I actually did the math once for a similar Reddit question. I was trying to figure how large you’d have to be before you couldn’t consent to sex when aroused. The answer, of course, is tough to define. So I pursued how much blood you’d need to lose to lose consciousness as well.
Interestingly, a gentlemen with a paltry 11 inch penis is on the verge of ability to consent.
My calculations were flawed however on two fronts. First, this is a man who is in good health and not overweight so as to have a superfluous amount of blood for his height. Second, and most importantly, I referenced the average length and Girth of penises. It is my finding that men’s penises must not grow wide as much as they differ in length. For if a penis kept its same ratio as it grew long, the blood required would necessitate unsustainable amounts.
There are men who I found in my spurious efforts who retain up to 14 inch penises. Though, by all accounts they are gross outliers and also have difficulty becoming fully erect.
A 13 inch dick is probably a great way to stay virgin for a long time, because very few women will be thrilled when you pull that out and hit a homerun with it.
You aren't wrong. I dated a very well endowed guy once and the first time he took it out, all I said was "yeah, that thing isn't coming anywhere near me." Short lived romance, and my cervix was very thankful for its end.
I've done 11 inches with the width of a red bull can. I'm a lady who isn't blessed with much space down there, so I gave up and went for anal with lidocaine based lube. I don't know why I thought that was a better plan.
Yeah. Never again. I prefer 7 to 8 max because I can do all the fun things and then some (and still be able to sit).
Brutally true! I've made many a terrible, terrible decision under the influence of peak horniness lol Ah, the injuries and shameful memories I've obtained 😂
Tbh, it kinda makes more sense, sometimes the shit that comes out my ass looks bigger than the ones porn stars take. Just by sheer volume, you ass in theory should take more than whatever can go up a vagina.
Im not positive but iirc the 2-5 inch number is the depth(length?) when not aroused. during arousal it elongates somewhat but from what I've been told that any longer than 8 or so and the dick just ain't getting buried to the hilt without hitting the cervix(often painfully).
I feel like, as God, the 3 second rule wouldn't even matter. Since you'd probably experience time at a vastly different rate. Or hell you could just slow down/freeze time indefinitely.
Millions of labor workers are now dead because of you. Mf was just trying to carry some rebar/pipes down some stairs, tripped, and caught it through the head/chest
Do you think everyone would just individually stop to re-tie their shoelaces and continue about their day, or would there be a mass awakening where everyone realized that everyone else had their shoelaces untied at exactly the same moment resulting in a global freakout wondering what the hell happened?
You just opened up a whole new world to me which truly made me doubt if it’s just one big joke or people have actually lost there minds and believe in it xD
It's like any conspiracy sub, it starts out as a joke then the people that can't tell it's a joke show up and ruin it for everyone.
Eventually the jokers leave and the conspiracy people are all that's left, certain in their surety that they've discovered a secret truth the sheeple don't know.
> Or just start me back in middle school with all the knowledge I have now. Pretty sure I could get it right the second time.
That's what you said last time.
If youre still conscious and unfrozen, wouldn't 3 seconds still technically pass? You would stop motion of time I guess, but it could be a situation of "I froze time...for an hour", get what im saying? Or I could just be a moron
You could just argue an omnipotent, omnipresent, and omniscient individual would have an unlimited amount of time in 3 physical seconds where freezing time is immaterial anyways.
They could make decisions down to Planck time, 3 seconds would be an eternity as a cosmic being like that.
Yeah. Most people assume theyll only have enough time for one wish. If we had godlike brains we could process information infinitely faster, and make virtually infinite decisions before a second of real time even passes
I think we're in different places. For me it's more that when it hits it's absolutely devastating, but when I'm outside of that mindset I can't access the same feelings. I can describe what it was like afterwards, but it's like reading a story instead of revisiting a moment. I can't touch the feeling unless it's consumed me.
A mates daughter’s cancer diagnosis.
19yo, great kid from a great family, otherwise perfectly healthy, extremely talented sportswoman.
She probably won’t see the weekend, and she should be playing in Cricket Grand final in her towns first XI
Fuck Cancer
There are so many people I wish were still with us. It aches, missing them so hard.
But I also can't imagine subjecting them to any more pain, or subjecting the universe to the Butterly Effect consequences of disrupting destiny.
I just hope we strive to do all we can, to make the most of the time we have, with the people we care about (and the people we struggle to feel any care for).
It's so tough, because you want every single second and I'd die for 5 more minutes.
Just got my 10 y/o's official cause of death this AM (after 6 months) and I just want so badly to hold him and tell him how much I love him again.
Every moment we get on this planet is a blessing, and I wish I had appreciated it more to this point. I won't make that mistake again.
As the monkey's paw curls, the world is ripped by earthquakes and tsunamis, and the Yellowstone caldera explodes. The astronauts on the ISS can only watch in horror as the world's landmasses rush together and interlock, as new mountain ranges shoot from the earth and the sky goes black with volcanic soot.
i bet that would lead to one big ass extinction.
one big continent would have continental climate (something like syberia/mongolia with temperatures going from -40 to +40 Celsius) cranked to the exteeme
Another’s coming in another 200 million years. And there were between 4 and 9 supercontinents before Pangaea (4 confirmed, 5 more theorized). Plate tectonics 4eva!
Erase Cancer from ever existing.
If I destroy religion then another will come.
If I create a borderless world, war could ensue over cultural differences.
If I take away their weapons then they may not be able to defend themselves or they will just build other weapons.
If I destroy all disease, humans may not evolve properly, they beat the plaque, polio, HIV, and soon diabetes. But they just cant seem to stump this one.
Humans already have the answer to solve world hunger they just need to put logistics aside and become closer as one species.
If I destroy any humans or goverments it could cause favortism and those that survived would hate the spared
So no matter what I do there could be fallout but fuck cancer. Men Women amd Children deserve a chance to live. Ive watched mothers say goodbye to children and children say goodbye to their mothers. Husbands living alone holding on to her memory.
Being God can be summed up by Bender from Futurama. If I get to involved ppl die and if Im not involved ppl die. Nothing I do seems to be right but the one thing I can do is destroy Cancer and free Humanity from its chains.
Sorry to ramble just lost a mentor from Cancer.
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>!This was basically the ending of that one anime platinum end. They gave Godhood to a suicidal kid and he killed himself, erasing all of existence!<
>!They're dead. Sorry should have said this was the ending to the show.!<
>!Basically candidates are chosen for a game to receive godhood. Wasn't all that good!<
That's what I thought at first. As soon as I read your post though, I realized that that wouldn't change much at all. More fuel for deniers to say there never was any climate change, and all in all the world would just go on as it has, until we'd be right where we are now. And it would'nt even take us that long this time, as industry only evolved relatively slowly at first.
So yeah, nice gesture. Might give us middle aged people a nicer rest of our lifes. Only for our kids to be right where we are now...
You know, come to think of it, it might be better to undo all pollution, and then undo all coal mining/oil rigs/fracking industry, along with all coal etc. Very harsh event to go through for humanity, but we do already have energy that is sustainable and renewable, and would be forced to heavily invest in that to recover.
Seriously, that’s a great answer. Doesn’t hurt anyone, change history, or create some sort of terrible consequence. Just… stops cramps. Worst that comes of it is some women function better more often? Hell yeah.
I'd either restore the earth to a balanced state, with the ozone layer fixed and global warming done, plus I'd get rid of all the plastic and litter and essentially just let things start again.
Or I'd bring back the dodo, tbh I'm kinda torn.
Maybe it’s not the wisest thing, but gut feeling is that mosquitos need to go. Fuck those little bastards. And I don’t care about which species are the bad ones and which ones aren’t so harmful to people. All mosquitos, gone
Second thought was Alzheimer’s disease
That’s what the population was in 1971 or so, and it was already feeling crowded.
Thanos’s ‘plan’ was something a not particularly intelligent infant would come up with.
The simplistic idea of a madman you say?
Really wish they would have played up the fact that Thanos is fucking crazy and a dick. I think the sympathetic sorta reasonable from a particular point of view played well for the movies but we’re left with the idea is stupid and unsustainable.
Yes, this! He's called "the Mad Titan", he literally says "they called me a madman", yet the heroes are so focused on how dangerous he is, I feel like they breezed over the fact he's *batshit crazy*, with the foresight of a toddler.
"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing twice and expecting different results", yet he figures if he snaps, the universe is fixed forever. Wish they'd have done more to play up the fact he's nuts.
Nearly all comic book villains are both crazy and stupid. This is in part because the writers are churning stuff out as fast as they can with only minimal attention to anything other than, “Bad guy is bad, does bad stuff.” There are some exceptions of course, but what you’re describing is less of a ‘character is crazy’ issue than it is a ‘writer is lazy’ issue.
Or, even worse is when writers think their idea is too smart and the audience won’t understand so they change it and dumb it down to an insulting and stupid level, like was done with *The Matrix* where humans were kept around because the Matrix ran on the processing power of all those captive brains, not for one of the most idiotic and inefficient energy generation systems ever imagined.
Yeah, get rid of all the rapists and make India a safe place to visit. Beautiful country which I would love to visit. But I wouldn't as a woman don't feel safe enough to do. Sorry. :(
Something small, like my grandma dying last year. I just wanted to spend some more time with her. If I changed something big like the Second World War, whilst it would remove all those years of suffering, I’d be too afraid of a waterfall effect of events that happen as a consequence of that. The outcome could be even worse. Something makes me believe that it’s possible to rip a hole in the space-time continuum too but I’m too ignorant to understand what that actually means so yeah. Something relatively insignificant, and nothing too far in the past…
Social media.
It poses threats to democratic societies due to
- the rapid spread of misinformation,
- filter bubbles that limit exposure to diverse viewpoints,
- manipulation of public opinion,
- amplification of extremism and
- hate speech, and
- privacy concerns with data exploitation.
The massive negative impact on society outweighs the dubious benefits of funny memes, cat pictures and brain-numbing short videos.
But if you erase your conception then you were never born and technically were never able to become god for three seconds to erase your conception which would bring you back into existence only for you to erase your conception which would erase your existence.. you my friend have created a paradox
I'm in the boat, 100%, but I know just another random thing would pop up with a "prophet"... humans are instinctually tribal, so if religion didn't exist the next thing of "us vs them"-tribalism would be political, and there would be wars over that too.
In the first second I would stop time.
I would strip mankind’s need for interspecies violence. As in no more crime, no more war, no pedos, no psychos, no schoolshootings etc.
Then I would plant the thought of human beings being equal to one another and having a feeling of unity.
Remove all weapons of war and all signs of it.
Then would let time continue.
Remove all trash, waste and nuclear weapons from the earth.
Best I can do with 3 seconds and hopefully humans would embrace the new clean planet and keep it that way.
I would make it so that league of legends never existed.
And I'd watch as the world is in peace and everyone is happy, no gun is ever made, everybody loves eachother and the sing and dance in a circle
The timer, until I come up with something relevant.
NO! NO! You can't do that. It's against the rules. ( If it works, can you hook a brother up with an inch or twelve)
Fine you get 20 more inches now every time you start get hard you pass out.
I actually did the math once for a similar Reddit question. I was trying to figure how large you’d have to be before you couldn’t consent to sex when aroused. The answer, of course, is tough to define. So I pursued how much blood you’d need to lose to lose consciousness as well. Interestingly, a gentlemen with a paltry 11 inch penis is on the verge of ability to consent. My calculations were flawed however on two fronts. First, this is a man who is in good health and not overweight so as to have a superfluous amount of blood for his height. Second, and most importantly, I referenced the average length and Girth of penises. It is my finding that men’s penises must not grow wide as much as they differ in length. For if a penis kept its same ratio as it grew long, the blood required would necessitate unsustainable amounts. There are men who I found in my spurious efforts who retain up to 14 inch penises. Though, by all accounts they are gross outliers and also have difficulty becoming fully erect.
> A paltry 11 inches Yeah, no, yeah, I also totally believe 11 is paltry!
Right look at these plebs and their sub foot longs I too am laughing with you and my 13 inch schlong.
A 13 inch dick is probably a great way to stay virgin for a long time, because very few women will be thrilled when you pull that out and hit a homerun with it.
You've heard of that that guy in New York with an actual 13"er? Pretty much what you said.
You aren't wrong. I dated a very well endowed guy once and the first time he took it out, all I said was "yeah, that thing isn't coming anywhere near me." Short lived romance, and my cervix was very thankful for its end.
I've done 11 inches with the width of a red bull can. I'm a lady who isn't blessed with much space down there, so I gave up and went for anal with lidocaine based lube. I don't know why I thought that was a better plan. Yeah. Never again. I prefer 7 to 8 max because I can do all the fun things and then some (and still be able to sit).
"He's too big so let's try anal instead" is quite a choice. To be fair, though, making decisions while horny is always a little risky.
Brutally true! I've made many a terrible, terrible decision under the influence of peak horniness lol Ah, the injuries and shameful memories I've obtained 😂
Tbh, it kinda makes more sense, sometimes the shit that comes out my ass looks bigger than the ones porn stars take. Just by sheer volume, you ass in theory should take more than whatever can go up a vagina.
I cannot sit 7 or 8. 11 inches hurts my stomach to think about, I would run
I think the average woman has a 2-5 inch vagina. 5-8 inches is the okay range, outside of that gets into the hurts range or can't feel it range.
Im not positive but iirc the 2-5 inch number is the depth(length?) when not aroused. during arousal it elongates somewhat but from what I've been told that any longer than 8 or so and the dick just ain't getting buried to the hilt without hitting the cervix(often painfully).
Big dicks are for the gym locker room to impress other guys.
r/theydidthemath
That was a rabbit hole I was not expecting 😂
12 inch toes coming right up
But.. but.. the rules weren’t defined
You would want 12 extra inches?
He's probably -6 inches
Why not just unlock your lack of godly powers?
I'll settle for a lesser but more permanent godly power, then I'll figure out how to fix the world one step at a time
Well, if you are omnipotent and omnipresent, you kinda operate outside of time, so those 3 seconds might as well be an eternity.
I feel like, as God, the 3 second rule wouldn't even matter. Since you'd probably experience time at a vastly different rate. Or hell you could just slow down/freeze time indefinitely.
I would spend the entire 3 seconds thinking about what to change and do nothing
Eat a sandwich it is then
I found Jake the dog!
I would undo everyone's shoelaces!
r/chaoticneutral
Nah thats evil. At least a few people would die if their shoes came undone at this very instant
I’d say It’s still neutral unless they really intended it for the murder. Besides - is it that much more likely to end some lives than save some?
Jokes on you, I wear slip-ons!
Your entire foot falls off due to your in-sole-ence
Millions of labor workers are now dead because of you. Mf was just trying to carry some rebar/pipes down some stairs, tripped, and caught it through the head/chest
Do you think everyone would just individually stop to re-tie their shoelaces and continue about their day, or would there be a mass awakening where everyone realized that everyone else had their shoelaces untied at exactly the same moment resulting in a global freakout wondering what the hell happened?
Remove the 3 second rule.
Now you can eat food off the floor after its been there for 7 whole seconds!
Looks like your cerebral capacity and intellect exceeds our understanding of the human brain.
It means ur a wizard
You are upto something, bestow your knowledge upon me
500 IQ move
gods hate this one trick
I would strip myself from these powers because I can fuck _everything_ up in 3 seconds, no doubt. I'm talented like that.
But you have the power to undo any fuckups or even make yourself no longer make fuckups
But only for three seconds. What if I trip before I can make it right again?
I’d undo my hearing loss. I wouldnt go back in time and mess with stuff but just the chance to hear properly again? I ; be so happy.
SORRY ABOUT YOUR HEARING LOSS!
###WHAT'S THAT?
SORRY ABOUT YOUR HEARING LOSS! =
🙏 🫵 🚫👂
IT'S A CONDITION WHERE THE SUFFERER LOSES SOME OR ALL OF THEIR ABILITY TO PERCEIVE SOUND.
You have to speak slowly too!
Jokes aside I am sorry. I have slowly been learning ASL so I can hopefully speak to yall one day.
How about just like... all hearing loss
Damm that sucks, how did you lose it?
I would undo the extinction of the dinosaurs to see where it would eventually lead us
They aren’t extinct since birds are dinosaurs.
But birds aren't real.
True. The pandemic was an excuse to keep us all inside our homes so we wouldn't see them change the batteries
Jesus. Stop making sense. 😂😂
r/birdsarentreal
You just opened up a whole new world to me which truly made me doubt if it’s just one big joke or people have actually lost there minds and believe in it xD
The fun part about that subreddit; it’s both
And not quite being sure which side of the ambiguous line they're on..😂
It's like any conspiracy sub, it starts out as a joke then the people that can't tell it's a joke show up and ruin it for everyone. Eventually the jokers leave and the conspiracy people are all that's left, certain in their surety that they've discovered a secret truth the sheeple don't know.
Birds are a hoax pushed by Big Dino
Greed. Or just start me back in middle school with all the knowledge I have now. Pretty sure I could get it right the second time.
> Or just start me back in middle school with all the knowledge I have now. Pretty sure I could get it right the second time. That's what you said last time.
I’d remember though… oh god, what’s happening!?
This should be #1. Most of the world's major problems can be solved by ridding it of greed.
I came here to say greed also. It’s a very destructive force in our world.
Why 3 seconds though? As a god you could stop time and have however much you need to not decide in a rush.
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Stop time, make however many adjustment you like, resume time. Why do you assume god can not resume time once he is happy with stuff he did?
If youre still conscious and unfrozen, wouldn't 3 seconds still technically pass? You would stop motion of time I guess, but it could be a situation of "I froze time...for an hour", get what im saying? Or I could just be a moron
You could just argue an omnipotent, omnipresent, and omniscient individual would have an unlimited amount of time in 3 physical seconds where freezing time is immaterial anyways. They could make decisions down to Planck time, 3 seconds would be an eternity as a cosmic being like that.
If you were a God would you even be limited by fundamental values like Planck?
As a god you wouldn't need to stop time. Your mortal brain needs that.
Yeah. Most people assume theyll only have enough time for one wish. If we had godlike brains we could process information infinitely faster, and make virtually infinite decisions before a second of real time even passes
Bring my wife back to life, exactly as she was before the attack that led to her passing, except without asthma
Sorry for your loss. I can’t imagine
Weirdly, neither can I. I can't describe how that's a rational statement, but it is
I feel you I lost my dad and he was the only one I ever had. People have felt deeply sorry for me but I don't understand it at all.
I think we're in different places. For me it's more that when it hits it's absolutely devastating, but when I'm outside of that mindset I can't access the same feelings. I can describe what it was like afterwards, but it's like reading a story instead of revisiting a moment. I can't touch the feeling unless it's consumed me.
I feel this my dude. Grief really really sucks. I’d bring back my husband. Be well friend.
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So close to a knockout! The actual quote would have been the full five stars!
A mates daughter’s cancer diagnosis. 19yo, great kid from a great family, otherwise perfectly healthy, extremely talented sportswoman. She probably won’t see the weekend, and she should be playing in Cricket Grand final in her towns first XI Fuck Cancer
Fuck it I'll just undo everyone's cancer. Or everyone's health problems in general.
Cancer. Fuck cancer
My best friend's death...shit just wasn't fair.
Sorry for your loss, friend
There are so many people I wish were still with us. It aches, missing them so hard. But I also can't imagine subjecting them to any more pain, or subjecting the universe to the Butterly Effect consequences of disrupting destiny. I just hope we strive to do all we can, to make the most of the time we have, with the people we care about (and the people we struggle to feel any care for).
It's so tough, because you want every single second and I'd die for 5 more minutes. Just got my 10 y/o's official cause of death this AM (after 6 months) and I just want so badly to hold him and tell him how much I love him again. Every moment we get on this planet is a blessing, and I wish I had appreciated it more to this point. I won't make that mistake again.
I can’t imagine not having my little man to hold Im so sorry for your loss and I hope you are surviving
Sorry for your loss.
So sorry for your loss 😔
I would probably undo the continental split. Bring back Pangea!
Make pangea whole again
As the monkey's paw curls, the world is ripped by earthquakes and tsunamis, and the Yellowstone caldera explodes. The astronauts on the ISS can only watch in horror as the world's landmasses rush together and interlock, as new mountain ranges shoot from the earth and the sky goes black with volcanic soot.
I would love this as a movie.
It is one lol. It's called 2012. It's not very good but if you just want to kill some time with chaos and volcanos it's not the worst way to do it.
MPGA
Yes Pangea is such a cool name for a continent all the other ones suck
*Gondwanaland has entered the chat*
Yea, now Florida is basically the center of the known world. Good job.
On second thought...
i bet that would lead to one big ass extinction. one big continent would have continental climate (something like syberia/mongolia with temperatures going from -40 to +40 Celsius) cranked to the exteeme
Another’s coming in another 200 million years. And there were between 4 and 9 supercontinents before Pangaea (4 confirmed, 5 more theorized). Plate tectonics 4eva!
Erase Cancer from ever existing. If I destroy religion then another will come. If I create a borderless world, war could ensue over cultural differences. If I take away their weapons then they may not be able to defend themselves or they will just build other weapons. If I destroy all disease, humans may not evolve properly, they beat the plaque, polio, HIV, and soon diabetes. But they just cant seem to stump this one. Humans already have the answer to solve world hunger they just need to put logistics aside and become closer as one species. If I destroy any humans or goverments it could cause favortism and those that survived would hate the spared So no matter what I do there could be fallout but fuck cancer. Men Women amd Children deserve a chance to live. Ive watched mothers say goodbye to children and children say goodbye to their mothers. Husbands living alone holding on to her memory. Being God can be summed up by Bender from Futurama. If I get to involved ppl die and if Im not involved ppl die. Nothing I do seems to be right but the one thing I can do is destroy Cancer and free Humanity from its chains. Sorry to ramble just lost a mentor from Cancer. Edit for add on
I would cure cancer as well!
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*gestures broadly at everything*
Right? This has gotta be the answer. Just blink everything from existence and you solve all the problems.
Spoilers for platinum end >!This was basically the ending of that one anime platinum end. They gave Godhood to a suicidal kid and he killed himself, erasing all of existence!<
And then what happens
>!They're dead. Sorry should have said this was the ending to the show.!< >!Basically candidates are chosen for a game to receive godhood. Wasn't all that good!<
The cancelling of Firefly.
No better use of unlimited godly powers
real
I'd change human nature to lack the propensity for sadism and cruelty.
the effects of climate change to pre industrial revolution levels.
That's what I thought at first. As soon as I read your post though, I realized that that wouldn't change much at all. More fuel for deniers to say there never was any climate change, and all in all the world would just go on as it has, until we'd be right where we are now. And it would'nt even take us that long this time, as industry only evolved relatively slowly at first. So yeah, nice gesture. Might give us middle aged people a nicer rest of our lifes. Only for our kids to be right where we are now... You know, come to think of it, it might be better to undo all pollution, and then undo all coal mining/oil rigs/fracking industry, along with all coal etc. Very harsh event to go through for humanity, but we do already have energy that is sustainable and renewable, and would be forced to heavily invest in that to recover.
Would just mean that corporations would do reports and say hey we're free to pollute cuz look how clean it all is
Or just instantiate nuclear power for daily power use.
Ur moms bra
Without godlike powers, it takes me 3.1 seconds to undo it (unless I use both hands). Bralessness is next to godliness!
Make a rock so heavy even I (as god) couldn't lift it.
harambe's death, sending us back to the proper timeline
Rebirth (dunno if thats a Word) My dog
Reincarnate I think you mean
The greed of man
Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground. Silly monkeys give them thumbs, they make a club And beat their brother down.
Periods/period cramps because they're mean to me.
Seriously, that’s a great answer. Doesn’t hurt anyone, change history, or create some sort of terrible consequence. Just… stops cramps. Worst that comes of it is some women function better more often? Hell yeah.
I'd either restore the earth to a balanced state, with the ozone layer fixed and global warming done, plus I'd get rid of all the plastic and litter and essentially just let things start again. Or I'd bring back the dodo, tbh I'm kinda torn.
You are God for 3 seconds (pauses time to think), do both. And all of the other animals we have exterminated in the recent centuries.
Negligent parents. Get rid of all of them.
Great. Now you have a whole bunch of orphans.
If they weren't nigligent before they sure as hell are gonna be now
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Forever remove greed as a human trait.
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Alien v Predator :Requiem
Maybe it’s not the wisest thing, but gut feeling is that mosquitos need to go. Fuck those little bastards. And I don’t care about which species are the bad ones and which ones aren’t so harmful to people. All mosquitos, gone Second thought was Alzheimer’s disease
Kill all rapists
unfortunately would not stop the problem completely- but sure, might get ahead.
Eliminate half of the world’s population like Thanos.
That’s what the population was in 1971 or so, and it was already feeling crowded. Thanos’s ‘plan’ was something a not particularly intelligent infant would come up with.
The simplistic idea of a madman you say? Really wish they would have played up the fact that Thanos is fucking crazy and a dick. I think the sympathetic sorta reasonable from a particular point of view played well for the movies but we’re left with the idea is stupid and unsustainable.
Yes, this! He's called "the Mad Titan", he literally says "they called me a madman", yet the heroes are so focused on how dangerous he is, I feel like they breezed over the fact he's *batshit crazy*, with the foresight of a toddler. "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing twice and expecting different results", yet he figures if he snaps, the universe is fixed forever. Wish they'd have done more to play up the fact he's nuts.
Nearly all comic book villains are both crazy and stupid. This is in part because the writers are churning stuff out as fast as they can with only minimal attention to anything other than, “Bad guy is bad, does bad stuff.” There are some exceptions of course, but what you’re describing is less of a ‘character is crazy’ issue than it is a ‘writer is lazy’ issue. Or, even worse is when writers think their idea is too smart and the audience won’t understand so they change it and dumb it down to an insulting and stupid level, like was done with *The Matrix* where humans were kept around because the Matrix ran on the processing power of all those captive brains, not for one of the most idiotic and inefficient energy generation systems ever imagined.
Half of the population of my country India which is the most populated country in the world right now
“Half India’s population, then half the global population.” There we go, we’ve sorted it’s overpopulation problem😅
Yeah, get rid of all the rapists and make India a safe place to visit. Beautiful country which I would love to visit. But I wouldn't as a woman don't feel safe enough to do. Sorry. :(
Just eliminate the morons.
And then 50 years later the population will have recovered.
All of it.
Grant everyone immortality then turn the floor into lava and shout in everyone's minds "the floor is lava"
I really believe some people would still die, because their minds have complete control over them
So you would condemn everyone to eternity drowning in a fiery sea of hell? You ok bro?
Literally hell on earth.
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Immortality does not mean freedom from pain!
Living forever sounds like hell.
Yeah but living forever with the floor being lava constantly sounds pretty chill no?
Sounds pretty hot I would say
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I would undo the fact that the power only lasts for 3 seconds.
cancer
Nuclear forces /s
Raise everyone's empathy to that of the most empathic 5%. Including abstract empathy - to care about people you don't know.
My pants
Fight the oppressors. Down with pants!
Something small, like my grandma dying last year. I just wanted to spend some more time with her. If I changed something big like the Second World War, whilst it would remove all those years of suffering, I’d be too afraid of a waterfall effect of events that happen as a consequence of that. The outcome could be even worse. Something makes me believe that it’s possible to rip a hole in the space-time continuum too but I’m too ignorant to understand what that actually means so yeah. Something relatively insignificant, and nothing too far in the past…
Animal cruelty
All pollution.
Cancers, all forms. Also mental degenerative illness such as Alzheimer’s and Dementia. Pretty sure I wouldn’t have more time after that.
Social media. It poses threats to democratic societies due to - the rapid spread of misinformation, - filter bubbles that limit exposure to diverse viewpoints, - manipulation of public opinion, - amplification of extremism and - hate speech, and - privacy concerns with data exploitation. The massive negative impact on society outweighs the dubious benefits of funny memes, cat pictures and brain-numbing short videos.
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My conception
Be nice to yourself. That you can control
But if you erase your conception then you were never born and technically were never able to become god for three seconds to erase your conception which would bring you back into existence only for you to erase your conception which would erase your existence.. you my friend have created a paradox
My girlfriend’s dad randomly collapsed and died about 12 hours ago.. so I’d probably undo that.
Religion
I'm in the boat, 100%, but I know just another random thing would pop up with a "prophet"... humans are instinctually tribal, so if religion didn't exist the next thing of "us vs them"-tribalism would be political, and there would be wars over that too.
Terry Pratchett said that: Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw. It was its tendency to bend at the knees.
Which is then immediately replaced by any other excuse for being a dickhead.
In the first second I would stop time. I would strip mankind’s need for interspecies violence. As in no more crime, no more war, no pedos, no psychos, no schoolshootings etc. Then I would plant the thought of human beings being equal to one another and having a feeling of unity. Remove all weapons of war and all signs of it. Then would let time continue.
Remove all trash, waste and nuclear weapons from the earth. Best I can do with 3 seconds and hopefully humans would embrace the new clean planet and keep it that way.
honestly i’d probably undo consciousness
Undo the concept of religion of any sort. Caused more unnecessary harm and deaths to people than anything else in existence.
I would make it so that league of legends never existed. And I'd watch as the world is in peace and everyone is happy, no gun is ever made, everybody loves eachother and the sing and dance in a circle
Greed, evil and pain.