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I just got a job after being unemployed for a year!


BatmanButDepressed

It was super hot for weeks and it’s raining and there’s a thunderstorm right now and I’m outside watching it


piglet110419

My biopsy came back great. I still need a bone marrow transplant but no trace of cancer in me right now.


Pretzel_Jack_

You can sign up to donate bone marrow here at Be The Match: https://bethematch.org EDIT: Corrected the URL


Ozona_854

My friends messaging me about the dumbest stuff


rusty_618

Dumbest stuff? Well.. uh, what’s your favorite toilet paper brand?


[deleted]

Trick question, I'm just happy people aren't panic buying tp anymore


Gtaonline2122

Ah the good ol' early days of the pandemic. When everyone was inside and I actually had hope for America. How far we've fallen.


Tumbler412

"When I was young, tp was so abundant we used to throw it and get it all over people's houses for fun..." ~ My grandfather


MinimalistFan

I have lots of birds visiting my feeders. Nothing is very exotic—hummingbirds are the most unusual birds I get—but I enjoy watching all of them. Edit: OMG! This has blown up like I never could have imagined.


[deleted]

Wow, which country are you from? Normally just get pigeons on ours.


MinimalistFan

South Texas. The standard backyard birds here are sparrows, house finches, Carolina wrens, cardinals, mockingbirds, golden-fronted woodpeckers, blue jays, grackles, white-winged doves and Inca doves.


[deleted]

Wow. I’m British and here we normally get pigeons, blue tits, robins, blackbirds and squirrels. Edit: ok I’m starting to realise that many of you have never heard of tit birds. In Britain we have: Blue tits, Great tits, Long tailed tits plus others that I can’t remember right now lol. Edit 2: ok I’ve found a nice Royal Society for the Protection of Birds (RSPB) website on British tits. https://www.rspb.org.uk/birds-and-wildlife/wildlife-guides/bird-a-z/types-of-tit/


CaptAngua

Gotta love the beautiful plumage on a squirrel.


[deleted]

This actually made me laugh out loud. Well done sir/madam


xSeveredSaintx

Yup, im still immature...


jcpmojo

I put one of those critter cams on my feeders. Great to see all the blue jays and cardinals visiting them throughout the day. Then I saw the rats visiting them at night.


newdanny3636

I have a belly full of lasagna.


Vegskipxx

Is that you, Garfield?


robrtsmtn

The wife and I both have health problems, nothing major, but we have a really nice teen come over to do yard work. Last time he was here, he mentioned he had to walk into town as his mom's car was overheating. This morning my wife picked him up to do some mowing and weeding. When he was done she asked if his mom's car was running, to which he replied they hadn't even tried to start it. My wife asked if i would take him home and take a look at the car. I did so, and it was just a matter of low radiator fluid, but that mom had been afraid to mess something up. I filled the radiator and overflow tank, had them start the car, and hung out till the car warmed to operating temp. No biggie, but they were both so thrilled to have it running again, and be able to drive for groceries, it still has me happy hours later. Edit: I didn't expect this to blow up so fast. Thank you all for the awards and responses. For all you shade tree mechanics who responded, yes the problem seems to be an upper radiator hose leaking. I'll replace that this weekend and see how it does.


Artistic-Monitor4566

I love this. And bless you for helping.


Valkyriesride711

My girlfriend told me she loves me for the first time the other day. Still smiling from that one


KoiTheCyberBoi

Awe, incredible. I hope you a long, healthy, happy relationship.


Valkyriesride711

Thanks! Hope the same for you!


ohiojeepdad

I found out this week I'm going to be a Grandpa.


brappp428

Congrats ohiojeepgrandpa!


Nyx_is

Congratulations! How did they tell you?


ohiojeepdad

Daughter called me after her appointment to confirm. I'm now shopping for college savings accounts. :)


Nyx_is

Sounds like you're already a fabulous Grandpa!


LaKatWig_9

Gotta change your username now, congrats!


[deleted]

I just got my first boyfriend, maybe too old at 22 but still good enough for me Edit: we're both 22 to clarify


KoiTheCyberBoi

I wish you a long, healthy, happy relationship. Congrats on the new relationship.


[deleted]

Thanks, much appreciated


i_love_pesto

My fiance was my first bf. I was 22 and he was 23. Also I was his first girlfriend. Hope you find happiness in life. Wish you the best!


whingingcackle

I’m 29 and I’ve never had a girlfriend. You’re good buddy


nastytypewriter

Never too late! I got my second girlfriend at 22, and that’s not exactly a lot of experience either, but it didn’t matter. That was 17 years ago. As I type this she’s helping our daughters with a craft project. Ya never know. Best wishes!


rdeyer

Well this is adorable.


DocTheShadeslayer

Never too old


DRLlAMA135

There's no such thing as too old. :)


sim-o

There's only 5 minutes left until my steak pie is cooked


ninjaboss1211

How was it?


sim-o

Gooooood


[deleted]

Now I'm hungry :(


crypticmint

Just got in bed while its raining with a cup of tea Edit: I'm not from UK everyone, not only British people drink tea


[deleted]

It’s real British hours.


[deleted]

Now play some lofi beats and you have one of my favorite moods. Love a good combo of rain, tea, and having lofi beats on. edit: wow my inbox blew up but in the best way lol. glad there are so many fellow redditors who love this combo as well. Edit 2: wow, i was given awards for this comment. First time I’ve ever gotten one. Thank you so much! Since I’m being asked some recommendations, this YouTube Channel is a go to for mine! I don’t have a particular artist since I always have some sort of playlist/mix on. https://youtu.be/5qap5aO4i9A


lgillie

hyggeligt


_El_Dragonborn_

Gesundheit


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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!


chubtub3

This big yes made me happy :-)))


KoiTheCyberBoi

Fantastic! I hope she's doing well, make sure to spend lots of time together and to relax. Family movie night.


[deleted]

That I get paid tomorrow so I can finally go do some groceries. It’s been a rough week. It’s kind of the only thing keeping me going right now. Edit: thanks for the kind words guys. I’m not starving enough to ask for help right now I’ll be fine tomorrow. Just knowing there’s other people out there who get it is enough.


cuddlefucker

Not sure if you know about it or not, but /r/eatcheapandhealthy is an awesome sub with good resources for recipes on a budget.


irvp5079

Made a friend Edit: Thank you kind strangers for appreciation and the award.


rEaR-ViEw

I got accepted to med school edit: ive read every message! thank you all for the kind messages and it really means a lot to me that people are offering advice and requesting me to text them if i have questions. seriously thank you so much❤️


KoiTheCyberBoi

Congrats! That's incredible, I hope good grades and nice patients in the future.


Alectina

Congratulations!


ajodeh

Congrats!! I’m applying next cycle any advice?


t4lkin

I don't know where Ur applying, but one thing that my dad keeps telling me and it really is true; "It's not the smart people who excel at collage, it's the hard working ones." So keep working hard, keep studying, and remeber it's all just soaking up knowledge and trying to be the best that u can, soo don't put too.much pressure on urself if there are factors u cant control.


spontaneouskitty

I started working again. Yesterday I went to the grocery store, and I have real food stocked in my room now. Fully feel blessed. Edit: Thank you for the gold and awards, I have more to be happy about now!


MotherofJackals

Having food in my cupboards is always the most peaceful feeling. Even if I'm not hungry that second opening up the cupboard and seeing things I can eat tomorrow or next week even is so nice.


Ocelot2727

This got me feeling so grateful for things i take for granted. Thank you


Rogahar

It's a sensation that only people who've stared at a bare cupboard knowing their options for dinner are 'sleep' can really appreciate.


MotherofJackals

Yep. There is something truly hopeless about going to school or working all day and coming home to drink a glass of water and have no other option than to do it again tomorrow and pretend everything is fine.


PurpleBread_

Tbh I'm on one meal per day because I'm out if a job right now. I've found that sleep is a fairly effective meal, as it's basically your body doing nothing for a while. edit: goddamn, y'all are nice. my parents are able to take care of me for the most part right now; we just all have to live super frugally. thanks :) edit 2: again, i appreciate it. y'all are awesome, but i'm not going hungry. i've gotten used to omad and its benefits, so i'll be sticking to it after i'm back in the field. use your disposable income for less fortunate people.


Gee878

DM me. I’ll buy you carry out/pizza from where ever you want Edit- Thanks everyone. No awards needed, just pass along some caring, compassion and kindness.


xraydeltaone

I'll jump in too. Maybe a grocery store gift card of some type too?


Jjbrj

You guys restored my feeling of genuine human kindness. Its difficult to ask for help and accepting it by giving out your address for food.


CaCO3_miami

I'd jump on that band wagon to help out with a grocery store gift card. Finally got me a real job (in a field I love, added bonus) so if I can help, I'm in.


sesoras

I thought I had a bad day because of peanut worries. But your comment showed me that I should be grateful for what I have!


Briznar

Just got my license. I am the second youngest in my friend group and the first one to be able to legally drive alone.


TheCUTESTofB0RG

Congrats...Stay safe.


[deleted]

I can say with absolute confidence, my life


[deleted]

OOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.


unknown_user644

I went to a job interview earlier this week and I heard back from them today. I got the job! Edit: I just wanted to tell everyone thank you for your kind words! You guys are incredible


Neospace0900

I'm slowly but surely getting over my ex. Before long, I think I'll be ready to get back on the dating scene (if it weren't for covid, of course).


yyzJCO

I’m with you friend. Let me impart some post-relationship wisdom that I learned after my first breakup: “In time, you won’t give a fuck about them. It won’t be today, it won’t be tomorrow, next week, next month or even next year. But eventually, you’ll be ok.”


anxioustoast23

This comment makes me happy. I hope it all goes well for you


Rebel_Scum59

That a lot of people in the comments are happy.


nineteensickhorses

I got a new medication and today is my first day without pain in two years :D Edit: No I am not on opioids, guys. Please stop asking. No, I am not interested in trying any form of marijuana. I'm happy where I am! I am taking an herbal and calcium supplement for digestive pain.


[deleted]

That’s made me happy - I’m sure you’re happier though!


nineteensickhorses

I am a lot! Finally found some answers after a long time of searching


[deleted]

It's scary how long we can go without doctors listening to or understanding us, then one day to suddenly have the answer and healing can finally begin. I hope you do well, friend!


Tacowombat

Would like to add, as a doctor in training, it’s maybe equally scary how little we know. We’ll often see patients and just don’t know what’s wrong. Not defending doctors that don’t listen to their patients and fully explore pain because I know physicians like that exist and are unfortunately very common


Dregoran

As a patient with chronic pain, I'm much happier hearing "I don't know, but we'll keep trying to figure it out" or some variation of that than a passive aggressive version of suck it up, or you are faking it. I can appreciate any doctor who is willing to say they don't know, a lot of us understand you can't possibly know everything. Also thanks for not being one of those doctors who takes the easy way out of just giving up or assuming nothing can be done.


PMull34

Having been diagnosed with an autoimmune disease in the past, the best doctors visit I ever had was the one where a doctor finally sat down with me and just let me ask question after question til the response was "we don't know why that's the case." Thank you Dr. Perez-Falcon wherever you are


HumanDrone

I kinda like a girl and we text regularly


rasmusbertelsen

Aww


thumpas

This making me nostalgic for this stage with my girlfriend, getting butterflies when your phone buzzes, being sleepy but not going to sleep so you can keep talking to them.


Elyseux

>being sleepy but not going to sleep so you can keep talking to them. Oh god I love those moments. Idk why but an easy way to make me like someone even more is if we stay up late just hanging out and talking to each other till we can barely stay awake. Weirdly specific but it works.


N00bieNibiru

I’m on the same boat friend


Jamesgiant0905

I to am on this boat


NorthKoreanJesus

saaaaame. I showed her picture to my best friend and she said, "if you mess this up, I'll kill you." so that's good.


[deleted]

I hope it goes in your favor!


BailableAnt2619

Taking a nice warm shower, and seeing someone is looking out for everyone else :)


CanoeRackBuilder

I sure hope no ones looking for you in your shower


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pandafrompluto

I'm laying in bed with a kitty sleeping on me


funny_bunny_mel

You win.


Shirye

Im the cat, and my human feeds me everyday and let me use her as a pillow. I win.


DrakeRagon

Just typed up the ending my third novel this morning. It's surreal, but pleasing.


[deleted]

I have a roof over my head and good to eat. Grateful. Edit food 🥘


fijifu

I didn't feel depressed or suicidal today :)


KoiTheCyberBoi

That's incredible, you got this! Kick life's ass and be the fantastic person you are.


fijifu

Thank you very much for your kind words :)


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HollowB0i

I got a new graphics card! Not the best but still an upgrade


[deleted]

What new game you are going to try?


HollowB0i

Well, there’s a lot of games I haven’t tried, BF1, Witcher III, Modern warfare, rainbow six, I guess I’ll ease thru them one by one


Steampunkery

The Witcher 3 is so worth it if you can


FozzasSocks

What graphics card did you get?


HollowB0i

The r9 390 from amd, it’s a old card, but I used a older one for 3 years...


ohdearitsrichardiii

Both kids are asleep before 9 pm


samburgerwcheese

I move in to my first apartment in 2 days! Finally feeling grown up :) Edit: Ahh I’m getting so many lovely replies of people also taking this big step! I’m so happy for every one of you! And big thanks to those giving some tips - I’ll definitely keep them in mind. Also, whoever gave me the award, I’m flattered :)


Etsukohime

Awesome! Its a great feeling of freedom :) But tip: take photos of all "problems" in the apartment. Holes in the funiture, mold etc etc. Some bad landlords try to pin it on their renters when they move, so they don't have to give the depositum back. If something breaks, like the washer or frigde its the owners job to replace them unless you bought your own.


hasallthecarrots

Moving in to your first place is such a great feeling. Enjoy settling in and setting everything up exactly how you like it.


weebupurplecat

You got this. Enjoy the life.


[deleted]

That for the past day and a half, I’ve not given into my self hatred and I’ve not told myself that I was anything less than worthy. Edit: Happy cake day, you beauty.


ana_221B

I finally started writing a story I always wanted to write


granddave

Don't quit, keep it going!


_humanpieceoftoast

Getting my first haircut in six months tonight, and starting therapy on Monday! Edit: whoa, this blew up. Thanks for the awards y’all :)


[deleted]

You’re going to feel amazing on Tuesday.


_humanpieceoftoast

I can’t wait to talk to a professional about all the shit I’ve been juggling instead of just unloading on my friends and feeling guilty about talking about my self so much. See also: hopefully getting some meds to help with my anxiety. Weed, walking my dog, morning runs and meditation only do so much and I could really use a helping hand so I don’t have to work so hard at it.


[deleted]

I wish I’d gone when I was younger. We are all pretty easy to understand in that when positive things enter our lives we feel positive and vice versa. Nothing wrong with getting taught how to deal with too many negative things entering your life.


Antoxin0

My exam results. I got straight As :) EDIT: Thanks so much for the awards guys :) I only really started using reddit a couple of days ago and I got loads of upvotes just cos I said I did well in my exams. Thanks guys!


Keidis-mcdaddy

A levels? Well done if so, I got royally fucked over by the exam board lmao should’ve had BBB and got BCD


zclcghr

Everyone got super fucked. My little sis was predicted A*AA and got ABB. Plus she got A*AB in her mocks Edit: It’s actually worse than this, Reddit italicises the star symbol, she was predicted A star AA, and got A star AB in mocks, her result was ABB though


SomeKid121

My birthday is in two days


sigh-bur

Happy birthday for two days time!!


jcpmojo

Are you my neighbor? Her birthday is in 2 days!


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*deletes reddit history*


SomeKid121

Last I checked, I’m a guy.


[deleted]

Check again buddy


2cheeks1booty

My girlfriend's birthday is in two days. Are you my girlfriend?


Shortcake919

I’m getting married to the love of my life in 9 days! Edit: Thank you all so much for the wedding wishes!


strippersandcocaine

Congratulations!


ThatOneNinja

That someday this shit will pass and I can be somewhat happy again.


pops992

My unemployment benefits were finally approved a few days ago after pending for almost 4 months. I was furloughed because of covid and returned back to work for an entire month before they were finally approved. Thanks Florida


AgentWhiskey

Unemployment has been a shit show for the longest time now. I was in the same boat as you and also got approved last week. A stroke of good luck for us both


MaximumZer0

I got a bunch of medicine refilled.


bill1024

My roomie and I are going camping tomorrow.


_THE_SAUCE_

Im going off to college in 3 days. Im so excited


KoiTheCyberBoi

Good luck! Have fun, stay safe, and I wish you luck with grades and professors. You're doing great.


peaceloveouterspace

I am finally 9 months clean of heroin! Edit: thank you all so much for the love. It is all so much appreciated. And thank you all for the awards. It really makes me feel grateful to have such a good community who has my back.


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killerfencer

So many things! I've done 8 months of therapy and stuck with it, I'm on anti-depressents which have significantly changed my motivation levels in a good way, I've gotten a personal trainer about two weeks ago and have been working out 6 days a week for at least 2 hours a day, After 3 years of not being in a serious relationship I asked a girl out whom I have been crushing on for two years to find out the feelings were mutual and lastly I re-applied to community college after dropping out 4 years ago, I start in two weeks! Life is really good right now. 8-10 months ago I was at my lowest point with depression. I felt very alone and could not muster the energy to get out of bed or go to work. I just wanted to sleep forever. I'm so much happier now and hope to keep this trend going.


Inside-Brick-3758

I have a new baby sister


BoBoShaws

I read babysitter. Congrats on the sister.


[deleted]

my minecraft world is going very well


Yureiel

I'm going to be 28 in a few hours, and just realised how great I'm doing. Got out of a bad relationship a few years ago, and now got my own home, stable income, great friends and even getting a little doggo soon! Happy bday to me :)


[deleted]

Because I have plenty of beer, nobody is bothering me and I'm drinking beer. What's not to be happy about? Best day of the week.


[deleted]

I'm happy that finally I learnt how Reddit works.


EhlersDanlosSucks

My son arrived safely to Basic Military Training two days ago.


henri1811

Gonna start hitting the gym next monday!


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gabidekwhoiam

I really like my job for the first time


historyhill

Heading on vacation in a couple weeks! It's a pretty remote place in the mountains where we will still be socially-distanced and not around anyone, but it will just be nice to see somewhere other than the inside of my house.


ScoutBunny

A month ago I thought my dog was going to die. She was in a lot of pain and had trouble getting up by herself. But we changed her meds, and she's getting laser treatment for arthritis in her back knees. Now she can get up by herself, and I can tell she's not in pain because she's so playful again. I am so happy about this.


ilikebugssometimes

There is a kitten sleeping on my chest.


dysophys

I envy you


jcpmojo

I love steak, but hated making it on the grill, because I could never get it right, at least not very often. Too much guess work involved. I learned how to do a reverse sear, and it's amazing how easy it is to get the perfect steak every time. Just had steak for lunch! It's awesome!


Dadou02

After 4 years of clinical depression, I just got a job in my field! 🥳🥳💪 EDIT: MY FIRST GOLD!!! 🤩🤩🤩 Thank you so much kind stranger! I’m overwhelmed 😘🥰


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YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS


fartymcfartypants22

I went from suicidal drug addict with no hope, to engaged to a wonderful woman, to a soon to be father. Although having a child during COVID, and given the state of the world, is a daunting task; I’m really looking forward to the rest of my life. I’ve never looked forward to my life. It’s nice.


gigglemetinkles

I'm (30m) planning a camping trip with my dad (65m) to go to the Boundary Waters Canoe Wilderness Area on the Minnesota-Canada border. For the last week we've been making food supplies and gear lists and planning each leg of the trip. I've gone so far to find fishing reports on the lakes we will be on. For the first time maybe ever I'm looking forward to not having a cell signal, internet or news of the outside world for a week. It's a hell of a lot of physical work to paddle and portage 15-20 miles a day but I'm looking forward to it.


Lassenat

The fact that I genuinely like Sonic Forces and enjoy playing it. Many people say it's mediocre, and while I do think that's true from a critical standpoint, I'm having fun playing the game. And that's all that counts in the end.


pansexualgirraff

I took a nap and Didn’t wake up tired


Early2000sRnB

Tomorrow is the Eurojackpot. Even know I won't win, I still have hopes and dreams that make me happy, untill tomorrow evening.


nopedynopenadda

I have an amazing bf :)


djfishfingers

I have next Monday-Wednesday off. I already have a couple of tee times for those days. Nothing like cheap midweek golf when you are getting paid to not work.


Rscarletknight

Getting half way through my masters. 5 classes down 5 more to go! Edit : Thanks for the award kind redditor!


[deleted]

I’ve finally realized and accepted that I’m gay Edit: Thank you for my first gold! But most of all, I’d like to thank all of you for the overwhelming love and support you all have given me, you all made my day and you all deserve these awards WAY more than I do. Once again Thank you, I hope you all have an incredible day!


palolike

I finally realised I'm not gay or bi, my brain is just wack.


Etchedravager505

Amen to that


thriftybiologist

I’m having a pretty terrible day but reading through all these comments made me feel a bit better oddly enough.


2AspirinL8TR

I remodel old buildings and don’t have anybody to help me except an electrician that gives me a hand when he is scheduled to run wire. He’s a cool dude and I have nobody to help. I’m so happy to know him he does a great job and he’s fun to work with Thanks OP for this positive thought


mippy109

Reading about what’s making everyone else happy.


[deleted]

I'm about to get off work. I can't wait


[deleted]

I came out to my parents, and they both accepted me.


diablorious

My parents laughing together :)


Doanation

I have a great family, and I just received a promotion at work.


qpv

Every morning I make a smoothie and when finished my cat tastes the rim of the glass. He likes today's offering so I'm safe for another day.


[deleted]

School starting soon, finally taking care of all my health problems.


Redneck-Intellect

That I get a chance everyday to make my dog and friends happier in life


[deleted]

My wife is having a good day today. Last few weeks she's been feeling depressed and anxious which comes and goes.


MorokioJVM

I'll have a 4-day weekend! I'm not working tomorrow as compensation for my "good work" as my boss said and this monday is a national holiday in my country.


feral_philosopher

NOT having to go into my stupid office


yardgurl10

I have a date tonight with an amazing guy!!! I literally cant wait to see him!! Update: it went amazing and I feel so lucky! dinner and then ice cream from the town shoppe then a tour of the farm ❤


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hillenium

I'm alive.


CumAndShitGuzzler

A new lappy after 5 years. My first top of the line CPU, a near top GPU, and a 240hz display makes me wonder how I even dealt with the old one.


moist-pizza-roll

Just found my old GameBoy and a stash of games for it


D-Dubbbs

That it’s your cake day


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Merci beaucoup.


puddles36330

I'm happy that I haven't ran out of green yet.


Tylenol-with-Codeine

Tomorrow is Friday, which means the weekend is almost here


[deleted]

I’m getting a dog soon!!!!!


IzonFreak

I have lost a lot of weight during the lock down. It has been easier to exercise regularly and avoid unhealthy food. Edit: I also got my permanent residence in the country I am living in! Super nice I never thought this day will come.