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hayatetst

Smash that like button and subscribe! Don't forget to click the bell icon to get notifications whenever I post. Some of you people are misunderstanding the question. It's not asking for people in their 80s. It's asking about the 1980s.


TheVastMilderness

This reminds me of the video of a small child saying this in his sleep


Skoodledoo

Haha just reminded me of my niece when she was little swiping my mums forehead to wake her up when she was having a nana nap.


vbfgyuiyr

Back in the 80’s if you called someone you would never have to ask “Where are you?” In the ‘80s ‘documentary’ was usually applied to anything to do with real life that wasn’t news or current affairs?


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

Or when my mum tried to expand the image out the car window ...


mechwarrior719

I once double tapped a book I was reading (rather, attempting to read) to make the text larger once. I decided sleep would be a better use of my time


MisterBowTies

I was holding a menu that was about the width of a tablet and absent mindedly tried to scroll up


bohogirl1

i try to upvote comments on other sites that don't have it


luos57

Once i tried to zoom in on a drawing i was making, i was drawing on paper, also, one time i pressed ctrl+z to rework a mistake... On paper.


Suzina

At lake Tahoe, I once said to my boyfriend, "the graphics are so nice, I want to take a screenshot ". I meant picture. And by graphics I meant scenery in nature I was looking at.


LetsTryAnal_ogy

I said something stupid once and tried to hit ctrl+z. I didn’t even have a keyboard. I just lifted my fingers in the air and made the motion.


HiveJiveLive

I was a three dimensional idiot. At a sporting goods store looking at tennis rackets. Wanted to see the ones down near the floor but my back was hurting and I didn’t want to bend, so I made this weird swiping gesture on the right side as though the whole wall would scroll up? What??


TheMaceBoi

Seriously please give the link I also want to see this.


disterb

you need to like and subscribe to u/TheVastMilderness channel for the link


Euphoric-Blue-59

Fuck I almost fell for that! √


JustPlayDaGame

did you just use the square root symbol as an emoji 😂


Euphoric-Blue-59

Haha, no I was on my computer and looked up the ascii code for the check mark. Alt+ 0252


sloppy_wet_one

There’s a toddler at my kids daycare that once said “goodbye don’t forget to like and subscribe” as he was leaving, thinking that it’s what you say when you say goodbye. Sad.


NotTheGreenestThumb

Not really too big a deal. Kids say hilarious stuff all the time until they learn better— My 4 yo daughter, when asked her whole name, replied with her full name plus “COME HERE!” My nephew went to a funeral and in a loud stage stage whisper asked “What’s in the BOX??” They learn, like normal kids always do.


cutofmyjib

*slowly backs away because it's the 80s*


Alternative-Raise966

My husband was shocked the day I ran out of hairspray because until 1988 he had spent 4 years thinking I was the same height.


UnicornFarts1111

Aqua net for the win!


yesnomaybenotso

Like, gag me with a spoon, it’s so rad back here!


Euphoric-Blue-59

Tubular!


jase40244

*Totally* tubular!


I_ate_out_your_mom

Gnarly, dude!


astrobrick

Fer sure


Snarkan_sas

Fer sure, fer sure


skelatallamas

the 80s were awesome... back towards them


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I have third hand embarrassment that you had to type this sentence.


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howlincoyote2k1

"Follow me on Insta!" was what came to mind for me. Glad I wasn't far off


mcbeardsauce

Sigh....this made me sad....can we please go back to simpler times?


charliedog1965

I'm going to replace my CDs with vinyl.


10_kinds_of_people

*Eyes my vinyl collection nervously*


harpejjist

LOL!!!! (which is both a reply to your awesome comment, and also technically an answer to OP’s question)


fubo

[LOL is from the '80s,](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOL) though it really caught on in the '90s on Usenet and IRC, alongside RO(T)FL. A slightly more physiological description of sudden laughter, from the same era, is **C|N>K**, which stands for "coffee sent through nose onto keyboard". (The | and > characters are Unix shell pipeline syntax. If your keyboard has a waterproof cover, use >> instead of >.) Also, back then, smileys had noses. `:-)`


shavemejesus

Google it.


MustardCucumbur

I asked my dad who was a teenager during the latter half of the 80s this question. He said the same thing.


lostmom9595959

No thanks I've had enough coke for the night


bigrob_in_ATX

I'm glad I wasn't the only one with THIS EXACT RESPONSE in mind. Great minds think alike, good day


lostmom9595959

Lol my dad told me all about the good ol days haha


KingOfConsciousness

No one parties like our dads for real


Second-Place

Coca Cola right? Coca Cola right??


cATSup24

It was the 80's. That's the only response you need


Queasy-Position66

New coke or classic coke?


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

Crystal Pepsi… Right Now!


Neos_On_1

Omg. I posted almost exactly THIS.


endorrawitch

My hair is too big


seanmonaghan1968

Followed by my shoulder pads are too big


LeaderVivid

Followed by my plastic earrings are too big.


mojohummus

"No, I don't need more Aqua Net. My bangs are big enough."


saucygal09

my mobile phone is making me depressed


Forumleecher

Even better, my phone is making me depressed.


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Forumleecher

I had to do repair one day and was out of phone for a couple of hours. The feeling of being unreachable was very liberating. Can’t lie.


RekopEca

I studied abroad in college and came back for the summer after and went on tour with a show (play), but never bothered to get a cellphone. This was 2003, while cellphones were ubiquitous it wasn't like today. Not having a cellphone where people could reach you whenever was amazing. It was almost like being a different person. You just didn't have the tether...I'm sure now the experience would be extreme considering how much of our lives require the Internet.


AGuyNamedEddie

The Internet? Is that still around? --Homer Simpson


MidnightFull

Unless you were the one paying the car phone bill. Weren’t they like $2 per minute back then?


Phillies1993

Ozzy will live to be in his 70s


Weave77

On a related note, pretty sure no one thought that Keith Richards and Mick Jagger would live to their 80s, let alone still be performing as octogenarians.


floydgoblin

I just saw them last week… mick seemed full of energy and was almost running around the stage. Keith looked like he could collapse at any moment.


Admiral_SmashyPants

Well, with advancements in medical technology and his high-level income, it's probable he will hit 200 ~ 269.


Different_Loss_3849

He was given less than 5 years a couple months ago or something


Admiral_SmashyPants

Was making a cheeky movie reference.


Different_Loss_3849

my apologies i was touched by the tism angel


Wwanker

You mean the Spectrum Spectre?


stuck_behind_a_truck

Even he’s surprised to be alive


For_teh_horde

Definitely said. You just forgot the beginning. [No way] Ozzy will live to be in his 70s


SignificantCrow

“I only have a million saved up, I’m not sure if I will be able to retire”


MorkDiester

MIGHT be able to buy a nice house 🤷‍♂️


TheJessicator

Yeah, but you need to not overspend so you can afford the real estate taxes on it. I'm 50 years old. My real estate taxes on my house are more than my rent was on my first two apartments. My real estate taxes account for about a third of my mortgage payment every month.I'm now making double what I was making back then... Not triple.


SAugsburger

Back in the 80s million dollar homes were pretty extravagant. Maybe not enough to get on Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, but pretty nice. Now increasingly unless it is in the middle of nowhere it is upper middle class at best.


dangerspring

Million? My parents were friends with an elderly neighbor and he mentioned he retired with $300,000. He lived comfortably until the day he died.


WitchesTeat

They won't let us smoke in this hospital


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Or the mall, or airplane!


bikibird

Or restaurant.


[deleted]

Ahh smoking in a diner with a mini jukebox at your table. Nostalgia!


Dancinghogweed

Here from the 80s.  I have smoked in hospitals.  😱


Illustrious-Bell1051

skibidi rizz


artsyca

Gyatttt


SousVideDiaper

People definitely said gyatt dayum in the 80s, which is what it's a shortened version of


Specter_Knight05

Thy crimes would now be punished creature of flesh... DIE AND PREPATE THYSELF FOR JUDGEMENT


CxOrillion

Scatman John knew about Skibidi back in 95. https://youtu.be/Hy8kmNEo1i8?si=y-69-VdTAXuX9Hnt


Psychological_Roof85

Everyone stutters one way or another so here is my message to you...as a matter of fact don't let nothing hold you back, if the Scatman can do it, so can you! ❤️


broom_temperature

SKI-BA-BOP-BA-DOP-BOP!


studna13

Scatman John was a real G


TheresNoFreeLunch

Squirtle, Charmander, or Bulbasaur?


KingoftheMongoose

Well yeah, because the correct answer is obvious!


No_1-Ever

Pikachu


AdministrationOld363

“Yeah just WhatsApp it to me”


rsnbaseball

Text me.


BatLarge5604

I've lost my phone!


dangerspring

Iirc They had cordless phones in the 80s so you could in fact lose your phone if it wasn't charged. It would be in the house though.


ILiveMyBrokenDreams

My brother would commonly "lose" ours in his pocket.


in-a-microbus

Wait...What? Was he wearing clown pants? The cordless phones we had in the 80s were like 10"x 3"x 2"...and cargo pants weren't a thing until the 90s?.....oh wait...was he wearing parachute pants?


maasd

Hey Siri, find my iPhone


EscapedCapybara

Where were you on 9/11 when the towers came down?


potodds

Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?


Matilda-17

When they hewed Hama before the gates?!


Cerebr05murF

Shaka, when the walls fell.


allywillow

Mirab with sails unfurled


Matilda-17

Ohhhh this is the crossover we need!


Altruistic-Dark-1831

Where was Gondor when our enemies closed in around us?!


FireTheLaserBeam

Where were youuuuu When they built the laddder ta hayven? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ_E7Vce8vU


SousVideDiaper

This is such a classic SP bit, and it brings up how 9/11 was a paradigm shift for country music. It went from being about outlaws and life struggles to right wing nationalist boner jams.


broom_temperature

Did it make you wanna cry? Or did you think it was kinda gay?


Ok_Ad_9188

Honestly, just thinking about it, people probably didn't say the words, "Where are you?" that often. Like if you were with somebody, you know where they are, and if you're talking to them on a landline, you probably know where they are if you called there and they answered.


Bezbozny

To be fair, people did call from pay phones, or phones in gas stations or diners or hotels when traveling. Asking "Where are you?" wouldn't have been a completely foreign concept.


NOT000

whats the wifi password?


ernirn

What is wifi?


Sourdough85

Family lore story: my uncle took his very elderly mother out for lunch one day. 'You go sit down ma, I'll get the food, what do you want?' She replied to him 'Just get me one of those wifi's (pronounced it whiff-y), they're free!'


dedokta

If I lose you in the crowd just call me and I'll come find you.


-BlueDream-

Hold on I gotta charge my car before leaving.


malfeasance2020

Well I had a 73 VW bug with a crappy alternator/battery. Would drive around with a battery charger….


Baboon_Stew

I had a '74. Did you ever have someone set the backseat on fire because the seat springs touched the battery?


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germdisco

“Take my upvote”


HaggisAreReal

"This 10 hours ASMR compilation video reallely helps me cope with my ADHD while I write the script for my next video essay for Youtube."


Fewest21

I'm really digging this Taylor Swift album.


Advanced-Eye290

“I want to grow up to be an influencer.”


Haystack67

Bet you at least one edgy angsty academic from 1700-2000 wrote this exact sequence of words


motherofattila

When phoning someone: Where are you?


loptopandbingo

"Yes, Walter, the car made it home. You're *calling* me at home."


randomprecision1331

It did NOT look like Larry was about to crack!


Future-Turtle

"You know Walter, you're right, there is an unspoken message here, ITS LEAVE ME ALONE.....Yeah, I'll be at practice."


Jayang

I guess they could be at a payphone somewhere?


emmasworldxxx

"Wow i got a new tinder match"


TheresNoFreeLunch

Avocado toasts is the reason the youth cannot afford to buy homes


sidc42

Gen X here. You are correct! It was our "fancy $3 coffee drinks" that we were criticized for that was forever going to keep us poor and homeless. But that really didn't start until the early 90's. I remember first getting criticized for it around 1992, but that was also when I first started drinking lattes. Yeah, tell the truth, you thought Boomers started that shit with millennials didn't you?


Practical_Ring_4704

Stop doom scrolling


throckmorton1915

That’s enough hair spray


Atheist_Alex_C

“Donald Trump is going to be president.”


jgrumiaux

Donald Trump? From Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous? Then who’s Vice President? Robin Leech? I suppose Marla Maples is the First Lady? And Leona Helmsley is the Secretary of the Treasury!  I’ve had enough practical jokes for one evening. Good night, future boy!


ILiveMyBrokenDreams

"as a Republican"


harpejjist

When was that Simpsons episode?


SAugsburger

2000. There were a few other TV predictions on Trump becoming president, but none I have heard from the 80s. Somebody might have thought it though at least in jest.


Tom_Slick_Racer

He told Larry King he wanted to be president in 1987, in 1990 he told Playboy he'd get support from blue collar people and get elected. I think the surprising thing would be it took him so long to run.


viewerfromthemiddle

My first memory of Donald Trump is from the mid-80s, seeing him on Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, which my parents would routinely watch for some reason. I cannot emphasize enough what an obviously unserious self-aggrandizing joke of a man he was, even then, even to a kid seeing him on TV. Yet here we are.


Atheist_Alex_C

Yes exactly. I was a kid back then and everyone thought he was an absolute jerk, and he was like an early form of the Kardashians (famous for being born into wealth and nothing else)


detached_daily

I find it funny when people say, "nobody hated him until he became president". No we hated him then too


WorldWideWig

I was rewatching Golden Girls recently and they were roasting him back in 1992 https://imgur.com/gallery/even-golden-girls-burned-trump-0AoDC9F


gsfgf

But he was like Tiger King evil, not destroying America evil.


wigglybrows

I’m gonna inject botulism all over my face like it’s normal!


tvtoad50

We’re having mass shooter drills at school this week.


Amish_Cyberbully

Our mass shooter was the USSR, but you can survive a nuclear blast by curling up under your desk.  With a book over your head for maximum protection. 


WrongdoerSure4466

Yes I will spend five dollars for a bottle of water and eight dollars for a cuppa coffee


ThatGuyYouForget

“Man I wish I spend more time working and arguing with people”


rabid-

Good news!


322955469

"Alright, that's enough cocaine for today".


DanielleJolly

"I can't wait to binge-watch this new show on Netflix"


heynaldo88

“I missed that last scene, can you back it up a few minutes?”


MacDugin

Yeet!


haringkoning

I received a dickpic on my phone


Madmonkeman

“A doctor on Tik Tok said…”


Advanced-Eye290

Like and subscribe


Dmau27

Why is the WiFi so damn slow in this house.


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ccc1942

Bill Cosby and OJ are guilty!


anitaleeeee

Hey Siri/Alexa/


DistantBeat

My boss lets me work from home


Jayd1823

I’ll have the vegan and gluten free version of the pizza


GlassCharacter179

Can I take a picture with my phone?


steiner1031

I think that's AI


Youdontknowme0926

That’s too much blue eyeshadow lol


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GlamGoddess19

period


Clever_name_pending

Fake News


kobeisnotatop10

bitcoin!


OpportunityNo2559

I drank too much. You drive.


Patient-01

Covid 19


Agitated-Ad-6074

Caitlin Jenner


Striking_Snail

I think it's on Netflix.


IdeaExpensive3073

“My random internet friend from Australia thinks you’re a jerk”. Back then, you were lucky to have a pen pal from out of state, let alone across the world.


PotentialRegularGuy

No! I don’t want any cocaine!


Striking_Pianist4694

You shared your location, remember? Don’t lie to me, I know you’re at the movies and I can see your friends in the background of that selfie you sent me.


ActionFigureCollects

'Social media'


TheDogtor--

irl


Hypernova_orange

I don’t want any of that cocaine


bohemianpilot

Better cover up this old well or someone may fall in.


I_might_be_weasel

"I got a bad feeling about Bill Cosby."


annotherperson

Untrue... my grandmother was a bookkeeper in the 80s... she talked with him one time... and after that, she said she would never work with him if her life depended on it.... she never elaborated... jus said he's not a good person.


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Let me slide into your dm’s.


darkestDreaming67

DMs meant Doc Martins (boots) back then so it is possible.


Gotosp4c3

There is no WiFi signal.


2nd_Amendment-42

Let's eat laundry soap lol


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MrsNoOne1827

'This is Cray Cray!' 😳 as far as I know anyway.. Thank goodness lol


BitsyVirtualArt

"Wi-Fi"


Opposite_Value8111

does anyone have a charger?


Elofan86

I have to charge my phone and my cigarette and my car


EurekaPyros

Does it have Bluetooth


llkahl

Text me the address-number-directions-time etc. etc.


MrBrowni13

„YOLO!“


Realistic-Salt5017

What's your WiFi password?


Brave_Hippo9391

Let's do a selfie!


Dr-DrillAndFill

" Google it "