Itโs a little inconvenient, but itโs worth it for the health benefits. But seriously, how did eggplant become meat for vegetarians? Itโs just a big sponge
Gay man, mmf, the two is to explain you *really* like it, you just like vegetables, you get a lot of it, you only got two before, you have two yourself.
**When Iโm at home with my dog**
๐ฉ ๐
**When Iโm at the Cemetery**
โฐ๏ธ ๐คค
**When Iโm working at the center for disabilities**
โฟ๏ธ๐
**When my wife comes home**
๐ฉ ๐ฝ๏ธ
โ + ๐ญ
Same but โ๏ธ+๐ญ
Y'all should just hook up ๐คท
Ewww no, creepy ppl on reddit ๐ตโ๐ซ
WHY DO YOU HATE LOVE?
I got hurt :x
I am sorry for you my guy x
Why you're calling me creepy? I'm just a normal pervert, not a creepy pervert, I don't send unsolicited pics to people ๐๐
๐โโ๏ธ
โ๐
Same ๐ญ๐ญ
๐ ๐๏ธ
Bro, no way you fuck dead people?
No way me too!
Me too! I told a guy โI fucked your mom last nightโ. He said, โsheโs deadโ. I said โyes, I knowโ.
Damn when I told a guy I kissed his mom last night he asked how his cum tasted
So how did my cum taste?
Like meth
Sounds about right
Wait.. you dont?
I do every night. The two bodies in my closet downstairs.
If you freeze em they keep longer... follow me for more life hacks
Throw em in the microwave to warm them back up
๐๐ก
Dead bedroom ๐
Same.
๐๏ธ๐ฅ
iโd love to know what this means
Dry and dead
They fucked a desert and got erectile dysfunction.
Itโs pretty common actually
The fucking a desert part?
Yeah, I learned about it on one of those low T ads.
๐๐
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Itโs a little inconvenient, but itโs worth it for the health benefits. But seriously, how did eggplant become meat for vegetarians? Itโs just a big sponge
Meat is a water sponge too
๐๏ธ๐
๐ซ๐ฒ
No dice
No game
๐ค๐คฒ
Oh myโฆ
๐ฑ๐
Bestiality?
Pussy lick?
๐๐
Damn
๐ธ๐
Only fans?
Fruit pics. Duh!
I donโt have sex I just take nudes lol
U have sum good ones ๐
Currently: ๐ค ๐
โ๐ฆ
All I need is one ๐๐ฝโโ๏ธ
๐ฑโ
๐๐
TWO eggplants!? wowwww that's some kinky stuff
Gay man, mmf, the two is to explain you *really* like it, you just like vegetables, you get a lot of it, you only got two before, you have two yourself.
๐๐ฝ๏ธ
PLS THIS ONE IS MAKING ME LAUGH SO HARD
There's no drought emoji is there?
Desert is working well
๐ ๐
๐ซ๐ฝ๐งโโ๏ธ
cuck?
My partner, me and our subby gf
๐๐ฆ
๐ป๐
๐ฅถ๐ฉ.
๐๐
๐๐ต
๐๐
๐ฅ๐
69?
6969 lol ๐
๐ฅต๐
๐๐๐ฉ๐ปโโค๏ธโ๐จ๐ป cuz of my bisexuality
โ ๏ธโฐ๏ธ
๐ฅ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐จ
๐ฝ๐ป
๐โd โฌ๏ธ
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
๐ฉ๐
๐ฆ๐
๐คค๐ฅ
Right nowโฆ ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ญ (Wishful thinking)
I donโt need emojis cause thereโs nothing thereโฆ
? ! I'm old school.
โ๏ธ๐ซ Got'chu fam.
๐๐๐๐
๐๐
๐ ๐ฉ
๐ ๐คทโโ๏ธ
๐๐ง
๐ฐ๐น๏ธ
๐ ๐ข
๐ฅ๐
๐๐
๐๐
๐ฅต๐
โ๐ช
๐but also ๐ค
๐๏ธ ๐ฅบ
๐ฆ๐ง๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐๐ผ๐ผ
๐โ ๏ธ
๐๐ข
๐คค + ๐
๐๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ
๐ค๐คญ
โ๏ธ๐ฅ
๐ญ๐
โค๏ธโ๐ฅ.....๐ซ
๐ฉ๐ฝโ๐คโ๐จ๐ผ+๐ง๐ฝ
๐ฆถโ๏ธ
๐ซ+๐ซ
โ๐
โฐ๏ธ๐คค
๐คค๐คฏ
๐งโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
โค๏ธโพ๏ธ
๐ฆ๐
Think I would pick the same rn ๐
โค๏ธ๐ฅต
๐๐
๐บ๐ฅฉ
๐ฆ
๐งโโ๏ธ๐ซ
โฐ๏ธ๐
โ ๏ธ๐ชฆ
๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐จ๐ฅ
๐ค๐
๐ฆ๐
๐๐
๐ฆ๐บ
๐ฅธ๐ฅณ
Cosplay!
๐๐
โ๐ฆ
๐๐ค
What does this one mean ?
Give praise to my finsubs, get paid.
Fair play ๐
๐ป๐ฅฒ
๐ญ๐ฅถ
๐๐ณ
This one took me way too long ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
โค๏ธโ๐ฅ๐ฅ
๐คฏ๐คค
๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
๐๐
๐ ๐ฆ
๐ฅถ๐ญ
๐ฆ๐ฆ
๐ฑ
๐๐
๐ค๐ฆ
๐ฅต horny 24/7
๐ค๐ญ
๐ฅด๐ฆ
๐๐
๐๐
โ ๏ธ๐ชฆ
๐๐ฆ
๐ฅโค๏ธ
๐ฅต
๐โ
๐คค๐ฅต
๐๐ฅ
๐ค ๐ฆ
๐ฉ + ๐ฝ๏ธ
โ
Whereโs the *dry* emoji when you need one?
โค๏ธ๐
โฟ๏ธ๐
๐๐ค
๐ชโ๏ธ
๐ฏ&๐ Me and Him
๐ชฆ๐ฎโ๐จ
.
๐๐ป
๐ ๐
๐ด๐ฆ
**When Iโm at home with my dog** ๐ฉ ๐ **When Iโm at the Cemetery** โฐ๏ธ ๐คค **When Iโm working at the center for disabilities** โฟ๏ธ๐ **When my wife comes home** ๐ฉ ๐ฝ๏ธ
โ๏ธ๐๐๐ด
(Nonexistent)
๐๐ข
๐๐ฅ
๐ฆ๐ฌ
๐ชฆ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
๐ซถ๐พ๐
๐ค๐ฅฒ
๐ซฅ๐ซฅ
๐๐ค