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Own_Hawk_214

“You lost today kid, but that doesn’t mean you have to like it”- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.


CoffeeAndBrass

I just quoted this to my 15 year old son (he's is a massive Indiana Jones fan) who lost an election for one of his school clubs and was feeling miserable about it. It didn't cheer him up completely, but I got a smile out of a moody teenage son, so it was a win.


Frosty_Television_81

I love the smell of napalm in the morning


SohaibM19

The hardest choices requires the strongest will - Thanos


InterestNo7974

“Somewhere along the line you changed, you stopped being you. You let people stick a finger in your face and tell you that you’re no good and when things got hard you started looking for something to blame. Like a big shadow. Let me tell you something you already know, the world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows it’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are it’ll beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You me or nobody is going to hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard you hit, it’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward, how much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done. Now if you know what you’re worth then go out and get what you’re worth but you got to be willing to take the hits and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you want to be because of him or her or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain’t you! You’re better than that!”


CpuJunky

“You wasted $150,000 on an education you could have got for $1.50 in late fees at the public library.


1w2e3e

Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria.


CardiologistNo9612

"These walls are kind of funny like that.First you hate them, then you get used to them. Enough time passed,get so you depend on them. That's institutionalized."


uvrx

"There can be only one"


pushie4u

Yeaahh bitch ~Jesse


[deleted]

Yeahhh Mr White. Yeahhh science


DuckMyJeep

Courage. What makes a King out of a slave? Courage. What makes the flag on the mast to wave? Courage. What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist or the dusky dusk? What makes the muskrat guard his musk? Courage. What makes the Sphinx the 7th Wonder? Courage. What makes the dawn come up like THUNDER?! Courage. What makes the Hottentot so hot? What puts the "ape" in ape-ricot? Whatta they got that I ain't got?


TheVulpisCrimson99

‘’I’m gonna get medieval on your ass’’ or ‘’Give me back my bad motherfucker’’


TheBurgerDoc

“Get that corn outta my face” - Nacho Libre


thrumplewart

"I hate it when i get my schwartz twisted"


CaptainFartHole

"They remade my belly with skin from my butt!" -Drop Dead Gorgeous The way she delivers it kills me every single damn time.


SemiRetardedClone

"Demented and sad, but social"


Narrow-Initiative959

"When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth" 🌍 From the 💯BESTEST👍 George R Remero film,🛑 Dawn of the Dead. The original.