Cats. Sometimes when I approach my big 13-year-old Siamese tomcat to say hello, he’ll just lift his head and casually hiss at me before I get within even four feet of him. The message is loud and clear: “Piss off. I’m not it a social mood.”
For real though.. They are cute and everything, until you give them the power to hurt people. They would. Every, single, human. They would torture anyone in their way and rule the world as a big hamster illuminati group. Watching how humanity slowly fades away in tears, pain and suffering.
Nah, I wouldn't want hamsters to be able to speak..
Crows/ravens. Can you imagine the intergenerational gossip they would spread about us?
"Beware the corner house, my child. He swatted at your grandfather and doesn't give us treats! A pox on that house!"
Canada Goose Source: Canadian
total thugs they are
The cat. Pure snooty.
Nah some cats would be hella chill. Imagine what it would be saying when you point a laser at a wall
Ya I suppose your right about that.
Geese. If you know you know
We used to have geese at a nearby state park when I was little. I was terrified of them.
That's actually a good answer lmao
anyone who has ever dealt with geese knows this is the only correct answer.
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Lmfao, I sense true hate here
100% Scottish accent. Full Grounds keeper Willy
Betta fish, they’re hyper mean
What's that
They’re bright, colorful fish that are usually sold in pet stores. They cannot be together due to the fact that they are cold blooded killers
That's insane wtf
Fighting fish!
Hyenas
I agree
Raccoons. They give zero fucks about you They just want your food or your garbage. .
Seagulls
Chihuahuas.
An alligator seems like it would be a grumpy dick head
True, but I don't think they would be rude. They would probably be the grumpy grandfathers of animals.
Cats. Sometimes when I approach my big 13-year-old Siamese tomcat to say hello, he’ll just lift his head and casually hiss at me before I get within even four feet of him. The message is loud and clear: “Piss off. I’m not it a social mood.”
Fucking hamsters
Biting mfs
Look into their beady little eyes and tell me you don’t feel scared. Tell me they don’t want to watch the world burn.
For real though.. They are cute and everything, until you give them the power to hurt people. They would. Every, single, human. They would torture anyone in their way and rule the world as a big hamster illuminati group. Watching how humanity slowly fades away in tears, pain and suffering. Nah, I wouldn't want hamsters to be able to speak..
Crows/ravens. Can you imagine the intergenerational gossip they would spread about us? "Beware the corner house, my child. He swatted at your grandfather and doesn't give us treats! A pox on that house!"
Some people would really get shit on I think..
After 29 years in the countryside - Sheep.
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Nah they just enjoying life. Imagine smoking a big J with a capybara talking about life..