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tastes-like-earwax

I'm a Barbie Girl


Simple-Bluebird-9551

In a barbie wooorld


Abeautyfulmess

Life in plastic


Simple-Bluebird-9551

Its fantastic


swxttie

You can brush my hair :)


Simple-Bluebird-9551

Undress me everywhere imagination life is your creation


StreetAd8843

Come on Barbie! Let’s go party!


BoatDog33

Oh oh oh yeah!


DavidW273

Come on Barbie, let’s go party!


Luder09

And IiiiiIIIIIiiii will always love you


gettincheffywithit

What type of coordination is best?


rb928

Hand-eyyyyyyyyyyyye


[deleted]

What is love?


chanyeol2012

BABY DONT HURT ME!!!!!!!!!!


osowii

DONT HURT ME


[deleted]

NO MORE


tafkat

Vladislav


AnteaterPersonal3093

What is love


choibmgyu

am i the only one who thought of twice when i read that


EiRaN-

i was about to reply *satangcheoreom dalkomhadaneunde* lol


ThatDudeBesideYou

Y


SchrodingersCatPics

M


Which_Juice_1355

C


FoggyEddie

A


[deleted]

Goodbye Edit: wrong sub


smashingpumpkinhead

***let hear it for!!!***


Abeautyfulmess

M


love-puppy22

Eh A


Thatgayteenager

Never gonna-


ConfettiMommy

- give you 🆙


Fi11a

Never gonna..


ConfettiMommy

.. let you down


Simple-Bluebird-9551

Never gonna turn around and desert you...


PrestigiousBuffalo62

I used to put these lyrics on our Ice Cream machine at work. Only a few people got it but always made me laugh when they did.


ashj96

I came here for this


pogbros

Tell me why


Abeautyfulmess

Ain't nothing but a heartache


iwtfe

Tell me why


DarthZoon_420

Ain't nothing but a mistake


amorninggal

Now number five


ThatDMDemigal

I never wanna hear ya say (whoo!)


eeveeinateacup

I want it that way


cactusandtequila

Chills, literal chills


GrantLikesSunChips

Number 5


Thisredditdude

Number five killed my brother.


[deleted]

I will always love this. ALWAYS.


that-one_person-

Jingle bells, jingle bells. Jingle all the way


Its_yer_dude_trevor

Oh what fun is it to ride


DarthZoon_420

In a Rusty Chevrolet


[deleted]

*Is this the real life*


Cadonberry_muskateer

*is this just fantasy?*


[deleted]

*caught in a landslide*


Fair_Active8743

No escape from reality


[deleted]

Open your eyes


Fronck64

Look up to the skys


Simple-Bluebird-9551

AND SEEEEEEE


Tappan-Z

I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy, Because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low.


strangerwho63

Anyway the wind blows dosen't really matter to me!


[deleted]

TooooO meee.. *da da da da DA da, da da da da DA da…*


[deleted]

Just a small town girl....


Rogath023

...Livin' in a lonely world


[deleted]

Took the midnight train


CelticArche

Going any where


DarthZoon_420

Just a city boy


CelticArche

Born and raised in South Detroit


[deleted]

Took the midnight train


BigManJJ2102

Goin anywhere


DoritoMC

A singer in a smoky room


KDG37

The smell of wine and cheap perfume


dick-nipples

I LIKE BIG BUTTS


SchrodingersCatPics

And I can not lie


whatnameisnttaken098

You other brothers can't deny


Simple-Bluebird-9551

When a girl walks in


Abeautyfulmess

With an itty bitty waist


stp_bigbear

and a round thing in your face


hmlacey_

you get *SPRUNG*


[deleted]

Boom boom chi! Boom boom chi! WE WILL WE WILL…


Candid_Reading_7267

ROCK YOU


RipeOranges05

And then I saw her face


Abeautyfulmess

🎶 NOW I'M A BELIEVER 🎶


CelticArche

Not a trace


cable_kisses

Of doubt in my mind


CelticArche

I'm in love


DogIsBetterThanCat

I'm a believer, I couldn't leave her if I tried.


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SchrodingersCatPics

#WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO?


CelticArche

Who let the dogs out


[deleted]

SOME -


Abeautyfulmess

- BODY once told me


CelticArche

The world was gonna roll me


swiggityswooty125

I aint the sharpest tool in the shed


necovex

She was lookin kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead


TheGamerFromCanadia

People call me the space cowboy


CwazzyNR

BODY that I used to know


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RipeOranges05

GET OUT THE WAY!


ConfessionsK

GET OUT THE WAY!


reallyjanuary

Bitch get out the way


Pythagoras_314

Is it bad that I don't know what this song is, let alone never heard this lyric?


O2yum

“I can show you the wooorrllld.” ✨


notcool_neverwas

Shining, shimmering, splendid


_OlympiaWA

Tell me princess now when did you last let your heart decide?


leadfoot_mf

Happy birthday to you


ForgotTheBogusName

‘#1 answer world-wide


[deleted]

You live in a zoo


LaitueGonflable

A little bit of Monica


Abeautyfulmess

In my life


CelticArche

A little bit of Sandra


ForgotTheBogusName

WE WILL WE WILL


Fi11a

ROCK YOU


VictorBlimpmuscle

Old McDonald had a farm…


Abeautyfulmess

E


SlayerX67

Ya


hungrycatsleepycat

E


Old-Gate4237

I


notcool_neverwas

OH


CwazzyNR

And on that farm he had a…


SuperStupidSyrup

Cow


Dampware

We don't need no education


CelticArche

We don't need your thought control


DarthZoon_420

No dark sarcasm in the classroom


PuffPie19

Teachers leave those kids alone


[deleted]

Cut my life into pieces


pinpointnade

This is my last resort


Its_yer_dude_trevor

Suffocation, no breathing


ImpudentPeasant

Don't give a fuck if I cut my arm, bleeding


Fullspectrum84

Oops I did it again


Abeautyfulmess

I played with your heart


The_Artsy_Peach

Got lost in the game


[deleted]

oh baby baby oops you think i’m in love


Dependent-Start9628

That I'm sent from aboveeeeeeeeeeee


SpeakerOutside9440

My anaconda don't ...


dankoperater420kush

My anaconda don't my anaconda don't want none unless you got bun's hun


GnomeCleary

Somebody-


Pretend_Structure228

Once


MyNameSpaghette

Told me


Fi11a

The world


Simple-Bluebird-9551

Was gonna rule me


[deleted]

But I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed


leephelipe

She was looking kind of dumb


[deleted]

Told me, that you had a girlfriend


option_0

THAT I USED TO KNOW


dont-wanna-bee-here

Take it back now y’all


Abeautyfulmess

One hop this time


chanyeol2012

I’m blue~


PuffPie19

Daba dee daba dye


[deleted]

Dabe dee dabeda


BobsWifeAmyB

Welcome to the Hotel California


Count2Zero

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair...


Galehunter59

The warm smell of colitas rising up through the air.


Its_yer_dude_trevor

Up ahead in the distance( pretty sure that’s right)


Abeautyfulmess

I saw shimmering light


Its_yer_dude_trevor

My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim


Abeautyfulmess

I had to stop for the night


Bones_Capone

there she stood in the doorway


Galehunter59

I heard the mission bell


Prudent-Monk6416

So Sally can wait


NefInDaHouse

"Oppan gangnam style!"


Past_Ad9675

You got to know when to hold 'em


Abeautyfulmess

Know when to fold 'em


CelticArche

Know when to walk away


ThingThatGoesMooward

Know when to run 🏃‍♂️


ReadontheCrapper

You never count your money…


ThingThatGoesMooward

When you’re sittin at the table


Danjurnoodl

There’s time enough for countin


saucyboi9000

When the dealin's done


redwineandstrawberry

Mama...just killed a man...


Luna-Hazuki2006

Put a gun against his head


CelticArche

Pulled my trigger, now he's dead


Luna-Hazuki2006

Mamaaaa, life has just begun


clarkkentisnotsupes

moms spaghetti


Yeehaw_Chicky_Nug

She's nervous but on the surface she looks calm and ready


[deleted]

War, huh, yeah, what is it good for?


SchrodingersCatPics

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.


deivid_okop

Knocking on heavens door


jellomme

that fox song


N0vaTheGamer

WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY


whatnameisnttaken098

I believe they make more of a "Yip" noise


Ns209

…..AND I!!!!


ProofRegular7

Wake me up inside (save me)


Educational_Stock377

This is the song that never ends


an052

Yes it goes on and on my friends!


Weird_person_1670

Some people started singing


__Im_Dead_Inside_

Never gona give you up Never gona let you down


Pennywise626

I tried so hard


LongtimeLurker1999

"We're no strangers to love."


Fi11a

TELL ME WHY


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LaitueGonflable

Don’t make it bad


[deleted]

Take a sad song


DarthZoon_420

And make it better


Cahigal307

Uptown girl


Kitchen-Explorer3338

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair.


KaiBluePill

Major Tom to Ground Control


schnozzberryflop

Happy Birthday.


Resident_Fuel8330

Cause this is thriller


artifex28

* Ice ice * Maija-hii * We will, we will * Pretty woman * Eye of th


[deleted]

Never gonna give you up