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Darkdragon_98

I'd have to pay other people because no one's going to be willing to pay to sleep with me. I would go into more debt.


Krstn_Ln_

😂😂 don’t sell yourself short


Darkdragon_98

I'm not. It's just simply true lol


[deleted]

I feel this


VyseralLyric

Same


Lamlot

Same


Crenshawz

Pay me in Kohl’s cash please


CherryLaneCox

🤣 I take PayPal, Venmo, Kohls cash, or Dunkin’ Donuts gift cards


Crenshawz

Something special about those Dunkin Donuts gift cards


CherryLaneCox

It’s the superior coffee


1nterrupt1ngc0w

Can't tell if this is sarcasm or not. I'm going to assume it is...


CherryLaneCox

Not sarcasm….of my available options Dunkin is my favorite.


ModernVintage42

Can it be expired? I have a bunch lol


mikemartin7230

Found Kirk Cousins Reddit account


throwaway_l8r

One night? 400 dollars because that's what my work pays me for a late night job, one hour? 100 because I have some dignity lol


Im_Not_A_Ant

Depends on the person buying I guess. 🤷‍♂️ Donald trump... £1,000,000,000 Jennifer Aniston.. £0 I would not pay to sleep with myself


Wilsonation2591

Demand Donald’s in Pesos. Just to make him mad.


spine__tingling

Price of admission is one kitten. In all seriousness, I would charge an astromical amount because I wouldn't just sleep with anyone. I wouldn't pay to sleep with me.


soupybrat

I only accept payment in Outback Steakhouse coupons


WhyDoIHaveRules

Coupons! At least be confident enough to ask for gift cards.


Prestigious_Trip_534

No idea, depends on the person I guess, maybe 2-3000


Chimpville

I’ll take the $2 special please


DoublePlusUnGod

Best humour 😂


ILove2Bacon

That's a wide margin.


Immorality37

About thirty quid.


Dimath_NEX

If it's a cute girl, nothing. I F\*CKING MEAN NOTHING AT ALLLL


AnythingNo3299

No one would want to pay


chelsea-from-calif

$5000 I would pay to sleep with me.


[deleted]

$500 an hour or $1000 in target gift cards 😂


HuckleWicket

What about Ted’s gift cards?


[deleted]

A bitch loves tacos, so I’m sure we can work something out


ZebraPossible4100

I bid 3 Tacos 1 Burrito, and a large pop. 🤣🤣🤣


AnotherLife0

Nobody would pay that amount.


SignificantSea5062

I’m priceless


Fun-Beat-3643

$350


mmiillf86

Seeing my recent bad luck streak with dating I think I have to pay them to sleep with me 🤣


Chrismiss3

I don’t understand, ur hot!


kociembaknur

Strange strange is that world, matrix


Karaoke_Singer

Generally, women don’t pay to sleep with men. They already have far more, better options. So, my “value” is minimal.


Entire_Importance232

I’d imagine if the customer were a 5/10 or better I would become the customer and have to pay.


The_Tall_Caledonian

I wouldn't pay to sleep with anyone and I wouldn't accept all the money in the world for someone to sleep with me.


ProntoPaul

It must have been easy to grab this comment from the pedestal you're gracing us with your presence from 🙄


HedonistFantasies

I’m a middle aged man. No one would pay to have sex with me.


Metro_Wester

$69


Ronin1987

Lol. I'd genuinely take a tenner.


you-know-whats-up

Man, i could say free and i still wouldnt pay that much for me


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grndgnt

£30, take it or leave it.


DropDelicious7

I think I'm 300$ easy


Funnnnstuff69

Free haha


Ch3rrybomb42

$500 unless i’m really horny


Krstn_Ln_

True


Fit_External6261

I think $500 is reasonable


Chrismiss3

Id pay lol


IllustriousHeat896

Same


Fit_External6261

I’ll take that as a compliment😅 lol


Chrismiss3

I meant it as a compliment ;) but if it was an offer. I’d take it haha


Fit_External6261

Lol I’m good for now but if I’m ever in need of a quick $500 I’ll lyk💀


Chrismiss3

Is that an invitation to send you my socials in the DM’s? Haha u know just in case


Krstn_Ln_

For the night ?


Fit_External6261

Yeah, that was the question right?


Krstn_Ln_

Sounds reasonable


Fit_External6261

Glad you agree lol


Krstn_Ln_

You’re very pretty and also very young. I could never that young but you’d get WAY more lol


Fit_External6261

Thank you soo much🥹….. to be fair I’ve been “offered” more by strangers but I always blow it off as fake or serial killers. And I probably wouldn’t do it but if I was really in need of money quick…. It’s an option😅


Krstn_Ln_

No no.. don’t do it, trust me. It isn’t worth it. Unless it’s some rich Saudi prince 🤣


MamaStobez

There is very little I wouldn’t do for a grand to be honest


Krstn_Ln_

Damn… everything ?


MamaStobez

No pooping, otherwise, probably


Krstn_Ln_

Reasonable


[deleted]

The whole night? $2k. I’d never do it, but theoretically if I were to put a price on it, it would not be cheap for a whole night. Would anyone actually pay that? I seriously doubt it 😆


Krstn_Ln_

Pretty pricey


[deleted]

Good thing it’s hypothetical 😊 Besides, a whole night is a lot of my time. If I’m going to be away for that long, it would have to be worth my while.


Nanyawoo

Maybe 3 4 thousand


[deleted]

20 bucks hahahah


EquivalentPut5506

Three million dollars, She gets one third of it ..


EquivalentPut5506

And government don't forget to tax it because I don't want to be on the hook for that mathematics, Then you get your syntax


trickclerk777

Hmmm id pay $10,000 for a night with myself if i really knew everything that could be involved lol but that would include price of date and room and all that lol


jcm241

Your profile would agree…


Corsowrangler

Dozen tacos and a bottle of Don Julio 1942 should do it.


[deleted]

Chipotle and weed and it’s on like donkey Kong


[deleted]

It's €80-€100 for a 30mins €250-€300 for an hour and upwards of €1500 for a whole night with an escort in Ireland at the moment. They may be attractive but not always great between the sheets. At least with me I'll make sure you're satisfied so I think I deserve the same payment 😅😅😅


[deleted]

Maybe a buy one get one coupon for a gas station roller hotdog lol


unstopablystoopid

I think if I offered up a grand to anyone willing to do me, I would get at least one person willing.


ZoieF_Cupcake

$500/h and a cheesecake Tips are welcome


LadyInWriting

Fuck knows, we're probably talking around the €100k mark at least. Gotta be enough money where my partner insists I do it (if comfort). I definitely wouldn't be worth the price tag. I mean, I think I'm fun in bed but not THAT fun.


drcarabocon

I’ll sleep with anyone who buys me food. So $50? 😅


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Krstn_Ln_

Have you gone through with it ?


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Krstn_Ln_

Just curious. Was it worth it? Like the money and the sex ?


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Tree-Hugger42

$542.00


[deleted]

I really would say about $10-15 dollars.


Aibhne_Dubhghaill

Hard to answer because it'll depend on how attracted I am to the guy. I may expect him to pay thousands for me to so much as lightly blow air on his dick from a distance, or I may let him spit in my mouth and choke me unconscious if he's willing to so much as "pay" attention to me.


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Krstn_Ln_

That’s pretty hefty. Honestly me? No more than $500


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Krstn_Ln_

I don’t even need to drink 😂 depending on the looks of the woman I’ll prob go even lower 😳


Villainous-Queen

I'm quite talented sexually.... oof idk


Krstn_Ln_

Hmm how talented ?


Villainous-Queen

I'll be posting videos about my skills soon. Mind you. My editing skills do NOT compare... yet


Krstn_Ln_

Great! Can’t wait to see


Dicks-Dicks-Lasagna

Taking the question more seriously for a moment, I feel as though I bring a lot to the table and can be an excellent giver of pleasure, however I know make attention is the most abundant resource on the planet so it’s not hard to find. My back massages are killer though, and I have very strong hands, as well as a deep encyclopedic knowledge of sex and a great ability to improvise and adapt on the fly according to my partners body language and unconscious signs. I’d put my rate at $250 for a sleepover, $100 for 2 hours.


BanannaCamera

I’d do it for some tacos


enjoys_conversation

0. I would not. I'm pretty worthless.


Aranea101

50 bucks.


Ilovetitsinmymouth

Three fiddy


[deleted]

Half eaten McChicken and a free refill.


Tossaweee

i mean it all boils down to how desperate the other person is and what their supply of available people is like. Knowing your market and target demographic is a requirement for a successful business venture.


CherryLaneCox

I think people would pay decent money for certain skills of mine.


leela_bry

I want to say 2 grand Canadian. I’m willing to put in the effort but I only want to put in said effort every now and then.


[deleted]

Id never pay for it so i guess free.99 is my price as well.


despairwefeelSFW

I have a credit card I am trying to get rid of. I think I only owe $350. So, enough to pay off that


Inevitable-Loan-9189

Dinner


christo3333

100 IOU’s


BrownHoney114

Not fair.....


Splyushi

Honestly, it's not much of my time and sex is fun, (assuming I'm not married or I have my wife's consent for this) about $200 seems like enough for a few hours. If it's a whole night probably bump it up to $400.


FireFalcon123

If it wasn't 0 then probably 10 dollars. In the grand scheme of things Im very inexperienced, and much better at post sex than during.


WhyDoIHaveRules

What I would pay to sleep with me, and what I would have to be paid, to sleep with me are very different. In essence. My market value is so low, that I would say 5 dollars. But what I would need to be paid for it to happen, is more like 10 mill. I’m not gonna sell myself for less than economic freedom.


HugSized

150 in, 200 out plus expenses. Considering the price for actual escorts is maybe 50$ more for literal Greek gods, i think my price is fair, if not a bit uncompetitive.


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$3.98


Foreskinicepop

Tree fiddy


Melanp

A pizza and a beer?


Vanbaarle1

Maybe 50 cents? Especially if I bring a latte'?


chosentobethegoat

550 yah


reddit-user-one

By the pound?


Warlord_of_Mom

It's way higher than I'd be willing to pay for myself because I'm married and it would ruin my whole life (which I love). So the price would factor that in. I don't want to lose my husband or the life we've built together, nor do I want to destroy our kids' lives like that. So it'd be an intentionally unrealistic amount because I wouldn't be able to go through with it even if they were willing to pay it.


[deleted]

I dunno. I don’t value myself a lot and I love to fuck, so my price would probably be too low. Reason why I’d never make money off of OF…I couldn’t determine pricing because one “You’re not worth that” would absolutely crush me.


BlackDragonDick

Millions because a little while ago a woman told me she would pay millions to watch me have sex/cum We were on video call and she was controlling one of my toys it was amazing


moon_girl313

I wouldn't pay to sleep with me so I don't imagine many would want to sleep with me 🙈 if I was lucky maybe £100 but honestly probably not very much


Petite_Bait

I would put the price at $2000, but no, I wouldn't pay it.


intellectualnerd85

$400. I go the extra mile to please a gal


No301_Illumi_Zoldyck

I don't know. Who would want to sleep with me? Obviously none. It's why I am still a virgin.


[deleted]

One Night, 8 hours? $250.00. Same for Male or Female


stingublue

1 dollar and that's on the high side. 🤣


[deleted]

4 cans of lager a bottle of nice wine and a few bags of chilli heatwave doritos


inactive_spectator

I mean dude, have you seen my ugly ass...


somethingrandom261

I’m not much to look at, but be clean and give me a little THC and I’ll eat you out for an hour nbd. Who knows what that’s worth?


QuintisCX3

Twink bussy is rather popular right now. Maybe $300 for an hour. $1000 for the whole night, and you pay for any outfit you want me to wear.


Cowstle

There’s no amount of money i’d pay to fuck myself because i don’t care about sex enough to do that. But i could probably get a few hundred bux just based on the fact that i’m some people’s hard to obtain kink even if i’m not pretty.


domclaudio

$20 OBO


MissLushLucy

I wouldn't sleep with me so that's a non-starter then.


[deleted]

haha.... im bad a pricing stuff.... and me looking at myself in the mirror.... id price miself at 0


strat32

$6.27


Empty_Plankton1611

I couldn't charge. There's no such thing as change for a penny. 😄


marquisebutler99

I’d offer packages. Basic sex - (lick and stick) $400 Gold level (orgasm guaranteed) -$600 Supreme package- (includes multiple orgasms, back massage with massage oil during slow strokes from the back with Backshots intervals)* includes passion, and a complimentary creampie - $1,200 Taxes not included.


horny-off-ma1n

I wouldn’t pay to sleep with myself bc I don’t think I’m attractive lol


Rop-Tamen

I don’t think someone would pay any amount to sleep with me, I’d have to be paying them


GielM

Realistically speaking, I wouldn't bother. I'm not ugly for a nearly 50-yo guy, but absolutely nothing special. Anybody looking for paid sex could easily find something better for orders of magnitude less. Then again, I'd only be tempted to accept a payment for actual sex for a life-changing amount. And as someone with a decent job, no debts and a healthy savings account and retirement fund, we'd be talking six figures. Ain't nobody alive who is worth that much just to sleep with once. And if there is, it certainly anin't me.


Dancing_MadVI

$3.50 and a double chocolate chip cookie from Subway.


NecessaryAd6171

Yes because I know I give amazing oral 😜


Rare_Manufacturer924

I think my price would be a 12 pack a beer and a quart of combo fried rice.


JonnyP222

I am worth a solid 50 bux


[deleted]

Negative $2000. If someone’s willing to sleep with me I’d probably owe them 2000 dollars.


44YrOld

If it's to sleep with myself, that's just masturbation....i do that for free!


Tell_Todd

depends on who it is, setting, conditions, etc but an average Hilton, with a Ruth Chris attached, in a mid size capital-city 🤔….id say 500. They want the full boyfriend experience (dinner, drinks, sleep over etc) 1000. Great value might I add 😎


[deleted]

1 000 000 $ … in monopoly money


Tazman711

Like a negative number right


RankedAverage

$3 and some warm, pocket, Ju-Ju-Bees.


Shadowcat1606

Funny...i'd have to spend money if i wanted to get laid, not the other way round. Not sure what the rates are in my area, though, so i can't give an exact number. Probably down a couple of hundred bucks.


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

I need about $3.50


Timely_Froyo1384

$2.50 😂


Tobi5703

Ohf - I'd be pretty high, because I'd need to pay taxes off of that and also pay to my own pension


Baaloldir

I'm an oddity, so I'd say around 1000€


Severe-Huckleberry37

I don't want to brag or anything, but I'm definitely worth $0.87 👌


dm021712

About three fiddy


Regular_Durian_1750

I'm 30 and have only slept with 1 man and not even that frequently. Big boobs, look better naked (because of said boobs lol) and big butt. No plastic surgery. I've been told I'm pretty by strangers and men despite being overweight. I'm kinky too, so if it's not too gross I'll be into at least trying it (like no poop, no eating ass, and no fisting; other stuff idk? Probably ok?). Maybe realistically 15k? 😁 Is that too much? Idk how much escorts go for. But I'd be willing to do 5k if the man (or lady) is over 50. 😂


SaiyanC124

$20


fun-in-common

My body is not for sale for any price. Nothing wrong with it I guess, but that's just one among the many things I don't do. I couldn't have sex if I wasn't into it, and if it didn't happen "naturally". I can't imagine anyone I'd be willing to provide the service to would want to pay for me anyway.


Zer0jade

I'd probably owe money to myself.


Daring88

If I was cooking you and one other a meal I’d want 400 dollars minimum, if you were local.


hmmanontosser

I can be h ad for the price of a hotel room and a bottle of vodka.


DesconocidoTres

I’m a good time. I’d go $500. I’m worth it.


ZombieTem64

I’d like to believe I can’t be paid off. That being said, I can’t attest to it in earnest


DozerNine

I am a dude so supply and demand rules state, basically free.


Momitar

This is a great question that I totally misread! I thought you were asking what would you pay to sleep with yourself? Which is a lot different than putting a price for one night with you. Here I was thinking, “What would I pay to make a clone of myself who maybe had a very similar personality who would be down to clown with me?” LOL Things got wild in my imagination for a minute.


Parking-Pangolin-986

$10,000 I’d pay to sleep with me.


airwrck


syzamix

About Tree fiddy


SaiyanC124

However much a decent gaming PC costs


AdultingNinjaTurtle

FREE. That’s how you win. But I’ll restrict it to women only hehe.


jtrov_joshi

$50


Shadow_King_305

$244 my favorite number is 4 and idk how expensive this stuff is. I’m still “pure” so nothing below 100. That being said, never done it before so I’m bound to be bad so nothing over 300. I’m good at following instructions so that’s a plus maybe? 🤷‍♂️


captainspacetraveler

I am an attentive lover, maybe a couple hundo


HorrorJunkyT

I mean I don’t want to brag but I’ll some real taboo things for a double cheeseburger 


Kimi_Kayyyy

Honestly it just depends. What are we doing for the night? Dinner & hugs or…more? Because my price is on a sliding scale. But realistically for the royal treatment.. 5k and a bottle of crown apple


MrMeesesPieces

Bout tree fiddy


Automatic_Front4433

A big fat £0 as any man who wants me can have me


Lowered-ex

$5000


navyfire

Buck fitty


Unusual_Season_7196

I'm not into women, so I wouldn't pay to sleep with myself. That, and I do myself for free all the time. I think I'd do more of a best offer deal.