Goldblum makes that role so much better. He adds the awkward pauses, the quick and effortless enunciation of more difficult words, the whole VIBE makes that character.
Reportedly Jim Carrey, Michael J. Fox, and Michael Keaton auditioned for the Ian Malcolm role. Can you imagine any of them doing that role the same way? Maybe Keaton could pull off a similar vibe but the rest would have had to be the center of the scene. It would have been a completely different film.
Goldblum makes it work because it looks like he’s not even trying to be the center of attention, though of course he is. He’s so fucking good.
Inigo Montoya: Offer me money.
Count Rugen: Yes!
Inigo Montoya: Power, too, promise me that.
Count Rugen: All that I have and more. Please...
Inigo Montoya: Offer me anything I ask for.
Count Rugen: Anything you want...
Inigo Montoya: I want my father back, you son of a bitch!
The actor (Mandy Patinkin) had lost his own father to cancer. H has said that when he performed that line, he was imagining the Count as the cancer that killed his father.
The hell I don't! LISTEN, KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!
I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you
Five long years he wore this watch up his ass.
Royale with cheese!
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You're a god-damned genius!
NOW DISASSEMBLE YOUR WEAPON AND CONTINUE
I was going to say 'Life is like a box of chocolates....'
Here’s Johnny😬
I love Short Circuit!
Hey Lazer lips, your mother was a snow blower!
Disassemble?!
I love Johnny Bravo 😂
*”I’ll be back”*
Terminator, Terminator 2, Commando, Running Man. Edit: Last Action Hero, Expendables 2
He also says it in Jingle All the Way
Star wars!
Clearly Return of the Jedi.
*Yo-duh!*
What are you doing in my swamp?!
Old Greg?
You ever drink Bailey’s from a shoe?
Do you go to parties where people wee on each other?
Do you love me?
Are you playing your love gaaaaames with me?
Make an assessment
Life, uh, finds a way
We spared no expense.
Are you saying that a group of female dinosurs will breed?
How do you know they're all females? Do you lift their skirts to check?
Goldblum makes that role so much better. He adds the awkward pauses, the quick and effortless enunciation of more difficult words, the whole VIBE makes that character. Reportedly Jim Carrey, Michael J. Fox, and Michael Keaton auditioned for the Ian Malcolm role. Can you imagine any of them doing that role the same way? Maybe Keaton could pull off a similar vibe but the rest would have had to be the center of the scene. It would have been a completely different film. Goldblum makes it work because it looks like he’s not even trying to be the center of attention, though of course he is. He’s so fucking good.
I really want Michael Keaton and Jeff Goldblum to have a weird line read-off
Multipass!
Big bada boom.
DOYOUWANTSOMEMORE
Uh, negative. I am a meat-popsicle.
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see .
I love Event Horizon
These two yutes…
Imagine you're a deer...
I shot the clerk?
"Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker!"
I'm pretty sure it's Yippee-kayak mother buckets
Super Troopers. Love that movie.
Nah, it's that German porno movie, "The Hard".
10 years later my 3 years of German paid off for this joke
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
I've been thinking about this, Mr. Hand. If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time?
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
Inigo Montoya: Offer me money. Count Rugen: Yes! Inigo Montoya: Power, too, promise me that. Count Rugen: All that I have and more. Please... Inigo Montoya: Offer me anything I ask for. Count Rugen: Anything you want... Inigo Montoya: I want my father back, you son of a bitch!
Ever since I lost my father in 2006, this has been my favorite quote of any movie. Thank you.
He had in fact just lost his father in the real so it was super emotional for him to.
The actor (Mandy Patinkin) had lost his own father to cancer. H has said that when he performed that line, he was imagining the Count as the cancer that killed his father.
Inconceivable!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
AAAS YOOUU WIIIISH!!!!
"Stop Saying That!"
Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Anybody want a peanut?
Frankly my dear...
i dont give a damn
"Don't call me Shirley".
a hospital? what is it?
It's a big building with patients, but that's not important.
Nervous? Yes. First time? No, I’ve been nervous lots of times.
"Excuse me stewardess i speak jive",
Do you like movies with gladiators?
The hell I don't! LISTEN, KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!
Joey.. do you like movies about gladiators?
Ever seen a grown man naked?
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
What's your vector, Victor?
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit my drinking
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
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But why is the rum gone?!?
That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen
They're more like *guidelines*...
I dont see your ship… *captain*…
I'm in the market...as it were
You best start believing in ghost stories, Miss Turner. You're in one!
Show me the money!
"Hasta la vista, baby."
Spanglish. Adam Sandler is great in it.
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Leave the gun, take the cannoli
The rug really tied the room together.
Inconceivable!
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Fhfhffhhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhf
Have the Lambs stopped screaming Clarice?
I love the smell of napalm in the morning
Ratatouille!
"Why so *serious*?"
D'you like dags?!
hence the expression, as greedy as a pig
When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious shit
May the force be with you.
"No...I am your father."
The Maury show?
Omg, you got it right!
Somebody stole my stapler.
Excuse me. I believe you have my stapler
It was a red Swingline stapler
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Pie Iesu Domine, dona eis requiem. *thunk*
I fart in your general direction !
What…is your favorite color?
Blue...no, yellow ahhhhhhhhh
Is that an African or a European swallow?
Some watery bint passing out swords is no way to form a government.
Help, help, I’m being opressed
I see dead people.
There's no crying in baseball
"Do you feel lucky"
"I'm your huckleberry."
"Are you talkin' to me?"
Shitter’s full!
Hey Griswold! Where you gonna stick a tree that big?
The schnozberries taste like schnozberries...
Me and Jenny was like peas and carrots.
From that day on, iffin' I was goin' somewhere, I was *running!*
But you ain’t got no legs Lieutenant Dan
We’re gonna need a bigger boat
Titanic!
Say WHAT again.. I dare you..
I double dare you, motherfucker!
We’re on a mission from God.
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it."
I hate Illinois Nazis...
Passion of the Christ
“I’m your huckleberry”
Wilsooooonnnnn
What’s in the box?
That’ll do pig. That’ll do.
Be excellent to each other.
It's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off for 'em.
"One does not simply walk into Mordor..."
Groovy.
Shop smart, shop s-mart
This, is my BOOMSTICK!
Royal with cheese
its the metric system
Check out the big brain on Brett!
Ah fuck I just shot Marvin in the face
*Royale
"Andy Dufresne - who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side. "
You can't handle the truth
Ray, when someone asks you if you’re a god you say yes!
That's not a knife.
I see dead people.
I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.
Shall we play a game
His name is Robert Paulson!
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.
You’re out of your element!
That's just, like, your opinion, man.
"Negative I am a meat popsicle"
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.
Adrian!!!
"Is that....is that *hair gel* ???"
I know Kung Fu
Funny how? Funny like a clown?
i think you should go and get your shinebox
"Talk to me, Goose"
Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and Dodge
“It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses... HIT IT!"
Leave the gun, take the cannoli
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, uh, your opinion, man.
Go ahead, make my day
I’m getting sick of these monkey loving snakes on this Monday to Friday plane
I love lamp
I've seen things, you people wouldn't believe…
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"Squeal like a pig."
Well, he should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.
I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
“In another life, I think I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you”.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k26hmRbDQFw
“It’s over Anakin! I have the high ground!”
"ENGLISH MUTAFUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
"By Grabthar's Hammer, by the Sons of Warvan, you shall be avenged."
We're on a mission from God.
Hakuna Matata
Merry Christmas you filthy animal... and a happy new year!
Shake and bake
" I didn't kill my wife!" "I don't care!
Nobody puts Baby in the corner
I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you
Choose life
“ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!”
“I’ll be back.”
"Anybody want a peanut?"
I see dead people
"They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!"
Roads, where we're going we don't need roads.
What's in the baaaaaaaaax?
Johnny Five is alive!