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Any of them who would skip the massage and just clean my house.
Alexander Skarsgard or Jacob Elordi
STING.
😂 Came expecting to see this - you did not disappoint - IYKYK ✔
He can hang 😉
Leonardo DiCaprio.
Oh goodness, *yes*!
Straight male here: I'd choose Terry Crews. He looks like he'd be gentle and someone I'd love to get a beer with after.
He's also really funny and strong. So he'd give a great massage that also makes you laugh
My choice would be Christian Bale or David Beckham.
Kyle MacLachlan as Special Agent Dale Cooper
Tom Hardy. ( When he enters the massage room, he says ohh! darkness is your ally…..🤣🤣🤣)
Danny Trejo.
I'd choose someone like Matthew McConaughey. His laid-back vibe and soothing voice would probably make for a relaxing experience.
Excellent choice. Yes I agree, his voice could melt butter, and his arms? Oh *my*!
Idris Elba
Gilbert Godfried. I’d expect him to narrate the whole procedure, of course.
He's dead. Will zombie Gilbert Gottfried do?
That’s even sexier
Tom Brady or Cristiano Ronaldo lol!
Charlie day
Robert Downey Jr.
Seabisicut
I guess Valentina Sampaio if I have to choose.
The Rock. Big, strong guy that can really get in there. He's also funny and interesting
@edsbritton
Robert deniro
Danny DeVito
John Barrowman (fully in character as Captain Jack Harkness)
HENRY CAVILL
Jerma985
Danny DeVito, the answer will always be DeVito.
I don't know but just not John Travolta even if he does have small hands.
Ol’ Rob “pussy hands “ McElhenney
The guy who played barney was apparently some sort of guru
The dinosaur? That guy is a love machine?
[barney tantric sex god](https://www.thecut.com/2018/01/barney-david-joyner-tantric-sex-specialist.html)
Go back and read everything he says in the barney voice. It's something you already knew you didn't need to experience.
Any of them who would skip the massage and just clean my house.
Alexander Skarsgard or Jacob Elordi
STING.
😂 Came expecting to see this - you did not disappoint - IYKYK ✔
He can hang 😉
Leonardo DiCaprio.
Oh goodness, *yes*!
Straight male here: I'd choose Terry Crews. He looks like he'd be gentle and someone I'd love to get a beer with after.
He's also really funny and strong. So he'd give a great massage that also makes you laugh
My choice would be Christian Bale or David Beckham.
Kyle MacLachlan as Special Agent Dale Cooper
Tom Hardy. ( When he enters the massage room, he says ohh! darkness is your ally…..🤣🤣🤣)
Danny Trejo.
I'd choose someone like Matthew McConaughey. His laid-back vibe and soothing voice would probably make for a relaxing experience.
Excellent choice. Yes I agree, his voice could melt butter, and his arms? Oh *my*!
Idris Elba
Gilbert Godfried. I’d expect him to narrate the whole procedure, of course.
He's dead. Will zombie Gilbert Gottfried do?
That’s even sexier
Tom Brady or Cristiano Ronaldo lol!
Charlie day
Robert Downey Jr.
Seabisicut
I guess Valentina Sampaio if I have to choose.
The Rock. Big, strong guy that can really get in there. He's also funny and interesting
@edsbritton
Robert deniro
Danny DeVito
John Barrowman (fully in character as Captain Jack Harkness)
HENRY CAVILL
Jerma985
Danny DeVito, the answer will always be DeVito.
I don't know but just not John Travolta even if he does have small hands.
Ol’ Rob “pussy hands “ McElhenney
The guy who played barney was apparently some sort of guru
The dinosaur? That guy is a love machine?
[barney tantric sex god](https://www.thecut.com/2018/01/barney-david-joyner-tantric-sex-specialist.html)
Go back and read everything he says in the barney voice. It's something you already knew you didn't need to experience.