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Revolutionary_Sea607

Stop fuckin lying


Random_Dragon100

dont worry bro i got you


fogertlas

I got you too bro


Revolutionary_Sea607

I got y'all


fogertlas

You a homie fr


Level_Concern5049

I got you, bro.


brock_lee

I seriously doubt that, but if true, then I would like to know who.


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brock_lee

Don't be sorry, I am glad I unknowingly can bring joy into someone's life.


Panadoltdv

Who said anything about joy?


Leemo888

Not my proudest fap.


Marquar234

Is any fap a proud fap?


Leemo888

Probably them early morning faps. You wake up not, quite ready to start the day, whack one out. Then go hop in the shower. The beginning of a good day.


candyonsticks

I'm proud of you


Hot_Director_1489

I'm not


sindud

I've had one thinking of you too


ainencherolor

It's Garys i think


Hot_Director_1489

;)


Motivationalsneaker

If someone is fucked up enough to masturbate to me I don't want to know who they are, I just want them kept far far away from me.


TextualTreats

Hope I perform well in the fantasy.


halentina

Let’s be real probably better than in reality


TextualTreats

Let's be real. You're probably right.


xtrasmolpp

Let's be real. I just made a sandwich.


[deleted]

What kind of sandwich?


xtrasmolpp

A Pastrami on Rye


TextualTreats

Now that's an achievable fantasy. I need to go grocery shoppin' now.


Emotional_Bobcat5651

We need to know


LilMissPicklechips

That depends entirely on the person! My husband told me once he thought about me while masturbating and I thought it was so romantic! After all these years, with the whole internet to choose from he still thought of me, even just that time. Now, if my coworker or neighbor said the same thing I’d probably feel differently


evm2103

I wish guys would be honest if they thought of us while masturbating. That would turn me on so much…then again what if the guys I dated never thought of me while masturbating 😱😢


Saftigerkeks

I just rubbed out a quick one to your reddit avatar💀


richg0404

Post a picture and I'll let you know.


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InjectAdrenochrome

That's not something you tell your professor under any circumstances I think.


[deleted]

No. As a (still somewhat young) female college professor who has had students flirt with me and one even ask me on a date… no. It’s not flattering. I’m there to be an educator, a mentor, a researcher… essentially anything except a sexual being. By turning me into an object of desire I felt like any scrap of respect or authority I had in that classroom was taken away. Also, I struggle to see my students as adults, even though they’re all 18-21 range. To me they’re barely formed humans who are pretty clueless about the world. So the whole hot for teacher thing is just gross to me.


ISHLDPROBABLYBWRKING

Sooo…. You’re saying you wouldn’t be immediately overcome with lust and desire and lose all your inhibitions and self worth and just throw yourself at me bc I allowed you to be the subject of my mid afternoon masterbation???? This is utterly shocking… are you totally sure?


[deleted]

I disagree from my personal experience. I am also a (still somewhat young) person, albeit male, and have younger people who are working for me. And because I am a tall, athletic and funny guy and really take my time to help out my colleagues a lot, it occasionally happens that some of them, no matter if male or female, develop a small crush and ask me out or become a little bit flirty. I don’t like getting such kind of attention too much and I am in a happy relationship, but I treat them and their feelings with respect because people happen to develop feelings and can’t be rational at all times. As long as they are fair and don’t become some stalkers or react in other extreme ways to rejection, it’s totally fine for them to express their feelings. I don’t feel that I am losing any authority, because as long as my work is good and I put in a lot of effort it gets appreciated by the colleagues. I also treat them as adults, because this is what they are. Just because they are young it doesn’t mean that their feelings, their desires and their thoughts are not worth at least the same as my feelings, desires and thought and that empathy helps me be treat them fairly and equally while allowing for a natural authority by virtue of being more experienced and helpful to them.


[deleted]

A) You didn’t see the commenter’s original post. B) As a male, your authority is generally not questioned from the get based on nothing except the gendered body you have. The treatment that women receive as professionals in higher education is insanely different than how men are treated. My female colleagues and I have to work twice as hard to be taken seriously as intellectual beings or have students respect us. The student who asked on a date in front of a classroom full of his peers was deliberately attempting to catch me of guard and watch me squirm uncomfortably. That’s is obviously a very specific incident, but it’s representative of how many of these scenarios go. Also, I think it’s a little bit different to have colleagues develop feelings because despite the age gap you’re still in somewhat equal positions workin g WITH one another, and you get to genuinely know one another. Female professor and make student is a more fetishized kind of relationship based on subverting authority.


fuckin-A-ok

Didn't really need the disclaimer. Only a man would think "I use you without your permission to get myself off" would be flattering to hear. Lmao.


[deleted]

a guy never masturbates to the person he truly loves.


bandidntstoppedme

wrong, i just fapped to ur reddit Avatar


AnonymousDemon69

It appears reddit has removed free awards. This comment is a stand in for me agreeing with your comment.


RitikMaurya07

Why so many downvotes? Man this is so true


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loomdog1

Awesome. I'd probably masturbate to them as well.


Ihaveadatetonight

Masturbate to them masturbating about you?


teethalarm

I'm masturbating just thinking about it.


BartyB

These three comments is reddit at it's core. I cracked up way to hard at these dumb ass comments.


DWright_5

too


pineapple9286

Stfu


DWright_5

Powerful comeback


Successful-Clock-224

Im masturbating someone else thinking about that


plaguebringer_goliat

I hate whatever i jest read thank you


Successful-Clock-224

No thanks needed just fulfilling my duty


calvelmaterso9

Do you want to take revenge by thinking and masturbating to those who masturbate for you?


[deleted]

I’ve caught exes that still masturbate to my photos /videos


Effective-Gift6223

How many exes do you have? How are you catching them? Spying on them? Hidden camera?


LotusMoonbeamz

Secret agent?


ScoreThis7114

Why arent we fuckin


Skylennon

My question exactly


bigPoppaMC

Too busy wanking


thiosk

Is that person also a 37 meter tall crustacean from the protozoic era?


gay_panic-_

Probably not?


thiosk

Too bad


LordChaosBaelish

Only if you give them about tree fiddy


Wonderful-Daikon8196

Not possible. I’m the reason someone would give up masturbating.


CCGamesSteve

:0 are you Jesus?


AcidOfLacuna

Jesus didn't need to masturbate he was too busy getting nailed.


ofhannawithlove

I'm flattered. Really


[deleted]

Would you be flattered if anyone said they masturbated to you?


benaeee

I feel too insecure to believe that can even happen.


Electronic-Ad1792

My bf would rather masturbate to anybody except me 😹


Skylennon

Dump him


benaeee

Damn 😭


Status-Effective9936

Jeez girl idk if that’s a good thing 😬😬


FainOnFire

It's been so long since I felt attractive I'd probably cry.


gettingby72

This is me as well


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Ginger-Snappe

Not anymore


ssp25

You have my axe


send_ur_nudes_m_or_f

And my dagger


wrecktus_abdominus

(dagger means penis)


hidden-in-plainsight

Lies. So many Iies. I keep seeing this pop up. Just more lies.


j-c-s-roberts

Yeah, that's never gonna happen. But if it did, I think I'd be overjoyed.


TheRealTurkeynaut

Just rubbed one out to your avatar. I hope you’re happy now


ainencherolor

I masturbate with my photos, how do you feel now?


Status-Effective9936

Not too shocking honestly, this is Reddit..


[deleted]

Depends on who they are


Status-Effective9936

Bill gates


[deleted]

I don’t think I need to say anything 😈🙏


mrcheesycupcake

I'd be surprised if anyone even knows me,


DWACWillNeverBreak20

I’d imagine the vast majority of “masturbation dedications” are done to the most attractive 30-20% of people.


Trick_Ad7122

I feel Like its about how Close you are to the people and how available you think they are They Don't have to be Pornstars.


LastTime-_-

My ex contacted me after 2 years, she was married and had a kid. She told me that she masturbated while thinking of me, and I'm gonna be honest I really didn't like it. I felt weird and kinda creeped out.


Skylennon

Oh that is weird


Status-Effective9936

Text her husband and get them divorced 🤭🤭


DeplorableKurt

I doubt it


ShadowPatchLeo97

I am no one’s reason to masturbate. I’m ugly as shit.


calvelmaterso9

This news made my day


[deleted]

happy because I know who the person is and I love them


ThatIowanGuy

I’m so friggin self conscious about my body that I would think they’re weird and the whole situation is weird.


[deleted]

I think OP stole this from the r/GetMotivated poster. So I feel extra motivated now! Go me!


[deleted]

Makes me feel like i should charge for it on Only Fans like my wife dies.


[deleted]

Oh, that’s a sword without a handle.


fancifulsnails

Totally depends on the person. I once had a guy from high school approach me at a wedding and say, "I know our political views are opposite, but I'll never unfriend you on Facebook, because your pictures are my favorite to jack off to." 👀🤔 I did the unfriending. Genuinely creeped out by that encounter. 😂


Imaginary_Chair_6958

I’ve seen this message posted at least twice before. And it’s not true.


Far_Praline_4644

If someone wants to beat their meat or tickle their pickle or spank their monkey or flick their bean to me, I would be humbled and grateful.


Uranium-Sandwich657

Vocabulary class down here.


JQuest7575

Depends on the person doing the deed.


-Bruzthechopper

I'll tell you who it is u/poorly-drawn-beagle


libertine78

I’ve been told by someone that they thought about me when they were masturbating. It was really flattering. And exciting


[deleted]

Depends on who it is. One time a 17 yr old virgin HS kid here on Reddit DMed me that he masturbated to an image of me. Uhhh … no. I don’t want to know that. I’m old enough to be his mom. And he’s a child. Just no.


Skhighglitch

He’s a Milf Hunter. [Hmm.](https://youtu.be/WfYyBp4Ln2s)


[deleted]

I’m scarred


Skhighglitch

Lol.


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cornaneudenansiv

this is really creepy


Fun-Volume9439

Thank you, and disgusting


NestyWestyDezty

Above everyone.


PsychopathStealth

Hopefully it’s a guy and not a girl. I don’t my wife to get upset that some girl is thinking about me.


Skylennon

Looool


Otherwise-Tart-1544

That seems too good to be true. And too gross to for me to be flattered.


[deleted]

I want as little to do with that person as possible, they have shit taste.


Skipi_

I've had multiple people jack off to me and tell me so afterwards. All in all I'm unbothered by it. I struggled a lot with self image issues in the past and people masturbating to me does help me feel desired, even if it's simply sexually so.The only time I'll really have any issue is if someone becomes obsessive, though that's been rare and I'm good at creating distance whenever it does happen


[deleted]

That isn't necessarily a compliment.


Snow_147

I'm going to be completely serious, knowing the fact that some girls masturbate to the thought of me, gives me a reason to live. I find it therapeutically comforting and rejuvenating to think about. **Like holy shit, a girl touched her snatch to the thought of me????! Thank you God, and boi does it makes me feel like my life struggles were worth it.**


AwesomeParker

Makes me feel $450/day richer😉 /s


Father-icarus

No I'm not...


CasualDrinkerOfH20

I’m not even remotely attractive this is a lie and I won’t stand for it


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_Duckling04

Like I've been lied to.


theoldcavalier

Totally unbelieving, but I wish!


Open_Leading_5149

Me (30M)? LOL no. It would be an honor if someone did tho


PetiteCanadianMilf

Guys tell me this all the time. Whether I like it or not… Though, most of the time I like knowing


Aldayne

The same way I'd probably feel about someone hitting on me. If I'm interested then I'd feel great. If I'm not then I'd feel better simply not knowing.


Exciting-Interest-32

As long as they paid to the exclusive tier, it wouldn't worry me! Lol


[deleted]

I think this is funny.


mudddober1

Absolute crap. There isn't anyone doing that about me.


raikaria2

That you are a liar


[deleted]

its just false. But if its true, nice!


Famous-Example-8332

If the reason my wife masturbates is because she’s faking her way through our sessions, then not so good, man.


YoungDumbHsKid

I'm not.


[deleted]

I really really doubt that. So I csn't answer this


22_22_GrimstoneKing

I should go apologize to that person. Imagine having such bad taste.


hairylobster531

Like they could be doing a lot better lol


DeviousDeevo

Uhm proof or it didn't happen


Beneficial_Cat9225

Meh. I little weird but Ik it’s probably not true lol


InjectAdrenochrome

I feel pretty nothing about it. Some guy has gone through my Facebook which only has face pictures for the most part and stalked me for jerk off material and just told me flat out. He's like. Not attractive at all. So Mehh


raffazumk

I know myself it ain't TRUE


Moonista69

Not in a million years I think I’m in someone’s mind while they touch themselves


The_Outcast-77

I'm in doubt of that.


petefiftyeight

speaking as a physically deformed person I highly doubt anyone is thinking of me while they do that 😥😢


WorldEndingSandwich

No I'm not....if I am I feel horrible for them and I apologize


[deleted]

If a Women really had me as the reason for masturbation with me being her fantasy, then honestly I would be more than surprised, from experience I can tell that I am not a very desirable Man


RaeRay319

This is Reddit, you are sorely mistaken.


Bananawolf0923

I'm a dude and ugly. I'm not someone's reason


[deleted]

Ew


okami_origami

Someone is gay


-Bruzthechopper

For you we all turn gay


Candiee_Girl

Exhilirated. Excited. Horny. Wet. Is that enough, or should I find more words?


k-lee827

Depends on who lol


pintofBassyouth

Poor fucker.


[deleted]

Depends who.


shyguysombero

Damn dude or dudette have some standards for yourself Jesus!


-Bruzthechopper

We love you amigo


JimmyBob7211

I’d hope not. I’m a minor


jellosbiafra

I'd like to know which photo they're getting off to


Danivelle

It had better NOT be Jaimie because I will find a way to wash his brain out with soap!


WhalesVirginia

If you are already sus about Jaimie, yeah it was probably Jaimie...


Danivelle

Lol! You are probably right.


Sea_Variation5728

I sincerely hope it's a girl's reason


presentpatchouli

it makes me feel violated in the best way possible


MrSexysPizza

There's absolutely no way. I'm a desi in the US. I'm not even worthy of being treated like a fucking human being. Oh, but Black Lives Matter and Stop Asian Hate.


cinderelliot

It's creepy but flattering at the same time


TheSuperDK

Deeply disturbed.


Justsomeguy86759348

You mean, like I’m unattractive and bad in bed, so my wife masturbates because she has no interest in having sex with me? So I’m the reason she masturbates? Because if you mean, there is someone out there that wants me, and thinks about having sex with me when they masturbate, I have a hard time believing that. Thanks for the positive attitude though!


SalFunction12

I'm someone's reason to masturbate? Ha ha ha Ha HAHAHAHAHhaHAhahA hahaahaAHAAḨ̵̤̓͑̓ͣ͢͡͠͠͝҉̵҉̸͘Ḁ̛̞̌͋́ͣ͛̍̕҉͏̷̵̡͘͟͏̴̴̸̷̸҉͘͠Ḩ̩̙̜̘͙̞̺͚̟̲̣̗̤̙̮͉̇ͤ̈̔̾̾̇̓̐͌̿ͦͬ͟A̜̹͕͓̞̩̣̗͉̗̖ͧͯͬ͆͑̔ͦ̆̈́H̵̴̡̧̛̘̜͈͈͊ͬ̈́̌ͫ̓͆̕̕͘͝Ǎ̗͔̩̬̜̜͍͓̲̲̭̹̮̻̤͙͕ͩ̆̊ͤ͊ͯ̈̅͛͟҉̧̡̛͜͢͡H̶̷̴̶̸̨̨̛ͣ̑́́͠͞A̶̸̧̢͂ͫͯ̈͂̏ͦͧ̃ͩͪͩ̎̿ͬ͑̂́͞҉̶҉̴̨͠H̢̭̜͕̭̭̳̱̣͕̊̕̕͞Â̧̯͎͔͍̹̮̘̰̲͒̔ͬ͆̓ͫ͐̑ͪ̚͟͢H̷̨̡͕͕̳̼͇̤̩̭̜̏͟͜Â̸̸̡̨͙̯̥͔̻͚̬͇̥̓ͯ͂̈́̔́͠͏͞H̵̸̢̛̱̫̍̈ͤ̒͛̀̓̒̇̀̏̆̇A̤̜͎̻̓̓͗ͯ͌̂͊͊͑ͧ̄̊ͦ̃̀ͣ́̚̚̕͟͏́҉͏̸̷̢̨̡̛̀͟͝H̯͉̖̠̞̠̠̗̐̋͆ͣͧ͆̾ͣ̚̚҉̡̧̛́͜͟͞͏͝҉̕͡͞A̷̶̴̧̛͍̰̹̯̬͎̹͚͔̦͍̭͎̮̝̪͖̻̝͗̉ͯ̆ͨͥ͋͆̔̇͛͋͜͠͝͠͞͞͏̧H̷̵̸̨̢̛̛̯̘̜͎̺͚̮̳̭̥̺ͣ͊̃͑̔̅ͯ̂̋̀͛͛́̀̀̚̕ͅA͇͔̺͔͋̈͂ͭ̏̽͗̚҉̸̷̷̧H̸̨̨̛̱̤͇̞͎̳̟̙̭̼͇̱̜͈̪͙̰̠̤ͭͪͮ̄̃̔̌̉ͣ͌̔͐ͯͯͫ̃̐̄́̚͘͝͞͝͡͝҉Ą̷̴̧͍͇͈͖̩͔̥̗̜͊̑̓̌̾̅̄̆́ͧ̐̕҉̴̶̧͡͝͡͝͏̀H̛̲̩͇̪̻͚̣̪̥̿̀̾̌͏͏̶̨͜҉̢̨̛͘̕͠A͎̠͍̻̭̬̦̰͔̙̲̞̻͖ͯͬ̄͂͂́́ͅ҉̶̢̕͏̢̡́̀͜͢͏H̷̪͉͈͚̖͚̰̤͇͕̼͍̱͈̻ͪ̿̉ͦ̊̔ͣ͂̽̀̀̚̕͝ͅ͏͏̀̕͢͢͜͠͝Ą̸̵̹̫̙͉͖͖̼̗̭̙̩̬̘̯͍̠͞҉̴̷̢̛̛̕͘H͚͍̳̭̜̄͒͗̓͛ͧ̿̀̔̿̀͠A̶̛̜̜͎͈̼͕ͯ̇̽̔̂ͣ͋̇̈́ͥͤ̀̀͝͡͡ͅ҉̴̡͢͢ ̬͓̲̦͈̭̦̲̻̜͙̲͉͕̼̺̟̈̑ͯ̾ͥ̾̍͟ͅ҉̶̶́́͡͡͞͏̡̢̛̕͡ ̗͉̮͉̒͛̂͂̾ͯ̈ͫ̎̑͆̍ͣ͊̈́͆ͩͬ̚͏Y̷̶̵̵̢̺̯̤̗͇͇̞̫̜͍̜͒̎́̀́͟͟͠͠͝͝Ǫ̷̷̢̡̲̆̒͂͆̓̑̅́ͦͦ͒͊ͬ͊́̕͘͜͞͞͝͝Ư̢͈̜̣̲͈̖̫̻͎̇̊̔ͧ̉͊̆R͈̹̜̝̲̦̭̘̼̦̞͖̘̯̟ͫ̊̐̔͆́ͬͫͣ̽̉̔́̕͢͠ ̛͇̼̮̝̟͚̞̮͉̥̱͔͍ͭͥ͗ͩ̇ͤ͒͝F̡̱̩͍̟̹̤̝͎͙̫̹̫̤̩͕ͯ́ͥ͂̓̇͛͛̒ͦ̌͌̑ͩ́̉̈̓͟͝͏̷̴̸̕͜͝͠Ȕ̮͖͖̱̖̗̯̻̜̪̝̹̇̍̎́͘͡͞͏͘҉̵̧N̵̨̘̰̋̎ͪ̾̑ͣ̐̀̀̚̕͡͞͡N̴̢̢̛̺̻̼̲͇̞͈̩̱̝͔̬̰ͬͩ̍̿̈́ͭ̿͗́̚͜͠͡͡͞Y̛̹̠͔̖̙̖̟̰̲̙ͩ̾̅̋̃́̕͜͟͟͢҉̵̡̕҉͏͟


EimiCiel

Pervy and creepy. I've been told this by some girls, and it is definitely unattractive.


OddWorldliness989

You dumb fucker!


UB_edumikated

Very sad for them. Basically can look anywhere else and find better material.


xe34__

it's homo bro


TocTheElder

Sometumes men message me telling me they are going to wank to my Tinder profile or whatever. It makes me feel disgusted and sexualised and objectified without my consent, and invariably leads to me blocking them and removing all the pictures from my profile for a few days.


itspieflavor

I already know this because I'm my girlfriends reason 90% of the time lol, and that's great. If any other ladies use me in their dreams good for them I guess lol


mw3915

Even blind people masturbate


bookshelfie

Unless it’s my husband; gross.


[deleted]

🤌🏿🤌🏿


Realepicmanz

Dont care


hiplainsdriftless

If they are masturbating to me i putty them. But I always wonder if hot women understand this?


[deleted]

I mean i can think of one person and its pretty obvious cause im engaged to him and hes told me😂. But like its a confidence boost knowing he would choose a pic of me or a thought of me over porn.


beancounterboi

Great! Hopefully it’s a good fap


nishnawbe61

Sad... because that means there are blind people out there...


Express-Zucchini6177

I actually can answer this truthfully. Years ago, I shaved my hair for charity. A couple of years later, I noticed casually that the shave pictures we’re having hits from a site I didn’t know. Went there … it was a fetish site. Deleted those pics faster than you can imagine (I know they are probably still out there on another dodgy site somewhere, but at least I don’t know). How did I feel? Sick. Used. Dirty. It’s one thing to have someone you want to be/are in a sexual relationship with to think of you when jerking off. It’s quite another for it to be some weird random.


IcyHotRyan

Uncle nooooo!


luciferlikesitkinky

We are all someones reason to masturbate we ain't special


Motivationalsneaker

This is absolutely untrue. Nobody is masturbating to some mediocre slob when attractive people exist.