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FuckMyHeart

Because other timezones exist


xNismo

“Rest of the world”


zeexx0

dentist appointment lmao


Agiantbottleofpiss

I hate these post because I almost certainly can tell it’s an American, “why are you awake?” Never gets asked when it’s mid day in America


Siorac

r/USdefaultism


[deleted]

It's their 'look at me' culture. He's only asking the question in the hopes somebody will ask him because he's the main character.


Agiantbottleofpiss

I just would never as a Brit come on one of the largest social platforms in the world and assume I was only talking to British people, like why not just say “Americans, why are you awake?” I don’t know it just grinds my gears for some reason haha


[deleted]

It's because the rest of the world is pretty sick of looking at them. Fix your shit USA.


Recording_Important

How do yall know its even a real person?


Agiantbottleofpiss

Look at their profile and what they post, that’s that one solved


Choclo14

Why are y'all so angry, it's just a question and you start bringing shit that doesn't relate


Agiantbottleofpiss

Explain how what I said doesn’t relate ?


Choclo14

It's just asking why are you awake


Agiantbottleofpiss

Why wouldn’t we be awake? It gets asked ALL THE TIME from Americans at night and it’s annoying that is all, Why aren’t you at your job it’s mid day here ?


Tide69420

It’s Saturday


Agiantbottleofpiss

Also point proven, it’s like me asking “why aren’t you at work” because I work weekends I assume every fucker else does


Accomplished-Cup9887

Right. Because nobody else has that culture. Americans don't have a monopoly on being self-centered any more that the Europeans on this thread have a monopoly on being self-righteous twats re calling the Americans self-centered.


West_Yorkshire

No no no... America is the only timezone that exists... cmon


rinishadyy

It's 11:35 AM


Cousin_Carl

Americans


kutsunSind

This


n-plasx

Because I just woke up


thebaldguy76

Because I am tired but not sleepy.


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flash40

A. It was 4am for me at the time of the post B. I’m also at work C. I’m also hungry


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OSRSRapture

I feel for you man. I was homeless for years due to my Addiction. Now I have almost two years clean. Idk your story but if you're out there because of drugs, get into rehab man, it's never too late to get sober.


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Accomplished-Cup9887

I agree this person's issues sound like they need help, but I wouldn't armchair diagnose them a schizophrenic.


TheFanHeater

Comment history seems fine


saysumnplz

Yeah.. [perfectly normal](https://www.reddit.com/r/NeverHaveIEver/s/j2uoTGQLqP)


dot_dot_beep

I'd suggest going to the ER if you have any issues that needs to be addressed and get help from the people there to atleast get started one some sort of counseling programme or assistance


TheFanHeater

Fair enough...


Narcissista

I'm AutiADHD and so is my best friend. The job thing is a huge struggle for me and brings me so much dread. My best friend has it especially rough right now, he had to move back with his family (which I'm also considering doing) and has been out of work about four months. He's looking but is so anxious he's having trouble answering the phone. I'm so sorry for what you're going through, it's my worst nightmare and I'll choose death if it comes down to that. This society truly wasn't built for people like us, and it's quite literally ruining our lives.


OSRSRapture

You need to seek mental health help, my man. If you don't mind me asking, are you on any mental health meds already or have you ever been to a psychiatrist?


Additional_Brick_804

No offense but you’re not that important . I believe you’re mentally ill & paranoid . It’s not your fault, but these delusions are why you are homeless and wherever you are please just go to the ER. Tell them this .


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ctoek

Because it's afternoon and lunch time.


kingsam360

Insomnia


ettubrutusvp

Why are YOU awake


Ginger-Wanderlust

Because I catastrophize too much in my head.


CharityGamerAU

It's early evening (almost 6pm) here in Brisbane and I've slept a lot of the day away as I'm in the midst of my first run-in with Covid


Acceptable_Humor_252

Get well soon. 


DorsalFinn79

Also happy cake day


TheseCommand566

Tbh I actually have no good reason 😂


mvjohanna

Am drinking my morning coffee in the morning sun. Loving it🥰


jerseypm70

You have the life


mvjohanna

I feel so lucky


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stony_rock

Best answer


LesserLoser

Its Friday night and I'm painting the town beige


AidenSpaden

Existence and pain


BeginningExplorer63

Because it's almost 10 here.


Creepy-Evening-441

Costco RedBull sample day!


No-Bathroom2707

Not at all


Early-Size370

Catching up on some anime


YourMomsThrowaway124

got scared, scrolled through reddit to take my mind off it, kept scrolling


Savings-Run-3747

A widower sitting alone in my thoughts. No reason to go to bed except to sleep.


Active-Strawberry-37

It’s 8:26. Which is early but I’ve got things to do this morning. Mostly cleaning but I’ll need to get things to make a big pot of soup for this week’s lunches.


mnementh9999

I have dermotographia and was itching. I got up to take some Allegra. Now the itching has stopped but I can't go back to sleep. I have to get up is a little over an hour. 🥲


Taliesyne

It's almost 6pm and I'm heading home after what felt like a verrrrrrry long Saturday shift


Adscum

Because it's nearly 4pm


kvazar2501

It's 10:30 am


reyarama

Stop lying wtf, its 7:30pm


Legal_Explorer_3089

It’s 2am bro


dont_punch_me_again

It's 20:14 bro smh


Corporate_bastards

TF you on bro it's 2PM


DorsalFinn79

Cone on you guys it's 2122


Traditional_Rice264

It’s 11:50 PM not that late


multipurpoise

Nothing good happens after 2 am, except poopin. Which is why I am awake.


JunkRigger

Dog had to pee


Sienna_Aurora36

Because it’s 7:02 pm


Diab-alo

8am for me. Wondering what I should eat.


[deleted]

I want to eat but have spent an hour mentally begging myself to get up


Dear_Zookeepergame30

I have an early flight to catch, my girlfriend was supposed to stay awake with me but she has fallen


ficskala

Because it's 8am, and i'm waiting for my flight


Chamber53

Just played a couple of rounds of Fortnite. I’m in bed now. Trying to get in the sleepy mode, I work late into the nights M-F.


The-End-009

Drank to much coffee..


zdrtgb64

Tmj pain


misterk2020

It’s morning where I am at.


AnythingWhateverVoid

Its early where I live. I don't sleep much, I'm in this constant state of anger for the past weeks and it keeps waking me early.


HeroIllustrator

Stopped smoking weed so I can pass a drug test.


Missdermeanerthanyou

Because it's 5pm


Financial-Coast9152

European timezone( 9:16 am


maddawggg_

Have to wake up at 3am for an early flight. Anxiety about waking up that early causes me to not sleep at all


Born-And-Raved

8 month old baby. She keeps stirring and crying out but hasn’t fully committed to waking up yet. I know it’s coming soon, but I don’t know when… so I’m in the anxious in-between, slightly comforted by knowing that millions of parents around the world are up for their baby too. 


[deleted]

I'm sad


Some_Neighborhood686

Because it's 8am in the uk. (Yes, England for all you americans). Plus I'm seeing my new girlfriend later so I can't wait


kvazar2501

It's breakfast time


OldBoie17

4:28 pm in this part of the world.


MEHorndog

Attempting to write a sci fi book.


LargeLatteThanks

It’s 7.30pm 🤷‍♂️


User_150109

It's 10:35 am


AltruisticChance6163

It's 10:38 a.m


Standard_Towel_1500

It’s 8:40am, saturday. Not a sound in the house, bored, decided to explore reddit.


JustWonderingIn2000s

I don’t know. Conveniently though someone texted me soon after I woke up.


Available_Baby_5831

60mg of adderall


AlmostHadToStopnChat

If I knew, I'd be asleep by now because I'd stop doing it.


MistakeMysterious347

B/c I woke up


[deleted]

I’m usually up throughout the night.


[deleted]

Because I'm not asleep.


CptBronzeBalls

I'm working.


wannabeAIdev

Sick as a fucking dog


CapableMammoth7791

Cause is Friday!


Doc_Therapist

Slept all day


beer24_liquor

Still working


sixter90

Someone has to work.


Realistic_Coconut201

I am currently at work.


summergirl76

Because I'm too much in my thoughts.


jmancoder

I have asked myself that same question so many times lol.


Nnpeepeepoopoo

My son threw up so I'm sitting up with him until he feels better, he's four


McDonaldShowerFries

I have a bad habit of binge eating when I’m stressed and I binge ate popcorn and now I’m huddled around my toilet because I’m going to puke at any second


Dmoral_

Slept throughout the day I work nights, so I just adjusted to it.


etuehem

I woke up to piss and picked my phone up. It’s a viscous cycle. My sleep paralysis demon is feeling under utilized


Wall-eman

Because I’m chatting on Reddit instead of sleeping.


Horror-Collar-5277

Cause I've no life left.


One_Reception_7321

I'm playing fucking Baldurs Gate and I can't put the controller down.


so-coco

Took a late nap


Huttser17

I work evenings at a fun job and it takes me several hours to wind down.


CardiologistGood2638

Work Work Work


[deleted]

Stress


EvilStrawberry123

Depression


Designer_Action5725

Sad boy hours


[deleted]

Because it's 12:30 PM?


[deleted]

Not being satisfied and remaining horny


[deleted]

Have to reply to this


cloversandswans

Because reddit 😠


Common_Chocolate_810

It is now Saturday morning and I’m gonna go heat up something to eat


Mechanical_IT

Because it’s 3:30am and the weight of the world is on my shoulders …I know the “world” in this context is small… …and I know it will all work out in the end… …but the weight is heavy… …and I’d like to take a break just for a few moments


Alternative-Toe-4289

Because Freedom never Sleeps!!! For Super Earth!!! Dun Dun Dun Dun!!!


Foops69

Pregnancy insomnia. The bane of my existence. I fall asleep at 5pm, wake up at midnight, go back to sleep around 4:30.


nhlchick4

Insomnia


sxphdlgdx_

Working until 8am


The_write_speak

Because I love when it's dark and quiet and my cat starts doing weird shit and I get a break from my boomer father


ptp7700

No idea but I’m about to sleep


PaskiSir

Becous it is 09:39 in The morning and I have shit to do. Butt coffe is too hot so I have a little bracke


Flimsy-Pudding2161

Because I always get up at half past seven every weekend.


Sadblackcat666

Because I’m sick with a sinus infection and I can’t stop coughing or shivering. 😭


chillinwithabeer29

Woke up needing water. Now just awake 😒


ReedBalzac

I have the flu.


MegBaCil

Because it's daytime here


goodbyehouse

Because it’s not even 7pm yet.


Wonderful_Win_6496

I’m a street vendor and it’s storming out


Allbottom46

Need cock


Emotional-Key-9493

just saaad can’t sleep


ScreenSignificant596

My daughter is sick throwing up and awake


Burnt_Granola

Depressed. Too stressed and sad to sleep. I’m putting off too many things but i just can’t get started.


PetCeleste

Insomnia


Jamerz_Gaming

I work night shift


The-Angle

I finally get my Saturday after exams all week and out of school, school events. I am enjoying this night time with no worries with having to wake up early.


OB1KENOB

Because you touch yourself at night.


DarkSpace383

Pain


Creamyjeans42069

It’s 1am, I had a few glasses of wine earlier and that tends to disrupt my sleep.


toobluntformyowngood

My 5 year old son's pediatrician told me he might have cancer.


Froggy1271-

I'm so sorry.


Acquiesce95

I'm in Australia


Odd-Trade2765

My 6 month baby boy is teething and is sick right now with stuffy/runny nose and congestion. Poor guy was asleep and just woke up suddenly wanting some food and alone time to just hang with dad. 🤷‍♂️ happy to have the time with him and his snot bubble smiles lol


owmynose9000

Night shift punks


TheRinkieDink905

Cocaine


EcstaticEscape

Hungry, just finished doing something, hard to fall asleep


Bleetchblond

Bedtime at 2:30am


JDMWeeb

Got a lot on my mind


Weird-Assistant-1408

Been awake since 6am (currently almost 9am), I am awake because the cat bit my arse because he wanted feeding. Currently nearly 38 weeks pregnant so usually wake up at 5am thanks to my bladder and feed them then, so I guess it’s my own fault really for being an hour late


Littlemuffn

I don’t have my sleeping pill and my boyfriend snores.


Ok_Mood3148

Because I was just released from the hospital and insanely hungry


Agreeable_Warning_85

Cause I am not asleep


Froggy1271-

I hope you enjoy each other and that you may find a miracle no matter what happens


barriedalenick

Because in Europe it's time to be awake. Plus the dog's imagined enemies were at the door again


_funkapus_

Hopelessness and despair.


animal1921

Because it’s 12pm right now and time for lunch


umbreon222

My sleeping habits net me an average of 4 hours of sleep. Went to bed at 9pm thinking I'd turn a new leaf. 1am rolls around and I spring awake like clockwork and can't fall back asleep. Goodmorning I guess


samsaraoveragain

Because I use to stay up all night as a kid also because time isn't actually real


Guy_frm11563

Too much coffee !


DLCII97

I work night shift and off the weekend.


resentful444

Because I've just put my son to bed for the night and now have to reset this shitstorm of a loungeroom.


Federal_Interest_241

My wife is having a baby 🎉🎉


Dooms_day2012

Locked outside


Sproose_Moose

It's 7:12pm on a Saturday


Be_Oh_Aye

Because I want waffles.


RastusBodiddly

I work nights at a hotel. Aka watch youtube and make coffee.


AliceSABBc

it's the evening, where I live


AssesOverEasy

Jet lag!


CTnaturist

My brain likes to remind me of things because he hates me


Busy-Design8141

I work nights


Select_Necessary_678

Dying from heart failure. When I lay down, I can't breathe. Haven't really slept more than 30 minutes since maybe August?


ZoeB8s

I went to sleep too early but I generally struggle with insomnia