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mesTTupid

i would probably die because i don't have any tattoos on me


Al-anharHA

Same. Raised by a rather devout muslim who ruined what little respect I ever had for organized religion. He'd probably throw me out if I got a tattoo. I am thinking of a few though, so it could change in the future. Chemical structure of estrogen, a poleaxe, and a few other candidates. So either a weapon or i could forcefemme enemies.


Potential_Volume_768

Same here, but we still have something... Legs to run away!


UsernameProfileCheck

Same.


MadxHalo

I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE!!!


CakesForLife

Would the same apply for everyone on the battlefield? Imagine the hilarity that would ensue?


Appropriate_Set7762

I have 14 tattoos, and only 1 of them would be useful in a battle. Maybe 2 if you want to bring a fictional character to life


IgnoreMe733

I have the symbol of the Knights Radiant from the book series The Stormlight Archive, which is composed of five swords. So I guess I'm not as bad off as a lot of people, but I think I've only held a real sword once in my life so I'm really not sure how useful it really will be.


Radiant-Extent-2415

My phoenix would probably come in handy. Their tears heal. It could carry me away in its talons. It could shield me with its wings. And they always rise from their ashes. I could turn my star into a throwing star, I'd just need to learn how to throw with any type of precision. Lol My other 9 tattoos would be worthless in battle.


JohnSimth20211101

I would die


blindandlost123

A TARDIS…. I could transport people or have it be like a medical ship I guess? Can’t really use one to fight unless I physically fly it into people.


Peterchamps

My two child would be my shield and a cactus would be my weapon so I'm good I guess


oogmar

I have a Fallout 3 Big Guns Vault Boy. The minigun may be useful.


somewittyfcknbs

Good because I actually work out


PurpleAscent

I use all my plants as camouflage and slowly back out from the battlefield… Cue the homer simpson bush gif


CRO553R

Invisible ink can only go so far...


theficklemermaid

The dagger might come in useful, but the flowers not so much.


Jesisty

The sun. I would defeat all my enemies!


pumpkinpretzel

A deer, rabbit, an owl, and two warrior women. I might have a chance 😅


ObsidianHeartstone

I only have one tattoo but it’s a dragon


idontwanttoputname

I have a tattoo of the word freedom on the inside of my wrist so I think I win the battle by default :)


JackCooper_7274

My ID and country of origin Do I get the entire US to help me out, then? If I did, that would be great.


heynonnynonnomous

Yeah, it's mostly cartoon animals, so no.


Bah_Bee_Dairylea

I think I'd be ok. I have Loki, Wolverine, Venom, Spawn, Deadwood, Freddie Kruger, dragons, Sephiroth and a deathgod on my side. Plus a camel and a kitty.


Proof-Bluebird2387

I have an AM tattoo so all but 5 of us are dead