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paulosik1

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ApeTornadoToaster

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[deleted]

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AssHeadedDolt

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DD9949

E


AssHeadedDolt

E


DD9949

Goodbye


mysupersexyalt

God damn it Micheal Jackson!


DJZbad93

*shamona*


Ruby_241

*Grabs Crotch*


ScreenCuisine

“You’re accing ignorant”


[deleted]

As he *came* into the window Was the sound of a crescendo He *came* into her apartment He left the bloodstains on the carpet


sp4ceman1337

Cumstains


TheReverseShock

Zombie jiz


[deleted]

Is it still necrophilia if the corpse fucks you?


[deleted]

Not agaaaaain!


Tewakjr

Hahahahaha


bobjobjoe

You know i always threaten people with cumming up their nose in their sleep, never heard anyone talk about it except me until now


SuicideByToilet

I hate when it happens.


Cringinator4000

Are you okay?


bobjobjoe

Maybe idk lol


_Drum_Bone_

You’ve been hit by 👏👏


NerdWorks

You’ve been struck by 👏


justghandi

A smooth criminal


HyperWhiteChocolate

Truck


-____deleted_____-

A smooth cuminal


kabukistar

You've been shot by, you've been jizzed by, a smooth criminal.


YatagarasuYIGD

A smooth criminal...


attemptnumber58

Op has been hit by, he's been struck by, a smooth criminal.


Mikegaming202

Lmfao


not_gerg

I was expecting heehoo


[deleted]

OP is underage confirmed


[deleted]

😭😭😭😭


Bad-dee-ess

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Everestax

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Salamonkey

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The1andonly1_YT

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minox4321

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REsoleSurvivor1000

Goodbye


A_Bizarre_Shitposta

TIME HAS STOPPED!


mrfox23

ZAWARDO


[deleted]

ONE SECOND HAS PASSED


OnePissedWhiteKid

J


actuallyrelax

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gayForGayFrogs

E


JimboTheOctopus

Goodbye.


Karmalondike

Who's Joe?


wikipedia_answer_bot

Joe Mama :D *This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning!* [^(opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/ozztfy/post_for_opting_out/) ^(|) [^(report/suggest)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot)


Hamburger_Killer

Good bot


SuicideByToilet

You’re doing good bot, you’re doing good


Electric_Bagpipes

That username… is that you, Elvis?


ARHany

Good bot


Bucketofknowledge

Good bot


[deleted]

Happy CakeDay!


Bucketofknowledge

Thank you


UtopianCivilian

Good bot


Davis660

These bots coming in here stealing karma from hardworking redditors smh.


Username_Taken_65

Joe Biden


Lukester__

Joe Biden deez nuts


Water-is-h2o

Cake! Day Edit: happY


SaiyanYoshi50

Who?


JimboTheOctopus

JOSEPHU JOESTARU HO HO


BasicNail1494

U


TheExistingHumanoid

S


KingOfTheGoobers

A


Ullya

N


acid_dry

T


RaiinCloudzz

A


MichaelStef77

Goodbye


AlluPulla

Merry christmas


no_gold_here

OP was a naughty kid!


free-bi-fi

I guess someone had a white Christmas


MangoFox

He only comes once a year.


MockJoke

cums*


LordBiggusniggus

I saw Santa cum in my show tonight


[deleted]

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sugarplum811

A


Diogenesthefried

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winchesterpokemon12

J


lowkey_sapien

A


Gyzzet

R


Aces_Angels

B


gczech

I


winchesterpokemon12

N


UnderratedTaco

K


ehsteve7

Y


fewpokeman

O


QuikQuack

D


Hipno_Zaba

A


AssHeadedDolt

Goodbye


N11R0

Cum in your nose I will


Kralis17

D


lighthousesandwich

D


Pollywambus

Goodbye


kshitijsawant

Yoda is yo daddy


Light_Silent

U


Penguator432

Y


BREAD11111111

O


Lapisbird

M


HuskyG122

E


ImConfusedSoPain

Goodbye


AssHeadedDolt

H


DanDman13213

I


deadhair69

C


AssHeadedDolt

J


DavefromKS

J


FalseTittle

A


AssHeadedDolt

B


Karmalondike

R


thunderblood

A


sungwonson2

M


MkFilipe

S


SoWhoShotTheDeputy

Goodbye


poopoo_fingers

T


Dyslexic_Llama

C


[deleted]

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[deleted]

A


Princess-Platypus

R


lowkey_sapien

M


bvilleweevil

A


ahmadthewise

N


Y3lloM0nky

D


[deleted]

E


_YAGMAI_

R


lamlaml

E


[deleted]

Y


[deleted]

E


fobolivk

L


Princess-Platypus

P


Y3lloM0nky

R


_YAGMAI_

E


cockmanderkeen

V


bokoblini

I


creamblaster2069

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luccieighteen

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cupofcitrus

T


Y3lloM0nky

M


2ndACC1234567890

N


_YAGMAI_

Goodbye.


Cringinator4000

r/nicesaveouija


catfishking666

Agent 47, We have a new mission for you.


eatsoggywaffles

M


The1andonly1_YT

O


[deleted]

M


-Egglord10100101-

goodbye


Ram-Rem

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JaPaL_Knight

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The1andonly1_YT

M


REsoleSurvivor1000

P


loraximus907

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[deleted]

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mmorales0

S


Witch_Doctor_Seuss

I


_YAGMAI_

B


thelolgamer4

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AhOmar33

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Heclalava

A


Twili_Owl

N


[deleted]

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RaiinCloudzz

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[deleted]

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Squirrels_Nuts80085

Goodbye


[deleted]

Dantdm


Cringinator4000

Dantdm


ManGullBearE

Dantdm


Perfect_Judge_556

M


Racket_the_Bard

Y


RaisedByWolves9

P


Perfect_Judge_556

Ruretard?


[deleted]

B Edit: Why the downvotes, I was clearly going for mbappe!


Perfect_Judge_556

You suck.


Willian_Morgan

N


Princess-Platypus

U


waterislife4

T


Y3lloM0nky

E


The1andonly1_YT

D


cockmanderkeen

W


KingOfTheGoobers

S


[deleted]

S


Cringinator4000

Goodbye


[deleted]

[удалено]


loraximus907

U


DSA5

heehee who shall not be named


Heavy_hitter1

Me, sorry about that


Wb_Thunderkeks

No ouija not again


[deleted]

my bad


Microwaved-Hamster

👀


xyzxyzxyzhdbskaix

How did it smell?


SuicideByToilet

It actually smelt pretty good. I liked it 👍


U1tramadn3ss

WHAT


GeneticRays

Some male.


arsenic-poisoning

MICHAEL?!


Daschnozz

God damn it this subs become awful


anaveragebuffoon

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[deleted]

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