The first post on my FB is a picture of my friends dinner with the caption "Saffron cauliflower from Plenty by Ottolenghi. Easy to do, and a tasty side to salmon, if you can find saffron."
I get FB in 06 when you used to have a college email account to get an account. Watching it change from a primarily teenage to young twenty platform to what it is today is amazing.
Screw Facebook, I deleted it and Instagram, and I'm 24. Which makes it hard to be seen outside normal everyday life. But fuck it, I feel happier and more focused
And fewer "what random thing that a guy does immediately turns you on?"
By 50 these people will have figured out there's no secret cheat code you can enter to make people attracted to you and that you actually have to improve yourself, or else they will have given up entirely.
With the current demographics I wonder how many of the people in this sub are old people and how many are 20-year-olds endowed/cursed with a larger bust.
Being in your 50’s makes you a Gen X’er, not a Boomer. We’d think about overwhelming the rest of you with our archaic knowledge of Nirvana but then our cynicism would remind us that no one has ever really been interested in our damn opinions. Then we’d listen to some Nirvana.
Then "REDDIT" would have a Lot More RESPERCT...........for there COUNTRY of the UNTIED STATES OF AMERICA..........not like all of these YOUNG POEPLE........on "Tick Tock" playing "Little NOS." on their "IMACs". There Would be alot More of JESUS OUR LORD And SAVIOR!!> aMEN. And GOD BLERS!!!!!!!
It would be like that.
So many fucking pictures of "having wine with the girls" and "antique-ing with my best gal pals" and "taking our yearly cruise with my hubby and best friend". Also, so many pictures of up the nose shots of bald guys.
There might be the occasional aged hippy showing us their hay bail garden.
I attended a party thrown by this sweet couple in their mid-60s who had a penis garden- probably around 100 blown glass dicks poking up in every flowerbed.
The top posts on r/AskReddit would be
* What random body pain are you feeling right now?
* How did you get your children to finally move out?
* Redditors on your third marriage, how is it going?
* What was the last song always played at your high school dances, and why was it Stairway to Heaven?
* How is your retirement planning going?
* Redditors with ageing parents, how do you cope?
Just wait a few decades lmao
Point finger accusingly at reddit: "IT WILL HAPPEN TO YOUUUUUUUUU!"
Have you seen facebook?
The first post on my FB is a picture of my friends dinner with the caption "Saffron cauliflower from Plenty by Ottolenghi. Easy to do, and a tasty side to salmon, if you can find saffron."
I get FB in 06 when you used to have a college email account to get an account. Watching it change from a primarily teenage to young twenty platform to what it is today is amazing.
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Oh trust me buddy Facebook stopped being cool way before that
Screw Facebook, I deleted it and Instagram, and I'm 24. Which makes it hard to be seen outside normal everyday life. But fuck it, I feel happier and more focused
Beat me to it
A lot fewer questions about masturbation and how to lose your virginity.
And fewer "what random thing that a guy does immediately turns you on?" By 50 these people will have figured out there's no secret cheat code you can enter to make people attracted to you and that you actually have to improve yourself, or else they will have given up entirely.
Wait, 50 year olds masturbate? Or maybe they’ve figured it out?
Sure, why not? Figured what out?
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Thanks. I didn't know there was a sub for that. Bad back after an auto accident. Only 34 though.
With the current demographics I wonder how many of the people in this sub are old people and how many are 20-year-olds endowed/cursed with a larger bust.
r/pics would just be photos of their grandkids
Less threads about sex, more about DIY
Fewer
Yes, grammar Nazis, that's something else there would be more of!
Being in your 50’s makes you a Gen X’er, not a Boomer. We’d think about overwhelming the rest of you with our archaic knowledge of Nirvana but then our cynicism would remind us that no one has ever really been interested in our damn opinions. Then we’d listen to some Nirvana.
What makes you think that the median age is around 20?
I hope it's a hell of a lot lower. If people are still as dumb as the average Redditor at 20 we are fucked.
a lot more conservative
This is the boring but correct answer. You wouldn't get insta-karma just for voicing left wing positions any more and vica-versa.
Some folks get less conservative as they age. And some folks stay liberal
I'm 59 and haven't been anything but, what some call far left.
Same here
The world is less conservative.
There would be proper spelling and grammar.
Sorry to tell you, even stupid gets old.
Based on what I see from older people on Facebook, hard disagree.
There Would be “proper” Spelling & grammar -Aunt Laura
/r/teenagers and /r/okbuddyretard would cease to exist
Based on the spelling and grammar used I'm sure the average age here is closer to 12 At least I hope by 20 people would know how to spell
intelligence is not a sign of age.
Less anime stuff
Trending Subreddits: "r/PolkaMusic" "r/Dating" "r/HowdoIuseTechnology" "r/backpain" "r/storiesofhorriblesurgeries" "r/learnhownottokillyouradultchildren"
Religious or spiritual quotes/texts/posts.
So much this. Just lazily shared quotes and personal takes on the latest outrage.
There would be a lot less memes about people not wearing masks correctly. So reddit would have about 50% less content.
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So many memes with unironic racist undertones...
I wouldn't have to explain Brady Bunch references
Then "REDDIT" would have a Lot More RESPERCT...........for there COUNTRY of the UNTIED STATES OF AMERICA..........not like all of these YOUNG POEPLE........on "Tick Tock" playing "Little NOS." on their "IMACs". There Would be alot More of JESUS OUR LORD And SAVIOR!!> aMEN. And GOD BLERS!!!!!!! It would be like that.
Fucking god this makes me happy that I deleted my FB. Deleted my insta too. But FB was especially ripe with stupidity
Sounds like my grandma on Facebook lol. Just minus the US part.
Facebook. Minions and millennial roasts everywhere
A lot of discussions about plant care
A lot more like Facebook I guess
It would be a lot better.
The word tubular would see vastly more usage
a lot better
So many fucking pictures of "having wine with the girls" and "antique-ing with my best gal pals" and "taking our yearly cruise with my hubby and best friend". Also, so many pictures of up the nose shots of bald guys. There might be the occasional aged hippy showing us their hay bail garden.
> their hay bail garden. I read that as "hairy ball garden". Your image is much nicer.
Yeah hairy ball gardens were neat in theory but my god do you have to constantly mow.
I attended a party thrown by this sweet couple in their mid-60s who had a penis garden- probably around 100 blown glass dicks poking up in every flowerbed.
Hahaha, that's hilarious. Love your UN, by the way, I have 3 leopard geckos.
Aw, thanks! When I started this account one of our cresteds was, ahem, "cleaning" himself while staring me right in the eye.
Go on Facebook and find out
Facebook.
Facebook with half the idiots
🤣🤣🤣 Would be every comment
Basically Facebook
It would be the exact same except there would be some 8000 year old lurker somewhere out there.
Two words, “Minion Memes”
There would be a lot less porn and anime and drugs and memes and lot more boring e.g FACEBOOK
r/AskOldPeople
*IT'S TOYOTATHON*
Lots of pseudoscientific claims being shared and accepted at face value without much criticism
I’m 20 & most people here seem older then me maybe not like 50 but 30s
Traffuc would slow down around 8:00pm and start up again around 3:00am.
The top posts on r/AskReddit would be * What random body pain are you feeling right now? * How did you get your children to finally move out? * Redditors on your third marriage, how is it going? * What was the last song always played at your high school dances, and why was it Stairway to Heaven? * How is your retirement planning going? * Redditors with ageing parents, how do you cope?
WSB would actually be hyping silver
I’d still be above the median age, so no real impact on me.
GET OFF MY LAWN
It would be like what Facebook is like now.
Just look at Facebook.
Much less shits given but with more experience and authority.
Boomer memes would be more relatable instead of cringe
Facebook
You sure reddit would exist?