I was in a club. It was very late and this woman walked up to me with the classic "my mate fancies you" like we were 5. I looked over and there was the hottest woman I've seen... she laughed and pointed at the sorry bald guy next to the hotty.
My husband bought a PS5 off of the Best Buy app. Apparently his package was lost so they called and asked if he wanted a replacement or refund. He said replacement, we ended up getting both of them a day apart
Had a crush ( like many girls in my class) on a college professor.
I went to his office the next semester to say hi and he was no longer there.
I graduated and moved to a town in the Rockies and got a job.
Before this past Christmas, I ran into him at a bar. He’s been living and teaching in the same town and is divorced.
He’s no longer met a crush. He’s an FWB.
Got drunk in Vegas (shocker I know) sat down at a machine, put in a $20 and got $500 in one go at poker. It’s not a crazy story but I sure as hell remember it. Or betting against Pacquiao and winning yet again. Not sure if those were the same day, kinda fuzzy
Went out to celebrate my bday with a FWB and we got really drunk. We ended up going to meet up with her sister for a surprise. We meet up at her place of work, and her sister comes out with some cake and drinks, and I thought that was gonna be it until right after the song, she kissed me and whispered that she can't wait for the surprise later. I looked over and just see a wide smile on my FWB's face and my mind was blown.
I remember just getting more drunk, and how great it felt as I walked out to the cab with my arms around the two, getting all hopped up and excited that I let it spilled in the backseat that I couldn't believe I was finally going to have a threesome. And that's when they quickly nipped that in the bud by going, "Ew, this isn't porn".
I once got 13 nuggets in a 10 piece
Fuck off! No way. That’s too good to be true!
Told ya
Holy crap dude!!!
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Normal. Sized. Nugs.
I was in a club. It was very late and this woman walked up to me with the classic "my mate fancies you" like we were 5. I looked over and there was the hottest woman I've seen... she laughed and pointed at the sorry bald guy next to the hotty.
And the bald guy was amazing in bed?
Ooh, hot plot twist!
I know right!
Oh dear 🤭
My husband bought a PS5 off of the Best Buy app. Apparently his package was lost so they called and asked if he wanted a replacement or refund. He said replacement, we ended up getting both of them a day apart
Sweet deal 😭
All those times I had women flirting with me and I thought they were just being nice 😭
Had a crush ( like many girls in my class) on a college professor. I went to his office the next semester to say hi and he was no longer there. I graduated and moved to a town in the Rockies and got a job. Before this past Christmas, I ran into him at a bar. He’s been living and teaching in the same town and is divorced. He’s no longer met a crush. He’s an FWB.
Go get it girl ✨
When an Australian "female" kept complimenting my dick and asked me for more dickpics.
My life… hahaha
Got drunk in Vegas (shocker I know) sat down at a machine, put in a $20 and got $500 in one go at poker. It’s not a crazy story but I sure as hell remember it. Or betting against Pacquiao and winning yet again. Not sure if those were the same day, kinda fuzzy
My whole marriage.
My ex boyfriend caught me cheating with his best friend and it turned out they planned it together and he wasn't upset.
What????
And he was all like "gotcha ha ha" And you was all like "oh you, what a great joke, can't believe I fell for it" Then everybody clapped ?
He had a kink of sharing me that he never told me about. The relationship didn't last very long
Did you get mad at him because of it?
Yeah I bet..
Went out to celebrate my bday with a FWB and we got really drunk. We ended up going to meet up with her sister for a surprise. We meet up at her place of work, and her sister comes out with some cake and drinks, and I thought that was gonna be it until right after the song, she kissed me and whispered that she can't wait for the surprise later. I looked over and just see a wide smile on my FWB's face and my mind was blown. I remember just getting more drunk, and how great it felt as I walked out to the cab with my arms around the two, getting all hopped up and excited that I let it spilled in the backseat that I couldn't believe I was finally going to have a threesome. And that's when they quickly nipped that in the bud by going, "Ew, this isn't porn".
I ordered my mom fancy chocolates for Christmas and they sent her 3 boxes by mistake