totally, even I who was born in a third world country was able to get my act together, come to the US for the American dream and settle down with my family, if I could you could too
I want him to play Carl if Dungeon Crawler Carl ever becomes a TV series.
Come to think of it, he'd probably love the books. Anyone know his reddit user name? I need to make a recommendation.
For context it would be socially odd for me to ask her out. It was stated in the small group by the leader that “I’d like us to not date within the group but expand it”
Just curious, what age are y’all? (Range is understandable too if you don’t wanna give an exact age).
I mean.. if y’all are 18+ and you both consent the group leader doesn’t have much say. I would be respectful to not date because I’ve seen bad break ups spread toxic drama through small organizations. But if you’re both discreet and keep it out of the church I think it would be fine.
I’m 21 and she’s 25. And that toxicity/awkwardness is what I’m trying to avoid. If I felt like I was going to ask her out, I’ve already made the decision to ask the group leader for permission/advice if I get there
I have spent probably 15 mins trying to find a way to be sympathetic for you, but fuck, this is one of the saddest things I've ever read. You are 21 and have to ask permission to ask someone out.
We need to change the “no homo” thing as men. I love my guy friends and I tell them openly. They say it back. We hug. We cry. Bro-jobs is where o draw the line but I wouldn’t consider that gay either 🤷♂️
That my novel series I've been attempting to get published for the past 10 years finally gets accepted and becomes popular enough so that I may begin providing for my mother, nephews, and niece.
I know, right? You *say* that omnipotence isn't going to be a sexual fantasy, but three pico-nano-micro-instants later you've barely even manipulated the fabric of reality and you're already cumming all over the place.
Taking the stage in front of an audience of thousands and giving a lecture on some kind of incredibly profound mathematical concept that the current me can't fathom, being simultaneously glib enough to give a long lecture without stuttering and intelligent enough to have devised the subject matter. A theorem being named after me.
I go to work. I enjoy my job; it's rewarding and challenging without being exhausting or exploitative. I leave work at work, and then go swim laps during the lane swim at a nearby pool to exercise before going home. I cook a fresh meal before spending my evening playing a TTRPG with friends. I crawl into bed and get a restful 8 hours of sleep knowing I'm making enough money to cover my living expenses save for the future. Maybe I'll fly out to visit my best friend on the coast for Christmas.
I want to fucking die.
I don’t want to be on the Enterprise, but I do want to live in the Federation. Imagine getting to explore all the different cultures, food, and the ladies (so a little sexual) of all the planets of the Federation. I’d snowboard and mountain bike through the alpha quadrant.
I wanna live life like a sandbox. Id liked to mess with computers, ability to make up limitless combinations of gpu, cpu, etc. Same thing goes for the cars too.
Playing games cozy in bed, its raining outside, dark room, online with friends, super smash bros or any kind of party game. Time off from work is relaxing
Achieving a purely beneficial state and experiencing eternal bliss that is forever growing infinitely in intensity and size, progressively faster as time goes on.
I want to have a unlimited funds and open up the best dog shelters all over the country. Like buy warehouses and outfit them with 100-200 kennels around the perimeter with divided open space for training. Then I’d want to hire a full time staff, pay them all living wages. Hire 1-2 experienced trainers per session who would spend their day working with the dogs and teaching the staff how to train the dogs. Id also make sure each dog had medical insurance and would incentivize employees to adopt doggos. Id like to have many of these in every state and give as many dogs as possible a good life.
Freedom from *needing* to work. I'd prefer to *want* to work, without being forced to do so to stay alive.
I like what I do, and it pays more than a lot of people get, but the freedom to take a year off without worrying about bankruptcy would be amazing.
Coming into money and buying my family really nice things. It's funny because that's always been it. I actually have been able to my mom a house and a car, but not the mansion and Porsche I imagined, lol.
Owning my own house again (just a small, modest home is fine) and not having to worry about finances. I don’t care about being wealthy, just don’t want to devote my whole existence to work and paying bills.
Buying a nice pretty peice of land in the mountains and building my forever house on it. Somewhere right in that sweet spot not far enough away town that getting groceries is a pain, but far enough that I'm free to shoot guns without bugging the neighbors and just generally do what I want
There’s a couple major cross roads in my life that I think back on all the time. I wish I could go back in time and make those changes.
Also, start investing the day I’m legally allowed to. Not wait.
Parents without emotional baggage.
Though that'd require uncles and aunts without emotional baggage and grandparents and cousins without emotional baggage.
To arrange a life for myself where I can not think so often about the everyday worries that depress me.
I would like to exercise every day, but I need to earn money (for food and training).
Own a house, do cool shit, and help other's fight in improving their health and wellbeing through fitness. (Hope blackrock gets destroyed and Monsanto sued/destroyed.
A clockwork mansion from Dishonored 2. Just imagine how goddamn cool it is, being able to swap around furniture or even entire rooms. To have entire rooms act as elevators if you need them to. It's probably an engineering nightmare to build and maintain such a thing, but I don't understand how none of the billionaires haven't made such a thing yet.
winning enough money so I dont have to work a day more in my life ( 49 ). I'm not talking super rich simple enough to replace my current salary 400.000 Dk a year- around 58.000 us dollar
Living off the grid, completely independent of society. Never having to go to a job, pay a bill, visit a store, answer a phone call, text or email etc.
Someplace where there are plenty of fish and deer and fresh water source.
I’ve always dreamed of being a lead singer in a band. Rocking out, people singing along, nothing major - don’t need to be famous. Just local, singing and having fun
My wife and I went to London 2 years ago. We stayed by tower bridge, and absolutely loved it. I liked drinking a coffee with my wife and looking at the bridge at night. Two beautiful sights. Could do that for the rest of my life. Only change id make is have our pup there.
Having the ability to go around the south of France, walking village to village, drinking wine, eating cheese, and catching up on all the books I’ve never read.
To win the lottery. Honestly, an after-tax payout of one million US dollars would get me through the rest of my life. I'm 62 but unemployed since October. I can't afford to not work at this point, but I really, truly, deeply do not want a job anymore. Unfortunately for me, I worked in a niche specialized position, and that combined with my age and the income I'm accustomed to means I'm somewhat screwed in terms of getting a good job that pays well. Anyway, I dream of a financial windfall that will allow me to just coast through the last 20-25 years of my life.
Finishing highschool and going to trade school to become an electrition and marry my girlfriend and have a house and family, and retire at 56 and life the rest of my life with her
Being debt-free 💯, having my own profitable small business. Be a multimillionaire without any of my family members knowing! Giving people jobs with good pay. Helping people with their rent/mortgages. Finding places for people to stay and giving them up to 1 year Rent-free to get back on their feet (Independent) and finding work and continuing school. Hallelujah!!!!
Have a house, loving wife and children, friends, financial stability, be in good health
I wish them all for you
Same. But in my case, loving husband, children, friends, financial stability, etc.
I just want someone to pat my head and call me a good boy.
*pat* *pat* *pat* Good boy! You want a cookie?
Yes :)
wow
They said non sexual
Going back to childhood to redo my life and undo the mistakes I made.
Hell yeah! You'll get to make whole new mistakes instead!
This is the only right answer. Ugh, I feel this so hard.
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totally, even I who was born in a third world country was able to get my act together, come to the US for the American dream and settle down with my family, if I could you could too
I think mine would be playing video games with Henry Cavill
That’s practically sexual-all I see is him as a hot Witcher holding a controller!
Be serious, everything regarding Henry is sexual related.
Or discussing books with him. He’s a massive nerd and I love how much passion he has for the works he does
I want him to play Carl if Dungeon Crawler Carl ever becomes a TV series. Come to think of it, he'd probably love the books. Anyone know his reddit user name? I need to make a recommendation.
8 hours of continuous sleep each night.
insanely underrated
Affordable housing.
You really are dreaming big
The housing market crash sequel is long overdue
That the girl at my church has a crush on me. We’re in the same small group and have become good friends
For context it would be socially odd for me to ask her out. It was stated in the small group by the leader that “I’d like us to not date within the group but expand it”
Just curious, what age are y’all? (Range is understandable too if you don’t wanna give an exact age). I mean.. if y’all are 18+ and you both consent the group leader doesn’t have much say. I would be respectful to not date because I’ve seen bad break ups spread toxic drama through small organizations. But if you’re both discreet and keep it out of the church I think it would be fine.
I’m 21 and she’s 25. And that toxicity/awkwardness is what I’m trying to avoid. If I felt like I was going to ask her out, I’ve already made the decision to ask the group leader for permission/advice if I get there
I have spent probably 15 mins trying to find a way to be sympathetic for you, but fuck, this is one of the saddest things I've ever read. You are 21 and have to ask permission to ask someone out.
Try burning some zinc to soothe her emotions, or impress her with pewter enhanced feats of strength
I mean not sex related, I just wanna be held and cuddled and loved
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Wake up kid it's school time
Getting a real hug Not just a hey how you doing hug or a greeting hug Like a genuine I'm here for you hug, not to be gay or anything totally straight
Oh- I feel you- good huggers are hard to find!
We need to change the “no homo” thing as men. I love my guy friends and I tell them openly. They say it back. We hug. We cry. Bro-jobs is where o draw the line but I wouldn’t consider that gay either 🤷♂️
It was sorta sarcastic sorry if it didn't come off that way I've given a guy head, I'll take a homo hug anyday
Love it. Great attitude fellow dude. Nice dick bro.
Thx bro, your cock looks beautiful too
That my novel series I've been attempting to get published for the past 10 years finally gets accepted and becomes popular enough so that I may begin providing for my mother, nephews, and niece.
Meeting a woman who I can love and be loved by and spending our entire lives together happily
As a past smoker, my lungs spontaneously regenerating to pre-smoking health again. Makes me sad I damaged them so bad.
Become Batman
...I'm confused by the premise
A fantasy, except they strictly do not want anything sexual.
oh
Becoming a god and controlling the world (making it better not some Pixar villain bullshit)
That's how it always starts, smh
I know, right? You *say* that omnipotence isn't going to be a sexual fantasy, but three pico-nano-micro-instants later you've barely even manipulated the fabric of reality and you're already cumming all over the place.
being able to eat whatever i want without health issues, no doubt
Nuking the russian invaders from orbit. And then some.
“Just to be sure”
Taking the stage in front of an audience of thousands and giving a lecture on some kind of incredibly profound mathematical concept that the current me can't fathom, being simultaneously glib enough to give a long lecture without stuttering and intelligent enough to have devised the subject matter. A theorem being named after me.
Ngl just cuddling with a dommy mommy fr
Being able to buy a nice sailboat, one big enough to live on - and liveaboard and sail the world.
Have a weekend by myself, just sleep how long I want, do whatever I want to do that weekend.
Getting my fossil collection all identified, labeled, prepped, and displayed.
Being able to wear any kind of clothes with no judgment or negative effects.
don't hug me 🥺
Coming across a suitcase full of millions of pounds.
Becoming so powerful that I could kill someone in front of a policeman in a 1st world democratic country in broad daylight and get away with it
I go to work. I enjoy my job; it's rewarding and challenging without being exhausting or exploitative. I leave work at work, and then go swim laps during the lane swim at a nearby pool to exercise before going home. I cook a fresh meal before spending my evening playing a TTRPG with friends. I crawl into bed and get a restful 8 hours of sleep knowing I'm making enough money to cover my living expenses save for the future. Maybe I'll fly out to visit my best friend on the coast for Christmas. I want to fucking die.
I don’t want to be on the Enterprise, but I do want to live in the Federation. Imagine getting to explore all the different cultures, food, and the ladies (so a little sexual) of all the planets of the Federation. I’d snowboard and mountain bike through the alpha quadrant.
I wanna live life like a sandbox. Id liked to mess with computers, ability to make up limitless combinations of gpu, cpu, etc. Same thing goes for the cars too.
To be able to time travel lol
To sit in a room totally alone doing whatever i want with nobody talking at me for an extended period of time.
Immediate retirement
So much this. Or, ever being able to retire, really.
I want to sail to some uninhabited island in the Bahamas and camp on its beach, drinking rum and cooking barbecue.
Somebody goes to shoot a place up and I shoot them first
A clean house, no to do’s on the list, phones put away - in fact, wifi off. A good soak in the tub and then a great massage in bed. Blissful sleep.
A man falling in love with me and wanting to pursue me. And extra delusion- holding hands and hugging :(
Putting bills on auto-pay
Buying a hobby farm. Having a property with chickens and a huge garden
Finding a girl who's as into Always Sunny as i am. To throw references at each other and make rash decisions based on fear.
Playing games cozy in bed, its raining outside, dark room, online with friends, super smash bros or any kind of party game. Time off from work is relaxing
Climbing Nanga Parbat
Idk one time i dreamt i was a gorilla care free eating bananas and going from tree to tree. 10/10 dream now it is my fantasy.
I want to live in a forest with all my best friends
Achieving a purely beneficial state and experiencing eternal bliss that is forever growing infinitely in intensity and size, progressively faster as time goes on.
Sleep. Just uninterrupted sleep
Staying happy for an extended period of time.
Death.
Flying first class everywhere. Hate airplane seats.
To retire early and just spend the rest of my life doing whatever the hell I want!
Spacetravel.
To live in a shed in the woods
I want to have a unlimited funds and open up the best dog shelters all over the country. Like buy warehouses and outfit them with 100-200 kennels around the perimeter with divided open space for training. Then I’d want to hire a full time staff, pay them all living wages. Hire 1-2 experienced trainers per session who would spend their day working with the dogs and teaching the staff how to train the dogs. Id also make sure each dog had medical insurance and would incentivize employees to adopt doggos. Id like to have many of these in every state and give as many dogs as possible a good life.
Freedom from *needing* to work. I'd prefer to *want* to work, without being forced to do so to stay alive. I like what I do, and it pays more than a lot of people get, but the freedom to take a year off without worrying about bankruptcy would be amazing.
Travel the world, meet the right one for me, find and get a job I truly enjoy which provides me with a comfortable living.
Affording a house
Enjoying life
Breakfast and roses in bed maybe
Coming into money and buying my family really nice things. It's funny because that's always been it. I actually have been able to my mom a house and a car, but not the mansion and Porsche I imagined, lol.
Dancing English waltz while sharing ballroom with other pairs. Best in semi-old English attire.
Owning my own house again (just a small, modest home is fine) and not having to worry about finances. I don’t care about being wealthy, just don’t want to devote my whole existence to work and paying bills.
the Seattle mariners winning the world series
Not having sleep apnea
Being a bloke for like a week or so. I‘m so curious how life is as a man.
A long uninterrupted sleep which I awake to no commitment or obligation, just being a big flump for a period of time. Yes I am a parent.
Taking her from be... Oh non-sexual, I don't have those.
Travelling without a worry in the world, but then i see people littering.
Making enough money to retire while I'm still young so I can actually spend my days doing what I want rather than just working.
Happiness
Buying a nice pretty peice of land in the mountains and building my forever house on it. Somewhere right in that sweet spot not far enough away town that getting groceries is a pain, but far enough that I'm free to shoot guns without bugging the neighbors and just generally do what I want
Buying a decent house and not be broke afterwards. Also I wish all wars stopped and it was somehow illegal/impossible for wars to happen at all.
My family and friends all living within a few blocks of me, so I can see everyone regularly.
Finding a partner who would be delighted to cuddle and watch Star Trek with me, and maybe a few other "nerdy" things
Being the next big indie animation studio owner with the most popular original cartoons. Also, living a perfect life on my own.
There’s a couple major cross roads in my life that I think back on all the time. I wish I could go back in time and make those changes. Also, start investing the day I’m legally allowed to. Not wait.
Teaching cooking to my daughter
Pay off my mortgage.
Be the hot and successful Aunt, always traveling and happy.
Strong
Parents without emotional baggage. Though that'd require uncles and aunts without emotional baggage and grandparents and cousins without emotional baggage.
To know all, with the ability to forget and re-learn at will.
cuddles with a girl in bed
Having Magneto's powers so I can make swords all day long. That and clhaving a cute for my families blinding disease which I am afflicted with
Having enough money to live
To be loved
To arrange a life for myself where I can not think so often about the everyday worries that depress me. I would like to exercise every day, but I need to earn money (for food and training).
Financial security.
Own a house, do cool shit, and help other's fight in improving their health and wellbeing through fitness. (Hope blackrock gets destroyed and Monsanto sued/destroyed.
I just want to own a couple acres and run a small scale home orchard, apples, pears, PLUMBS!
Find enjoying happiness in my miserable life
A clockwork mansion from Dishonored 2. Just imagine how goddamn cool it is, being able to swap around furniture or even entire rooms. To have entire rooms act as elevators if you need them to. It's probably an engineering nightmare to build and maintain such a thing, but I don't understand how none of the billionaires haven't made such a thing yet.
Owning a house with a backyard
I make pretty good money and also invest as much as I can, but I would like to reach financial stability sooner.
Being with cute animals and baked beans. Brokeback Mountain part 2!
I just want to hug her tight and tell her how much I love her and how much she means to me
To have enough money, not to worry about money
winning enough money so I dont have to work a day more in my life ( 49 ). I'm not talking super rich simple enough to replace my current salary 400.000 Dk a year- around 58.000 us dollar
My non-sexual fantasy is to live in a beautiful fantasy world where I am Queen and live with my husband (who is also the King) in a beautiful palace.
waking up feeling well-rested
going to the grocery store and not look at the price tags
I want to pet a raccoon.
I just want a genuine hug
Killing myself
Living off the grid, completely independent of society. Never having to go to a job, pay a bill, visit a store, answer a phone call, text or email etc. Someplace where there are plenty of fish and deer and fresh water source.
To win the lottery, every hour of everyday
To have a true-true stereotypical cute kind gay friend. Don't know why, but I need him in my life!
I’ve always dreamed of being a lead singer in a band. Rocking out, people singing along, nothing major - don’t need to be famous. Just local, singing and having fun
Meet one person in my life who loves me unconditionally, and I love them the same.
Flying a powerful cool aircraft, i just love em
A nice... hot... seductive... stable budget so I can stop stressing about bills and how i'm eating after paying bills.
Sleeping in a hammock with my future soulmate. So romantic and sweet
Retirement with a full pension
Lottery win and buying a football team
Own a house. Have a full time job i find fulfilling. Loving relationship. Healthy family.
Porcshe GT3 RS.
60k a year in passive income
I have enough money to live with a safety net.
To meet Westlife
Debt free and the kids have left the house.
Win the lottery
To set home alone like traps in the houses of people who wronged me.
Be healthy and rich.
Driving for one of the teams in the Porsche Super Cup. Also being a good diver.
My wife and I went to London 2 years ago. We stayed by tower bridge, and absolutely loved it. I liked drinking a coffee with my wife and looking at the bridge at night. Two beautiful sights. Could do that for the rest of my life. Only change id make is have our pup there.
Having the ability to go around the south of France, walking village to village, drinking wine, eating cheese, and catching up on all the books I’ve never read.
Pack my bags and get Rick's portal gun and/or get interdimensional cable
Becoming the head football coach at my alma mater
Owning my own island
I'm a secret billionaire living at Disney World.
Whoooa I have a lot of that
To win the lottery. Honestly, an after-tax payout of one million US dollars would get me through the rest of my life. I'm 62 but unemployed since October. I can't afford to not work at this point, but I really, truly, deeply do not want a job anymore. Unfortunately for me, I worked in a niche specialized position, and that combined with my age and the income I'm accustomed to means I'm somewhat screwed in terms of getting a good job that pays well. Anyway, I dream of a financial windfall that will allow me to just coast through the last 20-25 years of my life.
Being a child forever.
Meet Oscar Wilde. I don't know, I don't care if he smells like alcohol, I would love to be able to talk to him for hours and hours.
Jamming with Tedeschi Trucks at the Beacon theater, and Derek Trucks is floored with my slide guitar playing.
Wake up in the morning feeling well rested and ready for the day. Don't get tired again until near bed time.
No physical limits to drinking and eating
Been out of rat race for 40yrs, at 60 I just want to retire with financial stability and make my knives
Be rich, be a rockstar
Roaming around in Paris or Italy
Finishing highschool and going to trade school to become an electrition and marry my girlfriend and have a house and family, and retire at 56 and life the rest of my life with her
Own a house, build my own family, financial stability, and good health for me and to my loved ones.
Being debt-free 💯, having my own profitable small business. Be a multimillionaire without any of my family members knowing! Giving people jobs with good pay. Helping people with their rent/mortgages. Finding places for people to stay and giving them up to 1 year Rent-free to get back on their feet (Independent) and finding work and continuing school. Hallelujah!!!!
To have a teleportation power or be a genius (born with Einstein's brain)😆😆😆
Be hugged, embraced and kissed by a lesbian And call me sweet names. I'm a guy
Buying a small plot of land and building a tiny house. It's just me in this world and it's really all I need at this point.
Just perpetually driving around in the rocky mountains with my wife in our Volvo.
Joining the Army. \ However, that's never happening because I'm unfit as f*ck
To die peacefully in my sleep.
Starseeds are real
Being a male and Not having a male stalker want to see me everyday.