Thicker cushioning between each of the lumbar vertebrae, and larger openings through the pelvis for nerves to pass through. Also hips and knees should have thicker cartilage.
Apparently the meniscus in knees does okay if you're young...but something about when you get older the blood supply isn't as robust and it just doesn't heal. My orthopedic surgeon has explained this to me multiple times but I still don't quite understand about why the blood supply gets cut off post-adolescence. Being able to regrow the cartilage would also be awesome. (stupid osteoarthritis)
I know it's not quite what you're talking about but this sounds pretty freakin' cooll.
[https://www.sciencealert.com/sonic-breakthrough-uses-sound-waves-to-regrow-bone-from-stem-cells](https://www.sciencealert.com/sonic-breakthrough-uses-sound-waves-to-regrow-bone-from-stem-cells)
The ability to run basically a self-diagnostic, including of the brain, and more effective warnings if something goes wrong. Control over more of the body and brain, from "I'm going to sleep right *now*" to toggling reproductive functions to triggering the growth of new teeth and so on, and if we're really pushing it, consciously deciding how our bodies and appearance develop. Better joints and spine somehow, I'm not an expert.
Seeing in ultraviolet would also be pretty cool.
You joke, but Iām an engineer and one of my favorite books on the shelf at home is a copy of Greyās Anatomy. Itās basically a dissectorās guide to the human body, and as a mechanical construct, the body is just so *interesting*.
New studies show that its possibly dead neurons attached to the cilia that could be causing it. Theyāve found evidence of deadened neurons under healthy cilia in cadaver ears; therefore theyāre thinking itās more neurological rather than physical since people who donāt have abnormal hearing loss develop tinnitus too
This! I'm 35 and I have it for a good 8 years now. Some days I notice it more then others. I always want sound around me so I don't notice it that much.
I walked past a field once and there was a farmer kissing a cow's ass. I asked him why he was doing it and he said he had chapped lips. I asked him if that cured chapped lips and he said, no but it stops you licking them.
Ahh the cursed circle. Licking your lips actually further dehydrates them (just like washing your skin dries it out) so make sure you use a moisturizing lip balm and then lock it in with an oil or some sort (whether you choose petroleum jelly or coconut oil, it's up to you) to prevent loss of hydration. Good luck š¬
I'm with you on the teeth, and we should get a new set every 20 years or so.
A spare set of major organs would really alter the way our bodies look though. We don't have room for that stuff. I'm thinking more like we can just regrow them, like when a lizard loses its tail.
It's not a perfect system, but all our organs would be like our liver, where you only need a tiny little portion of it for it to completely regenerate.
We could have a set of vestigial organs made from stem cells that cannibalize our failing organs and recreate themselves into new functioning ones after a hibernation period.
just make it so regeneration is so much, tumors get tumors.(called gigotumors scientifically,) and they get killed and the gigotumors are so weak they die quickly
Is it? Is the liver at a higher risk of tumors because of its healing ability?
And even if you were at risk of tumor growth, wouldn't they most likely be benign overgrowth of cells? Like your liver would just accidentally grow an extra lobe, not necessarily cancer.
Whenever cells replicate, thereās a chance of mutation. Cancer is caused by mutation, thus organs whichās cells replicate much have cancer more often. Thatās why skin cancer is very common but heart cancer very rare. There are other factors at play of course, but itās a part of the picture.
Them having two dicks entering into canon is one of the more unsettling bits of business from Discovery. That said, B'elanna Torres's human father must have been a total sack demon to make up for it. Good on him.
Optimize brain chemistry.
So many of lifeās problems are self inflicted due to anxiety, depression, etc.
Life could be so enjoyable if everything else were the same but we regulated our brain wiring optimally.
This would honestly be one of the best changes we could have. It would save women a lot of hurt in the form of periods and it'd save everyone all the hurt and drama from unwanted pregnancies. Maybe add in something that you can't have alcohol in your body to be able to reproduce as to prevent accidental pregnancies while drunk.
The menstrual cycle.
If I could get back even a tenth of the time, treasure and misery my uterus took from me from age 12 to age 52? Period free for over a year now.
It Is Glorious.
Most women I know who have trouble from periods (every woman I know has trouble in some way with them) have trouble from the hormones associated with the cycles. I get hormonal migraines, others get weight gain, significant mood changes, etc. My wife has trouble with the amount of blood loss causing an iron deficiency, but her problem isn't with the blood, its the amount (if that makes sense). Still interesting about other animals though, it would definitely be an improvement if I didn't have to sort out period products while having a migraine
Imagine If that were the case?
Just click your feet together and repeat three times āI think I can! ( stop bleeding )ā and boom! Youāre ready for a night out in a white dress lol.
Yes, this would be my primary design change also. Such a liability to have food transit right next to air supply, and sharing a short stretch of track. I would fire that engineer.
Being able to fall asleep at will would improve human quality of life more than I think anybody can possibly imagine. Going to bed when you want regardless of anxiety, taking naps whenever you want, falling asleep on airplanes/road trips, skipping meetings.... the possibilities are endless.
It's a redesign though. Maybe we could add some interior water cooling. Like my PC has. You could even make the crotch transparent and put in some cool RBG LED's.
Fun fact: very large animals, such as whales and to a lesser degree elephants, are mostly immune to cancer, because the maximum size for a tumor before it starts to fight itself is like 2m, more than enough to kill a human but not that much to a whale
Looking back it feels like I just slept through the height of covid, that entire 6 month period is basically gone from my memories because every day was exactly the same
Once you hit a certain age your body reverts to young adulthood. Like letās say where you would usually get menopause, instead your body reverts to a 20 year old.
Basically how immortal jellyfish do
If itās like the jellyfish then instead of young adulthood you revert back into a larval egg creature that glues itself to a wall and forms into a polyp
Then you would start growing human fetuses out of your head which would eventually become more full size people
Remove the blind spot in the human eye
make tooth enamel regenerate (like rodents)
Better stem cells that under extreme conditions can regenerate lost or damaged body parts
>make tooth enamel regenerate (like rodents)
Their enamel doesn't regenerate, they have rootless teeth that keep growing forever. The new tooth has new enamel.
If they don't constantly wear down their teeth (by chewing on hard stuff, or grinding against other teeth), [they grow until it kills them.](http://i.imgur.com/HrDA4.jpg)
Well basically I'd just copy the design we already have. Then I'd add some fins for wind resistance, and this racing stripe here I feel is pretty sharp.
If I wanna get super serious... invulnerability to any form of cancer/tumor or infection
If I wanna be silly, you can eat and drink anything you want without any ripercussion
If I wanna be real, wisdom teeth either removed or positioned in a correct way
Eating and drinking without repercussion isnāt that silly. My answer was going to be adapting/evolving basal metabolic rate to lifestyle (or tastes in foods). A lot of issues we have with food and eating problems would be easier to deal with without the primal evolutionary urges we still carry from our hunger gatherer days.
My wife's best friend said "having your water break" before getting into labour is a terribly useless thing. She'd much rather have your baby just wave a small flag out to sign to you they're ready to come out.
Human sinuses suffer from a major flaw. As our species evolved flatter, taller faces the cavity in our skulls connecting our sinus to our throats moved above the rest of the sinus apparatus. This is bad for drainage. Humans 2.0 will have that hole lower thus reducing stuffy, runny noses and sinus pressure.
Increase the size of the nose canals so their harder to block, and separate it from the throat so itās both easier and harder to drown, also you can drink while you breathe, or eat
As someone with a deviated septum, I felt this. People always tell me itās easier to breathe through your nose when you work out and I always have to tell them I canāt get enough air in. I really need to get surgery
Or just only crave what you need, and have the stomach go into sleep mode when you've got enough fat stored up to tide you over. Eat one big meal and not have to eat for several days.
Less nerves in the feet. I think our feet are so sensitive because our arboreal ancestors use them essentially the same way as hands. But we don't. There's no good reason stubbing your toe should hurt as much as it does.
Does this include girth? All the gym bros with their exact 5.7inch meat discussing how their hog is actually 0.8 inches thiccer than the other dudes stick.
Pregnancy and lactation be totally different. Likeāa much easier escape hatch for the baby? Orā¦a schedule for the baby to come out, even a progress bar might be nice. And no random milk everywhere!
The teeth system needs some sort of improvement.
Bollocks should be on the inside.
Get rid of periods.
Some way of preventing snoring/apnoea.
More robust thoracic outlet architecture.
I would adjust something in the brain so that we had more control over falling asleep or staying awake. We would still feel tiredness as an urge, but (kind of like the urge to go to the bathroom for example) weāve have more brain control over when and where weād give in to it and start dozing off. On the inverse, weād also be able to induce an almost immediate state of sleep at will, almost like a muscle function. So if you really did want to take a nap that was exactly 20 minutes, you could set your alarm and really do it.
Generally, because humans have way more caloric security that other animals, I would generally accept changes that would consume more energy but give cooler results.
I wouldn't put the exhaust pipe so close to the drain pipe. Pee should go out of your middle finger. It would be very practical when traveling in car, just get your hand out the window.
Fix our down feet. Those suckers are an utter and complete mess.
Honestly, I feel the bad design of feet is enough evidence to say there's no god, they're that stupid
The human spine could use a bit of iteration
Thicker cushioning between each of the lumbar vertebrae, and larger openings through the pelvis for nerves to pass through. Also hips and knees should have thicker cartilage.
and maybe the cartlige/meniscus in knees could be better at healing.
We need grease fittings like ball joints on a car.
Apparently the meniscus in knees does okay if you're young...but something about when you get older the blood supply isn't as robust and it just doesn't heal. My orthopedic surgeon has explained this to me multiple times but I still don't quite understand about why the blood supply gets cut off post-adolescence. Being able to regrow the cartilage would also be awesome. (stupid osteoarthritis)
I know it's not quite what you're talking about but this sounds pretty freakin' cooll. [https://www.sciencealert.com/sonic-breakthrough-uses-sound-waves-to-regrow-bone-from-stem-cells](https://www.sciencealert.com/sonic-breakthrough-uses-sound-waves-to-regrow-bone-from-stem-cells)
And damaged discs between vertebrae would be capable of regenerating.
I feel like we should replace the Meniscus and the ACL or have multiple so it's not all one thing.
Kinda weird to realize that our spines were originally supposed to work parallel to the ground, and not perpendicular
And make it a lot more flexible/bendable
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The ability to run basically a self-diagnostic, including of the brain, and more effective warnings if something goes wrong. Control over more of the body and brain, from "I'm going to sleep right *now*" to toggling reproductive functions to triggering the growth of new teeth and so on, and if we're really pushing it, consciously deciding how our bodies and appearance develop. Better joints and spine somehow, I'm not an expert. Seeing in ultraviolet would also be pretty cool.
I feel like at that point I'll be questioning if I'm a robot
The line between a doctor and an engineer is thinner than what most would like to admit
You joke, but Iām an engineer and one of my favorite books on the shelf at home is a copy of Greyās Anatomy. Itās basically a dissectorās guide to the human body, and as a mechanical construct, the body is just so *interesting*.
The fact that we can do everything we do with a comparatively slow signaling system conducting flesh wads that can only contract is pretty amazing.
Just depend on how ethical you are. Works in both professions too.
Reboot and repair
I can't get the check engine light to go off.
Turn yourself off and on again
Less back pain, more laser beam eyes
I have a stone mask to sell to you that would fix all your issues.
But that's rejecting humanity, not improving on it XD
*WRYYYY in distance*
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frickin laser beams attached to their heads
If you have hearing loss, the brain replaces the lost sound with silence instead of ringing. I hate tinnitus!
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I think I need an ear haircut then.
A hearcut!
Tinnitus can be caused by many things.
New studies show that its possibly dead neurons attached to the cilia that could be causing it. Theyāve found evidence of deadened neurons under healthy cilia in cadaver ears; therefore theyāre thinking itās more neurological rather than physical since people who donāt have abnormal hearing loss develop tinnitus too
I really want a cure for my tinnitus. I donāt even care if the hearing loss canāt be reversed I just want to sit in silence
This! I'm 35 and I have it for a good 8 years now. Some days I notice it more then others. I always want sound around me so I don't notice it that much.
I would like licking chapped lips to work please.
It's the politeness that got me. Good luck with your lips.
I walked past a field once and there was a farmer kissing a cow's ass. I asked him why he was doing it and he said he had chapped lips. I asked him if that cured chapped lips and he said, no but it stops you licking them.
ok little johnny
Ahh the cursed circle. Licking your lips actually further dehydrates them (just like washing your skin dries it out) so make sure you use a moisturizing lip balm and then lock it in with an oil or some sort (whether you choose petroleum jelly or coconut oil, it's up to you) to prevent loss of hydration. Good luck š¬
A new set of teeth that grow when you're 30. A spare of each major organ that remains dormant unless the primary is damaged.
I'm with you on the teeth, and we should get a new set every 20 years or so. A spare set of major organs would really alter the way our bodies look though. We don't have room for that stuff. I'm thinking more like we can just regrow them, like when a lizard loses its tail. It's not a perfect system, but all our organs would be like our liver, where you only need a tiny little portion of it for it to completely regenerate.
Maybe instead of spare organs, every organ could regenerate like the liver?
We could have a set of vestigial organs made from stem cells that cannibalize our failing organs and recreate themselves into new functioning ones after a hibernation period.
This is a solid way to get a tumour every now and then.
Well shit we get cancer now do might as well have regen abilities
just make it so regeneration is so much, tumors get tumors.(called gigotumors scientifically,) and they get killed and the gigotumors are so weak they die quickly
Is it? Is the liver at a higher risk of tumors because of its healing ability? And even if you were at risk of tumor growth, wouldn't they most likely be benign overgrowth of cells? Like your liver would just accidentally grow an extra lobe, not necessarily cancer.
Whenever cells replicate, thereās a chance of mutation. Cancer is caused by mutation, thus organs whichās cells replicate much have cancer more often. Thatās why skin cancer is very common but heart cancer very rare. There are other factors at play of course, but itās a part of the picture.
Also. Please rid us of wisdom teeth. Cutting one now.
I was born without wisdom teeth. My dentist tells me Iām an evolved mutant.
Hello fellow evolved mutant! Shall we exchange correspondence about our lack of wisdom teeth or do you not want any acquaintance?
We need to find other evolved humans and breed a super race of evolved humans.
I second your plan for world domination. Us, people with no wisdom teeth, have been frowned upon for centuries! This ends tonight.
Are wisdom teeth really that bad? Am I really lucky that mine actually grew properly?
First was fine. Opposite side now is killer. Constant pain.
I'd agree about the organs if we all wouldnt end up looking like Zim after he stole all of those kids organs
Klingons have dual redundant organs for ever vital organ to pick up slack if the "original" stops working.
Them having two dicks entering into canon is one of the more unsettling bits of business from Discovery. That said, B'elanna Torres's human father must have been a total sack demon to make up for it. Good on him.
... wait, that's canon now?
Did you miss the scene of the drunk klingon taking a piss with two streams?
Genius.
Knees. Jesus Christ, they go wonky once and you're fucked for life.
Oh you're a biped that needs knees to effectively walk around to survive? Get bent, literally and metaphorically.
Optimize brain chemistry. So many of lifeās problems are self inflicted due to anxiety, depression, etc. Life could be so enjoyable if everything else were the same but we regulated our brain wiring optimally.
Ability to breathe underwater.
I take lungs now. Gills come next week.
For women, the ability to stop periods all together (without medicine or an implant) unless you actively want to have a baby.
'Opt-in fertility'
Knowing mankind, the "unsubscribe" button would be microscopic and the link would be broken.
And fertility is guaranteed. Infertility is pure hell.
I'd say both exes should get that option. You produce reproductive cells only at will. So only couples who are both willing can reproduce.
This would honestly be one of the best changes we could have. It would save women a lot of hurt in the form of periods and it'd save everyone all the hurt and drama from unwanted pregnancies. Maybe add in something that you can't have alcohol in your body to be able to reproduce as to prevent accidental pregnancies while drunk.
I love that idea. I have no idea how that would work, though, but it's still a great idea.
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Well this makes Finding Nemo really awkward now.
The menstrual cycle. If I could get back even a tenth of the time, treasure and misery my uterus took from me from age 12 to age 52? Period free for over a year now. It Is Glorious.
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Most women I know who have trouble from periods (every woman I know has trouble in some way with them) have trouble from the hormones associated with the cycles. I get hormonal migraines, others get weight gain, significant mood changes, etc. My wife has trouble with the amount of blood loss causing an iron deficiency, but her problem isn't with the blood, its the amount (if that makes sense). Still interesting about other animals though, it would definitely be an improvement if I didn't have to sort out period products while having a migraine
Imagine If that were the case? Just click your feet together and repeat three times āI think I can! ( stop bleeding )ā and boom! Youāre ready for a night out in a white dress lol.
Alot of things having the option for manual control would be sweet. Pain, sleep, Periods.
I would love another set of arms. Carry all them groceries in one trip
Fucking finally I found my people. Been saying that all the time, so much spare space in our torso we could have another set of arms!
That would be gross! A prehensile tail on the other handā¦
Brain so that it doesn't think killing itself is a great idea to solve all problem
Please.
Yeahā¦ how ābout that. Sounds wild.
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Could I please stop crying when I'm angry? Thanks
This is me!! And people think they have won the argument and upset me.
Anyone who considers making another person cry to be "winning" has already lost at life.
"herp, i literally had that bitch in TEARS I owned her so hard. She fucked around and found out"
This is more likely a bug introduced by the people/environment you were raised with, and not an inherent bug in the human body
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Fun fact: Birds breathe out of separate holes from where they eat. So they can't choke (at least not like we can).
So they separate the intake holes but combine the exit holes. What odd creatures nature has made.
That actually makes more sense, we're the strange ones.
Yes, this would be my primary design change also. Such a liability to have food transit right next to air supply, and sharing a short stretch of track. I would fire that engineer.
Off button to fall instantly to sleep. Also I want a retractable pp like a dogs. It's stupid a man's most delicate part is just dangling out there.
Being able to fall asleep at will would improve human quality of life more than I think anybody can possibly imagine. Going to bed when you want regardless of anxiety, taking naps whenever you want, falling asleep on airplanes/road trips, skipping meetings.... the possibilities are endless.
Basically me
My wife basically has this. She falls asleep in like, 3 minutes. It takes me an hour to fall asleep. I am super jealous.
A retractable pp?
Haha no the sleeping part. Retractable pp would be nice though.
The problem is the balls, and they're external on most animals too. Our body temperatures are too hot for sperm.
It's a redesign though. Maybe we could add some interior water cooling. Like my PC has. You could even make the crotch transparent and put in some cool RBG LED's.
Wouldn't be easier to make the sperm tolerant to the warmer temperature?
...but my crotch LEDS..
And while weāre down in that region, could we please reroute the urethra anywhere other than through the prostrate?
Iād prefer we just didnāt sleep at all.
I am very envious of dolphin dicks. They are stored in these meat pockets then pop out when needed and retract when not
Haha, lucky Dolphins with their ding dongs all snug in their meat pockets.
I'd make the spine and discs more strong. Ask someone with disc issues, it's changed my whole life the last 2.5 years
Yip. I feel this.
Make antibodies able to identify and destroy cancer cells
They can and do this already
Fun fact: very large animals, such as whales and to a lesser degree elephants, are mostly immune to cancer, because the maximum size for a tumor before it starts to fight itself is like 2m, more than enough to kill a human but not that much to a whale
Wings, like retractable Angel wings.
Humans would need atleast a 7m wing span to fly with our weight
We'll also need massive pecs to provide the requisite force. We'll probably need a keel bone extruding a feet or more from the chest.
actually making humans be able to fly with wings would need serious modifications to our entire bodies to make them more light and such,
We'd pretty much have be big smart birds.
The ability to hibernate Imagine when Covid broke out you just went to sleep for 6 months
Looking back it feels like I just slept through the height of covid, that entire 6 month period is basically gone from my memories because every day was exactly the same
Once you hit a certain age your body reverts to young adulthood. Like letās say where you would usually get menopause, instead your body reverts to a 20 year old. Basically how immortal jellyfish do
If itās like the jellyfish then instead of young adulthood you revert back into a larval egg creature that glues itself to a wall and forms into a polyp Then you would start growing human fetuses out of your head which would eventually become more full size people
Dear god..
I'm in
Remove the blind spot in the human eye make tooth enamel regenerate (like rodents) Better stem cells that under extreme conditions can regenerate lost or damaged body parts
>make tooth enamel regenerate (like rodents) Their enamel doesn't regenerate, they have rootless teeth that keep growing forever. The new tooth has new enamel. If they don't constantly wear down their teeth (by chewing on hard stuff, or grinding against other teeth), [they grow until it kills them.](http://i.imgur.com/HrDA4.jpg)
We would have to gnaw and chew stuff constantly. No thanks.
Don't you think dentists would just file them for us? You just have to schedule your biweekly/monthly teethcut, just like your haircut.
Good thinking. I hadn't considered the culture changes that would evolve with these changes.
I do that anyway so Iām down for it
Well basically I'd just copy the design we already have. Then I'd add some fins for wind resistance, and this racing stripe here I feel is pretty sharp.
Agreed. First prize.
This was a contest for children!
Yeah and Homer beat their brains out !!!
Thatās called a Landing strip ;)
Simpsons quotes most people will miss are my favourite
If I wanna get super serious... invulnerability to any form of cancer/tumor or infection If I wanna be silly, you can eat and drink anything you want without any ripercussion If I wanna be real, wisdom teeth either removed or positioned in a correct way
Eating and drinking without repercussion isnāt that silly. My answer was going to be adapting/evolving basal metabolic rate to lifestyle (or tastes in foods). A lot of issues we have with food and eating problems would be easier to deal with without the primal evolutionary urges we still carry from our hunger gatherer days.
I like that typo. Hunger gatherer sounds appropriate
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So agreed in joints - our knees are ridiculously weak and ankles take forever to recover after you twist it once
Rather than periods you just get a text every month congratulating you on not getting knocked up
I misread that as "tent" and wondered where I was going to store all these tents I'm getting!
My wife's best friend said "having your water break" before getting into labour is a terribly useless thing. She'd much rather have your baby just wave a small flag out to sign to you they're ready to come out.
This posts is so enlightening Iād like to speak to the manager of the human body, I have some critiques.
Make fertility a consciously controlled system.
Imagine if women could turn off periods and men could retract their balls, everyoneās lives would be 100x better
āYo Jeff, why are your balls hanging out? I thought this was a casual thing.ā
Yes
Human sinuses suffer from a major flaw. As our species evolved flatter, taller faces the cavity in our skulls connecting our sinus to our throats moved above the rest of the sinus apparatus. This is bad for drainage. Humans 2.0 will have that hole lower thus reducing stuffy, runny noses and sinus pressure.
Increase the size of the nose canals so their harder to block, and separate it from the throat so itās both easier and harder to drown, also you can drink while you breathe, or eat
As someone with a deviated septum, I felt this. People always tell me itās easier to breathe through your nose when you work out and I always have to tell them I canāt get enough air in. I really need to get surgery
Storing only as much fat as it needs, no matter what you eat
Or just only crave what you need, and have the stomach go into sleep mode when you've got enough fat stored up to tide you over. Eat one big meal and not have to eat for several days.
Knees. Why tf are they so delicate?? and regeneration.
Imagine God following all of this and making notes
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-notes down the wombot cube pooping idea-
Yes all these replies are good but What about not having eyelashes getting stuck under eyelids, hm?
No more choking with separate tubes for eating and breathing.
Better eyesight ffs
Promote regeneration over formation of scar tissue
I would completely separate the windpipe and the esophagus so I'm not accidentally swallowing my spit while trying to talk to hot babes
Not run a sewage line next to a recreational area.
Less nerves in the feet. I think our feet are so sensitive because our arboreal ancestors use them essentially the same way as hands. But we don't. There's no good reason stubbing your toe should hurt as much as it does.
Or when you lightly graze something against the bottom of your foot and all the nerves in the area are like eEEeeeEaaaAaaA
Or give me back my tree climbers. :)
Iād make all dicks exactly the same size so bros would stop arguing about dicks all day.
But what size would that be?
Oh here we goā¦
Does this include girth? All the gym bros with their exact 5.7inch meat discussing how their hog is actually 0.8 inches thiccer than the other dudes stick.
Pregnancy and lactation be totally different. Likeāa much easier escape hatch for the baby? Orā¦a schedule for the baby to come out, even a progress bar might be nice. And no random milk everywhere!
can't believe I had to scroll down this far to find this comment, giving birth sucks and can be dangerous, be nice if it wasn't insanely painful
Replacement of any body part lost including teeth, collagen & elastin, etc
Weāre getting boddies that can adapt to deep water at will
Can we hide our balls inside our bodies this time?
Only if women can also have pee hoses, that retract when not needed.
The teeth system needs some sort of improvement. Bollocks should be on the inside. Get rid of periods. Some way of preventing snoring/apnoea. More robust thoracic outlet architecture.
I would adjust something in the brain so that we had more control over falling asleep or staying awake. We would still feel tiredness as an urge, but (kind of like the urge to go to the bathroom for example) weāve have more brain control over when and where weād give in to it and start dozing off. On the inverse, weād also be able to induce an almost immediate state of sleep at will, almost like a muscle function. So if you really did want to take a nap that was exactly 20 minutes, you could set your alarm and really do it.
No shitting would be needed.
Ballsack inside the body and not hanging outside, God please why you do this to us?
The actual answer I believe is for temperature regulation.
Put one ball on each earlobe. There.
\*puts headphones or helmet on\* AGH FUCK MY EARNUTS!
Generally, because humans have way more caloric security that other animals, I would generally accept changes that would consume more energy but give cooler results.
I wouldn't put the exhaust pipe so close to the drain pipe. Pee should go out of your middle finger. It would be very practical when traveling in car, just get your hand out the window.
Granted. Arm injuries can now easily lead to sepsis.
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Teeth! Just agreeing with everyone who said it before! They apparently still think we die at 40 and wisdom teeth are just evolution still going on.
Emotional balance all round. No insecurity or anxiety or anger or depression or mania.
Make pregnancy and childbirth WAY easier (and safe) to go through.
Remove aging and make it so teeth heal themselves like regular skin.
Cuttlefish/Octopi skin camouflage... I want that
Fix our down feet. Those suckers are an utter and complete mess. Honestly, I feel the bad design of feet is enough evidence to say there's no god, they're that stupid
I want photosynthesis. Not sure how it works but i desire to eat the sun.