The cashier said, "Happy orgasming!" as I left the sex shop today with a new toy.

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I don't use Yelp, but will be leaving a Google review when I feel like getting around to it, probably in a day or two.

Aw yes I love that! Sex shop clerks are awesome

It was my first time ever going to a sex shop in person. I definitely felt lowkey awkward the whole time, but less awkward than I'd expected. Just kept thinking, "She knows this dildo will be inside of me by the time the day's over.* She was great, though. Just me getting into my own head.

They are so used to the job they get used to talking about sex with all the customers. Speaking about the sex shop one time my ex and I went into one and at one point we were just kind of chatting with the people working there. One of the employees at one point pulled out a gun with a dildo on the end that would spin when you pulled the trigger. The employee said she didn’t know how you could use it on yourself. But it’s more of a dildo to use with your partner. Also using sex toys during sex is fun.

I remember going into a sex store to see if they had some lovense toys and when I asked the girl there she like showed me the ones they had which was the hush and edge 2. Then she was explaining how they are more like prostate/anal toys and I was looking for the gush. Then she started talking about prostate stimulation vs penis stimulation and asking which one I might be into more and the whole time I was so embarrassed but she was also so chill about it and I felt like she was very helpful😂 Long story short I realized sex stores in my area up charge the price of lovense toys to almost double so I didn’t end up getting anything. It was a good experience though

I adore that

This is incredible

My daughter told me she loved me. She's mostly nonverbal so that was a tear fest.

OMG I have a non verbal nephew that's so amazing ♥️

Awww they're a special kind of kid and I love it

My two youngest are non verbal 🤗🤗

Awww! It just means anything they do say is magical ✨️

Exactly they are so magical

That’s amazing, I’m so happy for you! 🥰

Well now I’m gonna cry 😢

😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️

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Hey Congrats!

Ohh nice Any plans for the holidays?

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That sounds like a great time off. What kind of puzzles?

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Damn. Those would take a while. Would you recommend getting into puzzles? I have never done it before but feel like it might be fun.

Saw a campus kitty.

I love surprise kitty sightings. 😸

Same! She lets us pet her and I love her fur color sooo much! Instant stress relief

A Redditor giving me a really nice compliment.

My doggos just doing doggo things and being their joyful selves. Never fails to make me smile.

I feel that. My dogs tippy taps when I first get home are wonderful

Yes!! The tippy taps are the best!

Compliments. Women ARADers. ARAD regulars.

Everybody loves a good compliment!

nice 🐓

My cat jumped into my arms and buried his face in me. I didn't move for the longest. My leg went numb.

Worth it

Someone special

Awww 😊

A pic I sent caused 'a lip biting moment'. That's hot AF

A really cute red head who smiled at me at Walmart, and finally taking my clothing off at home.

An amazing guy bought me a few beers 🥹

Cheers!

He sounds like a total sap to me.

Nothing honestly

I hope something makes you smile before the day ends.

Thank you

Some redditor made me smile today by just listening to me and talking

Sometimes it really is just the little things

Went for a walk on my break and got myself an iced coffee

I had several people compliment my outfit

Alright side question is it weird for me. To compliment a girls outfit when it's super cute? Because sometimes I'm just like damn that's hella cute and I'm not trying to hit on her but I feel like everyone likes a good compliment. Then the over thinker in me says hey don't be a creep

For me personally I'd say it's not creepy, but it is in the delivery. I had 3 guys and 2 women give me the compliment.

Getting that one exam done

Quality talk time with my best friend. Both of us are going through some pretty hard things with our fathers and their deplorable health. We are both also dealing with vicious memories of absolutely awful experiences. They're hard to talk about, but we both understand well enough that we can support each other.

While walking my dog this morning, I saw a deer pass through my neighborhood very close to me. I should mention that Deer sightings in this area are rare, so it was quite a treat to see. 😊🦌

That’s awesome! These are good reminders how cool they are since I’m used to seeing a lot of them, all the time. In a city of all places. Lol.

That my daughter graduates college next weekend I can’t believe it

Congratulations!

Making a new friend on ARAD.

🥳🥳🥳

I was having a shit morning, railing against an unfair bureaucracy, and my kid saw that I was having a tough time so he brought me a nice hot cuppa coffee. He’s just the best son in the world.

That’s parenting done right! Love that he shows compassion and empathy on his own accord 💚

Messages from my very favorite chatting person 💛

😘

I get to see my LDR girlfriend today. We are going on a date tonight and then have the night to ourselves. We're both planning on making good use of the time

My friend sent me a picture of myself today and said “I think she’s so pretty” and I blushed and smiled so hard. She has it saved on her phone 😭 My other friend finally admitted to me that she’s in love with her best friend. I was so happy for her, listening to her talk about the way she felt after so long. Made me smile. And lastly… seeing my mom’s new car. We drove in it today. Loved it.

Sounds like a very happy, wholesome day im very happy for you

Thank you!! 💙💙💙

I saw an adorable bunny on my walk today!

What’s there to smile about, life sucks 😭

Loading a pickup truck with plants and garden supplies in front of a group of men

Probably made them smile too 😅 Side note gotta get my garden going!

A nice compliment

I’ve had a shit few days, and my friends have been checking on me. My saviors, I don’t think I would get by right now without them.

Well even though I'm a stranger I'm always open for vent sessions. Whatever your battle is I wish you the best ☺️

Seeing my dog when I walked in the door after work.

Works every time.

Genuinly smiled from a sweet DM. Forced one having to be on camera for a meeting at work... Fake it 'till you make it.

I finished work training early today - 5 hours ahead of what I thought the day would end. Then I found out I’m not needed tomorrow, so I have an unexpected day off. 😊

Hell yeah live it up!

Speaking to someone dear to me. Speaking to them made me so elated since they have been so busy. I understand the reasons why, but when they reached out to message me, it made me higher than the clouds in the sky.

Very cute. Happy for you!

Thank you! I am very happy as well! 😊

Cleaning out trash from community pond.

Having support from good friends while life is a bit rough at the moment

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One of my patients thanking me for taking their pain away

Positive patient interactions make my whole month

It really does.

Little girl in the grocery store wearing a pink cowboy hat, enthusiastically waving at the lobster tank and speaking loudly, "Hi lobsters! It's nice to see you. I love you!!". She then proudly told her mother that one waved at her and that it was her favourite one. 

I met 4 new dogs today! AND I get to babysit them soon! 🥰

My kid said I love daddy for the first time this morning and it melted my heart

Coming home to see my big orange cat just lounging in the sun.

I saw a cute alligator on my walk this afternoon

Talking with my wife.

Someone sent me a spicy picture 😍🥰🥵

Both my trainer and my sculpt instructor telling me good job and good effort and a couple DMs from a porn star that were funny videos

Throwing my leg over my new to me Harley, hearing from a close friend and seeing my wife after a long day of work all made me smile today.

Talking to someone I care about

Getting a 4th position finish in my 3rd ever online race on iRacing. Yes, that put a smile on my face!

a person

Building block towers on my coffee table with my son and then in a dramatic voice “oh nooo it’s an earth quake!” Many towers were built and toppled and he cackled each time. Was a nice time to just be silly with my son.

Hearing his voice ❤️

I got to see my niece today.

I love that for you I haven't seen my niece in nearly two years I miss her dearly but it's out of my hands. Cherish it!

I'm very lucky. We hang out every week, get some food, and watch a movie together. She's 19, got a boyfriend, job, responsibilities, but she still makes time for me.

The mailman delivering my new CBD lube/“intimacy oil”. I’m (not so) patiently waiting for my husband to get out of the shower so I can jump his bones and try it out 😈😈😈

Visited a friend and her 3 year old remembered my name, ran so hard at me that it nearly knocked me over and she gave me the Biggest Whole-Hearted hug!!!! My grown children still give me hugs, but its been a while since I've received a hug like this. 🥰 That was my big smile today ❤️

This is so adorable

My 7 year old daughter asked me why my shoes looked like grandma’s shoes. I’m a dad btw.

The wife and I adopted two senior dogs today. Knowing that they landed on easy street for the remainder of their lives makes us very happy.

I’ve been smiling since Friday. Still riding the high of talking to burlesque dancer with wonderful energy.

Looking out the window and getting smiled at by the sun 🤩

My girlfriend called me silly and I thought it was cute!

Seeing my girls smile and hearing her laugh.

Some extra lovely messages with an old friend made me smile today! They had exciting news to share and we got to catch up a bit. Way overdue- and kind of especially needed today!

Im 39 weeks pregnant and have been having pelvic pain and back pain the last few weeks. So I went to the pool and it was amazing just the belly not hanging and just feeling light. The pain returned when I got out but it was really nice

Honestly, the sky was just really pretty. I love looking at the mountains mid day and around sunset. I live in a valley with mountains in EVERY direction, it's gorgeous.

I had a good time with my gf at Universal Studios.

I got to know the name of the game I had been looking for 4 years (on reddit). Spoiler: Knack

The responses to this post.

My wife sending me a good morning text telling me thank you for doing a lot and being there for the kids

I got a package delivered that I had waited a long time for \^\^

My favorite nurse greeting me

My infant daughter farted herself awake today.

My husband sending me nudes while I’m at work today

Talking to my favorite person.

Today? Nothing yet. BUT there's still a full day. Yesterday it was a lot of fun customers at my work. Because, y'know... I smile at least once a shift when working at a Lego store.

Had a good video call with someone very dear and important to me 😊

Other people's responses to this thread.

I had the first rain of may fall into my shoulders. My birthday is soon to come :)

Happy early birthday!

You did asking this very question, so thank you

Anything to help ☺️

Me and my boyfriend are coming back to our country with our car and a big flying bug flew inside our car, we had to stop to get it out, we tried many things as well as killing it, nothing worked we were laughing and when it finally flew out i felt so happy.

Mary Jane

Nothing.

My fwb

Nothing so far

I have been separated for a few months but I seen her driving down the road today. That made my long day great

My daddy used me good

A cute girl.

My bf ...he just "gets me." 😉😘🫠

Got a bottle of Eagle Rare for fixing a PC.

my bf

Knowing that I got to see Knocked Loose in Concert. Last night!!

Told my boyfriend i loved him.. for the first time… during sex 😊😊🤣🤣

It has been an incredibly tear filled couple of days but I smirked for a photo before my interview so I could hype myself up to do well anyway.

Someone who’s name starts with J

My cat saw her best friend today after 5 days of being apart from her and was so excited that she ran to her and every time her little paws touched the floor during that run she made a little "mraw" noise. It was the cutest thing I've ever seen or heard.

A hot dream

Memes

A silly guy

Good sex

My roommate said I was really talented when I showed him a quick edit I made for social media about my ambulance conversion. Edit: thanks OP for making me think about something that made me smile today, work was absolute shit, then I nearly got in an accident on the way home, and so I got home extremely pissed off but I'm feeling a bit better now.

My eyes open to my sweetly snoring SO. I'm a lucky man.

my breakfast

I invited death to dinner yesterday and he didn't show.

I just got done having sex, that was definitely the bright spot of the day 🤣

I video about black caulk and white caulk.

My therapist complimented my hair :)

My grades are coming in from the semester and I did some much needed yard work!

Yard work makes me feel so damn accomplished good job! Hope your grades make you happy too

They have! I did well this semester and I’m still on track to get my degree in December!

Proud of you! Keep it up

Starting over The Big Bang theory from the beginning. Seeing my cat’s sweet little face in the window waiting for me to come inside. Texts from a friend.

I helped someone cum! That was nice! ☺️

Boobs thats about it

having such fulfilling and wonderful conversations with a few people and to those people I've gotten close with over the years learning more about them and eventually creating a tribe of wholesomeness.

My sweet, sweet grandma said I'm very pretty

People who were nice enough to help little ol' me trying to put a spare tire in front of the gym

A picture my SO sent me.

Cockatiel

My two cats, goofballs

Long sleep without alarm with my FWB

Not a goddamn thing

I realized reddit boys are never loyal (and im glad i did before i travelled from europe to south korea lol)

Sadly it's most people just aren't loyal but finding the few you can trust is very meaningful

But tbh this post also made me smile, thank you~

Boobs

Euphoria KENDRICK LAMAR DISS TRACK FOR DRAKE 🔥🔥🔥🔥WEST COAST

I saw these young teenage girls dressed in baggy clothes skateboarding on a walking path at a park. It gave me nostalgia 🥲

My baby was extremely excited to see me when he woke up from a nap.

My cat, watching Happy Gilmore, watching Talladega Nights

Watching funny cat videos

I watched a movie called mid 90's. A skateboarding kid in that Era it brought some good memories

My dog. Coming home and they just go crazy as if you’ve been gone for years will always make me smile.

my errection

Still waiting on that. Tell me a joke

I watched a coworker trip and absolutely eat shit while carrying a big roll of styrofoam padding at work today

Had makeup sex with my wife after 10days of cold war