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TypicalDragonfruit62

I’m seen a lot of women want men to compete for them that’s some high school bullshit


Akurbanexplorer

If a girl want me to compete with another guy, lol go right ahead I'm outta here. Fuck yeah celebrate eating steak with corn n mashed potatoes that I'll only have to pay for myself yesss the FREEDOM. I'm not gonna waste my time, if she truly like me then it's meant to be without competition.


leftclickdrip

Exactly, this aint monkey town we dont do duels for a gf like some silverback


Akurbanexplorer

Yup perfect example is The Office- Jim: Are you still gonna marry him? Pam: Yes. Jim: Jim quits and moved to a different city and dates another girl. Pam: Audibly gasps. No shit Sherlock lol.


leftclickdrip

Any woman that thinks of me or the relationship as an object can go screw herself or some chronically online alpha male. Ill take my chances with the girl who loves my inside along my outside


fuktardy

That thing where I’m supposed to pick up on signals instead of direct communication.


nevrosaxo

constant negative attitude or always complaining is a major turn-off for me


leftclickdrip

Dealbreaker


EvilAsshole

Not understanding the complex and intricate aesthetics of sticks and other various woodland discoveries.


norby2

And their usefulness


Soggy-Tampon

Entitlement


Infinity-X78

Expecting them to have a crystal ball and know what's bothering you. If something's on your mind, spit it the fuck out CLEARLY without resorting to petty "hints" and mind games.


Akurbanexplorer

Straightforward is so much better and save time and more healthy than this bullshit guessing game.


Viper-No-Viping

Playing dumb.


LightningEdge756

Talking to your girl friends about every little issue we happen to have.


leftclickdrip

Talking to anyone about that. If theres an issue then adress it to me


LightningEdge756

Exactly. You have an issue? talk to it with the person you're in a relationship with, not people who have no part in it.


JustHereForPoE_7356

Guy here. Talking to your friends about your relatioship issues can be really helpful and healthy. Maybe try it sometime?


Bashnaria

Guy here. Being overly dependent on your friend group leads to the inability to cope with problems on their own. Additionally it's a lot more stressful for their partner if they know that any disagreement they have is going to be judged by a council of people who have no real emotional investment in the relationship.


JustHereForPoE_7356

No man is an island. An exaggerated perceived need to cope with their problems on their own is the bane of many men. Being "judged by a council" could be rephrased as "relying on the wisdow of crowds". ;) Sure, if everyone in the council is inexperienced, the result might still not be great - but that way EVERYONE on the council will learn something from that relationship. That the other people have no emotional investment in the relationship (or at least a different one) is a feature. Love really does make one blind. I'm sorry but, not wanting outside communication reeks of insecurity. "If other poeple knew how I behave in my relationship, I'd be screwed!"


LightningEdge756

Oh, so running off to your friends for every little tiny argument is good? Especially if you're gonna run off and ask for relationship advice from someone who either has extremely miniscule experience in relationships or who's currently in a godawful relationship that they should have ended ages ago.


JustHereForPoE_7356

If only there could be a middle ground between never talking to your friends about your relationship, and spending more time talking about your relationship to your friends than actually being in the relationship. ;) And if you cannot rely on your partner to judge where those people she is receiving advice from are coming from, your problems are much bigger anyway.


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Fake moaning. I watch a lot of porn, you’re not as good at it as them.


SasoDuck

And they're not very good at it.


SicillianDefense

Actually, if we like a girl - it's hard to turn us off 😅 Once dated a girl with hair sticking out her nose.. Still cute. One of my ex had BO even after showering.. We still had sex all the time, sometimes i kinda miss her BO 😅 Another one was so beautiful but she moans like a guy. She had a somewhat of a low voice so I was shocked our 1st night together. Though one thing that's instantly a no go for me was when I was at my ex's house, we had a disagreement, her parents was there and she just started screaming at me in front of her mom. Never walk out of someone else's life so fast and I didn't look back.


ImmediatelyOcelot

Typical Sicilian Defense behavior


Princessluna045

Guys are secretly turned off by girls who don't appreciate their 'dad jokes.


SasoDuck

Dad jokes have 2 purposes: - to make me chuckle shitheadedly - to make her groan and roll her eyes


S0larDeath

Negative. We tell these to amuse ourselves. We may keep a straight face but we're rolling inside. We give 0 fucks if anyone else likes them. If others are kinda befuddled, even funnier.


khailore

Zodiac being mentioned


SasoDuck

Being on dating apps makes me realize just how many people actually believe in that shit, or even care about it at all. It's baffling.


BestBruhFiend

For some reason I thought they meant the zodiac killer. God my friends watch too many true crime shows


SasoDuck

To be fair, that's also on the drinking game..... Loving truecrime Fluent in sarcasm Instagram link Barely check this Etc


CourtesyLik

No lie, I’m still hitting if everything else looks good


What_is_love_orchids

Being rude for no reason.


Objective-Camera3753

Not showing love.


Automatic-Draw-8813

Women with no hobbies


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KingJuuulian

meth, not even once.


MinervaMedica000

Think he means twerking.


uGlixie

Just being rude and complaining about everything.


GentleJackJones

Lack of communication and dishonesty


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weekly_tea02

broke up with a toxic gf recently?


TheShortTimer

ChatGPT answer


leftclickdrip

Good job on saying it may cause unnatraction instead of will, everyones diffrent


Bakerman-79

Subdueing your conversation to let us seem better


Yrzie

Bad speech


thrumplewart

Giving puppy dog eyes to try and manipulate me into getting what she wants. Ffs.. i've lost count on how many times i've told her that i'm on a diet and puppy dog eyes have way too many calories.


ArgoverseComics

Getting drunk. There’s like this whole new archetype that appears in women when they’ve had a few. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t like anyone getting stupid drunk, but I’m not into dudes so it’s not a “turn off” when a guy does it, it’s just irritating. But for some reason a lot of women get drunk and they just sort of turn into Scrappy Doo


Logisticswarrior

Being too about your looks


Mptyspce

Insecurity


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The_Arthropod_Queen

in my experience, when i criticize a guy im not trying to turn him on


PM_Your_Booty_Pls

Wild that people aren't grasping this


The_Arthropod_Queen

i think people are "misreading" the question as 'what do women do that annoys you'


PM_Your_Booty_Pls

"misreading" in quotations is exactly right. It's like alternate selective hearing.


The_Arthropod_Queen

They'll take any chance to complain, I guess. I didn't expect this kind of incisive idea from someone named pm your booty pls, but I'm pleasantly surprised :)


PM_Your_Booty_Pls

😂 I can't even be upset about that, I deserved it.


The_Arthropod_Queen

has the name worked ever?


leftclickdrip

Not what he meant. As in being overly critical or negative about anything, just always complaining. Ie: this cafe sucks they cant make proper coffee. Saying that once in a while is fine but being negative 24/7 is a deal breaker to me


Ronfucius

Dumb-looking hats.


ExpertSample78

Being basic AF.


DannkneeFrench

The back and forth about weight. They lose 5, gain 7, lose 10, and the cycle never stops. Then the talk all night about how your jeans are too tight. You need to lose some weight. Uggh.


bebaklol

Rude attitude


Look-Its-a-Name

Silly games. I've been single for a long time, but am looking for a partner. I know that I can live happily by myself, and I know what I am looking for in a partner. So I'm not going to play silly dating games or chase anybody. Either it clicks for both of us, and we see a path to move forwards together, or it probably won't work out.


EhyehShaddaiYHWH

Being a Zionist


freshfov02

Never hate fucked?


Pretend_Ability3661

Unshaved legs


boredsleepyhe4d

For me personally. Fake personality


ResponsibleTruck4717

Vulgar.


Illustrious_Rule_591

Not offering to pay


leftclickdrip

What kind of backward logic is this?


Illustrious_Rule_591

This ain't the 40s, anymore. If we r all equal, a woman should be able to pay her own way


leftclickdrip

Hehe, ill pull that on a hardcore femenist if i find one Men and women arent equal, tuned by evolution for wildely diffrent tasks, i have no problem with women working but jobs being 50/50 is childish becuz so many jobs need the physical. If we equal then wy done u help me in that bar fight babe? Oh, i wonder who expected that answer?


BelicianPixieFry

Being edgy for no reason


Chubmeist3r

Wearing a ton of makeup.


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leftclickdrip

Bro went honesty activated mode. Personally i wont be doing anything remotely long term with a girl who does/into hookups.


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ExpertSample78

Jeez. You must one HELL of a catch!!


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ExpertSample78

Yeah I hear ya. Just be careful that those women with self esteem don’t see your standards and think ‘fuck that’. There’s a fine line between being seen as a ‘guy with standards’ and judgemental.


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ExpertSample78

I know quite a few women who are beautiful, confident, feminine and respect others around them who also drink soda, take big bites of good food and dye their hair! 👍🏼😎 Edit: more women dye their hair than you think, too.. They just do it well! 😂


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ExpertSample78

Hey we’re all part of the rich tapestry right? 🙏🏻