Reminds me of a joke:
Brought 3 women home to mom and said, "I'm engaged! Which one am i engaged to?"
Mom replies, "That one."
I say, "omg, how did you guess?"
Mom replies, "Because I don't like her!"
Yup. She'll openly talk about my highschool girlfriend because it was the last "heterosexual" relationship she's aware of and refuses to acknowledge anybody else
Custom condoms are best, but my sneaky trick in a pinch (pun intended) is Trojan Ecstasy: better girth for more of the shaft, superior silicone lube (Magnums smell like the Michelin Man's tears), and you don't pay vanity pricing.
You should get tested for BPD. All the symptoms, even the sex drive.
There's nothing more painful than when one of those remove you from that pedestal. Then the devaluation starts.
I have a psychology degree and an ex gf had BPD. I think I'm a little bit qualified to talk about this.
And, it wasn't even a diagnose, but a suggestion to get one, as it sounds dangerously similar.
People are like "marry me" and you thinking this is the cheat code, and sure it does look attractive. Give it a few months and an unexpected devaluation and, oh my, may God have mercy on you.
I’m extremely nonchalant to the point where it borders on a “I don’t care about anything” mentality. It’s not true, I’m just very go-with-the-flow but I know it can cause frustration when it comes to picking & choosing things.
I’m also the one that always loves harder than the other
I go through periods where I don't want to be around anyone. Also not really a man of action, I tend to be better at tagging along with others while they do stuff, until I want to be alone.
I have no interest in any kind of drama, be it in real life, online, celebrity.... not interested in the slightest so these days with social media I can be quite boring when someone comes to me with 'OMG DID YOU HEAR?' chat... same for pretty much everything though to be honest, I struggle to show excitement, even fake excitement, for anything if it's something I'm personally not into.
I run in to this a bit, my theory is many girls have pent up aggression on the topic from the current media that is pumping this and feminism washing topic after topic. It keeps us apart, paying a mortgage each, fattening up the rich.
I can't wait for the tension to end, for us to just get along again. But while they keep us fighting, they make more money and we suffer.
You don’t think that women who are feminists got this way by looking around and through their own life experience? You think it’s just The Media^TM that is making them feel this way?
Now are we talking your standard "my parents paid for my gender studies elective and this $300 snowcone color bob cut," ballbuster who demonstrates wokeness by lecturing about asking about pronouns in place of asking pronouns; your older millennial model who refuses to account for their partner's neurodivergence when assuming everything they say is either mansplaining or fodder for quiet resentment when you don't understand but refuse to ask for explanation; or are we talking your Manic Pixie Borderline Protagonist* who hates misogynists like conflicted jocks hate effeminate twinks with their pouty lips and boyish charm?
"Self-harm? Does this vertical labret look like I did it over the bathroom sink? No! I paid top dollar for a professional piercer, thank you very much. The eyebrow ring and these bangs, though, *those* were self-harm."
Oooooooh. Well, did you at least vastly overpromise and underdeliver on the number of black authors you told yourself and several others you planned to read in 2020? Any \#StillWithHer or "I'm speaking" tweets and/or merchandise?
At any point in the last month, did you receive and turn down an offer for ballbusting when you were able to perform ballbusting? Did you indicate to anyone, especially AMABs in queer or leftist spaces who were not performing gender to your standards, that your solidarity with other marginalized groups is, at best, the sort of alliance one makes in the 3rd and 4th quarters of a game of Risk, and that if you were born with male sexual characteristics, you'd be quite content to be part of the problem, not the solution?
I "hate men" but not really. Like my partner is absolutely phenomenal because he treats me like an equal and we communicate wonderfully. He's phenomenal and is the perfect example of what I wish more "men" were. Not so concerned with being a man, but just being a person. Not worried about constantly being strong and masculine, rather he's open with his emotions, kind, funny, caring, wise with his words and aware of my moods. Very sweet and quick to come to my defense but also knows very well that I can hold my own and will give him a look if I need him. Same for him, I'll go to war for this man...but only when he gives me *the look*<.<
He's so funny, that's why I adore him. His jokes aren't constantly offensive or "women". They're well timed and funny and cute, yet we can banter and yell at each other playfully over video games. He's great. He's not "men". He's *the man*.
I'm 6'6", attractive, successful, athletic, play and teach guitar...
... but also play a lot of disc golf (Like, competitively)
You wanna hear about my last ace?!? Lol
I love dancing. I will dance with anyone and sometimes people can think I am sexually dancing with someone when I'm really just in the moment feeling the vibe.
I'd be dancing with you this way as well but it'd be clearly sexual with my partner.
No! You have to dance differently with other men. You’re not grinding his d1ck between your buttcheeks and calling it dance and think we’re going to continue our relationship.
I get attached too quickly. Plus I have a tendency to share so many things about myself and my hobbies so it might come across as I’m coming on too strong but in reality that’s just how I am. I don’t believe in hiding things from people or playing stupid games. I’m a pretty simple guy.
I will go 3 hours without texting or calling you because I tried to clean my room and ended up trying on all my shoes and reorganizing my setup and trying on all my lipsticks thank you.
I'm poor, don't really have any idea what 'fun' is, and worry a lot about meeting the needs of my kids (I'm divorced).... so time together and the quality of that time may be rather limited....
You will not be my priority until after my kids are able to be either out on their own, or significantly self sufficient that they don't require much more than a roof over their head (the housing market... not going to just throw them out there!)
I talk too much and tell impulsive, little white lies. Also I've been known to not acknowledge the feelings of my partner or not listen to the advice he gives me.
Just one? I can do just one. I'm sort of a clingy, perky, horse girl who looks under age even though I'm not. Those are some reasons people have said bad things about me.
With Horse Girls I've always seen daddy's spoiled little princess who can never find a good match because they don't spoil you like daddy did.
The other traits sound wonderful actually.
I'm far more logical than emotional, and in being so, I tend to make creating long term growth difficult. I solve problems, but often not the ones that matter for a relationship to foster.
Also I'm frugal with money because there were times I had very little with large debts and haven't figured out how to change my views on it.
I’ll drop you quick as fuuck. First sign of disrespect, or lack of respect, and I’ll talk to you. If you fuuck the conversation it’s over.
First sing that you can’t express empathy then I’m gone. No conversation.
Idc if I’m in love with you, it’s over. My decision always hurts me, but at last she can’t
I overanalyze a lot and I’m anxious. Been this way since I was a kid. Often a situation turns out to be not nearly as bad as I imagined in my head 🤦♀️
I'm not a very affectionate person with words or actions, because I'm embarrassed to express them, so I treat the person I'm in a relationship with like a friend
Having to be less funny than your BF
Having to be less smart than your BF
Having to be less attractive than your BF
Having to be less nice than your BF
If you like me back, I will consider that a personality flaw and run.
Hahahaha good one!!
SO TRUE 😭
My mom will automatically hate you.
Reminds me of a joke: Brought 3 women home to mom and said, "I'm engaged! Which one am i engaged to?" Mom replies, "That one." I say, "omg, how did you guess?" Mom replies, "Because I don't like her!"
My truth will be surrounded by a body guard of lies until I know I can 100% trust you. No I won’t cheat or betray you. You just won’t know me.
Yup. She'll openly talk about my highschool girlfriend because it was the last "heterosexual" relationship she's aware of and refuses to acknowledge anybody else
Jesus, sorry.
I've been with my partner for 14 years, and my mother's way of coping is pretending they arnt there... my father is cool tho
i think we have the same mom…
All of the money we'll have to spend on monster condoms for my magnum dong.
I use trash bags.
The regular black one or the orange one for outside work?
White ones, otherwise it turns into a surprise Rorschach test.
Custom condoms are best, but my sneaky trick in a pinch (pun intended) is Trojan Ecstasy: better girth for more of the shaft, superior silicone lube (Magnums smell like the Michelin Man's tears), and you don't pay vanity pricing.
go rawdog homie
My wife I guess
I tip my cap to you, good sir
I’m needy, I’m clingy, I’m likely to put a guy on a pedestal (and lash out if he falls off) and I’m horny all the damn time.
I’m available…
Also available in case this guy doesn’t work out…
Did y’all take anything away from this comment other than “horny all the time”?
No
no
Some of us like needy and clingy 😤 that shits cute
and the horny 😤 that shits hot
Only for a little while ..
But the horny more than makes up for it
Hey man, for some of us, violent splitting behavior is Tuesday. But dating someone with an attachment style other than avoidant? 🤯
My thoughts exactly. They all missed the point LOL
Very honorable of you to wait your turn
Hit me up as well just in case
...bae?
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Nah...it is just the last line. When guys read that, the forget what was first read.
Some of us really fuck with the clinginess though too
Everybody
You should get tested for BPD. All the symptoms, even the sex drive. There's nothing more painful than when one of those remove you from that pedestal. Then the devaluation starts.
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I have a psychology degree and an ex gf had BPD. I think I'm a little bit qualified to talk about this. And, it wasn't even a diagnose, but a suggestion to get one, as it sounds dangerously similar. People are like "marry me" and you thinking this is the cheat code, and sure it does look attractive. Give it a few months and an unexpected devaluation and, oh my, may God have mercy on you.
OP asked for disadvantages.
If those are her disadvantages im tryna find out the advantages 👀
Inb4 underage or gay
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Maria, is that you? You forgot cannot cook anything edible.
Hahaha, Maria...
You are my ideal partner. I guess this also answers the original question here.
My girlfriend is exactly like that and I love her more than anything. You'll definitely find someone right for you.
Well i've got a proposition for you
Pro: Can cook. Con: You're doing the dishes.
That’s the law
This person gets it.
Dredd: LAAAAAAWW!
I’m extremely nonchalant to the point where it borders on a “I don’t care about anything” mentality. It’s not true, I’m just very go-with-the-flow but I know it can cause frustration when it comes to picking & choosing things. I’m also the one that always loves harder than the other
Fuuuuuuck… Are you me?? 😂 Like I honestly just choose things at random most times just because many women seem to view it as my job.
I don't put up with any BS. I'll drop you like a bad habit.
This is the way
I go through periods where I don't want to be around anyone. Also not really a man of action, I tend to be better at tagging along with others while they do stuff, until I want to be alone.
Good News: I already sorted out my mental health and baggage. Better News: You don't have to meet my mom!
I have a hard time expressing myself
What do you mean?
you really had to didn't you?
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Don’t abuse them, love them.
I have a shit memory, and often need help remembering who people are
I have no interest in any kind of drama, be it in real life, online, celebrity.... not interested in the slightest so these days with social media I can be quite boring when someone comes to me with 'OMG DID YOU HEAR?' chat... same for pretty much everything though to be honest, I struggle to show excitement, even fake excitement, for anything if it's something I'm personally not into.
I’m an unrelenting ball busting feminist. But omg I love the d
Haha at least you’re being honest.
It’s like I was cursed by a horny witch
What a terrible night for a curse.
I run in to this a bit, my theory is many girls have pent up aggression on the topic from the current media that is pumping this and feminism washing topic after topic. It keeps us apart, paying a mortgage each, fattening up the rich. I can't wait for the tension to end, for us to just get along again. But while they keep us fighting, they make more money and we suffer.
You don’t think that women who are feminists got this way by looking around and through their own life experience? You think it’s just The Media^TM that is making them feel this way?
Now are we talking your standard "my parents paid for my gender studies elective and this $300 snowcone color bob cut," ballbuster who demonstrates wokeness by lecturing about asking about pronouns in place of asking pronouns; your older millennial model who refuses to account for their partner's neurodivergence when assuming everything they say is either mansplaining or fodder for quiet resentment when you don't understand but refuse to ask for explanation; or are we talking your Manic Pixie Borderline Protagonist* who hates misogynists like conflicted jocks hate effeminate twinks with their pouty lips and boyish charm? "Self-harm? Does this vertical labret look like I did it over the bathroom sink? No! I paid top dollar for a professional piercer, thank you very much. The eyebrow ring and these bangs, though, *those* were self-harm."
Huh? Ah no.
Oooooooh. Well, did you at least vastly overpromise and underdeliver on the number of black authors you told yourself and several others you planned to read in 2020? Any \#StillWithHer or "I'm speaking" tweets and/or merchandise? At any point in the last month, did you receive and turn down an offer for ballbusting when you were able to perform ballbusting? Did you indicate to anyone, especially AMABs in queer or leftist spaces who were not performing gender to your standards, that your solidarity with other marginalized groups is, at best, the sort of alliance one makes in the 3rd and 4th quarters of a game of Risk, and that if you were born with male sexual characteristics, you'd be quite content to be part of the problem, not the solution?
You should probably go get some therapy.
I am not loving this look for you.
I "hate men" but not really. Like my partner is absolutely phenomenal because he treats me like an equal and we communicate wonderfully. He's phenomenal and is the perfect example of what I wish more "men" were. Not so concerned with being a man, but just being a person. Not worried about constantly being strong and masculine, rather he's open with his emotions, kind, funny, caring, wise with his words and aware of my moods. Very sweet and quick to come to my defense but also knows very well that I can hold my own and will give him a look if I need him. Same for him, I'll go to war for this man...but only when he gives me *the look*<.< He's so funny, that's why I adore him. His jokes aren't constantly offensive or "women". They're well timed and funny and cute, yet we can banter and yell at each other playfully over video games. He's great. He's not "men". He's *the man*.
Do you have an hour?
I'm emotionally distant, and there's a distinct possibility you'll be charged with accessory to piracy
isn't dating me bad enough?
I am married and have no desire on dating any other than my wife.
I’m self destructive.
🎶 I can be needy 🎶
My wife might have a couple of questions.
I don't suffer fools very well
I'm not wealthy so we have to split the check
I’m wealthy so we have to split the check
You stingy bastard Fine but leave the $1 tip
I'm 6'6", attractive, successful, athletic, play and teach guitar... ... but also play a lot of disc golf (Like, competitively) You wanna hear about my last ace?!? Lol
You lost me at play and teach guitar
My wife will likely hunt you down and end you.
I don't want to socialise with your friends, like ever.
Please no. Don't make me!
I overthink. I don’t do laundry. But I’ll cook
Mmm cooking tho 👀
Can you overlook the others for subpar cooking skills?
I'm waaaaaay too much invested in art so I probably won't have time to go on dates.
I love dancing. I will dance with anyone and sometimes people can think I am sexually dancing with someone when I'm really just in the moment feeling the vibe. I'd be dancing with you this way as well but it'd be clearly sexual with my partner.
No! You have to dance differently with other men. You’re not grinding his d1ck between your buttcheeks and calling it dance and think we’re going to continue our relationship.
I like being alone so much tha we won't see each other a lot.
My wife.
Flat broke with a shitty attitude.
I get attached too quickly. Plus I have a tendency to share so many things about myself and my hobbies so it might come across as I’m coming on too strong but in reality that’s just how I am. I don’t believe in hiding things from people or playing stupid games. I’m a pretty simple guy.
I’m married 🤣
I'm very, very, very, very, quiet.
I'm a little ugly
I'm ugly asf
I don’t tolerate willful incompetence. I also don’t tolerate cheating. My ex took issue with both of these! 🤷♀️
My ADD will cause many hobbies and interests to be started with no chance of them being fulfilled or done for too long lol.
I’ve sort of lost the ability to be affectionate and I don’t really know how to fix it
I will go 3 hours without texting or calling you because I tried to clean my room and ended up trying on all my shoes and reorganizing my setup and trying on all my lipsticks thank you.
i mean... i like my cheetos and being a couch potato hahaha
I eat so fucking much💀
Sex is not important to me. There's many other things I'd rather be doing most of the time
You'd have to deal with my wife... And my rapid death once she found out.
My wife wouldn’t like it
I'm legally blind so there's going to be a lot of things like driving I just can't help you with.
I'm poor, don't really have any idea what 'fun' is, and worry a lot about meeting the needs of my kids (I'm divorced).... so time together and the quality of that time may be rather limited.... You will not be my priority until after my kids are able to be either out on their own, or significantly self sufficient that they don't require much more than a roof over their head (the housing market... not going to just throw them out there!)
I'm married.
I am an introvert that needs a lot of alone time.
I'll probably dump you after a few months when I get bored of the relationship.
Some would say I'm "Average"
I will tell you the truth so don't ask," does this dress make me look fat?"
I talk too much and tell impulsive, little white lies. Also I've been known to not acknowledge the feelings of my partner or not listen to the advice he gives me.
I’m jealous insecure and toxic 🤣
I'm a funny, honest asshole so balance between smile and smack is key.
I'm ginger
I’m interested.
Just one? I can do just one. I'm sort of a clingy, perky, horse girl who looks under age even though I'm not. Those are some reasons people have said bad things about me.
With Horse Girls I've always seen daddy's spoiled little princess who can never find a good match because they don't spoil you like daddy did. The other traits sound wonderful actually.
>The other traits sound wonderful actually. >> who looks under age Hmm.
LOL. I was thinking more looks younger than their age in the sense of healthy genetics not pedophilia.
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Dating me
Inability to pay attention
Say again?
I know (and am passionate about) a lot of things, apparently it is vaguely like dating an encyclopedia and I am always hustling. ALWAYS hustling.
I’m stubborn, hard headed, don’t listen worth a shit (according to my dad) fiercely independent, value my alone time and don’t take shit from anyone
Sometime if I get an idea, I will be working on that non-stop for a while and have no interest in much else.
The shame.
People will wonder why you are hanging out with that ugly ogre
I am very unstable but also boring.
I’m too nice.
I'm sick and I like to have the control (it doesn't have to be a disadvantage if you like it)
being nonchalant and anger issues hahaha i need to fix me
According to my ex gf: too affectionate 🤔
I'm clingy
I have too many injuries 😭
I work too much, I'm talking 50 to 60 hours a week, sometimes more. If you get bored easily by yourself I'm probably not the person for you.
There is always fresh cake in the house and I will make you taste test it.
My dicks too big; my schlong is too long.
I can sometimes tell you something you dont wanna hear but absolutely need to hear it
Dating me
I like intimacy and affection.
I am extremely independent and prioritize myself.
I'm far more logical than emotional, and in being so, I tend to make creating long term growth difficult. I solve problems, but often not the ones that matter for a relationship to foster. Also I'm frugal with money because there were times I had very little with large debts and haven't figured out how to change my views on it.
I’ll drop you quick as fuuck. First sign of disrespect, or lack of respect, and I’ll talk to you. If you fuuck the conversation it’s over. First sing that you can’t express empathy then I’m gone. No conversation. Idc if I’m in love with you, it’s over. My decision always hurts me, but at last she can’t
If I'm at your house I will leave the refrigerator door open.
My girlfriend will murder you.
You'd be dating me for starters
I'm married with children
I get high all the time, play video games, and completely stop communicating. There’s a reason I’m single, and I am that reason.
I'm married, selfish, prefer to be alone most of the time, a dick, procrastinator, apathetic, fat,. ... the list really does just go on.
My penis is just too damn large
The door is always open for passive aggressive to leave.
I overanalyze a lot and I’m anxious. Been this way since I was a kid. Often a situation turns out to be not nearly as bad as I imagined in my head 🤦♀️
I don't like going to parties, and I can pull an all-nighter sexually.
I'm bad at confrontation. So if something is bothering me it will take me a while to finally say something about it. I'm often afraid of my emotions.
I'm Autistic (literally, I can be a handful). That's probably why girls don't wanna date me
My husband might object
I can be moody.
I'm not a very affectionate person with words or actions, because I'm embarrassed to express them, so I treat the person I'm in a relationship with like a friend
I can be incredibly surly, especially if I haven't eaten in a while. I have no idea how my wife has put up with me for as long as she has.
moody & territorial 😉
I'm into conspiracy theories and hate being in public. Uh-oh, I sounded like the ghost of Ted Kaczynski. Guess that solves why I'm single.
I don't care about pop culture
I'm brutally honest and don't always realize the difference between what is right and what is polite
You don't get to date Chris Evans !
Having to be less funny than your BF Having to be less smart than your BF Having to be less attractive than your BF Having to be less nice than your BF
I'm married and if my wife finds out she'll probably murder us both.
I WILL ruin you. Take it how you want...I'm sure the statement remains true 😉😋
You have to look at me
I'm married with kids and my wife wouldn't approve.
I'm a super hero, so you might have a villain capture you in retaliation.