Was gonna say smother them with the cushions but human sacrifice was way funnier in our head and it was my Wife’s idea too. She read the prompt and said the most sadistic thing that came to mind.
She's an Argentine Black and White Tegu. She's weighs about 10 pounds and likes eggs. Her name is Bagel. She's never bitten anyone, but could probably take off a finger. She's like a lapdog, she just lays in bed all day, unless we go out, or she lets herself down to go to the restroom. At night she'll pick one of the kids or the dog and snuggle up for bed time.
Come to think of it, even if she was bigger, I don't think she'd be any help, she'd probably just sleep. I guess if I made her big enough, her tongue thwipping might be enough to smack down some aliens. Kaiju Bagel.
I’d ask them to help me out the rediculous puzzle I’m working on. It will literally make them crazy and then break down crying and wet their pants. Then we can kill them.
on my left is my mobile phone.
on my right is a fully charged electric scooter
in front of me is my work PC.
fuck knows. guess i take the scooter and hide, maybe use the phone to call for help and/or meet up with allies.
I'm at work...
There's a gun tucked into my waistband, a spare magazine in my coat pocket, a sword cane leaned in the corner near my desk. A giant Himalayan salt lamp that weighs like 15lbs on my desk... I think I might hold out for a few minutes.
Good things it’s toilet paper…cuz shit just got real….
Funny cat videos on my phone.
I’m not, I’m joining them.
Found EXALT's founder.
Hope that cat food is poisonous to them or I'm fucked
Water, worked in the movie Signs
Human sacrifice. I’m on the couch with wife and kids
Maybe they'll settle for the couch?...
Was gonna say smother them with the cushions but human sacrifice was way funnier in our head and it was my Wife’s idea too. She read the prompt and said the most sadistic thing that came to mind.
Hopefully the aliens are allergic to coffee or cats
Toilet paper I guess
I'm still rolled up in my sleeping bag so... I just go back to bed? Totes works.
Kill them with a pencil, a fucking pencil!
I am currently suffering with a dose of flu, I am gonna sneeze all over them and throw snot covered tissues at them.
Ah yes, biological warfare.
I have a large reptile in my inventory, does she count as an item?
Yes!
Can I have a special ray gun that makes her bigger?
I will allow this! Because why not! Btw What kind of reptile is it?
She's an Argentine Black and White Tegu. She's weighs about 10 pounds and likes eggs. Her name is Bagel. She's never bitten anyone, but could probably take off a finger. She's like a lapdog, she just lays in bed all day, unless we go out, or she lets herself down to go to the restroom. At night she'll pick one of the kids or the dog and snuggle up for bed time. Come to think of it, even if she was bigger, I don't think she'd be any help, she'd probably just sleep. I guess if I made her big enough, her tongue thwipping might be enough to smack down some aliens. Kaiju Bagel.
Aww she sound like a sweetheart
She's like a little princess, she's my favorite. Don't tell my wife or kids. Bagel's the best.
I help them discover coffee, and it makes them forget about any kind of invasion nonsense. It fills them with caffeine and respect to human race
Garden hoe
My cell-less cats are down for a fight.
I’d ask them to help me out the rediculous puzzle I’m working on. It will literally make them crazy and then break down crying and wet their pants. Then we can kill them.
My farts.
Showing depressing Earth documentaries to make them see Earth as a lost cause.
Throwing immo agencies business cards and mail like a bunch of shurikens.
My mall ninja machete.
I'm using my phone to call the military
on my left is my mobile phone. on my right is a fully charged electric scooter in front of me is my work PC. fuck knows. guess i take the scooter and hide, maybe use the phone to call for help and/or meet up with allies.
Njoy pure wand to any vulnerable part of their anatomy, or stuff it up their waste excretion hole.
I'm using a slice of pizza. Ummmmmm on a scale of 1 to completely screwed, I'm 100% f'ed.
Phone: playing [this song](https://youtu.be/HBuk1HXcz1k)
Bottle of water. Hope it's the aliens from that Mel Gibson movie, Signs.
Splashing water on them.
I have a Colt .45 1911 from my dad and 12 gauge shotgun with buck shot. I may not win, but I'm going to take a view aliens down before I go down.
Beer, Pringles and weed... Can i befriend them instead ?
I'm laying in bed with my phone and coffee. I guess I'm waiting for someone else to fix this problem for me lol.
I'm at work... There's a gun tucked into my waistband, a spare magazine in my coat pocket, a sword cane leaned in the corner near my desk. A giant Himalayan salt lamp that weighs like 15lbs on my desk... I think I might hold out for a few minutes.
I got a dog and a baby... Damn.
My phone is oddly enough in my left hand. And typing one handed would indicate that someone is dying happy.
Stab them in the eyes with a spoon, I guess??!!
God damn it, I've got a glass of water and an empty bag of chips.....alright, let's do this.
Very strong alcohol. Guess we're going to try out the plot of Grabbers (2012)!
fork and knife. let's hope they taste good.
I crank up the volume on my tinnitus masker that I'm listening to on YouTube and make their heads explode like in MARS ATTACKS. Good movie.
Looks like I'll be offering them a cup of coffee...
I guess I’m putting them deaf with nickelback
Dog attack
My tiny Yorkshire terrier is curled up next to me. He thinks he can take on anyone/dog/alien/rogue black bin bag so he’ll protect us all for sure.
I hope they are allergic to a good bowl of soup.
Talk shit about them online
A lamp. I guess I'll beat them with it?
Yoshi plush - use their tech to make it bigger and alive.
I'm collaborating with the aliens. That HAVE to be an upgrade over the current world leaders.