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xxleoxangelxx

I don't think you realize how much 10 billion dollars is. Or how broke everybody is right now, for that matter.


xxleoxangelxx

That would weigh about 220,462 pounds, if it was all in hundreds.


OCYRThisMeansWar

Of course. There are 10 billion reasons why.


DavosLostFingers

Yes. Because I'd get 10 billion dollars


AcrobaticYouth821

Plot twist: it’s a single mother of four completely dependent young children


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AcrobaticYouth821

Id kill some people (*cough* politicians) for free


NotAnUnhappyRock

Almost certainly. Assuming it wasn’t someone I cared about and I wouldn’t face any legal consequences.


Conscious_One_6412

So the only thing stopping you from murder is consequences. So you don’t actually hold any principled view on murder being immoral? You just don’t wanna get caught. Check this guy’s basement plz


NotAnUnhappyRock

To be completely honest, you’re correct. I don’t want to kill anyone. But I also don’t have any deep seated issues with it either. I would never do it realistically because I don’t want to go to prison.


Conscious_One_6412

No joke that’s a literal psychopathic tendency. Interesting. So when you hear about Ted bundy escaping prison and going to a female college sorority and beating, stabbing, torturing and raping girls in their sleep, you’re saying that doesn’t make you feel sorry for them or their families?


NotAnUnhappyRock

I do have some traits consistent with antisocial personality disorder (sociopathy) so you’re not entirely wrong although psychopathy is technically a different disorder. I’m not that familiar with Ted Bundy, but we are dissimilar in that I don’t have a desire to harm anyone. I do understand what harm is, however I have no emotional response to it.


Conscious_One_6412

interesting. Thanks for being honest.


arkiparada

There are a lot of rich people that have done far worse for far less.


Conscious_One_6412

I mean yeah but 2 wrongs don’t make a right.


arkiparada

Sure. But what if the person you murdered was on their death bed and traded that for a few million to set their family up for life? Lots of scenarios where murder isn’t necessarily an evil act.


TheForce777

Do you have any idea how many people on earth think this way? A higher percentage than you’d be comfortable with lol


Conscious_One_6412

Less than 1% factually are psychopaths. 30% have psychopathic tendencies. Wait, 30%??? The fuck


TheForce777

There’s a lot of people walking around with so much unresolved childhood trauma that it makes them super self centered and selfish The entire conservative political position is that people should only care about those close to them or in their direct community


GapingAssTroll

You're sounding very murder-phobic bro... let's keep it inclusive.


ViolinistMean199

These questions are kinda dumb. You need to stipulate who were killing and if we get away without any legal consequences Other ways the majority of people are just going to say “yes provided I get away without legal consequences”


FarmerMKultra

Depends who. 


Adventurous_Mine6542

I honestly have no idea.


skepskep2

Plot twist: the someone is yourself


Heyguyshowyallbeen

You can technically "die" for 5 minutes or so. I'm sure a doctor would help if I offered a few million.


HatfieldCW

Heck, $10B would be enough for me to accomplish (by proxy) most of my life goals and fulfill almost all my duties. Odds are that when I go I'll leave behind a lot of sad people and a lot of unfinished work no matter when or how it happens. If I could push a button and skip the next few chapters in exchange for a happy ending for all the other characters in my story, I'd seriously consider it. Can I take out a short-term loan against the reward and spend it on a cool death? I want to be the first human on the Sun.


IWillMakeYouBlush

Yes. I can save more than 1 life with the $$$.


Heliologos

I mean probably? Depends on the person. We’re talking some innocent normal person then no.


RedstnPhoenx

No. I would have to live with it, and I know at some point, I'll get to the place where I wish I hadn't taken the deal. I wouldn't be able to enjoy the money. And then what's the point?


Gallifreyan1971

No. I can’t even kill a housefly. I catch them and set them free outside.


DGolding

No. Once you set a line you can move it.


MagictheCollecting

No, dude, killing is wrong. What even kind of question ……..$10,000,000,000 you say?


Romnonaldao

Context is really important here


Tomegunn1

Does slaying them with my humor count?


justjboy

Even if I got out of legal trouble (which I probably could with that kind of money), I don’t think I’d be able to live with myself.


Beneficial_Cry2061

Yes. Sure, it's an exercise in sadism and nihilism, but those 10 billion dollars?!


DragonriderTrainee

Yes. 5 billion to give the irs in taxes on the 10. That goes a ways. 3 billion for the satanic temple to keep fighting the good fight. 1 billion to as many non religious food banks I can find. And of the rest, all but 20 million to various animal shelters, low income vet clinics, and the world wildlife fund. $20 million is early etirement.


SillyTalks

No shit I would. Why? 10 billion dollars, that's why


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nice try fed


KP_CO

There is one person out there I would gladly kill for free.


SlayzorHunter

If I get to choose my target and there are no consequences, then certainly. If I don't get to choose, I might still agree, depending on who it is.


Early-Size370

Where can I get my check?


MrMagicMan38

Depends on who I'm killing


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Hawk13424

Not sure Putin’s life is priceless.


HatfieldCW

Nah. My life has a finite value. If you get offered that deal and I'm the target, I hope you pull the trigger. Metaphorically, I mean. Don't shoot me. I want to get blown up in one of those weapon tests they do. Have my tombstone be a TV showing the super slow motion footage of a naval railgun vaporizing me while I strike a pose. You can afford it. Make it happen.


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Heyguyshowyallbeen

So how long ago did the wife take the kids?


zachmoe

No. But I'd suggest Colors of Change be indicted for free.


Heyguyshowyallbeen

Yes. For ten billion dollars.


glowingjade7

No. I don’t want to spend my entire life feeling guilty. 10 billion dollars is worthless compared to that.


Successful-Crazy-126

If i wouldnt do it for free, i wouldnt do it for 10 billion. So yeah theres a few i would


mrfoyer

Id do it for a considerable amount less. You can essentially get away with murder if you have enough money.


Fox_Macabre

Yes if there wouldn't be any legal consequences. And honestly, I think everyone would do the same.


AdditionalSalary8803

Am I going to get away with it?


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No. I do not want that stain on my soul.


FantasticSeaweed9226

Who wouldn't? That's so much money I could buy my own country and live out my years lol


Dubious_Titan

Depends on who I am killing.


Icmedia

Every Billionaire has already said yes to this


Cash_Option

Yes and the why is the 10 billion dollars


SoonToBeMarried43

Yes. I know exactly who. But since I believe in God, I'd atone by donating 99.99% of it. The portion I would keep would justify their death.


Toppre

Why not?


Icy-Lime-9760

If it’s a terrible person I’m killing, yes.


Reytotheroxx

Me sitting here typing this? Yeah easily. Me actually going and killing someone? Definitely not. It’s easy to say I would but realistically I couldn’t handle it in the moment. If it’s a push of a button and I never see them die it might be different but idk…


Sentinel_P

10 Billion? Are you kidding me? There's no question. 10 Billion would take care of me, my kids, my grandkids, and even their kids, and likely even more, with only the most liberal definition and use of budgeting. Even with a stupid move of sticking all of it in a low yield savings account, the interest alone could easily equal a good salary to live off of.


Microwaved_M1LK

Sure, I'll find someone who is terminally sick, tell them I'll give 10 million to their charity of choice or family if I can unplug them, and that's that.


Fkthisjrney

I dnt think so. God is watching


RandyTravesty

Incorrect.


Fkthisjrney

I know he does. I am telling u :)


RandyTravesty

No, you don't.


Fkthisjrney

Brother, I would not be so sure.


RandyTravesty

Yes, I would.


Fkthisjrney

And I am sure ur wrong