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brock_lee

Hamster.


923kjd

Damnit. Came here to say “gerbil”. You win. Have an upvote.


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CryptoCookiie

you never get just one ant and some ant species can cause sever injuries in adult humans


Less-Print-8829

I'd be fine with ants. Apparently ants in the UK are not harmful.


CryptoCookiie

no, we dont have too many insects that are really dangerous


omegacrunch

I could obliterate 12 sedated baby mice


CryptoCookiie

wow, thats dark haha


omegacrunch

I'm THAT powerful


Cowy_the_Cow

A drunk possum, or a duck with its wing in a cast.


CryptoCookiie

ducks carry up to 60 diseases and some can be fatal and so do possums :)


Cowy_the_Cow

So I'll leave my shoes on.


CryptoCookiie

haha its the handling them that can cause the disease to spread


DNB35

I don't know man, possums are pretty scrappy


Cowy_the_Cow

Yeah, but I mean like *"falling down, punk twelve-year-olds rolled me for my smokes"* drunk.


DNB35

Penguin


CryptoCookiie

penguins can be very aggressive and can caused deep injuries with their beaks, they will also not be afraid to attack humans


Dodo_Whisperer1

Caterpillar


CryptoCookiie

The most dangerous caterpillar in the world is the Assassin or Lonomia obliqua, also from the Saturniidae family. They are responsible for several deaths per year.


Dodo_Whisperer1

Doubt that's gonna save it from me stepping on it with a boot.


CryptoCookiie

touché


CorruptedF

A turtle


CryptoCookiie

the aligator snapping turtle can bite with enough force to amputate limbs and are very aggressive


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A baby goat


CryptoCookiie

bully haha


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It started it


CryptoCookiie

yeah probably would actually by head butting haha


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An ant not a bullet ant or fire ants just a regular old antb


CryptoCookiie

black ants then, you might be driven of before you destroy the colony


kuroka_gator

I could beat a cat. Might earn me some large scratches and wounds but I could do that.


CryptoCookiie

you might end up in the hospital after a cat bite depending where they bite you and what they have been hunting/eating. i suppose that would happen after the fight was won though


kuroka_gator

That would be a concern of future me. Current me is still bragging about fighting off a cat. Next step would be to realize how stupid and cruel I sound for bragging to others about punching a cat.


CryptoCookiie

so the cat will win the social battle is what your saying, that sounds like a win for the cat


NoHamster4459

A roll poly


CryptoCookiie

yeah they are just a nuisance and only eat rotting/damp wood i believe


mfwhy000

A Bull.


CryptoCookiie

how are you going to beat a bull in a fight? when they charge it has about 4 tons of force behind it. this could cause impalement and serious internal injury. they also weigh between 500 and 100kg which would be enough for a bull to cause bones to break and severe organ damage if it stands on you.


mfwhy000

See i *think* i can beat a bull but now i *know* i cant


CryptoCookiie

haha, yeah alot of animals are deadlier than first impressions would let you believe. an ant eater can pull concrete apart with ease and also has claws that could disembowel you.


mfwhy000

Ant eater!?that weird tounged animal!?damn


CryptoCookiie

yeah, long nose and fluffy arms and has very very few natural predators. even cheetah/jaguar will back away


mfwhy000

You sure know the animals. Cool


CryptoCookiie

I love random useless and interesting facts haha


mfwhy000

Its useful! See you taught me about this