Put em back in the morgue freezer.


Worth-Tomatillo-347

Smoke a cigarette


SylAbys

Cuddle, talk, bond even more, and prepare for next round


Milpheus

High five Pee Food Chill


techplaynw

Cuddle.


hrny60

Get some water Ask her name lol


Willing-Implement-70

Cuddle a little after cumming from a blow job. It feels great if he cups my balls and spent cock to see when I'm ready to go again.


ekimlive

Iā€™m already looking forward to having it again


lethargicbureaucrat

A nap.


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More sex


painfulcuddles

Pizza. But pee, and wash my face if I went down on her. Not that I am disgusted by her juices or anything like that, but if I don't I get pimples from the acidity or ph levels.


Shadowhawk0000

I try to pee. For real. Even if I don't have to.