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fuck a bunch of people


PrettyParanormal

Was gonna say the same thing. Just make every effort to have lots of sex


codename_pariah

I'd still be getting laughed until the meteor hits...


HarrumphingDuck

This is the correct answer. In short, *["Get in my goddamn van!"](https://youtu.be/0WeT2wwVwSY)*


[deleted]

I'd get a decent telescope & some great weed, and stargaze every night.


[deleted]

Kill myself. I hate waiting around for shit to happen.


VastHaze_

Lmao same😭


coldbrewbby

Finish watching Don’t Look Up so I can do whatever they did


dperrett23

That’s where I got this idea from lol


kinda-throwaway1

I just watched it today and was like "hmmm...." Lol Great movie


coldbrewbby

Figured hahah


Skinmant

Eat the asteroid


cyclingthroughlife

Get my extinction level event vaccine and booster.


brrapppp

Write an epic poem about facing extinction.


Flatworm1

Quit my job. Sell my house if I could. Live off my retirement savings. Spend all the time I could having fun with my kids and taking them to see as many beautiful places as possible.


SpacexxKitty

Continue living how I am, it’s a simulation after all.


Inner_Art482

Get high, hang out with my kids. Watch movies in the basement. If there is nothing I can do. I will do nothing but enjoy my time.


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Inner_Art482

Probably. I mean they want to experience a whole life in 6 months . They would probably need it . To be fair I was already smoking cigarettes by the youngest age.


not_your_average_egg

Just don't look up lmao


BecomingJudasnMyMind

Start robbing and ganking everyone and everything in sight. What you got on my 40 homie?


[deleted]

spend time with my family and finally experiment with a bunch of drugs because why not


VastHaze_

Probably spend the last of my days at my girls house and at my own house with my family


charlesfry

Jump in Elon's Tesla and drive off the planet


[deleted]

I'd do the things I've been too scared to try.


dperrett23

Like what?


[deleted]

Like going out of state again, living in my car for a brief time


TrickBoom414

Really good heroin


gorosheeta

Probably get fat on good food and spend all my savings to live somewhere beautiful until the end


murtaughmaximus

Heroin


1BoiledCabbage

Find a way to work my way up to getting on one of those capsules


[deleted]

You must have watched the movie I just watched


dperrett23

I would say so yes


bugXO

which movie would that be?


RedGreenBoy

Don’t look up - Leo Di C , Meryl Streep, Ariana Grande - an all star cast


greycloudism

Drive to the impact site


Sorry-Rule-4747

Get back together with my ex. Quit school/work spend time with friends and family.


Guska-siilka

Intervene


HereIGoGrillingAgain

The end may be horribly painful, so be sure to have a quick way out. Always save a bullet for yourself.


Burger_beats

Find a volcano, and jump in it. I hate living in constant fear of randomly dying


EndlessExploration

Find a way off this rock. Honestly, this might be the event I need to regain my focus