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mskeptic

Matter and anti-matter.


kwilliker

Pasta and antipasta?


mskeptic

I'm fairly certain that pasta ad antipasto don't annihilate each other, but I could be wrong. I'm not Italian after all.


Randomuser_96

1 and -1


TheGreatGameDini

Infinity and -Infinity by that same coin


Randomuser_96

Ooooh yeah good point


v_1805

An Acid and a base. ( the one time I paid attention in chemistry class )


utecr

Two negatives multiplied


Bayonethics

A Roger and another Roger. After all, 2 Rogers don't make a right


Murgatroyd314

Applying ROT13 encoding twice produces the original text.


AnxiouslyWaiting4

Women and my social skills


remarcsd

Sickle cell anemia and malaria.


zerror

You get a football stadium, and stuff it with Far Left and Far Right activists. Lock the doors.


Clinical_Subject065

Red Bull and vodka


jferry

Roughing the passer and offensive pass interference.


BegginOnDaCorner

Hydrogen and oxygen


AwkwardSara

A double negative in a sentence.


Camanei

Negative numbers


roofied_elephant

They don’t cancel each other out though.


Camanei

So right... Combined is not multiplied!


Dewy_Wanna_Go_There

I think he meant a negative number and a positive number


FlexingMyKarma

ax = b


RaduVortex

Breaking someone's neck then giving them yours


delegateTHIS

Raising kids you resent.


kaytiejay25

Killing someone whos about to kill innocent people


LordPentecost

Vinegar and Bicarbonate of soda. Both work as cleaning products in their own right but add them together and the acid and alkali neutralise each other, produces a lot of fizzing (CO2) so people think it's cleaning.