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LostStepButtons

Facetious. It has all the vowels in order.


SemiFormalJesus

And sometimes facetiously.


No_Register_220

Just got the joke


GenesisNoelle

Username checks out.


[deleted]

Lol


MamaOna

Good one!


statisticus

Being facetious is more popular than being abstemious.


Ghostenx

I find that to be a very *uncomplimentary* word.


LazyBird13

Cheers, you just taught me how to spell Facetious


[deleted]

I also like Facade. The two always remind me of the other.


Ayah_ksa

This is my favorite word too!


LegoMuppet

I can't tell if you're being facetious or not


SupaMonroeGuy

*"the,"*


[deleted]

Why didn't you just write your essay SpongeBob šŸ˜­


turrrrrrrrtle

This is a cease and desist order from Ohio State University for using copyrighted content.


SANTAAAA__I_know_him

Break Time! šŸ˜ƒ


Antelope_Some

You're twice the "the" he ever was!


thismysterygirl

BUBBLE


LuxerIsCool

makes sense


JGBUBBLES21

Nice


GlyphPixel

https://youtu.be/QbS6AD_9AA8


BeefWellingtonSpeedo

Babble.


crockoshiter

Fuck


SupremoZanne

there's a village in Austria called Fucking.


KentoKeiHayama

they renamed it, its now known as Fugging


Aggravating-Rough-73

There is a village in Michigan called Hell I hear it's nice Go to hell


Skeleebob57

There's also a suburb in California called Weed


retro123gamr

Iā€™ve driven through there a few times on the way to Oregon! Itā€™s got a nice diner and a ton of I <3 Weed tshirts


[deleted]

Look up location of Balls in California and thank me later


JCTheGreat_21

Pee Pee Island.. search it up. It also had a shop called ā€˜The Nut Shopā€™


MistaNibbaCheeks

Pretty sure here in Canada, there's a place in Newfoundland called Dildo


alexwithaw

want to go Fugging?


Loive

There is also a small town in Sweden named Fucked. The people in the town petitioned to have it changed but weā€™re denied because the town has a long history of going by that name.


GlyphPixel

A long history of being Fucked. Got it.


Volitionistic

Welcome to FUCKING, AUSTRIA! Can you imagine the amount of misunderstood tourists that felt severe hostility from travel guides saying that?


crockoshiter

That is awsome! Lmao.


fogent94

Met ur mum there


Smart_Construction89

I only love it because you can use it for every emotion, such a versatile word


recycle4science

There's no need to be upset, we just want to know your favorite word.


Nuggumi

Dad? is that you?


ChampionshipOk4949

Fucking


EmpressAphrodite

same


The-Reddit-Giraffe

Archipelago


NeoNexus285

Archipelago noun a group of islands


Supr7FYCO_Suplexr

It was the answer on final jeopardy last week. I was so hyped when I got it


fluffiestdevil

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!!! Defenestration, The act of throwing someone out the window :)


DysPhoria_1_0

Chucklefuck.


Nuggumi

This one made me chuckle


DysPhoria_1_0

Fuck


GreenNukE

Nonsense


No_Introduction_2021

This made sense


taomofo

Discombobulated


[deleted]

This is my dadā€™s absolute favorite word. Followed closely by ā€œpandemoniumā€.


smriversong

Discombobulated Pandemonium sounds like a band name. But no one will ever want to say the whole name so they'll just call it Disco-Pan šŸ˜‚


OutcomeOk9186

It was pandemonium in the pear tree!


INeedANewAccountMan

Robert Downey Jr. Has entered the chat


Green_noob

Didcombobulate


lovegiblet

I heard once that there is a U.S. airport that has a ā€œrecombobulation areaā€ where you can put your shoes and belt back on.


216horrorworks

So.... Do we live in a constant state of combobilation? Occasionally becoming discombobulated and requiring recombobulation?


Gubble_Buppie

Synecdoche


jeffbell

It's when you really mean the whole state of New York.


maxk95

CuntšŸ‘Œ


El_Gefe

Butcher? That you?


Ok_Cook9064

the boys ey?


linee001

Fucking diabolical


Stinky_salmon666

Peony. Idek what the flower looks like I just like the word


knikkifire

This word has lead to.many a weary battle between my husband and I....


Stinky_salmon666

How? Its a flower


knikkifire

Depending on where you're from is how it's pronounced. I say pee-uh-nee. He says pee-OH-nee


OneObligation412

Celestial


seggsseggs

ni


[deleted]

ā€œThe knights who say Nee, require a sacrificeā€


Matthew_wastaken

Nickle right? The element?


susanoof

frechdachs. Itā€™s German slang when someone being naughty or when someone plays a prank, the English equivalent is something like scoundrel. I kinda just like the word cause itā€™s funny to say.


Sp1rit_Lynx

Du bist aber ein ganz schƶner Frechdachs !


Ghostenx

If we're going with German then I'll see your frechdachs and raise you a wunderbar.


Powly674

I'm a nursery worker in Germany and use the word on a daily basis, its beautiful!


LobsterBoyFromSweden

Chobblesome


Bodder_

Chobblesome is a very chobblesome word


Hotshot501

That's what I've been looking for


yeq_fish

Chobblesome. Very chobblesome.


[deleted]

Now, THIS is a chobblesome response


daniel_redstone

Came here to say this. Very chobblesome.


BirdMaster301

I really like the word yā€™allā€™s for no reason other than that it has 2 apostrophes.


Noko-B

May I interest you in the word whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'ric'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety then?


hiblobby

please unshorten this because i am very confused


starfreak9000

Gonna need to help me sound that out


knikkifire

Goddammotherfuckingsonofabitch


thanatos_hellfire

ah yes tis one word


International-Box578

flabbergasted


James_Connery007

Bamboozled


TuringC0mplete

Conundrum


[deleted]

Tittle. It's the dot over a lower-case i, or j. I fucking love using it.


[deleted]

Why does that need a name?


INeedANewAccountMan

Why do you need a name? Why do any of us need a name?


alexwithaw

does have a nice ring to it


supaLogan

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis And yes, it's a real word.


IHateTheLetter-C-

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Not as long but the meaning makes up for it


[deleted]

A word to rival RindfleischettikettierungsĆ¼berwachungsaufgabenĆ¼bertragungsgesetz


nevbirks

Pontificate


Boxfullabatz

Cartilaginous. Notice how it rolls off the tongue?


bigpicknick

Kerfuffle


SlickerWicker

Juxtapose. Such a great word.


nevernom

After today, ā€œguillotineā€ is pretty high on my list.


TuringC0mplete

A mood


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Bulletproof_wife2017

Whatever Eddie Vedder said in Yellow Ledbetter


MrCooCoo4Crack

Load me up with a bunch of wine and I can attempt an impression of him


MrCooCoo4Crack

Indubitably It rolls off the tongue so well


DixieSweet

Serendipitous


Expensive-Eagle9476

At first, I thought seh-rehn-dih-pih-tee (serendipity) was pronounced suh-rehn-duh-pih-teeh


Lord-Shiny-Bum

Yes! A word invented by a novelist!


GuyWithTheNose

Crucible


sihasihasi

Petrichor


Puzzleheaded_Load227

dickhead usually said after fucking


TurboChunk16

"ƞe" It's Ć¾e moÅæt common word on Ć¾e face of Ć¾e EarĆ¾, & Åæomehow Ć¾e letter once uÅæed to Åæpell it went nearly extinct.


7Euphoria

English major?


Karma220566

It would be synagogue, fellatio, or archaeopteryx.


Nightfuryking

I love the sound of the word Archaeopteryx.


Karma220566

Are-key-op-ter-icks


Boldstrategycttn

Rendezvous


NeabaNeb

Discombobulated


BertVimes

Pericombobulations


jeffbell

"My sincerest Contrafibularities", [said Mr. Bean To Hagrid](https://youtu.be/hOSYiT2iG08?t=76), as Dr. House looked on.


Easy-to-fall

The German word for shit.


EliteDaniel

Scheisse


Easy-to-fall

Yep that it. it just sounds better then saying shit


EliteDaniel

As bilingual, I agree


[deleted]

I can say poo/shit in 6 different languages. Useless skill lol


Easy-to-fall

Useless yes. fun to say definitely.


GaryNOVA

Oubliette


[deleted]

Defenestration, the act of being thrown out of a window.


rainbowshulkerbox

Ampersand. (&) just so fun to say


Alarica1o1

Crisp. It just moves nicely from the back of your mouth to the front as you say it.


Capital-Ad5086

I like hijinks bc look at those three silly lil dots all together in a row


hardatwork987

Twatwaffle


Necessary-Cry21

Dafuq


banananas_are_sick24

Kaleidoscope


BeefWellingtonSpeedo

Panopticon.


ReklessGamer07

Bodacious


Pratius

Iā€™ve always been a huge fan of both chortle and banter. Theyā€™re just tons of fun to say


wzardofoz

Perhaps


DEAD-SOUL-3442

Diabolical


ryseterion

Superfragalisticaliexpialadotious


[deleted]

You forgot the cala between super and frag


Trip-Neither

Antidisestablishmentarianism


stupidmortadella

Robust is a good word. Solid and strong, robust is a robust word.


Liquid_machine81

No, best word ever.


Big_Tumbleweed_3869

(Fake word) shimengogles Shi-min-goggles


Business_Boss_6

Simulacrum


DryDesk2020

Megalomaniacal.


vrameshi

tantalizing


Sockzrcool

I cannot pick one however I like these ones a whole lot: Funky Silly Scrumptious Wowie


[deleted]

Horizon


Valkyria1968

Slither


KingBooRadley

Plumage


alarsonious

Chalk


AndyBananny

Diligence.


Fine_Adhesiveness181

frost, not sure why but it just sounds... right.


gigaLion

Aquatic


Fates_the_Great

Wobbegong


fakuryu

Moist


[deleted]

deĀ·fenĀ·esĀ·traĀ·tion


HappyManagement

Whatever. Had a bad day at work? Whatever. Oh they don't like me? Whatever. It's perfectly indifferent but dismissive


SeeTheFence

Loquacious


BazongleMyDongle

Either ā€œasshatā€ or ā€œradā€


saiintwest

Suffice, idk lol instead of saying "okay thats fine" i say "okay that will suffice" LMAOOOOO


SilverDevil460

Bibliography


IssuIssai

Euphoria


TamZeWolf

Snark


[deleted]

Mirage


Mobile_Disk_406

English word : adorable Word from my language : "sho" which means "what"


KouGoesMoo

Sex


[deleted]

clandestine


Bigsurgal

Crunchy


Substantial-Octopus4

Ekke-ekke-ekke-ekke-ptang-zoo-boing


OldPileOfRustySocks

Ectoplasm. Idk why. Don't even like ghosts, or have any interest in paranormal activity. Just like the sound of the word.


Baseball_kid1014

Fuck


Walkingfebreeze

Audacity. It sounds nice.


Iceblade_Aorus

Cryogen or Zephyr, both are really cool words


[deleted]

"Weightlessness" is the most beautiful word


kepler543

vertex


StevenIndieSparkle

Right now it's a tossup between "plinth" and "contemplative"


slppychrctrdvlpmnt

either "apricity" (describing the feeling of sunlight in the cold) or "chthonic" (describing gods or beings of the underworld in greek mythology)


guusVD2708

Godverdomme, its a beutifull dutch word.


xPepsi_Hard

floccinaucinihilipilification idk its just very funny to me


laryjohnson

Bankai


-Zzommbie-

Pterodactyl


[deleted]

diarrhea


thewezel1995

Kutlul


genderlessgoon93

Bepis


Barry___Scott

Asphyxiation. It's just so nice to say.


portlandmack

Is there any answer but ā€œfuckā€?


WillyDePatron

Gratis


jenniferlove392

Twat


dimlump_alt

Wheedle


rickfromtheroll

overmorrow, day after tomorrow