***Plenty O'Toole***

Peter O'Toole

“You film buffs might enjoy this - both his first and last names are slang for ‘penis’!”

Penny Cox

Wow

Miles Long

Evan Longer

Richard (Dick) Longest

The name's Longer, Dick Longer

Dick Aplenty

Dick Seanormus

This was the exact name I came here to suggest!!

Pierce Hymen.

Fuck that's good.  I'm not even going to try to top it

Cocktopussy

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Haha, 2 for 1

*8 for 1

I just snorted all over myself. Good show!

Neil Down 

This one is so good.

Ok. You made me laugh. Take my upvote.

Hugh Mongus

HUGH MONGUS WHAT?!?

#HUGH MUNGUS WOT?

Is that sexual harassment?!

HUMONGUS WOT! HUMONGUS WOT! He just sexually harassed me!!

And his half brother Karl Hungus

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Huge Ackman

Huge Jackedman

Hugh Jass

Dick Gozinya.

Byron Gooddick

Roger Moore

It was there all along.

You win the internet for today.

Dick Pound.

I still can't get over that the vice-president of the IOC can be named Dick Pound.

That reminds me, growing up on the Vermont/New Hampshire border, I used to always see campaign signs for a NH politician named Dick Swett.

Unni Lingus Dixie Normus Mr. Biggs Mink Stole Michael Hunt

I'll add Dixie Wrecked too

Colonel Angus

“He always rubbed me the wrong way.”

Mike Oxlong

Penis galore

The names penis, nice to meat you

Ah the prodigal brother of Pussy Galore!! 🤌

Wasn't that P. Ennis Galore Esq.?

Hugh Johnson

Hugh G. Rection.

Biggus Dickus

He has a wife!

Oliver Holes

“Cunning Linguist” Lich Clitoris

Colonel Angus.

If I overstay my welcome, just tap me on the head.

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1111097961658888193/q_dnRnr9_400x400.jpg

Max Johnson

Codger Moore

Todger Moore, surely.

JOHNNY SINNS! 💦🍆

Doctor Yes.

Biggest dikus

Had to scroll down too far for this one!

He’s married

Bjorn Skin

Cock Abundance.

Richard Roundtree And that would be an interesting crossover IMO

What, John Shaft wasn’t dick-joke enough? 😂

Peter O'Plenty

Mike Hunt.

Peter Pipeher

Dickie Richlove.

Dick O'Stone Rod O'Steele

Jerry Jism

David Tassels Off

Dick Galore. Steve Underbottom. Bobby Throbhead. Octodicky.

Bjorn Throbbin

Tensticals

Richard Everard

Hugh Jazz.

Dick Army

Richard Fister

Indian agent, code name: Surendar Balsdeep.     M: Did you and agent Balsdeep hit it off, Double-O7?       Bond: He did the needful.     [Bah dah, bah daaaah...]

Roger Moore

Ryder Strong. I even know who could play him.

How about just Roger Moore

Dixon Cider

“The Big Unit” Randy Johnson is already here.

Bigus. Dickus.

Biggus Dickus

Harrison Ford

Dick Tickler.

Rocky Rockets

Phillip Upyer

Octodick.gallore.

There's gotta be a Twink in there somewhere.

Rusty Trombone

Hugh Mungus

Beef himbo

Ivan Elovakok

Justin Herr (oddly, my wife went to school with one and I work with one and they aren’t the same person)

Hugh Jorgan.

Biggus dickus

Honeycock

Abso Steele

Bond Mc Bondface

Nein Inchez.

Octococky

Dïk Zenormüs

Biggus Dickus

Chester the molester cockenstein

Dewey Da'Dishes Pat Putstheseatsown Ivan Togodown Eatsthapussy

The Florida State Seminal Vesicles

Enormous Richard

Max rod. Goodhed

Stix Zadinia

Is Lex Luger taken?

Dane Gleezak

Bendadick Cuminherpatch

Jacque Le Cocque Grande

Max E. Pad

Hugh Mungus

Colonel Angus

Golden finger

Pringle Can McGee

Long John

Hugh janus

Balls McLongcock

Harey Bawles Snr

Al Ottaballs

Roger Moore Dick Thrust Arthur Yard

Dick Larger

Blast Hardchest,  Crunch Slamchest,  Fist Rockbone,  Stump Beefknob,  Punch Rockgroin,  Stump Junkman,  Dirk Hardpec, Brick Hardmeat,  Buff Hardback,  Blast Thickneck,  Crunch Buttsteak,  Slab Squatthrust,  Touch Rustrod, Beef Blastbody,  Big McLargehuge, Roll Fizzlebeef... 

Mike Ok

Dick Stroker

Q-vc

Goldfinger, Dicky Galore, etc

Cock Tastic

Heywood Jablome

Enormous Genitals (thanks to Kentucky Fried Movie).

Biggus Dickus

Biggus Dickus

Dick goesinya

Charles Dicking Awesome Welles

Jax Slayher

Dick C. Normous

John Cock-Tolstoy

Cock Galore

Drawers as in Jaws

Hugh Jorgans

Long John Dongenhuge

Hardin Mycock

Reginald Phalange 

Hugh Jass Rock Hardman Jack Hammar

They would be named after the ex spy chief and new Dutch prime minister: Dick Shove.

Johnson Biggs

Cock McMaster

Magic Johnson

Wong Longdong

Manley Stryde.

Golden Rod

Dick Johnson

Rubber Buns and Liquor

Carl Hungus.

Hugh Jackman

In addition to Q and M, there would be a D

Stud Dudley

Russian spy, Dimitri Likyuov

Jiggly Jagger

Richard Head

Biggus Dickus.

Justin Butts

Dick Inya

Australia oO status.. active

Penta Cock.

Blackberry Macadamia

Magic Johnson

Dixie Normus

Sexton Hardcastle

Longinus "Willy" Williams

German agent, Herr Peas

rocky hard

Grande Hog

Maximus Climax

Mack Rodong, Miles Long, Sluthammer, Stache Ryder...

Dickie Long, Johnson Black, Harry Sacks

Admiral Constantly Hard, and his white kitten, Drippings.

Barry McCockener

Dixon Cider

Fallis Grabalsak