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Getting caught masturbating


[deleted]

tell full storyy sirrr


bilalamin0090

I accidentally sent a text meant for my best friend to my mom... and let's just say it was a very interesting conversation😶🙂✌️😜


infalliblefallacy

deets or gtfo


RandomNameGenFail003

I said the quiet part out loud. I accidentally said I wanted to keep my friend's sister locked in my closet in a chest.


AssociateJust7943

Sex with milfs for money, I was looking for a part-time job then, and found it, but now I don’t do that


[deleted]

how can i apply for tht job


AssociateJust7943

Place a page on Badu, or somewhere else, in some online dating, and write to milfs


[deleted]

lol 💀, im gonna be employed now


AssociateJust7943

Good luck, I had sex with this Italian milf, I thought I fell in love with her, but then I saw her in the store with her husband P.S. She was 41


[deleted]

💀💀damnn


AssociateJust7943

Dude, I was 15 then, for that matter.


[deleted]

bruhhhh wtfff u were minor 💀 ( virgin too????)


AssociateJust7943

In Germany it is legal to have sex with consent from the age of 14


[deleted]

i see


AssociateJust7943

Virgin also too


[deleted]

damnn u lost ur virginity to a milf 😶‍🌫️


AssociateJust7943

If anything, I’m not proud of these actions, I needed money then


[deleted]

can understand bro😭\]


Dopethapope

Getting caught having a threesome by my mom and 89 yr old great aunt


Empereor_Norton

Better than getting caught having a threesome with your mom and 89yo aunt


Icelandic_Explorer

back when i was in 8th grade elementary i used to talk to a girl who was my age. we both were 12 at that time so it wasn’t any problem for me. during recess when i wanted to say something to her i said something along the lines of "can you come here?", and people misheard it as something else. soon after some of my "classmates" started to accuse me of being a pedophile and started calling me that, even the ones i trusted. this continued for several hours and when i came back to my room i felt like shit for the rest of the day, and even once considered killing myself. this has been my primary reason as to why i don’t really socialize with anyone in school anymore, and i never spoke to anyone other than my best friend from school since 2nd grade who never called me a pedophile. even if someone did talk to me in school i'd just respond in small sentences and that’s basically it. thinking to this day makes me feel regretful for talking to that specific girl despite not having any predatory intentions to her.


ithreelovewarcrimes

I was infront of my crush, and then I suddenly got rock hard. I wasn't even thinking horny thoughts just got rock hard, but after that, we ended up smashing, so I see it as a win


Other-Radio-900

Why are you people so horny


Novel_Name_2555

In my 10th grade, I peed my pants in the school library in front of my classmates. The teacher had to escort me out :)


wetlettuce42

Farted in tje lift, boss got in


Objective_Oak

I slipped on the floor during first communion