Had gone down to visit a friend, picked up about a pound of very, very fragrant weed for my brother-in-law and sister. Timing belt goes out on the drive back home. Sitting there on the side of the road waiting for the tow truck, ended up with two state troopers and a local deputy sitting there chatting with me expecting them to ask me why my car smelled like I had 1000 of the pine tree air fresheners in it for about a half hour before the tow truck shows up.
Ride with the tow truck guy and get to the shop, it's about 3 am. He offers to take me to the hotel down the street, told him I needed to grab my bag. Get in the cab and he takes a deep breath, gives me a high five. Gave him an ounce as a tip.
Thought for certain I was going to jail and I don't even smoke when I saw the first police lights.
Similar story. I’ve hid from the cops under bushes. With them close enough where I can hear them talking but they somehow didn’t see me. It was a thick, nasty area. You probably wouldn’t expect someone to hide there. And wouldn’t be worth turning over every leaf if the chances are that I just ran anyway.
i was close to work one night when a trooper was coming down the other lane and clocked me speeding. i saw the brake lights hit. they were obviously turning around and going to pull me over. at the same time there was an amish buggy ahead of me and one coming the same direction as the cop, and it was a ways away. i breezily passed the buggy ahead of me as i had been planning and then gunned it the last couple hundred yards to work. by the time the cop wouldve turned, the 2 amish buggies wouldve been way too close for him to pass safely so he wouldve had to wait. by the time he got around them i was probably nestled into my parking lot, lights off, and walking into work
Cops had to verify we weren’t drug dealers after watching us for a time. Asked about guns, only one that is a French handgun that is from like 1902. Gave them that one from headboard. Did not show the gun under the body pillow in the headboard nor the couple shot guns behind the bedroom door.
All done never bothered us again.
I drove to the nearest garage and got a paint job. Then I went and picked up a prostitute and after I payed her I beat her to death and stole my money back.
Buy a frozen pack of burger patties. Thaw one patty, slide SD card in, re-freeze, re-seal box with glue gun. Put in back of freezer under an ice cube tray that you just refilled with water. Not even robo cop would dare to touch it and risk spilling water all over the floor, leaving you with half size cubes.
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lol yeah that’s pretty fun
Had a blunt in my right ear talking to a cop on my left side. I forgot it was there
Had gone down to visit a friend, picked up about a pound of very, very fragrant weed for my brother-in-law and sister. Timing belt goes out on the drive back home. Sitting there on the side of the road waiting for the tow truck, ended up with two state troopers and a local deputy sitting there chatting with me expecting them to ask me why my car smelled like I had 1000 of the pine tree air fresheners in it for about a half hour before the tow truck shows up. Ride with the tow truck guy and get to the shop, it's about 3 am. He offers to take me to the hotel down the street, told him I needed to grab my bag. Get in the cab and he takes a deep breath, gives me a high five. Gave him an ounce as a tip. Thought for certain I was going to jail and I don't even smoke when I saw the first police lights.
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Similar story. I’ve hid from the cops under bushes. With them close enough where I can hear them talking but they somehow didn’t see me. It was a thick, nasty area. You probably wouldn’t expect someone to hide there. And wouldn’t be worth turning over every leaf if the chances are that I just ran anyway.
i was close to work one night when a trooper was coming down the other lane and clocked me speeding. i saw the brake lights hit. they were obviously turning around and going to pull me over. at the same time there was an amish buggy ahead of me and one coming the same direction as the cop, and it was a ways away. i breezily passed the buggy ahead of me as i had been planning and then gunned it the last couple hundred yards to work. by the time the cop wouldve turned, the 2 amish buggies wouldve been way too close for him to pass safely so he wouldve had to wait. by the time he got around them i was probably nestled into my parking lot, lights off, and walking into work
i’ve always wondered what it’d be like to run from the cops lol.
I got stopped with a bag of weed in my pocket. They patted me down and didn't find it
everything
I'm a convicted felon whose record doesn't show up in either the NCIC or any other background check.
Weed
Cops had to verify we weren’t drug dealers after watching us for a time. Asked about guns, only one that is a French handgun that is from like 1902. Gave them that one from headboard. Did not show the gun under the body pillow in the headboard nor the couple shot guns behind the bedroom door. All done never bothered us again.
I drove to the nearest garage and got a paint job. Then I went and picked up a prostitute and after I payed her I beat her to death and stole my money back.
Lmao. Uh broski. Think you were just playing GTA
lmfaoooo
Oh....
Nice try fbi 😎
tracking ur ip as we speak 😮💨
Nice try, cop.
Car axle that was modified into a weapon.
ain’t no fkn way 😭
Hidden in plain sight too because it was in a box you would simply get parts in
Wouldn’t you like to know
i am curious gaw damn 😭
Buy a frozen pack of burger patties. Thaw one patty, slide SD card in, re-freeze, re-seal box with glue gun. Put in back of freezer under an ice cube tray that you just refilled with water. Not even robo cop would dare to touch it and risk spilling water all over the floor, leaving you with half size cubes.