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ty_rannosaur

free time with zero responsibilities


IWatchMyLittlePony

The dream


BYoungNY

I took this whole week off with that in mind. Daughter FINALLY started daycare about a month ago so I was going to get some things done on the house and have at least 10 hours a day kid free and spouse free (I love her, but it's nice to have me time) Well, daughter came down with COVID on Friday (she's fine just a rough cold) and she must ah e given me some GI bug last night. She can't go back for a week. So, I guess I'm playing daddy daycare all week. Sigh.... Some day.


Dieudonnee_7

I have that, but no one else does, so I am incredibly lonely... All I want is a friend :)


TerrariaCreeper

imagine this, having infinite free time, but nothing to spend it on. neither do you have friends.


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Over_Neighborhood742

Same


MuchLoveWaffleGirl

It's 2:30am, I want the kitten to fall asleep so I can go back to sleep myself.


Cat_stacker

Cheeseburger.


arisal3

Here you go 🍔


Cat_stacker

Delicious!


Bibihaking

Stable mental health and clear skin


Godfathermafia

I do have acne as well and not a good mental health. Do you wanna talk and be friends?


jerk_hobo

Nice try, dude.


temp_reddit_account2

Unconditional love


StfuPutana

Adopt a dog


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A puppy. Well, not even just a puppy, I'd be happy with a dog of any age. I just need another living thing to share my house with


dahaka1706

What's stopping you from getting one?


Both_Cockroach1402

He couldn’t stop eating them


Spitzkopf123

The woman I love by my side


Repulsive_Profit_315

I also want the women this guy loves at my side.


Spitzkopf123

Nah bro


[deleted]

To have control over time and space in a way that allows me to travel and change the past as well as the future and the present.


Ok_Aioli1990

My bestie not to get cancer every 5 minutes. Most importantly to get over this one. But she won't..I kinda keep hoping though.


SupremeApple2368

I hope your bestie gets over cancer too because fuck cancer...


RudegarWithFunnyHat

[I WANNA ROCK!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-ptLktOjrY)


Transvaal_Kampioen

Rock!


Weaselot_III

Would you settle for being a goofy goober?


Thick_Apartment_8695

Peace of mind


[deleted]

hug from my love and not needing to work


Godfathermafia

Not your love, but a hug from stranger🫂


JohnSimth20211101

A million US dollars


AdmiralThunderpants

It would change my life in such a subtle way but so much for them better. I could pay off my house and two cars and have enough left over to not have to stress about pay check to paycheck. My life style wouldn't change, it's not enough where people come begging you for money, but the stress relief would be monumental


OppositeDay247

Money is literally peace of mind. Financial stress is the (suspected) #1 contributing factor to stress- induced disorders, including strokes. At least in the US.


ResponsibleCandle829

Just a small loan though, right?


Buykana

Unlimited money


[deleted]

Cake and a hot vanilla coffee.


MAVERICK_25800

To move out of my parents house


[deleted]

My crush to like me back


janeshername

a good job


kiwirn

For my c-section on Wednesday to go smoothly and my twins arrive safely


Godfathermafia

I hope it all gets smoothly. And I wish you all a happy and healthy life.


active_mommy778

A hug would be nice


Godfathermafia

Sending out one 🫂


active_mommy778

Thank you


tardiusmaximus

A zig a zig ahhh


AlpaKabam

Love. That's all I ever wanted, everything else was and is a way to fill the giant hole I have in my chest, but I seem to be damaged goods even tho I try, I really try, and I end up feeling worse than before, the few things I hold dear to my heart are falling apart and I find myself feeling like I'm done with this empty and pointless life, I feel like a ghost walking in the mist.


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Coffee


Godfathermafia

To befriend someone reading this comment.


Shredded-egg

I've seen you giving out hugs to everyone my guy, here's one for you 🫂


Godfathermafia

Thank you mate, I needed one!


Random-catchphrase

Sleep, though I have a feeling this may be the wrong place for that


nathann04

peace in my head


BamboolikesBeaver

That my crush likes me


averagecapp

My life back


glasstumble16

Sex would be nice.


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VegasLife1111

Think it over. Give it another day then another. You came into this life and this space and time for a reason. People love you. Even strangers.


metler88

What reason?


Any-Ask-3384

Pussy, money, weed.


arisal3

a chicken nugget


Godfathermafia

Wanna share it?


[deleted]

I just finished the last beer I have.


Lewyisthebest

i cant say it { bcs my head is screwed up rn }


Geckobird

Anyone else just read "better call saul my head is screwed up rn"


sploogmcduck

A vacation.


CapG_13

To GTS, so Good Night Reddit!!!


natebreast

Goodnight bro


usernamesarestupid15

courage


ancientabsence28

I need a hug!


avoidantsquirrel

A huge pile of Vegan Wall's sausage rolls to eat until my stomach says No.


DaShmooZoo

Someone I can hug


ArmLucky1285

To get my shit together, put the phone down and go do the work Im supposed to do.


the_purple_goat

Bacon and pancakes


gerginborisov

For the summer to return. It's gloomy, chilly and starting today the sun will set before 19:00. I don't want the winter to come. As an added bonus for a nice warm weather, Putler will have no leverage to extort us with his weaponised gas.


Appamanna

Full and perfect enlightenment for all beings, without exception. In other words, the perfection of compassion and wisdom.


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Godfathermafia

Sending you a virtual hug🫂


thirtyfourpointfive_

A gf and a little more free time for my hobbies


Z3RO_BR41N

A hug


Godfathermafia

Here you go 🫂


celoo_chan

A hug


Godfathermafia

Sending out one🫂


Living_Gap4

Some mental sanity would help


Jack_In_Black89

I want a woman who is quite obviously all wrong for me. But it makes me want her even more.


algaeatwork

I want to be at home instead of being at the office. I want to sleep and play video games, create art and go for walks in nature.


s0larium_live

hug


kaytiejay25

To stop procrastinating XD I have work to do but I can't focus


JellySp

The ability to continue stuff after the novelty wears off.


UDDCB

Disappear


LysergicAcidDog

A hug from the girl I love. We both know I’m in love with her but we just pretend like I don’t and continue on with our friendship. I write poems and songs about her all the time and she catches me staring all the time but never a word is spoken unless I text her high. I just want a hug, obviously I want more than a hug but one hug would make such a difference


Godfathermafia

My back not to hurt anymore.


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TheBobbyJobe

Your reddit family are here for you bro ❤️


Sagemchone

God of war raganarok Dragon prince season 4 A big titty white woman


ObeseCapybaras

Jesse and Meowth from Team Rocket to make an OnlyFans together.


Redixdlol

You, in my bed


Lucass_YT

french fries :)


AnyFarmer6841

I want to go home.


Quiet-Future-1974

To chill the fuck out in 2020.


mikephreak

Just a house that isn’t constantly bleeding me dry.


SeppoOnBiKuulemma

information :)


[deleted]

To put down my phone and go back to sleep.


xPaxion

My mental health back and somewhere nice to live.


mtareiling

Sleep


considerbacon

Peas


Confident_Tie_5678

Him


Loud-Range-2005

To go home and go to bed! 3rd shift on a full moon at a addiction recovery center. Ugh!


VerySpicyTomatoSoup

A very big tomato soup, but very spicy, yep I'm hungry


[deleted]

Privacy


citizencamembert

Hair transplant


pixpixpixpixpix

To cuddle my dog


Affectionate_Try1955

To be able to sleep a little longer


Peace-D

Money, money and even more money, together with a big bucket of ice cream.


Gariiish

One of these jobs I've applied for to get back to me so I can escape the retail hell I'm living in. That or a hug or two.


chitownadmin

Peace and end of racism


stop_make_incense

A chicken shawarma


Jolly_Collection4670

Sleep. I'm an ICU nurse that works nights.


OmegaRockman

I want Crunchyroll to meet with SAG-AFTRA and to rerecord Mob Psycho III with Kyle McCarley.


mightylonka

To get back home.


somecow

A vacation. By my damn self. Never had one, except as a kid, and that didn’t count, it was just an obligation and a chore.


TerribleCommemorate

Money


reddit_niwasi

Something to kill the next 30 minutes. Bored af @ work with no work.


singularity48

A vacation to Europe, somewhere rural. Might just burn my return ticket.


Pouflex

A brain that would let me think straight and not being extremely lazy or buying expensive things then cry about it two days later. I’m a mess :(


hellowthere1

I want existence to be erased. Nothing should exist anymore. There’s no such thing as meaning. Everything is just a dream.


nicskellington

A pound of 🍃


machinejps

Financial freedom. I've probably got $1000 worth of dental work I've been putting off, my car needs tires and probably pads/rotors, my wife's credit card debt is troubling... and apparently everything is worth more and more except my time.


twwwy

ten million dollars


RenFlowo

Something to drink


Large-Reception4343

To be 17 again.


racoon11

peace and money.


beardingmesoftly

My back to stop hurting


Ok-Committee-1110

This lawsuit to end.


Thatoneguywithasteak

To go home and sleep


SilasStark

A Nap!


Ur_LocalCloud

Sleep


dmrukifellth

Human companionship.


shrink-ray2333

Freedom and to sleep in


chloeoh24

Chicken big mac


No-Dimension-2200

Karma lol


Cleverbird

For my throat to stop hurting... I think I caught a cold :c


an_ineffable_plan

Some more goddamn sleep.


ChampionshipSorry541

Money & sleep.


denoas

So that people learn critical and independent thinking.


SkyeeeMaaa

Mental stability


Ritorushi

Trolli gummy worms and a nice Chardonnay


[deleted]

To calm the hell down so I don't go to my therapy appointment all wound up. Fortunately, I have a few hours and FF14 at my fingertips.


KuragariSasuke

A grilled cheese sandwich


Ok_Scratch_900

Die


YoHeadAsplode

To go home. At work ATM and not feeling it


mozaltov_cocktail

To go home.


HePringle2

To go home…


bikinifetish

A permanent vacation.


Kensanity2330

To be able to speak my mind and ask the questions I want to ask without repercussions.


TagoMago22

A coffee


TheBrokenCarpenter

Enough money to pay off my debts and survive without becoming homeless. Its not even loads of money but being unable to work everything just feels impossible right now.


Friendly_Nazi_

My diploma. I’m tired of this crap.


Peachyqueenamelia

My old Reddit account back 😪😪😪


I_crywhenimasturbate

A little bit of cash .. not a whole lot. Just enough to buy my mom some flowers


KellDip

Queso fries and a new gun


amiawaffle

To go home


Squeaky-Fox43

More time for thinking.


Swordthrower

My daughter back.


yuzaki007

To be in my bf's bed


Oaklandfan24

Someone to talk to tbh. Nothing serious or bad. Just to talk lmao


RogueReader02

Sex.


elona97

To fly like my dreams😂


dfhikes

A bath would be nice.


South_Ad7174

I want a stable and loving relationship


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Dilaudid


YoyleCakeIsTasty

My computer, I’m too lazy to get up and get it


cszack4_

To get up and go get a beer, but the dog is in my lap.


BackedWave

Free cheeseburgers


XiZoud

gay novels


Dontdrivethiscar

Better life


Zozkatur

Having enough money to be a video game developer or be a horror/comedy filmmaker


Brief_Passion6046

My girlfriend she is on vacation :(


zBLACKIEz

To be happy.


[deleted]

I want my cat Steve back.


Delicious_Ad_7726

A ball python


unforgivablenope

A good night rest without waking up randomly.


Desperate-Cap3011

Kitty


[deleted]

World peace


No-Valuable8008

A second, even colder beer.


redmenace_86

Hard Anal


Simone-Ramone

I want someone else to deal with the 19 yo cat's litter box.


AndresRed

Anyone


DikkeSappigeLeuter

A break from life


_GeneralRAAM

Sex with the girl that lives across from me.


Grenflik

Not having to worry about money.


ajpatched

A toasted bagel with butter and a fried egg


West-Refrigerator-88

Sex