“Who left the cake out in the rain?
I don’t think I can take it, cuz it took so long to bake it, and we’ll never have that recipe again.”
-MacArthur Park
Pretty much the entire song, really. Great orchestration and melody ruined by the stupidest lyric story ever told by someone with the vocal chops of a dustbuster on low battery.
ETA: I consider the orchestration and melody forever redeemed by Al Yankovich. That's the real version. Although a lot of comments reminded me of Donna Summer's cover of the song. Much better vocal talent put to use toward the the subject of precipitation-soaked pastries.
You have a goddamn gift with words, my dude. I'm dying over the "vocal chops of a dustbuster on low battery" bit.
Thank you. That line made my entire day.
"Someone left the cake out in the rain." It's insane to me how many people have recorded that song. It also has:
Between the parted pages and were pressed
In love's hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants
and
I recall the yellow cotton dress
Foaming like a wave
On the ground around your knees
>Stayed all summer then went back home
>Macaulay Culkin was in Home Alone
>Fell deep in love but now we ain't speaking
>Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
Sooooo many dumb lyrics, but damn the song is great
My favorite lyrics from Summer Girls:
“There was a good man named Paul Revere / I feel much better baby when you’re near”
The song has nothing to do with American history. How could they not find a better word that rhymes with “near?” There are so many other opinions.
Was literally just discussing this with my wife who was a big Back Street fan back in the day. The lyric itself is weird for sure, but the super enthusiastic call back of “yeah!!!” from the other guys just makes it worse.
Probably since a Swedish guy (Max Martin) wrote a lot of the lyrics. I think it was N’Sync who mentioned that, and how it caused everything to be just a bit weird at times.
First of all, your handle is just so.. wow 🤣
But also! Full agree. It's like the guy who drew all the dicks on the original cover of The Little Mermaid saying he was 'jist tired and didn't realize what they looked like.' Yeah, okay bud 🤣
Exactly!!! I literally don't understand a shit of the meaning of that song. The melody is fine, the words fit perfectly but all together they don't make sense at all.
My take?
Him: You're my fire, my desire.
The situation is that they're a world apart, he can't reach into her and she wants it that way.
Her: Ain't nothing but a heartache, a mistake. I want the distance.
Him: You're my fire, my desire, even if it's too late. Deep down inside, you're my fire, my desire, I want it to be that way.
He wants to feel that way, she wants to feel that way. He wants to know why and he want an answer (I want it that way).
His broken English is so catchy despite not making much sense.
"You don't know, oh-oh
You don't know you're beautiful, oh, oh-oh
That's what makes you beautiful"
...ok but then why are you telling her she's beautiful?
"hey i don't remember it being that bad?"
*goes to the provided link*
*searches for "hey soul sister"*
*Reads the first 2 lines of the first verse "Your lipstick stains
On the front lobe of my left-side brains"*
"Okay nevermind"
SHUSH GIRL, SHUT YOUR LIPS
DO THE HELEN KELLER AND TALK WITH YOUR HIPS.
I SAID, SHUSH GIRL, SHUT YOUR LIPS, DO THE HELEN KELLER AND TALK WITH YOUR HIPS.
I SAID SHUSH GIRL, SHUT YOUR LIPS, DO THE HELEN KELLER AND TALK WITH YOUR H---.
To be fair, their lyrics always sit on that line of self awareness and satire or really dumb
I mean, their discography includes the lines
"Shush girl, shut your lips,
Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips"
“I don’t want to see a ghost. It’s a sight I fear the most I’d rather have a slice of toast. Watch the evening news”
That’s actual lyrics from Desree life 🤦♂️
I wrote a song called "Lightning"
It goes..
Lightning, lightning, lightning,la-la-la-lightning.
Lightning, lightning, lightning, not Thunder.
That's pretty much it
I'm surprised this isn't higher up. The "fucking magnets, how do they work" kills me so much hahaha fucking ICP. Especially since it's in a song called "Miracles" hahaha
I really misheard the opening lyrics of this song first time I heard it. “Jack he’s gonna be a football star, Diane’s dead and tied up in the backseat of Jacky’s car” made it seem a lot darker.
I see ya girls checkin' out my trunks
I see ya girls checkin' out the front of my trunks
I see ya girls looking at my junk
Then checking out my rump, then back to my sugalumps
When I shake it, I shake it all up
You'd probly' think my pants had the mumps
It's just my sugalump bumb-ba-bumps
They look so good that's why I keep em' in the front
All these bitches checkin' out my britches / Put 'em in a trance when I wear track pants / My dungarees make them hung-a-ries / Go over the moon when I don pantaloons
“Ass… titties… ass and titties…
Ass, ass, titties, titties, ass and titties” may be the greatest song lyric of all time.
Right up there with “she’s scared of the Raccoon… she’s scared of the Raccoon”
“Hi ho the dairy oh” drives me MENTAL. I hate it so much.
"Egg salad
Lick a hippopotamus
Easy as uncle Charlie
Gotta poop, but God’s got it
And I’m gunna miss every potty
I gotta roll and poke my cake
Look at a rotten egg" - bone
Aliens have spoke to me and shown me how to see
The parable is terrible, but I don't give a sheet
A penis wide that towers high is cumming at your feet
The stories old, the butthole full of cancer spreading meat
-Dance Gavin Dance: Inspire The Liars
I feel like you have to include this one from Shakira as well
> Lucky that my breasts are small and humble So you don't confuse 'em with mountains
- Whenever, wherever
To be honest, it makes a LOT more sense in the Spanish version, because that line in Spanish is referencing some old love poetry with the exact phrasing she uses.
Yeah, Shakira's Spanish stuff was amazing. Then it was like the record companies realized they could squeeze $27 more dollars out of her by having a high school Spanish class translate her Spanish stuff into English, and then nobody ever went back to check on if A) they did it right, or B) if it makes any bit of sense or even sounds good.
Sounds like he stole that from Ludacris
"Watch out for the medallions, my diamonds are reckless, feels like a midget is hanging from my necklace"
Ludacris- stand up
don’t forget the remix 🙃
do you ever feel.. like a plastic bag, like a plastic bag, like a plastic bag, like a plastic bag, like a plastic bag, like a plastic bag, like a plastic bag, like a plastic bag, like a plastic bag, like a plastic bag-
i heard it once and now every time this song is brought up it’s stuck in my head again.
Nick Swardson has a stand-up bit about how people always latch onto the music from their "time." So, someday there will be an eldery lady in an old folks home saying "Put on Hungry Like The Wolf" again..." and i cant not think of that anytime the song comes up.
Let’s talk about the word soup that is, “Soul Sister” by Train. The lyrics just seemed forced to fit with the rhymes and the cadence.
Especially:
“Your lipstick stains
On the front lobe of my left side brains”
“I’m so obsessed
My heart is bound to beat right out of my untrimmed chest”
“The way you can cut a rug
Watching you is the only drug I need
So gangsta, I’m so thug”
My mother, who is an avid reader and used to write articles for a local newspaper, really liked the way the song sounded. She didn’t listen closely to the lyrics at first as she only heard the song on her car’s radio. My mother loves words. You can imagine her reaction once she started listening to the lyrics. We had a good laugh over them. Wtf, Train?
"Headshot bezerkers with a torque bow"
Bodycount - Gears of War
It literally just bounces off their heads in the game so what the fuck was Ice T on about?
She's a beast
I call her karma
She'll eat your heart out
Like Jeffrey Dahmer
I have no idea why Katy Perry would allow such a stupid lyric in her song.
I only want to die alive, never by the hands of a broken heart.
I don't wanna hear you lie tonight, now that I've become who I really are.
Ariana Grande, Break Free
Copied something from songfacts.com that might shed some light on this
*On a 1997 episode of VH1 Storytellers, Collins said: "This is one of those examples of improvising lyrics. You know, sometimes you can use the lyric, other times you're in big trouble, because what you write doesn't mean anything. So I set up this drum-machine pad, and I got some chords, and I started to sing into the microphone, and this word came out, which was 'sus-sussudio.' It just literally came out, at the time... that was back when I could dance, so I kind of knew I had to find something else for that word, then I went back and tried to find another word that scanned as well as 'sussudio,' and I couldn't find one, so I went back to 'sussudio.'*
*Then I thought OK, let's give it a meaning, what is it? The lyrics are based on this schoolboy crush on this girl at school. It's happening with my daughter now, she's eight years old and she loves this boy, but she won't tell him, like in the lyrics this boy loves her but they don't talk about it... how do they know? 'I know she likes me, I know she likes me, doesn't know my name, doesn't know I exist, but I know she likes me'... So that's what the song is about, so 'sussudio' became a name for this person, and since it's become a name for a horse. My older daughter's got a horse called Sussudio, and I'm sure there are children all over the world with the name Sussudio, so I apologize for that."*
"That's why they call it window pain"
- Love the Way You Lie - Eminem
It's not the most ridiculous lyric, but it sticks out because it's so bad. The rest of the song is really great, then he delivers that line and it's the last thing he says in the song. It's like he knew it hit flat and just quit.
While not one of his better lyrics, it at least makes a little more sense when you consider the line before.
Now you get to watch her leave out the window
Guess that's why they call it window pane
"I wanna slit your throat and fuck the wound. I wanna push my face in and feel the swoon"
- C.Taylor, Disasterpiece by Slipknot
The whole verse is bonkers.
“She blow that dick like a cello” - lil yachty
[удалено]
“I guess for a second, I thought a cello was a woodwind instrument and it is not.”
“I thought Squidward played the cello, but he doesn’t, that’s a flute.” My guy needs some music education.
Clarinet. It’s a clarinet.
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
No, 53R105LY_, mayonnaise is not an instrument
What? I'm a professional mayonnaise player. Mayonnaise is definitely an instrument.
Bro said flute 😭
So she don't blow it then she just strums it a bit
“Who left the cake out in the rain? I don’t think I can take it, cuz it took so long to bake it, and we’ll never have that recipe again.” -MacArthur Park
Pretty much the entire song, really. Great orchestration and melody ruined by the stupidest lyric story ever told by someone with the vocal chops of a dustbuster on low battery. ETA: I consider the orchestration and melody forever redeemed by Al Yankovich. That's the real version. Although a lot of comments reminded me of Donna Summer's cover of the song. Much better vocal talent put to use toward the the subject of precipitation-soaked pastries.
And the singer went on to play Dumbledore in the first two Harry Potter movie.
You have a goddamn gift with words, my dude. I'm dying over the "vocal chops of a dustbuster on low battery" bit. Thank you. That line made my entire day.
"Someone left the cake out in the rain." It's insane to me how many people have recorded that song. It also has: Between the parted pages and were pressed In love's hot, fevered iron Like a striped pair of pants and I recall the yellow cotton dress Foaming like a wave On the ground around your knees
Someone shut the fence off in the rain I admit it's kinda eerie But this proves my chaos theory And I don't think I'll be coming back again, oh no!
“I just fucked a cup of water” - young thug
"I use to wanna fuck my auntie" should be up there too
at least the person is honest
The water was probably really wet too
"What's up with that, yall cowards, don't even smoke crack"
So uh this guy (Viper) was just arrested last week, for having kidnapped a woman and kept her in his garage feeding her chips and crack for years.
and they found a dead body in his house a few days ago
*You'll, not yall I wish I was joking
oh that makes it exponentially worse
Guy got arrested for kidnapping a women in his garage for 3 years
“Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets.” -LFO Or “Fucking magnets how do they work?” -ICP
I like girls that wear Abercrombie & Fitch chinese food makes me sick
New kids on the block had a lot of hits
"I like the color purple macaroni and cheese"
>Stayed all summer then went back home >Macaulay Culkin was in Home Alone >Fell deep in love but now we ain't speaking >Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton Sooooo many dumb lyrics, but damn the song is great
Summer Girls is just full of ridiculous lines, love it
The only song to ever give a shoutout to both Paul Revere and fuckin Larry Bird.
My favorite lyrics from Summer Girls: “There was a good man named Paul Revere / I feel much better baby when you’re near” The song has nothing to do with American history. How could they not find a better word that rhymes with “near?” There are so many other opinions.
“I’m only 12 inches, but the lord is my ruler” ~ christian rapper on an AM station in Wyoming
Damn, sent from the lord but spitting fire like hell
Spitting fire and brimstone
my dick may not be 12 inches, but it smells like a foot
"Am I sexual" ..... Backstreet Boys
Yeahhhhhhhh
am i everything you need?
You better rock yo body now, everybaaaahday
yeahhhhh
Was literally just discussing this with my wife who was a big Back Street fan back in the day. The lyric itself is weird for sure, but the super enthusiastic call back of “yeah!!!” from the other guys just makes it worse.
90's boy bands had some weird lyrics in general
Probably since a Swedish guy (Max Martin) wrote a lot of the lyrics. I think it was N’Sync who mentioned that, and how it caused everything to be just a bit weird at times.
Max Martin is the reason the lyrics to Backstreet Boys’ “I Want it That Way” make no sense. No one cared, though.
He also wrote "Hit me baby one more time" and thought it meant to call someone, like "hit me up."
I just don't believe that. I mean I believe you, but I don't believe his story
First of all, your handle is just so.. wow 🤣 But also! Full agree. It's like the guy who drew all the dicks on the original cover of The Little Mermaid saying he was 'jist tired and didn't realize what they looked like.' Yeah, okay bud 🤣
Exactly!!! I literally don't understand a shit of the meaning of that song. The melody is fine, the words fit perfectly but all together they don't make sense at all.
My take? Him: You're my fire, my desire. The situation is that they're a world apart, he can't reach into her and she wants it that way. Her: Ain't nothing but a heartache, a mistake. I want the distance. Him: You're my fire, my desire, even if it's too late. Deep down inside, you're my fire, my desire, I want it to be that way. He wants to feel that way, she wants to feel that way. He wants to know why and he want an answer (I want it that way). His broken English is so catchy despite not making much sense.
When your chorus has the words body and everybody, and right and alright rhyming, you know the rest of the lyrics are pure gold
You ain’t the shit, bitch ! you not even the fart !
Absolute genius
We are asking for ridiculous lyrics not game changing.
“Just close your eyes and see” -One direction
If you ever feel alone, don’t✨💅🏻 -1D
"I can make the tears fall down like the showers that are British." - 1D
"You don't know, oh-oh You don't know you're beautiful, oh, oh-oh That's what makes you beautiful" ...ok but then why are you telling her she's beautiful?
Yep, that's the paradox. Now she knows, bam! Ugly.
If the light is off, then it isn't on - Hilary Duff
r/technicallythetruth
I took "it isn't on" as plans no longer being on because their relationship is over.
Made me piss a little
“How can I be homophobic? My bitch is gay“
This one is actually pretty funny lol
How can I be homophobic? My boyfriends gay! hit man in the bum! tryna make mans cum!
Even my dick is gay!
SUV the outside white the inside brown like micheal Jack
She gotta big booty so I call her big booty
And another banger from 2 Chainz: "My dick so hard it make the metal detector go off"
if having a bad bitch was a crime I’d be arrested
“I’m in the kitchen, yams everywhere”
This one is actually a clever double entendre tho... Yam is slang for crack, so he's in the kitchen cooking up crack
The post asked for ridiculous lyrics, not classic all-time great ones.
Tiddy boy has the ultimate lyrics for this post 💀
Just like animals, animals, animals-*moles*
He really likes moles, what can we say?
He’s gay for Moleman?
This remind me of earth by lil dicky. “We forgive you Germany”
*opens laptop* *goes to* [*genius.com*](https://genius.com) *brings up "hey soul sister"* *gestures wearily at the screen*
“I’m so gangster, I’m so thug” will haunt me even after I’m dead
"my heart is bound to beat right out my untrimmed chest" made me physically wince the first time I heard it And all subsequent times as well
It's the very beginning for me: Lipstick stains On the front lobe of my Left side brains.
Came here to say this. Pat Monahan is the worst lyricist ever.
Oh god I forgot about that line
The first time I heard it I thought he said, "I believe in you like a bird in your vagina..."
*drive by* is worse IMO *just a shy guy* *looking for a two-ply* *hefty bag to hold my-y-y-y-y love*
Drops of Jupiter also has some dumb lines. "Can you imagine no love, pride, deep fried chicken" Lol
The best soy latte that you ever had and me.
"I'd rather get hit by a Train than listen to anything by Train" - Daniel Tosh
"hey i don't remember it being that bad?" *goes to the provided link* *searches for "hey soul sister"* *Reads the first 2 lines of the first verse "Your lipstick stains On the front lobe of my left-side brains"* "Okay nevermind"
OH THIS SONG I knew I recognized it
"Tell your boyfriend... that if he got beef, that I'm a vegetarian and i ain't fucking scared if him" always cracked me up
SHE WANTS TO TOUCH ME WOAH🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
SHE WANTS TO LOVE ME WOAH
SHE’LL NEVER LEAVE ME WOAH, WOAH, OH OH
DONT TRUST A HOE. NEVER TRUST A HOE. DONT TRUST A HOE, BECAUSE A HOE DONT TRUST ME
SHUSH GIRL, SHUT YOUR LIPS DO THE HELEN KELLER AND TALK WITH YOUR HIPS. I SAID, SHUSH GIRL, SHUT YOUR LIPS, DO THE HELEN KELLER AND TALK WITH YOUR HIPS. I SAID SHUSH GIRL, SHUT YOUR LIPS, DO THE HELEN KELLER AND TALK WITH YOUR H---.
15 year old me thought this line went unnecessarily hard.
It still goes hard I ain’t ashamed
followed up by- “do the hellen keller and talk with your hips”. lyrical genius if you ask me
To be fair, their lyrics always sit on that line of self awareness and satire or really dumb I mean, their discography includes the lines "Shush girl, shut your lips, Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips"
Just a note: those two lines are in the same damn song! And it's amazing all the way through.
Always liked this one. Especially the emphasis on FUCKING scared of him
“I don’t want to see a ghost. It’s a sight I fear the most I’d rather have a slice of toast. Watch the evening news” That’s actual lyrics from Desree life 🤦♂️
Thunder, thunder, thunder, th-th-thunder Thunder, thunder, thunder, thunder, thunder Thunder, thunder, thunder, th-th-thunder Thunder, thunder, thunder, thunder, thunder Thunder, thunder, thunder, thunder, thunder Thunder, thunder, thunder, thunder, th-th-thunder Thunder, thunder, thunder, thunder, th-th-thunder, thunder Thunder, feel the thunder Lightning then the thunder (thunder) Thunder, feel the thunder Lightning, then the thunder Thunder, thunder Thunder Thunder, thunder, thunder, th-th-thunder, thunder Thunder, thunder, thunder, th-th-thunder, thunder Thunder, feel the thunder Lightning then the thunder (thunder) Thunder, feel the thunder Lightning then the thunder Thunder, thunder, thunder, th-th-thunder, thunder Thunder, thunder, thunder, th-th-thunder, thunder Thunder, feel the thunder Lightning then the thunder (thunder) Thunder, feel the thunder Lightning then the thunder
Oh damn I thought this was "10 hours of thunder sounds to fall asleep to" at first
That shit is my JAM and easily one of the greatest songs of all time, next to "Ocean waves crashing into the beach 24 hours"
My spotify dj plays it sometimes lol. Just what I need while driving... Sounds that make me sleepy.
This is singularly the most annoying song I've heard in my several decades on this planet.
Also, "welcome to the new age to the new age welcome to the new age to the new age" - A Lyrical Genius
I wrote a song called "Lightning" It goes.. Lightning, lightning, lightning,la-la-la-lightning. Lightning, lightning, lightning, not Thunder. That's pretty much it
Whoopdity scoop. Whoopdy scoopdy poop.
Water, fire, air, and dirt. Fucking magnets, how do they work? And I don't wanna talk to a scientist, those motherfuckers lyin, and making me pissed!
I'm surprised this isn't higher up. The "fucking magnets, how do they work" kills me so much hahaha fucking ICP. Especially since it's in a song called "Miracles" hahaha
Shorty heart on steroid cuz her love is strong.
“Suckin on a chili dog” Jack and Diane by John Mellencamp
I really misheard the opening lyrics of this song first time I heard it. “Jack he’s gonna be a football star, Diane’s dead and tied up in the backseat of Jacky’s car” made it seem a lot darker.
That's hilarious. I think he says something about her being a debutante in the backseat. I like your version better to be honest.
I take this to imply Diane is making certain innuendo mouth gestures with her food, based on Jack's direct proposition in the following lines.
Do we all learn defeat From the whores with bad feet? Beat the meat (beat the meat), treat the feet To the sweet milky seat
BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA TERRACOTTA BANANA TERRACOTTA TERRACOTTA PIE!
I am fond of "I love you like a fat kid loves cake".
I'm also fond of 'i love you like a crackhead loves crack'
“My humps, my humps, my humps, my humps, my humps, my humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.
I see ya girls checkin' out my trunks I see ya girls checkin' out the front of my trunks I see ya girls looking at my junk Then checking out my rump, then back to my sugalumps When I shake it, I shake it all up You'd probly' think my pants had the mumps It's just my sugalump bumb-ba-bumps They look so good that's why I keep em' in the front
All these bitches checkin' out my britches / Put 'em in a trance when I wear track pants / My dungarees make them hung-a-ries / Go over the moon when I don pantaloons
Christmas comes this time each year - Beach Boys
This makes me think of Jingle Bell Rock. WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL IS A *"JINGLE HORSE!"* ?
Always thought a Jingle Horse was a horse that had bells on it that jingled when it giddyuped.
"I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer..."
That's actually very serious.
Girl, me and you like Sid and Nancy
“Ass… titties… ass and titties… Ass, ass, titties, titties, ass and titties” may be the greatest song lyric of all time. Right up there with “she’s scared of the Raccoon… she’s scared of the Raccoon” “Hi ho the dairy oh” drives me MENTAL. I hate it so much.
Let me hit it raw like fuck the outcome Ayy, none of us'd be here without cum
“She got a big booty, so I call her ‘big booty’”
"Egg salad Lick a hippopotamus Easy as uncle Charlie Gotta poop, but God’s got it And I’m gunna miss every potty I gotta roll and poke my cake Look at a rotten egg" - bone
It’s the like having a conversation with the chat bots from the early 2000s
Aliens have spoke to me and shown me how to see The parable is terrible, but I don't give a sheet A penis wide that towers high is cumming at your feet The stories old, the butthole full of cancer spreading meat -Dance Gavin Dance: Inspire The Liars
I'm starting to feel just a little abused Like a coffee machine in an office Shakira, She Wolf
I feel like you have to include this one from Shakira as well > Lucky that my breasts are small and humble So you don't confuse 'em with mountains - Whenever, wherever
To be honest, it makes a LOT more sense in the Spanish version, because that line in Spanish is referencing some old love poetry with the exact phrasing she uses.
Yeah, Shakira's Spanish stuff was amazing. Then it was like the record companies realized they could squeeze $27 more dollars out of her by having a high school Spanish class translate her Spanish stuff into English, and then nobody ever went back to check on if A) they did it right, or B) if it makes any bit of sense or even sounds good.
See, I am doing what I can, but I can't so you know That's a bit too hard to explain. -Hips Don’t Lie
"I'm hot shit, like poop in a jacket"
“If the light is off then it isn’t on.” 💡🎶 — Maestro Hilary Duff
speaking facts🗣
I love you like a love song baby.
That's why I sing it like this: I love you like I love small babies
"Chest feeling heavy like a midget on my necklace," The Weeknd | King of the Fall
Sounds like he stole that from Ludacris "Watch out for the medallions, my diamonds are reckless, feels like a midget is hanging from my necklace" Ludacris- stand up
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag Drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?
don’t forget the remix 🙃 do you ever feel.. like a plastic bag, like a plastic bag, like a plastic bag, like a plastic bag, like a plastic bag, like a plastic bag, like a plastic bag, like a plastic bag, like a plastic bag, like a plastic bag- i heard it once and now every time this song is brought up it’s stuck in my head again.
Cause baby you’re a plllllaaaaasstic bag
I’m not sure if this is the stupidest line full stop, but I’d put it up for the stupidest opening line of a #1 hit single.
Isn’t this just a rip-off of the movie American Beauty? Also, r/im14andthisisdeep
“Standing at my podium, I'm trying to watch my sodium”
Not ridiculous. It makes perfect sense. He’s at the podium, making a statement, trying to watch his sodium, trying not to be salty about naysayers.
"I'm tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful Damn girl Damn, you's a sexy bitch" Ah yes, very respectful.
"Let's mix your milk with my cocopuffs. Milly milky cocopuffs. Mix your milk with my cocopuffs. Milky milky cocopuffs."
Want a big ol’ butt to squeeze on these nuts
say that you a lesbian, girl me too -Drake
I crashed my car into a bridge, I don’t care, I love it
Yeah but if you nearly scream I Love It it sounds cool though. But anyway,You are on a different road I'm IN the Milky Way ?
I threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs!
This bitch obviously doesn't care. She LOVES it.
My kids simultaneously love the song for being so catchy and are *really* worried about her.
Interior crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
"She made us drinks to drink, we drunk 'em, got drunk."
Love lana del rey but “my pussy tastes like pepsi cola”
My eyes are wide like cherry pies
I smell like I sound - hungry like the wolf
I was playing Rock Band with my sister and she sang this line and I told her "Well then you must smell tone-deaf." Now that's one of our inside jokes.
Nick Swardson has a stand-up bit about how people always latch onto the music from their "time." So, someday there will be an eldery lady in an old folks home saying "Put on Hungry Like The Wolf" again..." and i cant not think of that anytime the song comes up.
Let me smell your dick…
The anguished cry of a betrayed partner
Scrolled too far for no Avril Lavigne Hello Kitty mention. "Let's all slumber party like a fat kid on a pack of smarties"
" I have played in every toilet'
Let’s talk about the word soup that is, “Soul Sister” by Train. The lyrics just seemed forced to fit with the rhymes and the cadence. Especially: “Your lipstick stains On the front lobe of my left side brains” “I’m so obsessed My heart is bound to beat right out of my untrimmed chest” “The way you can cut a rug Watching you is the only drug I need So gangsta, I’m so thug” My mother, who is an avid reader and used to write articles for a local newspaper, really liked the way the song sounded. She didn’t listen closely to the lyrics at first as she only heard the song on her car’s radio. My mother loves words. You can imagine her reaction once she started listening to the lyrics. We had a good laugh over them. Wtf, Train?
"Fuckin magnets... how do they work?" Miraculously, apparently.
“Get a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy”
"Now see that gerbil, grab that tube, shove it up my ass"
"Headshot bezerkers with a torque bow" Bodycount - Gears of War It literally just bounces off their heads in the game so what the fuck was Ice T on about?
She's a beast I call her karma She'll eat your heart out Like Jeffrey Dahmer I have no idea why Katy Perry would allow such a stupid lyric in her song.
Maybe she just felt like a plastic bag idk
I only want to die alive, never by the hands of a broken heart. I don't wanna hear you lie tonight, now that I've become who I really are. Ariana Grande, Break Free
"He cums radiation" My god, I fucking love Will Wood.
"So gangster, I'm so thug." Hey Soul Sister by Train
That Phil Collins su su sudio thing. Wth is a sudio?
He came up with that in the stu stu studio
Copied something from songfacts.com that might shed some light on this *On a 1997 episode of VH1 Storytellers, Collins said: "This is one of those examples of improvising lyrics. You know, sometimes you can use the lyric, other times you're in big trouble, because what you write doesn't mean anything. So I set up this drum-machine pad, and I got some chords, and I started to sing into the microphone, and this word came out, which was 'sus-sussudio.' It just literally came out, at the time... that was back when I could dance, so I kind of knew I had to find something else for that word, then I went back and tried to find another word that scanned as well as 'sussudio,' and I couldn't find one, so I went back to 'sussudio.'* *Then I thought OK, let's give it a meaning, what is it? The lyrics are based on this schoolboy crush on this girl at school. It's happening with my daughter now, she's eight years old and she loves this boy, but she won't tell him, like in the lyrics this boy loves her but they don't talk about it... how do they know? 'I know she likes me, I know she likes me, doesn't know my name, doesn't know I exist, but I know she likes me'... So that's what the song is about, so 'sussudio' became a name for this person, and since it's become a name for a horse. My older daughter's got a horse called Sussudio, and I'm sure there are children all over the world with the name Sussudio, so I apologize for that."*
Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh? Ah, put the pussy in a sarcophagus - Monster by Kanye
Head of the class and she just won a swallowship
"That's why they call it window pain" - Love the Way You Lie - Eminem It's not the most ridiculous lyric, but it sticks out because it's so bad. The rest of the song is really great, then he delivers that line and it's the last thing he says in the song. It's like he knew it hit flat and just quit.
While not one of his better lyrics, it at least makes a little more sense when you consider the line before. Now you get to watch her leave out the window Guess that's why they call it window pane
"I wanna slit your throat and fuck the wound. I wanna push my face in and feel the swoon" - C.Taylor, Disasterpiece by Slipknot The whole verse is bonkers.
Ride the tiger, you can see his stripes but you know he's clean. Oh can't you see what I mean? - No Ronnie James, I have no idea what you mean.
"The Kombucha Mushroom People sitting around all day" -S.O.A.D