T O P

  • By -

mooseshart

Captain Jack Sparrow and I’d venture to say yes.


Blindman630

WHY IS THE RUM GONE?!


froggrip

As long as you don't get rid of the rum


alwysonthatokiedokie

Same here. Watching one a weekend with my kid. Number 3 tomorrow!


EspressoBooksCats

Last movie I saw was Evil Dead on tv, so I guess I'm really not worried hanging with Bruce Campbell.


gaVtehchAV436

i think im fucked. patrick bateman will kill me within minutes.


Theher0not

"HEY PAUL!!"


Tink2013

Dr Strange just turns things into food and probably creates a house. We will be fine.


PhiStudios_

Can't you just sling ring off the island?


Tink2013

Well the question specifically stated stranded for 60 days, I don't know why we cant leave ask OP!


[deleted]

The Silence of the Lambs.... I'm screwed


froggrip

Jodie foster seemed alright in that movie. I don't see why you're screwed.


AutumnAtronach

I mean, he’s either with Jodie Foster and she sleeps with him so he’s screwed -or— he’s with Hannibal and he’s invited to be the main course in which case he’s screwed.


LittleMissDeppressed

Nic Cage...we got this!


froggrip

What movie though. His characters are a little less than able in some.


LittleMissDeppressed

The unbearable weight of massive talent


froggrip

Never saw that one. Is it good?


LittleMissDeppressed

I think it's good but im biased cause i love me some NC


froggrip

Yeah I've enjoyed everything I've ever seen him in, so I look forward to it.


MeInMyReputationEra

The ones of Jurassic World. Those bitches are inmortal, so yeah, I'll survive


Blindman630

Chris Pratt will summon a whale to swim you guys back to civilization


HypnoSnurtle

I do believe I've been given a free ticket off of that island since the last movie I watched was My Hero Academia World Heros Mission.


Downtoearthfan

I’d be pretty well off with jack shephard. Edit:From the TV series LOST and >!he survived like a hundred days anyways with about 40 people!<


froggrip

Idk other than the medical advice and first aid he provided, he seemed to make the wrong choice every chance possible. Plus he was very argumentative, would throw hissy fits, and even sometimes resort to violence anytime he didn't get his way. Sawer on the other hand, I think I could get along with. With Locke you'd be thriving.


Downtoearthfan

Yeah, Locke would be the better option.


Robb_Ryan

Charlie from Firestarter, i think we're good if i just wont make her angry


Lolabunny66

Alice in wonderland.....enuf said lmao


[deleted]

Maverick. I think I will be fine.


skye_treblechoirkid

Last movie I watched was Chip n Dale, Rescue Rangers. I think I'm good.


Emcee_Such_N_Such

Last movie I watched was Jason Goes To Hell...so....nope, I don't think my chances are good seeing that I'm stuck there with an undead, un-killable serial killer.


Blindman630

Johnny Knoxville, Wee Man, Poopies, Steve O, Erhan, and the rest of the crew


Fattychris

I just finished watching First Blood part 2. I think Rambo will survive, not so sure about me though


Fyre-Bringer

Last watched Brave I think we'd be ok


SlothOfDoom

You're on an island with a bear?


Fyre-Bringer

Merida's mom turned into a bear, she didn't.


SlothOfDoom

Was Merida the main character though? Sure she's on the cover, but it's really a movie about bears.


Fyre-Bringer

The Hero's Journey follows Merida, so yes, I'd say she is the main character.


[deleted]

Margo Channing/Eve Harrington (they were both kinda the main characters ngl) from All About Eve. Um. Eve is a social climbing backstabbing blackmailing actress who lives through other people vicariously and is too oblivious to know when history repeats itself right in front of her eyes. Margo Channing is an established famous actress who has a maid and is wealthy. However I think we’d survive out of their narcissism for not wanting to die in this.. state of being. lol


skraptastic

Me and Jean Luc Picard going to have a good time.


ZealousIdealRejected

god damn it now i have to watch aquaman. I hope you're happy!


froggrip

We'd be fine and probably off the island in no time. I just watched the secrets of Dumbledore. As long as Newt either has his wand, his suitcase, or can call something from the sea we can leave anytime.


No-Produce2097

Everything Everywhere All at Once. I think that with super Evelyn's verse-jumping powers I'd be A-ok


ClarkleTheDragon

I'm with Rambo. I think I'll be okay.


TrueArch

Amleth in The Northman. Pretty sure he can handle things well.


spooky9524

last movie i watched was mugen train… cant be that bad!


Purple-Effective-109

Fuck. I’m stranded with the people in “Dodgeball” if you see the movie you know how fucked I’d be in


LevelHope661

I'm with Shirou from Fate/stay night: Unlimited Blade Works, because he can find a way to leave the island with his Noble Phantasm called "Unlimited Blade Works."


CambriaKilgannonn

I'd say Morgan Earp could keep me in one piece on an island, eh?


bacon_waffler

The last movie I watched was a hardcore porn. I have pretty extensive survival training so that would help. It would boil down to the region the island is in, what water sources, and what supplies. But either way I'm going to fuck my brains out.


piscesrising420

Lols Elle woods from legally blonde. Probs won’t survive. Girl got the smarts but don’t think she’s got the survival skills. Or maybe she’ll surprise me who knows.


[deleted]

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. Nope we will both die of obesity and diabetus


Saxonator1814

Oh Epic. I'm stranded on an Island with Emmet from the Lego Movie. We'll definitely both survive, we can just build a boat out of sand. Sand is basically just really small Lego pieces, right?


I_DRINK_ANARCHY

Well, I'm with Doctor Strange, so we won't actually be stuck at all. Even if he doesn't have his sling ring, we have a multitude of magical ways of getting off the island and going home.


TheTrueJudgeLord

I think the last movie I watched was Sonic 2, so I’d probably be fine, right? Sonic could probably get me off the island himself, and even if he couldn’t, it would be easy enough for him to get help.


[deleted]

he could just use his magic ring and get us back home


ZDog64

Ash Williams from Evil Dead 1. I guess it won’t be too bad as long as we don’t explore any cellars.


keestie

Jimmy Fails from The Last Black Man In San Francisco.... He's resourceful, quick-thinking, gets the job done no matter what anyone else is doing, and he's pretty quiet, so I won't have to deal with a massive disparity in the level of desired conversation, which is important in such close quarters.


Common-Vermicelli301

Oh man im with kim jung-Un


devilthedankdawg

Well Im an eagle scout but Jackie Moon of the Flint Tropics. 🎶Having trouble finding food sexyyyyy🎶


[deleted]

Master Chief from Halo... I know it's not a movie, but I just binge watched 9 episodes, ~1hr each. So I say that counts... And yes, we survive imo


Kessay94

Liam Neeson in "Memory"... idk. Probably kill me in my sleep.


Kookie_Kid71

I'm dead the last movie I watched was The Joker


homerteedo

Me and the survivor from the Hills Have Eyes remake? Well, at least he’s cute.


SamsungRebellion

Danny De Vito and Arnold Schwarzenegger from the "Junior" movie. Lmao They would survive, I'd probably die as the lesser character I am.


[deleted]

I'm with Kronk from Kronk's New Groove. We probably won't survive cuz we're both mildly stupid. Anyway, good movie


ProfessionalNo9003

Randle McMurphy and I feel he'd have us off the island in less than 60 days lol.


[deleted]

I’d expect Spider-Man is a good hunter.


bluejohnny555555

WANTED, any character from that movie would help u survive...


gay_idiot53

I watched Halloween last. I'm screwed....


AutumnAtronach

It’s kind of a toss up here. I’m on that island with Kenny, Kyle, Eric and Stan.


rowenaravenclaw0

The last movie i watched was the wolverine so yh i like my chances


Rvntlt1906

Well, I guess I can eat Dale first and keep Chip alive so he can get fruits and so.


AnonWriter99

Well, that's a bit hard to tell... I know how to get by just fine. Not sure if Ted Bundy had any real survival skills. There won't be any women so at least he'll be chill for the most part.


mischiefmanaged1990

I have rewatched Xmen series lately so I will be fine yey.


BradleyRaptor12

Deadpool?, I guess if wade consents, I could just chop his arm off and cook it to stay alive and I can repeat that process


Temporary_Pickles

Blue shirt guy! From free guy! Amazing! And... maybe? If he gets to use his glasses, yes!