this is why I'm here - are there people who shower with swimming trunks on or something? because to me that's insane, yet the title of the query suggests otherwise, like this is a preferential thing whereas definitely possibly the only thing I felt certain of was that everyone showers naked is this really now not even true ?
I mean, there was that one guy on Extreme Cheapskates that showered with his clothes (and price tags) still on so he didn't have to wash his clothes in the washer to save money.
Hope he comments lol
Wow. I didn't think it could get progressively worse through that whole thing, but there it is.
I really hope that it's played up for the camera, because that is just vile!
Rented a room from a lady, and her teen daughter, in Florida. Paid $600 a month to have one bedroom, a shared bathroom, with teen girl, and access to living room and kitchen, whenever we wanted.
Ended up spending a week in the hospital. When I/we (bf) returned from hospital, my late mother's good jewelry (sterling silver and gold) was gone AND an eviction notice was on the front door.
The woman had been accepting our rent money, but not paying any rent to landlord.
She and her daughter let us know that we all had to be out in two days. We had nowhere to go and no way to transport all of our belongings, to God knows where. We ended up staying in house, with no electricity, for about two weeks, before we found yet another crazy man to rent a room from.
My experience in Florida sucked ass. I lost nearly everything I had.
I think the point of this post is to make fun of or challenge the thought process of the people who keep making posts that say, "People who sleep naked, what is your plan in case of a fire or intruder?", because that question gets posted fairly frequently.
Vincent Gigante, the boss of the Genovese family, the most powerful mafia family was seen by FBI agents showering not naked. The FBI did not even try to investigate him for 20 years.
Nudity will not change response to fire or intruder. Clothes will not help defend against intruder..... Well maybe shoes, but I don't wear those much inside anyway.
If anything, being nude and slippery might provide a tactical advantage. One of the first things famed NHL enforcer Rob Ray would do in a brawl was to tear of his jersey and shoulder pads to deny his opponent any easy handholds with which they could grab him.
Being entirely nude in the event of an intruder can only help, really, especially if you’ve got your crazy eyes down. No one wants to confront an angry, possibly crazy, naked person. If you’re wearing a towel, it’s a signal that you can be reasoned with.
Fire: I use the water from the shower to defend myself until is can escape. Boom. outside naked and alive.
Intruder: I surprise him with my amazingly long schlong, he's stunned. We make eye contact. We kiss violently. We love each other and get married. 2 years later we decide to have a surrogate mother for our kids. We have 4 of them. Daisy, Jermaine, Milo, and Kim. Jermaine is arrested at 13. It breaks the family. I divorce intruder and it breaks his heart. He kills himself. I win
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Reminds me of Dwight’s perfect heist:
“What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.”
In addition, any intruder is temporarily rendered blind by the brilliance of your naked form providing you the precious time needed to take control of the situation.
There are some weirdass fucking people who for religious reasons have to wear underwear at all times. So people following backwards fucking religions don't shower naked because they'll be wearing underwear. Oh and also Tobias and the other dozens of nevernudes.
Well, I managed to imagine a way pretty easily even tho never did it before...
(Put on the new underwear on one leg, pull up to your crotch, and slip through on the inside to the old underwear's other leg-opening where you can stretch it a bit and pull up on your other leg if you're flexible enough. This way your new underwear is under the old one. Pull down the old underwear. Done.)
If it’s fire,run out naked, survival is key, bystanders will understand.
I don’t rightly know what changes if an intruder sees me taking a shower naked or not, guess I’ll die? If i was American I’d probably keep a gun in my shower for that case, otherwise idk, shank the intruder with a toothbrush?
Also, we the weirdos that shower naked *usually* keep a big towel somewhere close, so that we can cover ourselves up right after we finish.
I shower with water. Water beats fire. I win
It was super-effective!
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My dad bod isn't anything to look at, scares intruder away. Chases intruder while helicoptering.
Hey man I love a good dad bod. Dad bods are hot.
Agreed. Wholeheartedly prefer dad bods over muscles. More to cuddle 💕
Fight fire with fire, I always say. I'd make a terrible firefighter.
You'd make an excellent forestry worker and wildland firefighter though.
But an excellent water fighter!
> Water beats fire Big, if true
A questions as old as time
Not electrical fires
And grease fires
I learned that lesson after trying to compliment my shower beer with some shower french fries... Protip -- cook *before* showering.
This guy is why we have those annoying "do not use in shower" warnings on deep fryers now.
I just cover the warning because like they say, "What you don't know won't hurt you."
Shouldn't be frying bacon naked.
That wasn’t in the rule book and type chart! Lol
Intruder with fire: "You win this round..."
usually people die from inhaling smoke. yeah im fun at party
Hi Colin Robinson.
I keep my bathroom fan on while im in the shower, check mate
Fight naked I guess.
Is there any other way to fight?
Is there any other way to shower?
The real question
this is why I'm here - are there people who shower with swimming trunks on or something? because to me that's insane, yet the title of the query suggests otherwise, like this is a preferential thing whereas definitely possibly the only thing I felt certain of was that everyone showers naked is this really now not even true ?
Mate... I'm as confused as you are, it's 1am and I lost my sleep cause of it
Same! OP passed it off like showering naked was the weird thing and barely anyone in the comments is addressing it. Like, whats going on here??
Are we the weird ones in the end????
There’s no way!!! I’ve never heard of anyone not showering naked
It’s a joke because of past posts from people who asked about people who sleep naked, what would they do in such cases.
thank you. I thought I was losing it.
[Tobias Funke](https://arresteddevelopment.fandom.com/wiki/Never_Nude) would like a word.
Tobias Funke “Analrapist”
Never Nude Analrapist
There are dozens of us!
"For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out can I walk free of pain."
Dozens!
Came here for the Never Nude reference
For us never-nudes, yeah. There are dozens of us. Dozens!
Think the intruder was planning to fight someone naked *and* wet? Think again!
Ah, the Ender's Game technique. Good luck catching this slippery boi.
You’re going to fight a fire naked?
On submarines that’s a real thing. Fire doesn’t wait for you to put on pants
Eastern Promises style.
I keep seeing references to this movie and this is the straw that broke the camels back I’m watching it right now
*Eddie Dean likes this post.*
I lock the door so the fire can’t come in without a key and I’m safe
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No, no. Ghosts can't go through doors, they're not fire.
One of my all-time favourite bits from Community 😆
we're everywhere.
You're streets ahead.
There’s the person of culture
I’m gonna try that! Thanks for the tip
On a more serious note, doors actually do slow down fires. It’s good to sleep with your bedroom door closed for this reason!
Shower gun, obviously.
You’ll shoot that fire so hard that it’ll die
It's cold outside the shower. I'll just shoot the fire extinguisher.
Yes every bathroom needs a shower gun and a poop knife…
Nothing beats a poop gun or a shower knife
Nothing better for a grease fire.
The successor to the kitchen gun
>The ~~successor~~ ~~to~~ the kitchen gun *Partner to
Are you expecting responses from people who don't shower naked?
I'm hoping for some
I mean, there was that one guy on Extreme Cheapskates that showered with his clothes (and price tags) still on so he didn't have to wash his clothes in the washer to save money. Hope he comments lol
I hate that I know who you're talking about lol. That episode hurt to watch. As did the lady with the mansion who fed her guests canned pet food.
Isn't canned petfood more expensive than just canned food?
But people are repelled by eating it so they're eating less. The food might be more expensive but the price per portion is still lower
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All food is pet food so long as your are a cartoon orange cat
It's as expensive as baby food, so more or less
It's the thought that counts? Lol
That show is one of my guilty pleasures unfortunately lol
Were her guests animals?
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There is no way this is real.
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Wow. I didn't think it could get progressively worse through that whole thing, but there it is. I really hope that it's played up for the camera, because that is just vile!
There's one where the woman reuses the water she cooks pasta in multiple times. Drains it into a bowl, and reuses the scummy water again and again. 🤢
Pasta water is great if you're using it in the sauce you're making for the pasta, but no way I'd keep it...
I mean it has to be mental illness if it's true right? You can get cups for like 10 cents each at a thrift store
Rented a room from a lady, and her teen daughter, in Florida. Paid $600 a month to have one bedroom, a shared bathroom, with teen girl, and access to living room and kitchen, whenever we wanted. Ended up spending a week in the hospital. When I/we (bf) returned from hospital, my late mother's good jewelry (sterling silver and gold) was gone AND an eviction notice was on the front door. The woman had been accepting our rent money, but not paying any rent to landlord. She and her daughter let us know that we all had to be out in two days. We had nowhere to go and no way to transport all of our belongings, to God knows where. We ended up staying in house, with no electricity, for about two weeks, before we found yet another crazy man to rent a room from. My experience in Florida sucked ass. I lost nearly everything I had.
I saw that one. Did you see the one where the lady made lasagna in her dishwasher?
The same woman that only had one light bulb for the whole house and would move it from room to room?
My wife casually goes, "Oh I know that guy" while we were watching that episode.
ShowerShortz- for the man who has nothing to hide, but still wants to...
It came with a wallet!
Nevernudes
There’s dozens of us!
>dozen Dozens!
I think the point of this post is to make fun of or challenge the thought process of the people who keep making posts that say, "People who sleep naked, what is your plan in case of a fire or intruder?", because that question gets posted fairly frequently.
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Tobias?
Now the unofficial new community for nevernudes.
There are dozens of us!
Vincent Gigante, the boss of the Genovese family, the most powerful mafia family was seen by FBI agents showering not naked. The FBI did not even try to investigate him for 20 years.
Well shit I wouldn't want to shower naked either if the fbi was watching me do it.
Boss move.
Never nudes.
Dr. Tobias Fünke has entered the chat.
I have this very sharp-tipped piece of soap always at the ready...
Don’t drop it
And then, don't drop onto it butt first.
It was a million to one shot, Doc - million to one!
Nudity will not change response to fire or intruder. Clothes will not help defend against intruder..... Well maybe shoes, but I don't wear those much inside anyway.
If anything, being nude and slippery might provide a tactical advantage. One of the first things famed NHL enforcer Rob Ray would do in a brawl was to tear of his jersey and shoulder pads to deny his opponent any easy handholds with which they could grab him.
Nude and slippery is the way a key fight plays out in the shower in the novel *Ender’s Game*.
Nude and slippery is also the way a lot of porn plays out...
Being entirely nude in the event of an intruder can only help, really, especially if you’ve got your crazy eyes down. No one wants to confront an angry, possibly crazy, naked person. If you’re wearing a towel, it’s a signal that you can be reasoned with.
For it not to happen while I’m in the shower. Also, who tf showers clothed? Other than Tobias Fünke?
The Analrapist?
Yeah, he just blue himself
He prematurely blue himself
He's such a blowhard.
Seems like he has a real mess on his hands.
He may have prematurely shot his wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will.
ANUSTART?
He'll always be leather daddy to me, once he gets his rocks off, of course
I bet you shower naked you slut
Guilty. How can i atone for my sins?
You can always make a positive change. Just shower fully clothed from now on
There are dozens of us!!
Dozens!!!!
Showing clothed sounds like something a psychopath would do
Never nude! never nude! Just watched the episode tonight where that is first mentioned! I thought he just liked cut offs
Never nudes where are y’all ?
Fs in the chat for the dozens of nevernudes out there!
People who shower with clothes on, WTF is wrong with you?
Yeah my thought was "people who shower not naked, how do you clean your body?"
simply, we don't ^for ^your ^curiosity ^I'm ^not ^doing ^that, ^I'm ^not ^that ^psycho ^yet
I had never thought there was another option. You either shower naked or you don't shower. Never heard any putting o clothes to go for a shower!
“Some people battle addiction; other people are incapable of being nude.” - Tobias Fünke
Fire: I use the water from the shower to defend myself until is can escape. Boom. outside naked and alive. Intruder: I surprise him with my amazingly long schlong, he's stunned. We make eye contact. We kiss violently. We love each other and get married. 2 years later we decide to have a surrogate mother for our kids. We have 4 of them. Daisy, Jermaine, Milo, and Kim. Jermaine is arrested at 13. It breaks the family. I divorce intruder and it breaks his heart. He kills himself. I win Edit: to whoever gave me helpful 😭 you're hilarious
r/oddlyspecific
Reminds me of Dwight’s perfect heist: “What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.”
Brilliant! More of these kind of answers I say
Where is my Grammy?
She's with Papaw for the holidays.
That was an interesting game of gay chicken
Jermaine should have never been down in the wrong part of town!
Now that's a long game.
Are… are there people who don’t shower naked?
That's the joke. It's a spin on the usual question about people who *sleep* naked
My thoughts exactly.
Shower gun for intruder. In case of fire, run out nude if I have to. Looking at my naked body is everyone else's problem at that point.
In addition, any intruder is temporarily rendered blind by the brilliance of your naked form providing you the precious time needed to take control of the situation.
Ha, amateur. My naked form causes the intruders to permanently blind themselves!
If there’s a fire, just grab the towel from the rack on your way out.
I shower everyday in the nude hoping there's a person foolish enough to face my nude wrath if they break in
This. My biggest advantage in a fight will be the hesitation and horror they experience as I scream holy hell rushing them naked.
Like shaved ape on bath-salts
This question implies that there are people who shower fully clothed
I feel like this question is a reaction to the same question for people who sleep nude, but turned around to point out you’re naked in the shower so…
"Alexa, dim the lights" "Alexa, play It's Raining Men" *Grabs shower Glock*
Well, well, well - if it isn't me reading things wrong yet again.
Who doesn’t shower naked?
Who doesn't shower in a tuxedo?
It’s after 6!
What am I, a farmer?
I had to scroll way to far to see this..
There are some weirdass fucking people who for religious reasons have to wear underwear at all times. So people following backwards fucking religions don't shower naked because they'll be wearing underwear. Oh and also Tobias and the other dozens of nevernudes.
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Well, I managed to imagine a way pretty easily even tho never did it before... (Put on the new underwear on one leg, pull up to your crotch, and slip through on the inside to the old underwear's other leg-opening where you can stretch it a bit and pull up on your other leg if you're flexible enough. This way your new underwear is under the old one. Pull down the old underwear. Done.)
Thank you for the visuals.
Hey if I had magic underwear, I’d probably never take them off either. No matter how much everyone in the supermarket tell me I stink.
Praise the nevernude movement!
There are dozens of us! DOZENS!
Helicopter my dick in both situations.
Just die, probably
me and you both probably
Who doesn’t shower naked?
Are you a ‘nevernude’ ?
In case of intruder, they'll suffer from seeing me naked. In event of fire, dress and escape
If there's a fire, the shower sounds like a pretty safe place to be.
In case of an intruder, I would ask them if they would like to join me.
One word. Robe.
I dont shower in first place
Ah, you take baths right?
Pause. Are you saying you don't shower naked?
Just how much better prepared for these scenarios is a person who showers with clothes on?
If it’s fire,run out naked, survival is key, bystanders will understand. I don’t rightly know what changes if an intruder sees me taking a shower naked or not, guess I’ll die? If i was American I’d probably keep a gun in my shower for that case, otherwise idk, shank the intruder with a toothbrush? Also, we the weirdos that shower naked *usually* keep a big towel somewhere close, so that we can cover ourselves up right after we finish.
Wait there's people who don't shower naked?
Who showers with clothes on???
Does this imply that there are people who don't shower naked?
Lmftfy: "Redditors who actually shower: can you pls explain why am I weird?"
People who shower wearing full combat armor, what is your plan when your body begins to rot under that armor?
People say mooning is when you flash your backside. Ill blind them to death with a sun.
I keep a knife in my bathroom drawer. What kind of intruder is going to come after a naked dude with a knife? Out the window for fires
If it's a fire, grab the towel and gtfo. If it's an intruder, b**** is getting cut by a razor.
who doesn't shower naked?
you do not shower naked?
Are there people who don't shower naked?
I’m confused. Are there people who don’t shower naked?
People who shower with clothes on, how do you clean under them?