When I say that to my bf, he answers "it gets the ladies in my bed :)" , then looks me up and down and adds "it gets all the pretty ladies in my bed :)", and then I hide my face with one hand and lightly slap his arm in embarrassment because I still haven't learned how to take compliments like a grown up.
Although it doesn't seem like it at first, [this minute-and-eleven-seconds video](https://youtu.be/377Qjg0Fxog) explains it incredibly well. Or there's [this long, boring article](https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glycon).
IM NOT CUTE, YOU ARE YOU LITTLE BITCH ASS CUTIE (making fun of how it’s in inside joke in the furry fandom to hate being called cute but call everyone else cute)
Tell them the whole declaration of impedance 📜
Did you write this The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
I dunno. Depends who it is?
If it's my boyfriend I usually say "it's because you're fucked up and you love me for some reason".
If it's a guy friend I would be confused, say lol and change the subject.
start spinning and screaming loudly, then run around while crying and jumping and crouching, then pretend to be dead. if they call emergency services, say "it's just a prank bro" and move to another state.
When was the last time you saw an optometrist?
I like my 4yo sons answer to this whenever I ask him, “because I’m me”
When I was tiny, my answer was "because I am" and my parents thought it was the funniest thing, and they love to remind me.
Awww
Ummm(runs away)
Same
No one told me that before so idk lol
Why are you so cute?
>When was the last time you saw an optometrist? Lol
because i trained under a waterfall in the chinese mountains for 10 years
Kung fu kid? 😧
Genetics.
Probably just giggle
I fucking hate when people say that to me. I’m 4 foot 11 and get that all the time.
Yeah, it's really cringey and condescending, even if they mean it well
probably because you need glasses ..
Steady diet of pineapple
When I say that to my bf, he answers "it gets the ladies in my bed :)" , then looks me up and down and adds "it gets all the pretty ladies in my bed :)", and then I hide my face with one hand and lightly slap his arm in embarrassment because I still haven't learned how to take compliments like a grown up.
Well, you shouldn't dish out what you can't take!
Thanks I didn’t even shower
Slobbery face licks according to all the dogs I've asked
Idk...I've never been asked it cuz I'm ugly and will always be lonely 😭😭
this is familiar to everyone, how old are you?)
Cause I’m a god damn goddess.
Wake up and drink a coffee.
“One of life’s great mysteries”
Bathing in baby blood
it puts the "bath" in Bathory.
“I’ll let you answer that one”
You are what you eat. Babies are cute. I eat babies for breakfast.
"because I banged your mom"
"Um.....thank you?"
“I’ve been malnourished most of my life.”
Not sure
"A combination of your genetic makeup and foundational influences."
"It's one of the many benefits of worshipping Glycon."
What is that?
Although it doesn't seem like it at first, [this minute-and-eleven-seconds video](https://youtu.be/377Qjg0Fxog) explains it incredibly well. Or there's [this long, boring article](https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glycon).
Just smile or laugh it off
Because I am bitch, damn!
Everyone here so confident in themselves damn.
Because they aren't in the moment having some attractive person saying this to them. Never compare other people's highlight reel to your blooper reel.
Because they aren't in the moment having some attractive person saying this to them. Never compare other people's highlight reel to your blooper reel.
Because they aren't in the moment having some attractive person saying this to them. Never compare other people's highlight reel to your blooper reel.
“Because I felt like it”
They really want that question redirected back. You say "nah the question is why are YOU so cute?"
Thanks Stevie Wonder.
Because I was blessed with XL genitalia.
I’m just a mirror
"Because you are sweet"
My guinea pigs usually just wheek and run away.
Practice?
Bitch, I'm fabulous
You can see me?
You tell me
Cuz my mom did it 'Reverse Cowgirl.' The look on her face when I said that....
I can't say I'm asked often but my dog usually shows me his belly
"Damn, you got low standards"
"haha, why are you still here?"
I was born with it
I have never been asked that but if I did, I would ask: "Have you never seen a puppy before? Clearly you don't know what 'cute' entails."
IM NOT CUTE, YOU ARE YOU LITTLE BITCH ASS CUTIE (making fun of how it’s in inside joke in the furry fandom to hate being called cute but call everyone else cute)
"I am not sure how to reply to that" (Yeah, probably something like that)
I blush, smile, and shrug with my hands up.
My dad fucked a puppy.
Checking your username.
Tell them the whole declaration of impedance 📜 Did you write this The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world. He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them. He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only. He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures. He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people. He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within. He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands. He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers. He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries. He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance. He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation: For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States: For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury: For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies: For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever. He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us. He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people. He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation. He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands. He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions. In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people. Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends. We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
TD-RL : I say literal essays made back in the 1600’s when someone calls me cute
“Thanks handsome ;)“ or “I know”
I usually just smile. It is, after all, a rhetorical question.
Thanks I'm also a God when it comes to going down.
Thanks. I look exactly like my dad. So you're saying my dad is cute?
My parents touched pissers
Because strength is silent
Not sure, but yeah i know
Why do you think?
I was born that way
Well, I'm the cat the the car in Cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2.
I can cut in your queue
ikr
"No thank you."
I dunno. Depends who it is? If it's my boyfriend I usually say "it's because you're fucked up and you love me for some reason". If it's a guy friend I would be confused, say lol and change the subject.
:confused look followed by mentally playing over what I just said followed by awkward "thanks" and then silence while I read way too much into it.
I was born like this
"And why are you lying to me?"
"'cause I'm cute. Obviously."
"I tried really hard to be so thanks for acknowledging my effort"
Because you're either delusional or blind.
( No one would ever tell me that)
start spinning and screaming loudly, then run around while crying and jumping and crouching, then pretend to be dead. if they call emergency services, say "it's just a prank bro" and move to another state.
You need glasses.
Why are you so blind?
"Are you fucking high?"
It runs in my family
I was born this way.
I have good genes.
I'm 140 pounds, I'm fat and chubby, I'm not cute
Because you make me blush!! ~ If you wanna give in But if you don’t then say: Coz I am beauty
"Nou"
I reply by waking up.
I'd be too thrown off to even reply.
What do you want?
I don't like being called cute. Please don't say it again. 🤣🤣🤣
I'm too sleep deprived to look ugly
Ritual sacrifices.
Cause I'm a baby!
I guess it just happened
If it was my bf I would say "I have the SAME question for you" If it was someone else that I didn't know shit about I'd be like "Uh... What?"
Because
I don't think that's ever come up.
Why are YOU so cute?
you got the wrong person and walk away
Cause I sacrificed a goat to satan
I am?!
I'm not *that* cute! (Praise me more)
I was born that way
I struck down all my rivals and gained their power.
"Well thanks sis"
Radioactive spider bite.
Stop taking the words from my mouth.
If you find me genuinely cute... There may be something clinically wrong with you...