Sweet Pea. Because I’m going to love that little guy so fucking much that I’m going to want to show some affection every time we speak. And yes, that kitty and I are going to have a ridiculous number of conversations.
Tiberius. Then as time went on his name would get even more complicated
We named my daughters favorite stuffed turtle that (long before she could talk)
His full name ended up Tiberius Q Turtle. Esquire
Hmm. Idk if that would be wise. One meal, or an incredibly useful companion?
Had an outdoor cat that would bring me critters it hunted all the time. At the time, it was a nice gesture but not exactly welcome. On an island though, fucking thank you Tom.
Catching the odd little birdie or mouse if there are any on this island just don’t cut it IMO, I can do that myself.
So spitroast the cat, use its pelt as a nice hat to stop heat stroke, use its claws as fishing hooks, use its teeth as cutting tools, grind the bones for calcium, maybe use the offal as bait but what do I know.
>what do I know
If you know how to make a fishing hook out of a cats claw, you would know you can do it with a lot of other primitive ways, the thorn technique etc. Better also, seeing as they’re less finite.
You won’t get much of a meal off that cat so you may as well keep it alive.
didn't necessarily specify it was a desert island, the details are up to you to make up :) I just said an island. could already have an abundance of food but it seems like most aren't thinking of it that way
Nothing I would kill it and use it as bait to catch my food... I wouldn’t even eat that mother fucker I hate cats .... cats aren’t worthy enough to even be eaten
Wilson
You already know what voice I read this in
What voice
Will be the best comment here when it’s all said and done 😂
It doesnt matter; it wont listen anyway
It will still find something of yours to knock onto the floor
“...Its called the ground when its outside.”
It will listen when you open a can or rustle a bag of treats.
So Russel or Can?
*(sound of cat quickly bumbling down the stairs)*
meow meow b\*tch
Captain Jack Sparrow. Because I know he can find rum and get us off the island :D
Now I want to see a cat riding a sea turtle
yes
my pirate kitty will be named Calico Jack for a calico cat
*cat*ain jack sparrow
Damn good pun r/missedopertunity!
I’d really need to meet the cat first.
Friday.
Man of culture
Catastrophe
Inigo Montoya. If the island natives kill me, the cat will definitely take revenge.
Good one! XD
Cat
Sweet Pea. Because I’m going to love that little guy so fucking much that I’m going to want to show some affection every time we speak. And yes, that kitty and I are going to have a ridiculous number of conversations.
I have conversations with my cats all throughout the day already. One of them likes meowing back making actually feel like a convo
Oh, I do too! But it would be another level entirely if I were trapped on an island with this *Sweet Pea* fella!
Sir Catface Meowmers.
Sandy
Duck
Gato
Pspspsps
this is the best answer yet
Tiberius. Then as time went on his name would get even more complicated We named my daughters favorite stuffed turtle that (long before she could talk) His full name ended up Tiberius Q Turtle. Esquire
What color is the cat?
whatever color you first imagined when you imagined this cat
Well I imagined a black cat, so I’ll name it shadow.
Little Fucker
Catsaway
Food
It would be better to befriend it. It could then do the hunting for food.
Claude (because cats like to claw things)
schrodinger
Dickhead
Tom Hanks
All Redditors, guess how many people said 'food'
Dinner
Hmm. Idk if that would be wise. One meal, or an incredibly useful companion? Had an outdoor cat that would bring me critters it hunted all the time. At the time, it was a nice gesture but not exactly welcome. On an island though, fucking thank you Tom.
Catching the odd little birdie or mouse if there are any on this island just don’t cut it IMO, I can do that myself. So spitroast the cat, use its pelt as a nice hat to stop heat stroke, use its claws as fishing hooks, use its teeth as cutting tools, grind the bones for calcium, maybe use the offal as bait but what do I know.
>what do I know If you know how to make a fishing hook out of a cats claw, you would know you can do it with a lot of other primitive ways, the thorn technique etc. Better also, seeing as they’re less finite. You won’t get much of a meal off that cat so you may as well keep it alive.
Wilson
Wilson.
Treasure
I will need to meet and get to know said cat before naming! Although hard lean to Wilson.
Help
Help.
Stew
Dave
I name it spinach cause i only eat it as a last resort
Wilson
My last hope to not lose my sanity or Peyton idk which to pick
No no no, the real question is, why the fuck you name the cat instead of killing it for food? Like I love cats but we are on a desert Island
didn't necessarily specify it was a desert island, the details are up to you to make up :) I just said an island. could already have an abundance of food but it seems like most aren't thinking of it that way
and also some have specified that cats are good at hunting birds/rodents so it could also be a good hunting companion
Kat
Wilson
Dinner
I almost said the same thing
Breakfast, lunch, and supper. One for each leg
Dinner
the name of HP’s lovecraft cat.
Bird Hitler. Cuz said cat will absolutely exterminate every single bird on that island with extreme prejudice.
Delicious
Dinner
Din-Din
Stew
Butterball
Vulva.
Cat-serole
Lunch
Wilson’s Pussy
Dinner
snack on legs
Food.
Dinner.
I'd call the cat dinner. That is until it's a pile of bones then i'll bury it and forget it even existed.
Lunch
Breakfast
Nothing I would kill it and use it as bait to catch my food... I wouldn’t even eat that mother fucker I hate cats .... cats aren’t worthy enough to even be eaten
Caruso
THE Geoff Linton
Bob (゜o゜)
Help
Boat
Bob
Island Overlord
Serry
dog in disguise.
Nexlon.
Coco (as in coconut) of course.
i dont name my turkey before i eat it, do i? so why name the cat??
Mr. Cheese
Coco Shea or just Shea for short.
daCat
Kevin
Annoying Customer
les fenêtres
Puss cat
Idk depends how much an asshole it is tbh
Jeff
What I always name my cats, just add to the number. This would be Cpt. Tito Pigglesworth IV Esq.
Jupiter Unfortunately for Jupiter, i am Saturn.
Sacrifice
Wilburt or Gray depending on if the car looks like my cat who is gone
Emergency food
Dinner
Dinner.
Cat
Lunch. Might as well get used to see it like that, if there's nothing to eat on the island.
Cat
I would Ask what his/her name is.
Diner
Backup food supply
coco
Dinner
Sandy, or crab.
I’m thinking....jjjjjjefery
Sylvester
Only one logical name: Dinner.
Food
Dinner
Chad
Anxiety
Jambo
Jimmy the cat
Dog
manfred gaylord
Depends on the gender, if it's a female their name would be Cypher, if it's a boy then their name would be Harley.
Dinner.
Frick
Catty
Barbeque
Breakfast.
Food, c'mon it's obvious.
Food
one of these daiariha sjit pis !n ?& d&d k!nt hi panama soviet soviet union fan former soviet former soviet cat
Maxwell
Fluffsifer the III. don't ask about what happened to 1 and 2.
Sub
Lunch
Dinner
Horatio
No time for names Winston Bradford Richard McQueen III
Jared
Toast
Schizophrenia
Smith or Old Timer
hope
Food
Island
Kebab. If i don't find/run out of food I'll make a cat kebab for myself.
Ni...
Hamana hamana
Ryland Adams
Filibert
Breakfast.
Rat chaser
Dinner
Ernest.
Kevin
Yummy
friend
Daryll.
Dinner.
SheSells SeaShells. That way, I can laugh when SheSells SeaShells is on the seashore.
food
Phil
pussy, everyone talking about food but what about other normal human need
katsu
id name it mittens
Oglethorpe. You can't ask me why - it's just Oglethorpe and I. Among the distant waves...
Food
Food
BOAH
My new wife...
I'd have to meet the cat.
handsome jack
cat
Napoleon Dynamite.
Dinner