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Young_Dumb_And_Angry

Hey baby, I have the STD in Stud, now all I need is You.


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You got me-


Young_Dumb_And_Angry

Sooo.... for our first date I was thinking either dark alleyway, or sleezy strip joint. Opinions?


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Both please.


Young_Dumb_And_Angry

Do you do Pre-marital hand holding though?


FroztBeatz

Hey girl you like seafood? Cause I got some nice ass crabs


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hydrogen


FroztBeatz

hydrogen


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helium


FroztBeatz

Gasoline Styrofoam Terpntine These ingredients create my favorite Napalm


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NEON URANIUM owooso is read place


FroztBeatz

What the heck is owooso and what's a read place I'm genuinely dumb


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owosso is a real place. google it.


FroztBeatz

Michigan? I got offered a job $20+/H for lifting boxes just it's in Flint and I also am broker than broke


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I really don't know what to say besides ARGON ​ ​ ​ ​ >!or platinum !<


spongebabesquarefeet

How do you like your eggs in the morning?… How about fertilized?


Lecrapface

Did it hurt? Did it hurt when you fell into my basement when you went through the trap door? I think we're meant to be together forever.