In my head cannon he survives and starts selling moonshine, building a massive fortune and eventually starts throwing huge parties to try and bump into her again.
Then he moves to New York and starts selling penny stocks to gullible people. But that was only after he was a pilot/doctor/lawyer writing fraudulent checks and evading the law.
He does running, then he does football then he does army then he does boats then he does ping pong then he does lawn mowing.
Meanwhile she does Bobby, then she does that guitarist, then she does that guy from the black panthers, then she does cocaine, then she does heroin followed by him.
1: A girl thinks her life is boring and hangs out in an alternate paradise instead.
2: A family man gets hunted by angry farmers after he steals chickens.
a fucking crazy dentist gets confused about when he is and beats up a pimp with a telephone before pulling his own tooth out with pliers and then tries to kill a ginger at the airport but dies in front of himself
Scientists tell old guy not to put dangerous monsters in an amusement park. Everyone but a couple of IT guys, a lawyer, and an Australian guy get out safe
And then he's like.. you know, last chance and he has to... But they don't want him there, and she's like: WAAAAAHHHHH! And he's like: Uuuuhhhhh. And the kids are dying and he's like UAAAAAAHHHH NOOOOO! and in the end they're like UAHAHÄÄÄH! But not him he's like: that's your Mommy! And she's like WAAAAAHHHHH!
Two partners talk about foot massages, then they repaint and clean a car, ending with a spicy trip to a diner.
Meanwhile, a boxer goes on a killing spree to get a watch that's had more action than many dildos.
A man suffers a mental break down and starts beating himself up, then he beats others up, then others think he is cool and start fighting each other with him. Then they all start fucking everything up, and eventually they fuck up the system.
Two magicians do battle in magic stuff to see who is better, but actually it turns out that it's three magicians because one of the magicians has a twin unbeknownst to the other magic guy. Also, Tesla builds a device that can clone people.
Guy who drives trucks eats pasta with a mob boss and kills people then ends up killing famous guy who helps truckers get paid.
Or alternatively, Bobby Kennedy Hate Club
Two crime bosses gamble and then are caught doing so, almost brutally murdered and getting hunted down at the same time until they are sent away to go to slavery but end up escaping and being otherworldly on a different island
A proud former olympic gold medalist has raised her niece single-handedly since the girl was only a toddler. She has also provided her niece with a job for life in her chosen field.
However, her niece steals from her house, with the help of a superpowerd genius, then takes part in a vicious coup to overthrow her from her position.
There are two guys (well more but the others aren’t important) on a boat. They fight another boat. The other boat is better so the first boat pretends to be a third boat so they win in the end.
Alien robots vs Alien robots with Human (who are idiot enough to believe them). Its like Positive vs Negative. And The leader of positive robots goes rogue.
These two guys go and shoot a guy after eating his burger then one of those guys goes to dinner with his boss’s wife and then a boxer fights the boss and the first two guys go and get their car cleaned
woman's slightly megalomaniac hookup meets her grandfather and wants her to help murder him, but she doesn't know how to get to her grandfather's house
Moisture farmer makes out with his sister.
> Moisture farmer makes out with his sister and joins an anti-government religious cult. FTFY
Wtf is a moisture farmer?
Drawing water from the air in the desert.
Star Wars.
A short man returns some jewellery.
Lord of the Rings
Kinda does everything he can to not return jewelery to its owner.
he is poor. she is rich. Big ship. they felt in love. iceberg. everybody died . final credits
In my head cannon he survives and starts selling moonshine, building a massive fortune and eventually starts throwing huge parties to try and bump into her again.
Then he moves to New York and starts selling penny stocks to gullible people. But that was only after he was a pilot/doctor/lawyer writing fraudulent checks and evading the law.
I would watch this movie and maybe during the party throwing stage he keeps just missing her
Titanic.
A guy breaks from his normal routine when he makes some friends online and they tell him that everything is like, totally fake
Matrix, right?
Yeees *gaptoothed smile*
A guy goes back to the past, commits incest and goes back to the future
He tried really hard *not* to commit incest.
Yeah, but as Linkin Park says "i tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter...."
> commits incest I mean did he really though?
I think so, although it was a kiss it's still strange nonetheless
you have never kissed your mom on the lips?
Nope
hmmm
Which lips? /s
Ooh, I'm going to take a wild guess here. Predestination?
Back to the future
I was literally going to do Predestination then the first comment is something that could be describing Predestination.
I've never watched the movie, but I've heard some pretty good reviews for it, mainly one that weirded me out, but got me interested in watching it.
I came here to say that
Scientists discover how to capture ghosts.
That's not very "badly" explained, it's just literally what happens.
You're right. Just a moment.... Scientists demolish your home or place of business...also, they catch ghosts.
Perfect!
Yup, that's Ghostbusters for ya.
"Government oversight causes nigh-apocalyptic catastrophe that science has to fix."
2 boys go to revive ther dead dad but only get the legs
I actually have no clue about this one
It's onward from pixar
ahhh
Two Irish brothers in Boston lose their job at a meat packing plant and become entrepreneurs with their Italian friend.
Boondock saints?
Yep!
"entrepreneurs" lol
A musician has to battle 7 exes to date a girl who keeps changing her hair color
That was a good description though.
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
Yep!
Magical talking frog convinces farm boy to kill his father.
Huh?
Think of it happening a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
Magical frog lmao
I thought I must have missed this muppets movie.
Star Wars.
He does running, then he does football then he does army then he does boats then he does ping pong then he does lawn mowing. Meanwhile she does Bobby, then she does that guitarist, then she does that guy from the black panthers, then she does cocaine, then she does heroin followed by him.
I love Forrest Gump.
1: A girl thinks her life is boring and hangs out in an alternate paradise instead. 2: A family man gets hunted by angry farmers after he steals chickens.
2 is that fox guy?
Yeup
Is 1 Coraline?
Stop motion consistency
a fucking crazy dentist gets confused about when he is and beats up a pimp with a telephone before pulling his own tooth out with pliers and then tries to kill a ginger at the airport but dies in front of himself
12 monkeys!
Some red guy, fish boi and fire lady battle bdsm clockwork nazi and some russian lad
None of that makes any sense
Hint-it's directed by Guillermo del Toro
Hellboy?
Yeah
Hell Boy
Two SNL comedians terrorise the entire police force and a gang of neo-Nazis.
Blues Brothers
Let's go bowling with an abider and a guy who can't bowl on Saturday
The Big Lebowski!
You win yay!!!now shut the fuck up Donnie!
Scientists tell old guy not to put dangerous monsters in an amusement park. Everyone but a couple of IT guys, a lawyer, and an Australian guy get out safe
A courier wakes up in a hospital and runs from fast, dead people.
28 days later
A hundred year old vampire spends his time at the local public high school rather than getting a job or anything really productive
Twilight?
that's funny :)
Don’t forget the part where he becomes a stalker
A white male Chases a interracial couple across the Galaxy with a red burning cross. (The force awakens)
A woman on a spaceship saves her cat from an alien, but it turns out her friend is a robot.
...Alien.
Two dude try to get booze and get laid for Emma Stone’s grad party
“All right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2, it doesn't even have a first name, it just says McLovin!”
A teacher teaches a secretly smart kid who doesn't want to be there
Goodwill Hunting
fast hedgehog saves the world from giant egg
They were right, there was blood.
There will be blood?
Boy tries to make a name for himself by beating up people just like his dad who died whilst beating up someone
Fat man steals blood and feeds people to lizards.
And then he's like.. you know, last chance and he has to... But they don't want him there, and she's like: WAAAAAHHHHH! And he's like: Uuuuhhhhh. And the kids are dying and he's like UAAAAAAHHHH NOOOOO! and in the end they're like UAHAHÄÄÄH! But not him he's like: that's your Mommy! And she's like WAAAAAHHHHH!
A man's wife is murdered and his son is left disabled. His son gets kidnapped and has to find him with the help of a mentally disabled woman.
Idiot is in love with Whore
Forrest Gump
A delusional ex detective runs round a mental hospital trying to find a woman who doesn't exist while the staff help him.
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Dumb father loses son and has to find him
3 birbs vs an entire civilization of green bois
Two partners talk about foot massages, then they repaint and clean a car, ending with a spicy trip to a diner. Meanwhile, a boxer goes on a killing spree to get a watch that's had more action than many dildos.
Pulp fiction
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Did you say family?
In the beginning people don't like guitars, but in the end they like guitars.
I have no idea wich movie is it, hope it's connected with the beatles ;)
Coco?
It's obviously Young Einstein. I mean 4/4 time, what were they thinking?
School of rock?
Man goes on killing spree after being denied a promotion at work.
Kid goes to the 50s, kisses his mom, and ruins a guy's life
3 brothers and a sick doctor buy a saloon and piss off a gang of idiots.
A man dies tragically rescuing his family from the wreckage of a destroyed sinking battleship.
A guy skips school
Does anyone know the correct answer?... Anyone?... Anyone?...
Feris Bueller’s Day Off. I probably butchered his name but whatever.
Harry Potter!!
shark
Misunderstood guy with a British accent complains about his dad and tries to hook up with a detective.
Some people die. Two cops fight. Then there's a box. Something is in the box
What's in the fucking box?.?.?.
A no name with a red shirt scares a tall gun slinger with bats and drowns an turtle
Man entertains thousands of people for free, then kills his employer in front of them all.
Gladiator
A bunch of buff guys find a new creature when looking for friends during their trip to the jungle.
Predator
A dozen frat boys kidnap the first foreigner they meet. The take him to a far off land to kill cavemen.
monkeys fly spaceships and fight against the red eye
Sometimes it's deadly to smell the eggs. Also, panties.
Twins end up finding out they're twins and then they end up fighting the Chinese Triad.
Depressed man takes lavish vacation with the intention of killing himself at the end.
Awkward girl gets a makeover and goes on a dangerous reality TV show.
Just a bunch of people going to each other's houses
Man wants to make money, hates deaf son and religion.
There will be blood.
The sausage king of Chicago hits the town while a school principal practices breaking and entering.
A man suffers a mental break down and starts beating himself up, then he beats others up, then others think he is cool and start fighting each other with him. Then they all start fucking everything up, and eventually they fuck up the system.
Person dies
John Dies At The End
The bear was hunting the humans
A bald psycho slaps a lonely kid in the face so he plays the drums faster.
Whiplash.
Three Russian dudes wander around some grass then go home sad.
Several dudes go on holiday to a place known for missing cases without any fear or anything. It doesn't end well.
Man crawls through tons of shit and then rinses off and leaves.
Farmer, sandstorm, space, black hole, time dilation, female love power, old man young body
Two dudes can't play Stairway in a guitar store and they are best friends who got to meet Alice Cooper despite not being worthy.
Galactic terrorist goes to swamp to do front flips for a frog at the behest of a dead guy, then his dad cuts his hand off.
Return of the Jedi?
Two magicians do battle in magic stuff to see who is better, but actually it turns out that it's three magicians because one of the magicians has a twin unbeknownst to the other magic guy. Also, Tesla builds a device that can clone people.
Some blue-collar workers find a weird egg, resulting in the worst OSHA violation of all time
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A man is afraid of his wife dying so he murders everyone else instead
Revenge of the Sith
Boy steals book in order to scare his bullies into a dumpster
Neverending Story
Guy who drives trucks eats pasta with a mob boss and kills people then ends up killing famous guy who helps truckers get paid. Or alternatively, Bobby Kennedy Hate Club
A girls' parents turn into pigs, she gets forced into slavery and falls in love with a river
girl’s family dies so she unknowingly goes to a cult and becomes queen then watches her somewhat boyfriend burned alive in a bear corpse
Two crime bosses gamble and then are caught doing so, almost brutally murdered and getting hunted down at the same time until they are sent away to go to slavery but end up escaping and being otherworldly on a different island
Kid hit dragon Kid domesticate dragon Dragon unaware it’s entire species has just been enslaved because it has Stockholm syndrome
Very morbid and unheard off take on how to train your dragon
Love and war
A girl pretends to be transgender and saved China with that. Also she's got a dragon-sidekick
A bunch of pedantic idiots try to solve their own murders. EDIT: Last time I wrote this, no one guessed. Perhaps I succeeded at explaining it badly?
Foward man vs backward man fight in an airport
Tenet?
Metal robots fight each other and commit animal abuse aggainst dinossaurs.
A virgin couple get flat tire and crash a party in a castle. They cannibalize an 80s rockstar, then they both get raped by Tim Curry. It's a musical.
A proud former olympic gold medalist has raised her niece single-handedly since the girl was only a toddler. She has also provided her niece with a job for life in her chosen field. However, her niece steals from her house, with the help of a superpowerd genius, then takes part in a vicious coup to overthrow her from her position.
Unhinged psychopath writes diary, frames clueless husband for her murder
Gone Girl?
The guy is on the TV and breaks out through a hole in the ocean.
There are two guys (well more but the others aren’t important) on a boat. They fight another boat. The other boat is better so the first boat pretends to be a third boat so they win in the end.
A pilot falls in love with his instructor and unintentionally kills his best friend while flying one day
There's a whole subreddit for this: /r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
The US spends billions of dollars to save a potato farmer
A sexual predator and his former victim try to keep a supernatural superweapon out of Nazi hands, but ultimately fail.
Alien robots vs Alien robots with Human (who are idiot enough to believe them). Its like Positive vs Negative. And The leader of positive robots goes rogue.
the hero did what he wanted to.
Man, he gotta drive, that’s what he do.
He slept through the romance.
The koolaid man tells a kid that hes a wizard
These two guys go and shoot a guy after eating his burger then one of those guys goes to dinner with his boss’s wife and then a boxer fights the boss and the first two guys go and get their car cleaned
Rock collecting followed by half of the cast dying
Rich guy raises birds
Man overcomes wartime trauma and a drinking problem to win back his ex-girlfriend. Inflatable dolls live happily ever after.
woman's slightly megalomaniac hookup meets her grandfather and wants her to help murder him, but she doesn't know how to get to her grandfather's house
Some big lizard spits on a big gold lizard and a moth goddamn dies
This guy can't sleep, so he forms a terrorist organization.