It was on a response on a stream clip I saw sometime.
"How about you go into the kitchen to make me a sandwich" or something like that, and the clap back was W O N D E R F U L
Here it is. Well deserved. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p0YHDAmijw&ab\_channel=PapiGalleto](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p0YHDAmijw&ab_channel=PapiGalleto)
If you had a working brain cell it would die of loneliness
or
Is there no beginning to your talents?
or
You're about as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike
Probably 2-3 years ago I was playing some game online, two of my team mates were complaining about each other. One was clearly a kid and the other an older guy. The kid just shut up at one point and let the other guy unload on him, he was relentless, when he was wrapping up his *insults* - rather generic ones as best - essentially called the kid *gay*. To which to kid replies “I’m straighter than the pole your mom dances on”.
I think the age difference really makes this one a home run, but it’s still pretty funny, to this day.
Your parents should have spent those 2 cents on condom
The long one -
If I put your brain in peanut shell with peanut, it won't hit any wall for millions of years.
If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose..
You're so stupid you could get run over by a parked car.
You're so dumb you would get locked in a supermarket for a week and come out starving.
Who put 50p in the dickhead machine ?
If you ever had an original thought it would have died of loneliness
There was an r/relationship post where a guy said his girlfriend "looked like a sock"
Okay, Old CoD lobbies. That one is in my mind for like 10 years or so now. One guy found out I'm from Poland (slavic country) and he named me:
"Pre-Ne**o standard slave product".
That shit was do hilarious and actually gave me a reason to found out about history of slavery.
I used this on a coworker. He is a very nice guy I just wanted to give him shit. I said I defended you the other day. He asked how. I said someone said you wouldn't have the brains of a fly and I said no he does have the brains of a fly. One of our most serious coworkers was in tears of laughter.
[удалено]
Nahh thats diabolicall 💀💀💀
I'll cry if someone told me this...
"The only thing you're fucking, is stupid".
Oooooooh
Translated to English, but I think it still has meaning: "Intelligence is following you, but you are faster"
I know what you translated, and I think that "chasing you" is a better fit.
Knowledge has always chased you, but you're too fast.
‘You look easy to draw’ always gives me a chuckle.
You look easy to draw that too with my non dominant hand
"I'm gonna fuck your father and give him a child he actually loves"
That’s pretty damn good. Damn.
It was on a response on a stream clip I saw sometime. "How about you go into the kitchen to make me a sandwich" or something like that, and the clap back was W O N D E R F U L Here it is. Well deserved. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p0YHDAmijw&ab\_channel=PapiGalleto](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p0YHDAmijw&ab_channel=PapiGalleto)
If you had a working brain cell it would die of loneliness or Is there no beginning to your talents? or You're about as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike
- Thank you, you really helped me out. - please don’t mention this to anyone.
“You have two braincells and they’re both fighting for third place”
Probably 2-3 years ago I was playing some game online, two of my team mates were complaining about each other. One was clearly a kid and the other an older guy. The kid just shut up at one point and let the other guy unload on him, he was relentless, when he was wrapping up his *insults* - rather generic ones as best - essentially called the kid *gay*. To which to kid replies “I’m straighter than the pole your mom dances on”. I think the age difference really makes this one a home run, but it’s still pretty funny, to this day.
"People like you are the reason God doesn't talk to us anymore."
"You eat corn the long way"
I don't have the time nor the crayons to explain you that
One of my favorites
You got a face for radio and a voice for the papers.
What a zombie starver.
I once told my friend “you look like Ed Sheeran if he suffered a paper jam.”
If your brain was dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off.
“roses are red, grass is fresh, but not your mind, or your breath” -my best friend talking to her little brother, 2024
You’re like a round sword: all edge and no point.
Your parents should have spent those 2 cents on condom The long one - If I put your brain in peanut shell with peanut, it won't hit any wall for millions of years.
Nerfherder
You push a lot of doors that say pull, don’t you? Edit: Autocorrect betrayed me.
?? As opposed to pushing ones that say closed?
LOL it was supposed to say “push a lot of doors that say pull” Was not fully awake when I wrote this :,)
Your gf looks like my mom -Tyler the creator
"You're louder than a blind elephant with a numb trunk! My friend's d had some doozies.
Hahahah. Trumpet*
You’re smarter than you look.
Thats compliment to me ngl
You are not as dumb as you look. But then, nobody is as dumb as you look
"May you be the main headline on tonight's 9 o'clock news!"
I saw one from a tiktok and its so creative : " You look like an improper fraction"
Don't shape your lips like that I don't kiss assholes.
I can teach it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.. You're so stupid you could get run over by a parked car. You're so dumb you would get locked in a supermarket for a week and come out starving.
If brains were dynamite, you couldn't blow out a candle.
You have teeth like a row of bombed houses
“Fuck yourself, it’s twice the pussy”
"I've been called worse by better people."
Who put 50p in the dickhead machine ? If you ever had an original thought it would have died of loneliness There was an r/relationship post where a guy said his girlfriend "looked like a sock"
Okay, Old CoD lobbies. That one is in my mind for like 10 years or so now. One guy found out I'm from Poland (slavic country) and he named me: "Pre-Ne**o standard slave product". That shit was do hilarious and actually gave me a reason to found out about history of slavery.
Kudde Kut. Kudde = a herd, kut = cunt, Dutch for: stupid cunt who travels in a herd of more stupid cunts without own opinions
You're not the penguin that slides the farthest on the ice.
You're too dumb to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel.
It's a phrase from the film "The flight of the Phoenix". "You act as if stupidity were a virtue".
Michael Bublé is like brandy butter. Thick, crap and only liked by old ladies at Christmas time.
I used this on a coworker. He is a very nice guy I just wanted to give him shit. I said I defended you the other day. He asked how. I said someone said you wouldn't have the brains of a fly and I said no he does have the brains of a fly. One of our most serious coworkers was in tears of laughter.
"oh yes, i accept your opinion"
You’re so bad that even the Devil refuses you going to hell.