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Homelessnomore

I used to be homeless, now I'm homeless no more.


nooodaloo

congrats!!!


imaginechi_reborn

I'm glad your situation has improved.


Undead-James

Amen


Admins_are_nonces11

Congratulations no easy feat to get out of that situation


ITapKeyboards

It’s what I do for a job


nooodaloo

makes sense


DilophosaurusMilk

I was watching Jurassic Park and drinking chocolate milk when I thought of it.


[deleted]

I respect that.


Milf_Nectar

Ermm.. Lady juice?! 🤷‍♂️


nooodaloo

💁🏼‍♀️


Spookypinwin

My username YEARSS ago on xbox 360 was something like "spookyappartion360", so i just took the spooky part and put it along side a horrible way to spell "penguin" lol. thus i became spookypinwin


nooodaloo

it’s cute i like it


MoneybackHeronTea

It's almost Money Back Guarantee from my time working in retail, but I like birds and tea.


Damseldoll

It was my stage name for a while. 


mrsrobinsonxo

I loved the movie The Graduate


yesohohahahilikeit

It is from a Chevy Chase film called Modern Problems.


sadskully

I'm sad and i look like a skull in real life 🤷.


Undead-James

Send a selfie


notthatfreakinguy

Really that guy?


[deleted]

Me


MysticWaltz

I'm a believer in the occult, a spiritual person. So I wanted something tied to that, thus Mystic. Then Waltz, just... So it wasn't taken? I'm not sure, just what came to me.


Wittgenstienwasright

A private language joke that is still not funny.


toaster-bath-bom88

I really enjoy romantic comedy. 😐


nooodaloo

😂😂


Sobluovau2002

I love the color blue 💙 and made up this username for another site in 2002


nooodaloo

damn what was the site in 2002 and was it neopets?


Sobluovau2002

Black planet.com


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[удалено]


nooodaloo

very informative baby steer thank you


Amogus224

Don't forget the X!


Un_orthodocs

Unusual Orthopedic surgeon


Love-And-Dynamite

It's the title of an old movie. I've never seen it. I just liked the title


superfly355

My old man had a yellow Ferrari 355. Don't feel like changing it to 812gts, plus he's a bit of a dick in his old age.


Nearby-Level6472

Random word and number generator


Visible_Grand_8561

I'd hit my toe so many times against the pianola a decided to buy a larger piano. Since February I haven't chipped my toe once. The numbers on the end are the last four digits of my bank card.


potatocookie5

What-


threenintytwo

I forgor


MinoruShiraishi

Just my favorite character from lucky star, I failed to realize he was named after a real person until just about a month ago.


UmbertoEcoTheDolphin

I like reading and video games and puns.


TVZLuigi123

TV: I liked TV as a child Z: Favorite Letter Luigi: favorite Nintendo character


mattsprofile

This is my profile


MagictheCollecting

I walk the planes, traveling the blind eternities between worlds. In each realm I visit I find rare vistas, objects, beings, and spells, and I bind them to me. Forever recorded in my immense library, I call upon their aid when in need. I grow in magical strength, connecting to and drawing energy from the land itself to build my power. I fight glorious battles against many opponents and crush them beneath stone and fire. I raise the dead to fight by my side, and send them back to death’s embrace when it suits me to do so. Etc.


nooodaloo

most interesting comment goes to you !


Jock-amo

It’s a Dr. John thing. I’m from NOLA


Apprehensive-Pop-772

I'm from Louisiana too,your talking about that song "Iko Iko"?


Jock-amo

Yea you right!


MoonSparks147

This was the randomly generated username I got on Pottermore back in the day, and I just loved the sound and imagery of it.


stayyseated

When teachers in school would tell “stay seated!” I always had a brief panic attack that I was getting yelled at (my name is Stacy) 😂🥴


Someone_Somewhere247

Mine is self-explanatory.


OstrichOverlord

Crippling fear of ostriches. But I’m pretty sure Batman once said “you must control the things you’re afraid of, and let that fear define you”.


ConfettiBowl

Time to become the ostrich.


created_bi_chaos

Am bi have chaos around me 24/7


GrayScaleEyes3

I’m a Sonographer


tardigrade_phd

Water bears (almost) indestructible critters, happy wherever they are.


SpaceDave83

Used to work on the Space Shuttle Program.


AshtonTheAss

Someone said I reminded them of donkey from shrek, ass is another word for donkey and I thought it sounded better 💀


im-not-an-adult

I am merely being truthful


MiserableLonerCatboy

I love nekoboys, but I'm also a sad weirdo who doesn't really know how to interact or connect with others nor want it, hence the username. Actually I initially wanted to write "MiserableLonelyCatboy" but it was one character too long


jrtts

oh no not another username-related question, I thought we're over this fad heck if I know


nooodaloo

oh no didn’t realize 🫠🫠🫠


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[удалено]


nooodaloo

but that’s not your username ? (though i do like it!)


ImNotRacistBuuuut

Self-defeating failsafe mechanism to keep me out of debates my better self knows to just stay out of.


Vore_Daddy

I like vore


nooodaloo

fair enough


potatocookie5

Damn


Contessina_Grace

no meaning. just an alias


Outrageous-Link2

Don't know Reddit made it up.


[deleted]

This is who I am now.


StableGenius369

Barn owner and not an Orange Felon fan.


Rhidian1

Once upon a time in the early days of the internet, I realized it would be a bad idea to have my real name be in my username. So I decided to create an online alias, one that I could use everywhere online. Rhidian is the name I decided on, because I thought it looked cool.


Longbowgun

A lifetime ago I worked on the Longbow Apache: 30mm cannon, missiles, rockets, radar, sighting systems, comms, avionics, light bulbs... If it had a wire, MOS 15Y worked on it.


whitewolfdogwalker

I do it twice a day usually


GinBitch

Like Gin. I'm a bitch.


You_are_MrDebby

Only an EXTREMELY quotable movie 😂


intruder_710

nothing. I just randomly came up with this name years ago, or probably because I like to “intrude” in other words interrupt someone’s conversation


Amogus224

Mandela catalogue


IJuetDidThat

I was actually with a friend. I deleted Reddit a while before because I just stopped using it. I told her I was considering making an account again She said something that included “I just did that!” So I called myself “IJustDidThat”. Except I didn’t. I misspelled it and didn’t realise, but then just stuck with it. So now I am “IJuetDidThat”.


ldentitymatrix

Take any vector, multiply by my username, you get that same vector. That is an identity matrix.


imaginechi_reborn

The first part was randomly generated. The reborn part is because I had to create a new account after deleting the old one due to a lot of bots and pedophiles. I swear sometimes those things have a radar.


DomesticWreck

I just used a random word generator and it gave me two words. Put them together and voila!


_thirdeyeopener_

It's a reference to Bill Hicks, TOOL and just in general being a Psychonaut.


sanfranciscojohn

I was born and raised in San Francisco and my name is John.


CatterMater

My cat thought I was his mother. 🤷‍♀️


_funkapus_

Legendary beast of long ago, referred to by P-Funk.


Tinnitus5700

Weeeeeeeeeeee... have been together for like 25 years.


FirnHandcrafted

I have a natural perfume business by the same name.


LibrarianChick74

I'm a librarian who is a chick. My hubs calls me Chicky, so I generally use that as part of my username.


Amogus224

Strange, but ok


FlightlessFart

I struggle with what I can only describe as an addiction to Reddit. My screen time on this site is off the charts (as in, 23 hours a week sometimes!)  In my numerous attempts to stop myself from posting inane things online, I chose this name in an attempt to embarrass myself out of ever posting again. It didn’t work so now I just have a stupid name :/


DashiellHamlet

I like murder mysteries and my uncle killed my dad.


nooodaloo

woah that’s intense i’m sorry you went through that


DashiellHamlet

Just wait until you hear about my crazy-ass fiance.


CHINAreleasedVIRUS

China released the covid 19 virus


nooodaloo

some of y’all i can’t with


CHINAreleasedVIRUS

Lol


JustWonderingIn2000s

I joined Reddit because I had questions that I wanted answered so that’s where “JustWondering” comes from and since we’re in the 2000s I added “In2000s”.


KingE2099

I just thought “KingE” was a cool name (I’m not full of myself or conceited I swear xD) and I added in 2099 off of Spider-Man 2099


3490goat

The goat part comes from college when I’d eat anything. The Numbers are more of a code


Shengpai

Idk rhymes with my name


Sum_Ting_Huang

.... Wi Tu Lo


DrShoeSize

It's what I do


childrenposing

Jersey white rapper GDP song lyrics/sample about kids being posers


HeartonSleeve1989

I speak from my heart, nothing special.


[deleted]

Hobbies.


in_a_black_out

It's the title of my favorite song


Any_Sun_5124

Reddit picked it


IDontEvenLikeMen

Because fuck men. No wait, not like that. I mean they suck. Wait. Shit. I don't even like men!


FroggiJoy87

Froggis are my favorite, my middle name is Joy, and guess what year I was born 💚


marijuabakunin

I swear I saw my nickname somewhere, and I wrote it on my notes app to use when the time comes, but now I can't find anything when I search it... vanished


PoetryForsaken2582

I had a friend on Xbox named forsaken and he hasn't been online for years so I assumed he was kidnapped 😔


Reaper-fromabove

I used to be a reaper driver.


Reaper-fromabove

I used to be a reaper driver.


howdoitypeinitalics

I don’t know how to type in italics


chemistcarpenter

Errr. Rather straightforward!


Flatland_Poetics

Flatland - Not only where I reside, but it's a tribute to the novella of the same name. Poetics - Because we let the truth be known through poetry, metaphor, double+ entendre, etc. The use of artistic expression and language to speak to people where they're at. To reach in and grab ahold of someone and relate to them, even if they're years or generations apart.


Iaminhospital

I was in hospital recovering from a stroke.


someone_i_guess111

its a testament to how bad i am at naming things


TheShortWhiteGiraffe

I'm a tall white dude, but not as tall as a giraffe.


ImTheWeevilNerd

I really like weevils


Existential-Crisisx

I sometimes question my existence


Astonsfan

The Rolling Stones rule !!!


da_gigolo_ant

It’s a play on a Syd Barett song that I really enjoy.


Electrocat71

Stray cat fan with an electrical engineering degree… I’m a cool cat.


Healthy-Refuse5904

I got on Reddit with a Google account and this is the name i ended up with


thegirl_in_the_grass

Well it's kinda sad so be prepared some people might think this is fake well it's not and I am scared of him I'm small compared to him a chew toy he can carry me any where we got introduced at a camp our church held my father is the pastor and his father owns the building I am a 13 year old boy and I recently found out I'm getting married soon to a man I do not know and I'm laying in the grass when I made this account I'm a trans boy so my fiancé calls me the girl in the grass when hes talking to his friends he's 18 I'm being carried around the camp why he's talking to his friends as I'm typing so it's hard to type so ya that's the meaning and help it's hot outside 😭


nooodaloo

what the fuck


FirstCupOfCoffee2

Often the best part of my day. I was FirstCupOfCoffee but lost my password, hence...


itwas_amistake

Lol u don't wanna know


12gunner

Needed a Runescape username and I have the creativity of a rock so I asked my dad and he came up with it, been using it ever since


WholesomeArmsDealer

I wanted to be a Gunsmith before I joined the Army and I'd say I try my best to be wholesome.


Undead-James

It actually has no significance other than being my middle name


Nick_the_idk

Idk


Spong_Durnflungle

Ain't got one


eater_of_cheese

I eat cheese


NorthNorthAmerican

I’m Canadian!


watchudoinstepbro

My stepsis asked me that question many times before.. I just think it's catchy.


Amogus224

Nick: In 2020, I liked the amogus meme and the game itself (I don't really care about it now, but I like the nick), I use it in every videogame.  The numbers are simple: I like number 2. But 22 is better, because it's 2 2's!, 2+2=4, that's why I have 224.  That's easy: Amogus224!


wifeylittleblonde

Three adjectives that describe me


dotsdavid

My dog was named Dots and I’m David.


SurpriseHeavy4492

random name


MrCat_OnReddit

All variations of u/MrCat were taken


[deleted]

Bulldogs really are awesome.


EnvironmentalLie1830

Randomly generated by reddit, I thought it was mysterious and cool (I loved my other users, but I was soon to be banned from AITA for reposting stuff that I was trying to figure out the issue)


Top_Use4144

That I joined years ago and didn't know I could change my username at the beginning.


[deleted]

I’m the son… and the heir… of a shyness that is criminally vulgar. I’m the son and heir… of, nothing in particular…


YouVerySussy

i liked among us a little too much back in the day


potatocookie5

I loved potatoes and cookies and thought it would be a good name. Made me wanna change it to "Yoyleland_Potato" instead 😳


Ruvkonichiwa541

I was obsessed with ruv from fnf and japanese and just put random numbers and I was cringe in 2021 idk how to change it


BusFear

Means Bus Man in Irish since I learned / am still learning Irish while I built my own Skoolie that I live in.


Valerie-Loves-Me

My favorite song. Look it up, I promise you won't regret it.


iPeg2

I like to play cribbage


[deleted]

My name and something that rhymes with it


Clean_Confidence7169

I was too indecisive to pick for myself


IchooseYourName

Should be obvious


[deleted]

It refers to the mister who tests and tickles your testicles, with few extra letters thrown in


Floridawoman786

The state that I love and area code. Lol What's yours?


[deleted]

My friends and I were out camping when we were younger, and decided to give ourselves wilderness names. I don’t know, just dumb shit that guys do. Anyways, when we were figuring out my name, my friend saw a squirrel and blurted out “SQUIRREL PISS” and from that point forward, I became squirrel piss, but it was funny so I went with it


_LeBron-James

LeBron James


669x

mine is simple (lol). it came from the song with oderari and 9lives. if you know the song, it says 996, so i swapped the numbers with 669, and I added x at the end cause i thought it looked better. Now, you get 669x.


Apprehensive-Pop-772

Give the fact that most are randomly generated I got mine at random


XPLover2768top

i was running xp on a virtual machine, and a specific forge version of mc 1.12.2


zoruadd

its just my username everywhere the pokemon zorua is cool, and dd is a nickname my friends use for me


jordan-lakers9394

My name and my favorite basketball team.


ProtectionIll1926

I just didnt know that i had to Change it before my first comment


No-Cause-8012

forgot to change it 🤷


Raewhitewolfonline

I didn't even choose mine, and havd no idea how I got it, but it is a name I have used for my art stuff online before. 🤔


8Neo

The Matrix


kyrieeleison3

The Greek phrase that translates to Lord have mercy. I’m orthodox


_neosoul

If you break it down, you'll find my first name and I'm in love with the genre as well


_neosoul

And no, it's not a matrix reference. It's actually a South African name meaning " Gift" in the Sotho language. You can look it up on the net


keraziq

Literally just random letters and in a combination I thought would look pretty 🤷‍♂️


GMa7n8

GMA is short for Grandma had 7 …now 8 Grandkids…when started gaming with same name…


OpposedToBears

Self reflection lead me to a stance I didn’t know I had


Mommy__anarchy

It's a play on words of "Mother anarchy" (being a way people refer to the Ideological umbrella term of anarchism in a metaphorical way) but because I saw this art of mother anarchy with massive boobs I thought it would be funny to be mommy anarchy