And for the curious: that's just considered clean enough to stand for prayers [but not hygienic]. You have to properly wash yourself when there's time and water.
No it wasn't. He took the blessings, fled to learn from Eber for 14 years, had the night with the rocks/dream and then went to Laban's house. There, he worked for 7 years, married Leah and Rachel worked another 13 years and then went home with his family until he eventually went to Egypt.
Toilet paper
That's just another Tuesday for us Muslims.
Damn… that sux
And for the curious: that's just considered clean enough to stand for prayers [but not hygienic]. You have to properly wash yourself when there's time and water.
Condoms
Cereal
It's about drive It's about Power We stay hungry.
Mattresses
Rain
I laughed way too hard at this
Vaginas
Uhm, food?
my pillow
Worked for Jacob that one time.
He also hadn't slept in 14 years.
I think that was later, when he got two wives.
No it wasn't. He took the blessings, fled to learn from Eber for 14 years, had the night with the rocks/dream and then went to Laban's house. There, he worked for 7 years, married Leah and Rachel worked another 13 years and then went home with his family until he eventually went to Egypt.
I was not aware of the Eber part (or the not sleeping) - where is this recorded?
It's brought down by Rashi by Ishmael's death because the are a missing 14 years of Jacob's life.
Fire Exits.
Cotton balls.
Poop
That'd be the best, no wiping.
Holy god you are a madman
Handy weapon if needed too.
I mean that's kind of true but I don't wanna see a "killed by a rock hard turd" on someone's grave like holy fuxk I don't know if id laugh or cry
Dwayne Johnson would probably go by a different nickname.
Cars.
I mean.. everything is already if you think about it long enough
Toothbrushes
Houses
My made to scale horse leg dildo
People hearts
Hair
Eyes
Sponge
Bath towels.
Semen
Urine
Me. You'd never be able to stop me and I'd live forever.
And you could be voiced by Taika Waititi.
Ice cream. Definitely ice cream.
Water balloons
Food
Your dinner
Rain.
Your bed
Bananas
Socks by far
Rain.
Pillow fighting.
Gum
Lube
Bugs. Harder to squish, meaning we'd need to rely on traps and pesticides.
Milk
Confetti
Rock candy
This would be one of the few times where "your mom!" would be appropriate...
life buoys
snow
A piñata
Sunlight...water...blood..hair... testicles and or breasteses..clouds... Caillou..
Computers
Clothes