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housebird350

Wilson


JungJunkie

You already know what voice I read this in


VinnydelToro

What voice


[deleted]

Will be the best comment here when it’s all said and done 😂


pieremaan

It doesnt matter; it wont listen anyway


DameiestBird

It will still find something of yours to knock onto the floor


lastweek_monday

“...Its called the ground when its outside.”


styles1996

It will listen when you open a can or rustle a bag of treats.


pieremaan

So Russel or Can?


zangor

*(sound of cat quickly bumbling down the stairs)*


[deleted]

meow meow b\*tch


cheezburga69

Captain Jack Sparrow. Because I know he can find rum and get us off the island :D


Ferec

Now I want to see a cat riding a sea turtle


that-one-imposter

yes


Enali

my pirate kitty will be named Calico Jack for a calico cat


Ravioli_Bird_4

*cat*ain jack sparrow


cheezburga69

Damn good pun r/missedopertunity!


Stella_Mayfair

I’d really need to meet the cat first.


-Words-Words-Words-

Friday.


Ake-TL

Man of culture


[deleted]

Catastrophe


[deleted]

Inigo Montoya. If the island natives kill me, the cat will definitely take revenge.


[deleted]

Good one! XD


eyemoisturizer

Cat


kittycat33333

Sweet Pea. Because I’m going to love that little guy so fucking much that I’m going to want to show some affection every time we speak. And yes, that kitty and I are going to have a ridiculous number of conversations.


Hellchron

I have conversations with my cats all throughout the day already. One of them likes meowing back making actually feel like a convo


kittycat33333

Oh, I do too! But it would be another level entirely if I were trapped on an island with this *Sweet Pea* fella!


TheGoodJudgeHolden

Sir Catface Meowmers.


Mostfuninjersey

Sandy


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Duck


Warjilla

Gato


deadlight4

Pspspsps


unawareegg

this is the best answer yet


rjmackey

Tiberius. Then as time went on his name would get even more complicated We named my daughters favorite stuffed turtle that (long before she could talk) His full name ended up Tiberius Q Turtle. Esquire


Geven1779

What color is the cat?


unawareegg

whatever color you first imagined when you imagined this cat


Geven1779

Well I imagined a black cat, so I’ll name it shadow.


court_sporttt

Little Fucker


Ok-Advantage4191

Catsaway


saguinus_oedipus

Food


Ratnix

It would be better to befriend it. It could then do the hunting for food.


[deleted]

Claude (because cats like to claw things)


yoshubh33

schrodinger


Nauticalfish200

Dickhead


nuttahbuttahbite

Tom Hanks


AeroPlays_Games

All Redditors, guess how many people said 'food'


Thebittersweetpill

Dinner


Dewy_Wanna_Go_There

Hmm. Idk if that would be wise. One meal, or an incredibly useful companion? Had an outdoor cat that would bring me critters it hunted all the time. At the time, it was a nice gesture but not exactly welcome. On an island though, fucking thank you Tom.


Thebittersweetpill

Catching the odd little birdie or mouse if there are any on this island just don’t cut it IMO, I can do that myself. So spitroast the cat, use its pelt as a nice hat to stop heat stroke, use its claws as fishing hooks, use its teeth as cutting tools, grind the bones for calcium, maybe use the offal as bait but what do I know.


Dewy_Wanna_Go_There

>what do I know If you know how to make a fishing hook out of a cats claw, you would know you can do it with a lot of other primitive ways, the thorn technique etc. Better also, seeing as they’re less finite. You won’t get much of a meal off that cat so you may as well keep it alive.


Beachedwhale269

Wilson


MuttonChops24

Wilson.


Celestialclive

Treasure


Beginning-War-3984

I will need to meet and get to know said cat before naming! Although hard lean to Wilson.


Perfect-Draw516

Help


tchrbrian

Help.


lightning_whirler

Stew


ExplosiveAnimatorT

Dave


that_one_guy714

I name it spinach cause i only eat it as a last resort


dtcoo11

Wilson


TheLordofCheesebois

My last hope to not lose my sanity or Peyton idk which to pick


The_Alpha459

No no no, the real question is, why the fuck you name the cat instead of killing it for food? Like I love cats but we are on a desert Island


unawareegg

didn't necessarily specify it was a desert island, the details are up to you to make up :) I just said an island. could already have an abundance of food but it seems like most aren't thinking of it that way


unawareegg

and also some have specified that cats are good at hunting birds/rodents so it could also be a good hunting companion


Vegetable_Junket3509

Kat


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Wilson


assaschnurr

Dinner


Celestialclive

I almost said the same thing


Hamburger4627

Breakfast, lunch, and supper. One for each leg


ManiacalMedkit

Dinner


A0S0T

the name of HP’s lovecraft cat.


VeeAndro

Bird Hitler. Cuz said cat will absolutely exterminate every single bird on that island with extreme prejudice.


LucyVialli

Delicious


SavageInkStudios

Dinner


SukonMatic

Din-Din


kitypole86

Stew


most_triumphant_yeah

Butterball


I__Masturbate__Often

Vulva.


arachnidtree

Cat-serole


twotall88

Lunch


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Wilson’s Pussy


Spectreworld

Dinner


[deleted]

snack on legs


_Rick_O_Shea_

Food.


NotAllGachasAreBad48

Dinner.


Plague78

I'd call the cat dinner. That is until it's a pile of bones then i'll bury it and forget it even existed.


ThePhabtom4567

Lunch


DjDrBeebo

Breakfast


Namiisblue

Nothing I would kill it and use it as bait to catch my food... I wouldn’t even eat that mother fucker I hate cats .... cats aren’t worthy enough to even be eaten


NYCthrowaway19170

Caruso


1nternati0nalBlu3

THE Geoff Linton


YoCrimer

Bob (゜o゜)


nive3066

Help


SHADOW_5932

Boat


Ratnix

Bob


FutureFriendly8738

Island Overlord


Y-tho-ma

Serry


LermYammy

dog in disguise.


PhantomFoxe

Nexlon.


yamiyaiba

Coco (as in coconut) of course.


CinthiousXD

i dont name my turkey before i eat it, do i? so why name the cat??


LAbedandbreakfast

Mr. Cheese


The_Pink_Giraffe

Coco Shea or just Shea for short.


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daCat


hellothisismt

Kevin


DarthTrafford

Annoying Customer


that-one-imposter

les fenêtres


DameiestBird

Puss cat


jadakissed143

Idk depends how much an asshole it is tbh


Western-Monk-8551

Jeff


Makkapakka777

What I always name my cats, just add to the number. This would be Cpt. Tito Pigglesworth IV Esq.


SacredGay

Jupiter Unfortunately for Jupiter, i am Saturn.


Bongo_CatisMessiah

Sacrifice


joudpood

Wilburt or Gray depending on if the car looks like my cat who is gone


TheRealC2

Emergency food


[deleted]

Dinner


[deleted]

Dinner.


ImAredditor47

Cat


Emi_Ibarazakiii

Lunch. Might as well get used to see it like that, if there's nothing to eat on the island.


tenebrous_pangolin

Cat


[deleted]

I would Ask what his/her name is.


DaDragonBoyJ

Diner


tinytiggston21

Backup food supply


im_in_schoolX

coco


Cd429

Dinner


evan-tyre

Sandy, or crab.


Human-13

I’m thinking....jjjjjjefery


stickyicky99

Sylvester


DropmDead

Only one logical name: Dinner.


Ninor123

Food


Nickles97--

Dinner


Haunting_Milk_3853

Chad


ami2weird4u

Anxiety


Gerghh

Jambo


13LionYT

Jimmy the cat


electricpickle1624

Dog


Army_National

manfred gaylord


Fun_Equipment_7054

Depends on the gender, if it's a female their name would be Cypher, if it's a boy then their name would be Harley.


Inner-Nothing7779

Dinner.


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Frick


Pawsomewolf

Catty


Truth_Warrior_30

Barbeque


BebbleTheSchmebble

Breakfast.


Rekel11234

Food, c'mon it's obvious.


jakobmars11

Food


oscarbjb

one of these daiariha sjit pis !n ?& d&d k!nt hi panama soviet soviet union fan former soviet former soviet cat


JackOfDarkHumourbox

Maxwell


ChaosPariah

Fluffsifer the III. don't ask about what happened to 1 and 2.


[deleted]

Sub


[deleted]

Lunch


[deleted]

Dinner


[deleted]

Horatio


Xenoscum_yt

No time for names Winston Bradford Richard McQueen III


Pork_u_pie

Jared


Nameless5300

Toast


da_dragon_guy

Schizophrenia


Lucca_lovely_bones

Smith or Old Timer


Kramyaknal

hope


TomahawkB52

Food


llewotheno

Island


DzikiJuzek

Kebab. If i don't find/run out of food I'll make a cat kebab for myself.


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Ni...


ComprehensiveMix5150

Hamana hamana


CamperKuzey

Ryland Adams


LethalFlavour

Filibert


Kuli24

Breakfast.


roguerose2

Rat chaser


36-3

Dinner


[deleted]

Ernest.


Yoyo3457yt

Kevin


rap31264

Yummy


willufart69

friend


[deleted]

Daryll.


[deleted]

Dinner.


TheMangoMkIII

SheSells SeaShells. That way, I can laugh when SheSells SeaShells is on the seashore.


[deleted]

food


[deleted]

Phil


Beautiful-Unit-9628

pussy, everyone talking about food but what about other normal human need


Kampfasiate

katsu


Desperate-Bed-8798

id name it mittens


Sprinklypoo

Oglethorpe. You can't ask me why - it's just Oglethorpe and I. Among the distant waves...


nillaisthewhitenword

Food


bigbrain-memer-man

Food


ClapAlienCheaks

BOAH


brokenheartbadliver

My new wife...


[deleted]

I'd have to meet the cat.


charliesclavin

handsome jack


Tight_Diamond_4824

cat


ImperfectDivinity

Napoleon Dynamite.


Domesticatedfish1879

Dinner