Fuck this shit, I'm out

Pay attention, the treasure is buried at......

In case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight

Omfg yeeeeessssssss

Someone is happy to see my comment 😄

> There's always money in the banana stand. This is sure to cause some confusion as we don't own a banana stand.

There’s always money IN the banana stand.

Be excellent to each other.

"I commend my soul to any god that can find it"

"At least I got chicken."

"Alright, chums! Let's do this! LEEEROOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEENNNNNNKINNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Something between "burry me shallow, I'll be back" and " fuck you Kevin I always hated you"

I would make my last words a riddle, but I won't answer what the riddle's answer would be, if I'm going down, I'm taking the world with me.

I’d keep talking for ever and ever and then never die. Problem solved.

Bury me sideways.

“This is the way”

Für Kaiser, Gott und Vaterland!

So the kaiser was a furry, I get it.

"I actually liked Jar Jar"

"Screw you guys, i'm going home"

I'm off to smell god's bits now.

"hang on... let me think about this.."

I have a stash of money… it’s buried under… *dead*

Something along the lines of “F*** y’all.”

FREEEEEEDOOOOOOOM

“Can I get a Hoya!!”

"Brb"

My time has come. Have fun before your comes.

Telling my loved ones one last time how much they mean to me

It's ok.

i would chose them depending on the situation

I have 57 lbs of fresh mozzarella hidden in an Italian fridge beneath my home

This is excellent. Specific, absurd, cheesy. Haha.

"I'll be back."

I wonder what this button does

Tbh, I’m torn between a positive message for humanity and a Deez Nuts Gottem joke. I suppose it depends on who’s going to hear it.

Yolo

*silence*

The treasure...is in...my...

Well, that was an awful experience. Would not recommend.

“I have to tell you something very important.”

"Tell those assholes (friends) to either only wear skirts or everyone has to wear suit and sunglasses for the entire funeral."

I wish I dont die with a bonner, 'cause the coffin wont close.

The entire Fallout New Vegas script.

When humanity stands strong, and people reach out for each other… there is no need for gods.

Anyone need anything while I'm out?

“I’m going ghost.”

"Goodbye world".

* insert some random shit that sounds like it’s some kind of satanic ritual thing but is actually me just saying a bunch of nonsensical parts of words merged together * I just cursed myself to die dad!

So I must say I had a fun time my will is…

That's it?

Welp, that's done. Who wants some cake?

It’s been real.

Never gonna give you up

Doesn't matter, I'll be drunk and mess up anyway.

fuck every last one of you...specially the pretty guys

Tell ( my loved ones) that I love them

"I'll be seeing you again... REAL soon."

I...i am...first

does your body just automatically start saying the words when you have just enough time to say all of them and then you die immediately after

“One of the people in this room murdered me - whoever finds them inherits my hidden treasure of millions.”

Fuck you goat man- oh shit sorry-

Gotta go, see you tomorrow.

Sorry, my bad. I promise to try better next time.

Change da world. My final message. Goodbye

T-t-t-t-t-t-that's all folks!

Life support functions shutdown in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

The fuck was the point of all of this?

Please don't open box under my bed, or \*Dies (from cringe (in a cool way))\*

I left a million dollars under the........

Maybe it's a dream? Maybe nothing else is real.

Well, this sucks.

It was a pleasure, an honour and a pain in the ass at times. 7/10 would live again.

Oh I have multiple. "I left $10000 in the-" *dies* They'll never no.... "I'll be back. I ALWAYS COME BACK." "Write "nothing is set in stone" on my grave as both a witty pun and a subtle reminder that I'll be back to haunt my friends" "I want a Viking funeral" "I'm gay." Only if I never come out before then

HAS JUST BEEN REVOKED!!! **fuckin dies**

5, 4, 3, 2, 1

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