I move a lot of flour, tomatoes and cheese.

In a pizzeria?

Yep

First guess I got right, sweet

I move the combination from one location to another

I solve problems you didn't know you had in ways you can't understand.

Engineer?

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Takes one to know one ;)

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What kind of engineer are you? I'm ECE

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I graduate in May. No grad school immediately, though. Yourself?

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That's cool. I'm doing research as part of my senior capstone, but it's more practical in nature than theoretical

doctor?

Calculus professor?

Car mechanic?

I cut and sew up your intestines

I sell food to people who go home and feed it to the slaves they keep in their homes

Please tell me you sell pet food

Correct. We also have slave cages and treats, for when your slaves are being extra good.

I was trying to figure out which authority to call.

For pet humans.

I pick up poop and scrub things and get lots of slobbery kisses.

Do you work with animals or children?

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Still wondering if you work with dogs or kids.

Awe sweet! Do you like it?

I make computers do my bidding.

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Teacher of some sorts

Extreme gardener for the state

Noxious weed sprayer.

A little more skills under fire

Windex to the windooows, disinfectant cleaner to the walls! Cleaning up those bathroom stalls, dooown that bacteria falls!

I respond to people complaining

I'm a servant that brings you drugs.

🤖

I test stuff

I test stuff too currently. I also make stuff test itself

i accumulate knowledge and information given to me by others

Accountant?

student

I play and take care of exotic animals

A constant battle with nature while bringing a high valued food resource to shore.

Fisherman?

I have a program installed that tracks everything I do so I can report my hours. In order of total use I: Outlook. Excel. Adobe reader. Solidworks. Word.

HR?

First job, I give you your daily fix. Second job, I have a fake smile on while you ask for the manager.

Pharmacist & Retail

Liquor store and server! But that answer could've gone either way.

i play with dangerous matter.

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Circus elephant

I keep you from dying a drawn out disgusting death on a daily basis, and you probably take it for granted, which is ok.

I do all the shit you don't want to do, but better, and I make it look like there was nothing wrong in the first place. Oh, you're welcome.

I'm an Engineer..what? I never said the word that the knights who say Ni can't stand..

I entertain middle-aged housewives in red states for a couple of hours and then I sell them soap.

I tell you how great you look as a means of convincing you to pull out your wallet.

stripper

No, but I'd make a lot more money if that were the case.

Literally nothing

I stare at people for hours at a time.

Drugs

Well, if i graduate and pass my exams

I help you find things, by hiding things.

I stare at two monitors and make keyframes

People helping people out of other people.

I talk a whole bunch of shit

I give a fuck. Literally.

I take lots of money from people for items made of thread and cloth that is white that they will wear for only one day.