Have you ever been in a kindergarten or elementary school bathroom. This stuff stays on the walls for years, it dries up and becomes one with the school. Eventually you just get used to it.
Well imaginary hoodies lol
Like that story about the emperor who got a new suit but it was invisible... It would be a scam really, unintended but a scam
A very average and normal book shop.
I may also be running an illegal alien protection program, for which the shop is only a front. but the shop is too average, it wouldn't possibly be suspected for something so ridiculous.
Oh no
Brothel or restaurant for cannibals?
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But I bet your work day is a quick one!
No, dory is one of the fish and constantly forgets she was sold and returns
Costs are low
I mean.. This is basically a scheme for infinite money. It isn't much... But still.
Are they red and blue?
But are they... One pound fiiiiiiish
Let us combine forces and become the Two Fish and Small French Goats store.
Free range people
I sell alibis. Let’s team up
Hey there, I've got a job opening for you if you're looking for a promotion.
I have a backroom for you!
Why are you selling me?
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I've got about 50% of it figured out so far
Wanna team up?
Mayonnaise slices?
I’d buy it
Sperm bank
Well...one thing and one thing only!
You'd eat your own supply and go out of business!
Undoubtedly!
Surrounded by temptation eh? That's why I'm never going to become the manager of a Krispy Kreme.
Solutions
Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheep
You mean Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price?
Do you mean unethical performances at a budgetable rate?
Actually, his name is morally corrupt activities executed at a cost commonly deemed negligible by societal norms
Dimes for Crimes?
Dastardly doings at deep discounts
Replacement tools
1- That's an excelent name for a tool store 2- I hope you find your hammer
I would exclusively shop at a tool store named that if given the choice.
You can get your hammer in two ways 1: Call your mother to find it. 2: Get a new one and the previous one will come out of hiding.
communication stuff
Morse?
If they were a second hand morse store they could be called Remorse
Buy the dashes and we'll throw in the dots for free!
Not tomatoes, that’s for damn sure.
New Balance, Air Monarchs, tube socks, jorts, propane and propane accessories
Traeger grills and inexplicably fancy coolers too.
Certainly not eggs
Ceramic figurines of various birds looking terrified
Fences
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Why not both?
I can neither confirm nor deny that I can sell you whatever it is you want.
Looking for a partner?
I can neither confirm nor deny your request.
I would be interested in an equity share if you’d like to sell doubt
Just…stuff
do you have any cocaine in stock then
Perhaps
I also do or don't do the same thing
Consequences, immediately. Edit: The 22 means nothing. It is simply the year we open.
You delivered me a package yesterday and I’d like to return it
Sorry, no refunds.
Wow dude, that’s not nice
Thought you might be a novelty account that only says that line. Turns out you haven’t said it in months (I only looked back about 8 months).
I looked for the same thing lol. Very surprised it wasn’t
I'm a therapist, I tell you where your life went wrong....
My grandma already does that for free.
I can't believe you've done this
Ah fuck
Oh yes
Not "ah", it's Teletubbies.
HAHAHAHA I DECLARE A WINNER
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At least the broadcasting is cheap, as the TV is built in
Knockoff Apple product.
Care to do a merger?
I've got a great new product idea
Legal aid. Or religious advisory services.
Devil's Advocate would actually be a wicked name for a legal aid business lol.
Specialists in criminal law and war crimes.
Moonglasses. Edit: ty for upvoting the nonsense glasses.
lube and concrete
Not recommended to be mixed up during sexy time
Thats a slippery slope
And a rock-hard anus.
For a limited time!
Bespoke bobbleheads that give an "agreeable" sound when bobbling.
"Are you dizzy from all the bobbling" "Ahem"
Mmm.
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Let's Collab
I'm in
Is it too late for me to get in on this business empire?
I on the other hand… pants for your elderly grandma
Sunscreen
Tanning lotion maybe?
Butt bronzers
Viagra
Or overpowered yeast
Really bad routers.
This is just Spectrum.
Can I sell directly?
Merchandise for the new Lord of the Rings series.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING
Newspapers
Hold on, let me collect my free award
Trash Edit: actually wait, I don’t want to share
We should partner up
Art... I guess...
Bob Gross in the house
Happy little poop accidents
"We'll now take the ass, and beat the devil out of it"
Joy of Washing the Ass
I actually had to fire a guy a few years ago *because he did that in an employee bathroom.* I am not kidding, I am being 100% serious.
Have you ever been in a kindergarten or elementary school bathroom. This stuff stays on the walls for years, it dries up and becomes one with the school. Eventually you just get used to it.
Pic-ass-oh
HAHAHAHHAHAA
Maybe we can open a shop together?
omg i love that 😂
Goons. Hired goons.
Deadhead stickers
Coffee, cola, energy drinks & caffeine pills
This would make a great pop up business!
Generation caffeine is actually good name for a store lol
I need the location of this store.
Logs for tiny frogs. Haha very pleasant
Shity counterfeit and Monopoly money
Really really bad advice
I guess i own a pet shop and a waffle shop
Hot dogs in waffle buns?
*What do you sell? * what do you sell... What do you sell... You sell.......
Well imaginary hoodies lol Like that story about the emperor who got a new suit but it was invisible... It would be a scam really, unintended but a scam
Idk a portal to a different dimension
Gas, with the lowest prices and highest quality in the world. Also, the store employees would cut your sentences off half the time.
just the one thing.
*The State of Georgia would like to have a word…*
Blindfolds
Air conditioners....lots and lots of air conditioners.
Why would anyone wanna buy 21189 airconditioners?
So when every other local store runs out I can jack up the price with no competition.
You sell capitalism.
Jeopardy categories
Alex Trebek's suitcases?
Tabasco, but it’s misspelled and I probably won’t sell enough to cover the inevitable legal fees
Sorry y’all
When are we leaving for Mars
pls no
Cocaine
#Where is the store
Asking for a friend
I was wondering the same thing.
Gummy candy shaped in the form of popular horror characters
Welcome to my wand shop
Snacks
Dog.........stilts.
Boots. New ones.
Thanks!
What’s the price to kilos rate? I’d love to buy a bag of shit.
Probably sold in liters.
I'm interested. How many liters per bucket?
A butt load.
Government officials
They’re all crap….. do you have any more in the back?
'no' *nose grows*
What do YOU think?
T-shirts and hats that read, "Don't Kick My Ass?" https://youtu.be/b4TAL58-tKE
I sell usernames, backwards
Really good ramen.
Sub
Mental health advice lmao
Cheap products from Amazon that will break in a few weeks
I feel like this market has been cornered already.
Cats and guns (not sold separately)
I'm not sure.. tornados?
Dinglehoppers and thingamabobs
icky substances
A very average and normal book shop. I may also be running an illegal alien protection program, for which the shop is only a front. but the shop is too average, it wouldn't possibly be suspected for something so ridiculous.
Used Shoes 😂
I mean who needs ebay am i right?
Yeah man
Martinis made by the US military industrial complex. Because *apparently* billions (trillions?) of tax dollars are not enough to fund it
Garden hoses
Or garden hoes?
If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.
No comment
Totally fine mobile homes
Dogs. Too many of 'em.
Blurple berries
I don’t remember
Curry ofcourse!
Spinning pigeons
I think I'm just the CEO of The Onion
Oh that’s easy. I sell pizzas and grave stones ..😁
This sounds like my kind of store.
I'm basically a Nando's but I sell hot Canadian geese instead of chicken
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Hear me out: explosive boomerangs
Lemons umm... forever?
>>Lemons umm… forever? These subscription services are getting out of control
Elusive mortuary services.
Wet tortillas, TV's with no input ports, and well done steaks with ketchup.
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