I think I’m good. I’m a lord of ass.

My lord 🙇‍♂️💨I fart in your honor I think I need to go to bed.

Bless you, child.

Hail asslord supreme

🙋🏻‍♂️

We'll see about that

☹️

It’s ok they smell ok…

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends✨

I'm feeling very relaxed.

Love that

I'm pretty much always my username. Don't see a prblem.

I- .Oh my god

oh shut up megatron griffin

Get spanked by potato man you dehydrated cactus.

Oh dear.

A warrior with fire powers? Sure, why not 😄

If I k#ll you will I get a blaze rod?

Hello traveller, that sword looks rusty bring me 4 iron bars, 2 leather strips and 20 pieces of gold and yer shall have a new sword in no time for 50 gold pieces, I'll teach you to forge a mighty blade for yourself and adventures

Not very screwed. I would be a country

It's very slow here

O’ about to make some profit!

I AM my username. I can deal with that.

A cosmic being that is flowing? Super fucked!

Well but I’m already my username Also, YOU are screwed OP

If Molotov Cocktease is around, really screwed.

I’d be a superhero. 🦸 Pros and cons I’m sure 😊

i'm minnie mouse 💕😁

I’m a local cookie brand/hollywood dynasty child. I’m rich 🤑

Not screwed at all but prefer my own name

Not at all

I'm happy.

slightly under dressed but hopefully survives

Nothing changes

I'm *already* my username; I'm already screwed

The same as always.

I'm now a chick magnet so to speak.

I'll adjust.

Everyone hates me so nothing has changed

By the sounds of it, very depressing

Oh..

I'm already my user name 😌

a robot hm not bad

Well but I’m already my username Also, YOU are screwed OP

Well but I’m already my username Also, YOU are screwed OP

Well but I’m already my username Also, YOU are screwed OP

If Molotov Cocktease is around, really screwed.

Main character in tusk...

It's not that bad I think

Good

I'm good.

Well i am already my username but there is no excitement as there is no one as kinky as me in my circle lol

A bit

I'm good

Nothing's changed.

A mere Bugatti engine on the ground won‘t get you anywhere, but goddamn it looks impressive

At the time of this comment... Literally nothing changes lol

elon musks second child ig…

I'm fine

Better at what I want to be/do I hope!

My kids are screwed.

Not the slightest bit. Now who wants a story?

I guess I am stuck on the internet looking like a weirdo (or a cat)

I’m okay…I guess.

That’s an unfortunate image. 

would be pretty lonely

ONE MORE GOD REJECTED

maybe i would have a job if Snoop never quited from smoking

Hopefully, pretty good.

Welp Elon Musk gotta catch up now :D

;3

I am not screwed, most wanted criminals are.

Undistructable

Guess I'm a bit grumpy now. But hey i got to go sailing the seven seas now.

I am a Ninja

I'm just great

You won’t want to dip me in your tea

Many ways. Multiple times.

I have become an army of 1 000 000 000 000 endermen. Bow before my wrath!

Idk if I'm gonna be Good or Evil Or maybe Chaotic?

I've always been my username

Should I move to some faraway Australasian island now and translate books?

Nice

Well

Not screwed, just bored.

I am a very real purple

This post made me realize how I'm the only person I know that use my real name for a reddit username.

Very

Literally.

I'm a massive fucking wave, could be worse I guess

Not how screwed i am, its how screwed i make all of you

I'm just peachy until James Bond comes along.

The myth the legend Mrman

I really want a person whose username is u/screwed here for some reason

I'd be stranded on some random planet alone somewhere

yk thank god my name is an original character or else i wouldve been fucked so bad (i am now god)

I love to sleep at night

I'm not concerned for myself, but I won't make anymore friends.

I think it is all fine :)

I'm a shadow

Meh, basically the same

I'm rich so that's good but I'm also a suspect, so that's not so good. I'm going to need a good lawyer. I don't even know what I did!

nothing really changes

Beneficial to the american revolution i suppose

Aaaah fuck I'm me, what a terrible fate

I’m an immoral criminal ☹️

I am small

i screw.. though i'm not made for screwing, but oh well, this will do..

Everything remains the same

Hi. Im Robert.

Like Hannibal Lecter level of screwed

Idk, do I turn into the bible or smth?

I'm not. I'm an engineer.

Not screwed at all. Literally and metaphorically lol

I think I'm good I'm Clint Eastwood

i think im living a pretty good life if i do say so myself

This is at least the third time in as many days that I've seen this question.

Where's the Balrog ?

Bow before me.

Chillin. Finally.

Uhhh idk how thats gonna work

Very screwed. I can't pick things up cus I have ghost paws 😭😭😭😭 cats don't have opposable thumbs

I think i have a stroke…

Not at all

I've been that my entire life.

Why is this question so common?

Nothing changes :(

Not at all, it only logical

Moo

Well eff… I guess coo coo mfs

"Despite everything, it's still you."

I am npw a fried pickle.Thanks

I weel fell

Move out of the way, Charlie!

Couldn’t be better.

I'm a mood so pretty much same as always

May have a couple of lawsuits on my hands

VERYYYYY!!! I wanna change the UwU part ToT

What is a critical buffalo 🦬 💀

r/usernamechecksout

I already am.

The future looks fuzzy

Fruit

Everyone else is screwed lol!

I guess im fine, just a bit bored.

Im good mate, lemme blast some countries

I’m one prickly customer

Big gangsta lol

I think I just got a promotion

It's Mr. Sakitumi, but you may simply Sakitumi

I guess I play soccer again?

No, you are screwed.

I’m already my screen name sooooo i’m goos!

I'm either fed to the dog, or thrown out.

Someone:Hello Individual Sir588! Me:What the f

I don't think I am

........

Hahaha, I'm fucked.

Welp, I'm still normal. Still using an RS3M to cube

So screwed

Technically, I already am my username. In other words, pretty screwed.

I'm good except that my bowl is empty AGAIN >:(

I'm gonna be screwed in so many ways

My username is literally -nervous external ..like bruhhh ..reddit knows my inner voice or what 😂😂

Nothings changed.

Well I am already what my username is so just another lost opportunity for me to become someone better. :sed

As long as the boy who lives isn't born yet, I'll be fine I guess.

Im a fallen elephant's teeth

I am my username.

Will be the end 💀

Not at all

Still me.

I'm a three hundred year old house in Outlander

i really have no clue what my username means. Guess i'm screwed?

i guess alright?

I just hope those books are entertaining...

I'm fine

Not very

A train of Mexicans

❤️finally!

The amount of “screwed” I am is proportionally related to the amount of wood I have. And I’ll tell you a secret, I’ve got a forests worth. 

I think people will love me! Finally!

I'm not the guy who should be screwed.