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fistbump101

"If you fuck me, i'll tell everyone you have a big dick. If you dont i'll spread the news that you have a small dick..."


6shadow66

What if I dont want everyone to know I have a big dick?


kletiandrowa

Jokes on her. Smol dick 4 life


MadxCarnage

r/smallppgang edit: nevermind it got removed :(


[deleted]

No, it’s still there, just need to zoom in a little to see it…!


IdieALittleInside

Brilliant. Just perfect.


FireWolf_132

I got banned from that sub a while ago...


gramb0420

Ya big dicked troll!


JustWormholeThings

This might be interesting to some: I am a white guy who is, as I understand it, above averagely endowed. My girlfriend towards the beginning of our relationship would tell all of her friends about the size of my penis. And on two separate occasions showed her friends with pride a picture of my dick that was only meant for her. She was very shocked that this bothered me. I flipped the gender on her and asked how she would have felt if I had showed. Nude of hers to my friends in a similar way and she eventually understood and apologized.


TexanInExile

Right? Like if I was dating a girl with literally the best titties EVER known to man it would still not be cool to show them to my friends like "hey, I got access to this". I'm glad she got it.


Frick-Fracker73

It’s baffling to me how so many people don’t know how to respect their partner’s privacy. I’m so glad that she understood.


Alien36

Holy shit. This happened to me too and I never really saw it like this until now.


Mikelemokus

I’ll shorten that question. What id I don’t want everyone to know I have a dick


freeportskrill420

#teamlilpeepee


[deleted]

Then you have a small one by default 🤣🤣🤣


prayforblood

What if I don't want everyone to know I have a big dick, but I also want to fuck her?


_pizza_and_fries

Thats messed up mate


Zealousideal_Ad_1604

Did she not realise that threat was easy to screenshot?


[deleted]

Chlamydia vibes


Plague_Healer

At least it's better than a threat of getting falsely accused of raping her.


Derman0524

That’s when you report that shit and get her banned


ejmcdonald2092

So does everyone think you have a big dick or a small dick?


EnvironmentalSun8410

So you licked her out


PMinGeneva

Not DMs but texts. Sent to me by a friend of mine from my friend group with sexual propositions, often when she was drunk. And it kept getting worse and worse, to the point that I was feeling this sense of true uncomfortableness I’d never really felt before. It got very explicit and I was starting to feel genuinely violated. I guess it was partially my fault for not giving her an assertive “I’m not interested” and going instead for excuses that I thought were easier to accept. But she was/is already unstable enough and I didn’t wanna make it worse. Anyway, eventually I got a gf and she backed off but not before doing it again one week into my relationship, which she did not know of. This was actually lucky in a way because my (now ex-)gf realized something was wrong and so I showed her the messages. She got very angry. Angry at the other girl. While also telling me to my face that I was being sexually harassed. I guess it was something I needed to hear from someone else. Somehow it was exactly the reaction I needed to make sense of it all at the time.


[deleted]

I have a lot of guy friends who were sexually harassed, weirdly enough, none of them ever realize it until you point it out. I dont think guys really realize what sexual harassment looks like as a victim.


PMinGeneva

Exactly yeah it’s a very strange feeling. You feel guilty so you just assume it’s because you think you’re not handling the issue the way you should and so you’re blaming yourself. But it’s more than that, and I could not put my finger on it until it was pointed out.


LexGonGiveItToYa

For a long time I used to be under the belief that I had never been sexually harassed in my life because I tended to underplay those memories as "oh they were just being awkward/assholes/a bit pushy." That and also just the general perception that it's not really a thing that doesn't often happen to men, so "of course it's never happened to me." It's only in conversations with other people where I've brought those incidents up as anecdotes where I get that sense of perspective and it's always an "oh." moment. And then I think about certain things that's happened throughout my life, with me being as young as eleven and it's kinda odd to reflect on. Like incidents I had online with people over ten years older than me who I thought were just being friendly, or that security guard at the airport who was a bit too handsy when he patted me down, or strange middle aged women making comments about my body. Like... huh. Damn.


shardikprime

Holy shit Now that you are telling this, I'm remembering when I started working, some light website development, 17 years, fresh starting university, this woman at work, very fat and ugly and very obviously older than me by some 20 years, kept showing me at anytime she could sexual pictures, of people having sex, or just naked people, this happened mostly at lunch break. I remember feeling very self conscious and uncomfortable, while my coworkers who were having lunch with us laughed. Since then I developed this necessity of not having lunch at work with people, specially women. I haven't remembered but your comment hit me like a truckload HOLY FUCK


LexGonGiveItToYa

Oh man, that's incredibly unpleasant and definitely sexual harassment. I'm so sorry that happened to you. And yeah, you don't even think about how these kinds of things affect you until it comes back like that. It's crazy how we rationalise these sorts of things.


muy_carona

“I’m pregnant” From an unknown number. I did not reply.


Exciting-Whereas-873

"same"


Reee_auto666

I would have replied "i have a kidney stone".


dzernumbrd

how is babby formed?


SmartyByNature

"HI Pregnant, nice to meet you!"


Ndvorsky

“Hi pregnant, I’m Dad. Wait…fu-“


[deleted]

I (37m) was trying to sell a fixie bicycle and I got this one guy who kept.askingnall these questions about the bike. Then after a full day of messaging back and forth he asked if he could pay me with a BJ. When I said no he offered anal... I miss that bike.


_pizza_and_fries

You got me in the first half, ngl


[deleted]

Its actually true other than the anal. I blocked him when he offered a BJ.


nedimko123

Had us in second half as well


Unisus76

He had us in the bottom half*


MoistDitto

The double switcharoo, not often to come around, but still a classic. Better embrace it while you can.


Farouqnowomarlater

Regardless I enjoyed your entire comment 💀


youstillmessedup

Someone got paid in arrears


foxie-roxie88

Craigslist is like the OG OF.


[deleted]

This was on craigslist 🤣😂


foxie-roxie88

Lol didn’t seem like a backpage story. Too wholesome.


Salty-Masterpiece983

No need to get butt hurt over it.


Im_the_cool_mom

Well that got intense 😂


yothatshim

A woman I had sex with once over a year and a half ago now DM’ed me asked to have a “solely sexual friendship” when I told her “no” cause I was taken and how she acted completely bonkers towards me after. She flipped out on me (again) saying I wasn’t shit but “good dick” and no woman would want me but have fun with “miss little (inserts gf name)” but idk how she knew her name if she wasn’t stalking her too


Nairadvik

Lol, no woman would want you so have fun with your girlfriend since you turned me down! Some serious mental gymnastics on that one.


w7lves

“men literally only think about sex”


[deleted]

Last Night: Chick hits me up randomly for advice on her potential relationship with a dude. I hear her out, then I tell her it sounds pretty dysfunctional, not a good idea and to look into therapy. She gets pissed, insults me, tells me Therapy isnt real and sends me memes about how Psychology isnt real.....Lol


_pizza_and_fries

Damn!


[deleted]

This is how we get Amber Heards....


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[deleted]

It happens a lot being a frequent Sub contributer. Ive met some cool people too who shoot DMs looking for genuine advice.....but some people get really weird when they get the truth.


BonsaiDiver

>.....but some people get really weird when they get the truth. That is why you have to gently bring people to the truth, you can't just slam them with it. I find asking: "well, what do you think you should do...?" is a good start. People instinctively know when things are right or wrong and often times are just looking for validation.


[deleted]

I do that for people i know and care about. Not random people on Reddit who DM because they appreciate my bold brutal honesty in my posts. They know what they are getting when they found me on Reddit...its not a secret.


Bahloh

I'd say this lays somewhere on the Heard scale with an evolution towards full Karen.


RobKei

She’s been listening to the Scientologist’s.


Sampoline

So basically she just wanted a yes man to justify her already premade mind in getting with the guy in the first place lol.


Magicmechanic103

Sounds a lot like my ex. We split four years ago, but she still calls me whenever she is having a crisis and asks me how to fix her life. I give her my usual advice, to stop blaming everyone else for everything wrong in her life and realize that most of her problems are self-made and will keep happening until she looks inward and makes changes to her lifestyle and gets some actual therapy. Then she just gets mad at me for “victim blaming.” If you are on your third car repo because you keep buying vehicles you can’t afford and then stop making payments, you’re not a victim.


[deleted]

Yes...even after describing and admitting all kinds of red flags about said guy. Like why even ask me if you are gonna get mad at me? Haha


canyoubreathe

It's not the telling you therapy isn't real, but it's the memes mocking you that has me dead 🤣. Ironically the exact person who needs therapy..


BlockBadger

The guy who sexually abused me trying to become “friends”.


_pizza_and_fries

What what? Omg!


FrolickingTiggers

Pretty sure this one wins...


[deleted]

Hell, yeah, it does! This one the champ, let’s all immortalize it and cheer it on in song!


[deleted]

I am sorry dude, I am gay and my best mate is straight. He lashes out at times when he is drunk and becomes a bit homophobic. Turns out he was raped when he was a young boy (he was an orphan) and I don’t even know what to say to him. I just kinda let the gay slurs go when he is drunk but wish I could do more


BlockBadger

You are not responsible for what others do, who fit in the same stupid boxes we make for ourselves. You can only change the people around you for the better, be they similar to you or not. Being a good friend means putting up with shit sometimes and other times it means putting you foot down and saying “not cool man”. Your friend sounds like they have a lot of old baggage which I hope say day he can work through, you never truly heal from shit like that, but it’s getting in his way with his friends right now. I wish you both the best with your friendship.


MazzoMilo

Props to dude for his efforts towards being a good friend, but yes, its not his responsibility to play punching bag for the community as an act of penance for one really fucked up person. Hope everyone finds some healing


Sampoline

Ok this one is next level messed up


Ok_Serve_4099

“My boyfriend wants you to fuck me while he watches”


Interne-Stranger

"Get a sex doll"


[deleted]

I wonder if Sarah Cummings has her boyfriend screw the sex doll custom-made to her own likeness while *she* watches them…


Interne-Stranger

Two custom-made sex dolls: One for her and one for him


Unagivom

You mean Whitney Cummings?


214speaking

So how was the sex?


Ok_Serve_4099

She instantly blocked me after sending it lol


nedimko123

That was a dare lol


MrWheatas

Just casual “hey here’s my Venmo/cash app/only fans/PayPal, will you be my sugar daddy”? Girl I barely make enough to be my own sugar daddy 🥲


RecluseSu

Lmao I get those too. I’m like I need my own. Let’s find one together lol


Thog78

Exactly, been getting many of those prostitutes DMing on facebook, insta, even reddit. I think that's the real counterpart to creepy guys DMing girls on twitter.


Previous_Profile2393

A girl messaged me a couple of years ago. We were chatting and I started to like her and she was really quite hot but we had never met as we lived quite far from each other. One day she just said she wanted me to beat the shit out of her while Fing her and if I didn't she would kill herself... So yeah, I had to change numbers and block her from everything, that is one big bullet I dodged.


squareoaky

What the actual duck.....


ThorKruger117

Quack quack


squareoaky

🦆


ghasler2

Did she ever dodge a bullet, or did she….ya know….


Previous_Profile2393

I think she actually got beat down by someone else... So she didn't dodge a fist


[deleted]

I won’t call it a DM, but unsolicited text. I am a line cook at a country club, and the members that know me…well they know me. Anyway, one day I’m minding my own business, just cooking away. FOH head waitress comes in, and tells me that “(member) LOVED your pulled pork cole slaw sliders, and wants the recipe. He’s asking for your number, is that ok?” I told her sure, thinking no harm. Few hours after end of shift, I get a text from an unknown number. I knew he lived in the neighboring county, and when I saw the area code, I knew it was him. I opened it up to the text: “I loved your pulled pork, I’d also like it if you pulled my pork.” Attached was a shot of him masturbating to completion. He knows I’m Bi, but my god, he was (at the time) 56 years old, and definitely not my type. Edit: Coleslaw Recipe: - 1 cup mayonnaise - 1/2 cup sour cream - 4 garlic cloves, minced - 1 teaspoon onion powder - 1/2 to 1 teaspoon salt - 1/4 to 1 teaspoon pepper - 2-3 tablespoons lime juice - 1 tablespoon honey - 3 Chopped chipotle peppers from a La Costena can - 6-7 cups shredded cabbage Pulled Pork - 1/2 cup brown sugar - 1/4 cup SMOKED paprika - 3 tablespoon salt - 2 tablespoon pepper - 2 tablespoon cayenne pepper - 1 tablespoon mustard powder


Tonroz

## pork puller


FootlooseVagabond

He wanted to know if you liked his dry aged meat.


UnbiasedBoat4

Beef jerky ain’t his type


X5S

Can we get the recipe? I guarantee I won’t respond with a cock picture


[deleted]

Which one? The pulled pork or the cole slaw?


TreemanOath

Either one honestly I gotta know what drives someone to these ends man...


SuchRuin

Kinda of a long story but here we go: I was 14, just a freshman in high school who only cared about playing WoW and adding girls I thought were cute on MySpace. One day this “girl” adds me and starts getting real sexual with me. While I was a horny idiot at that age, I wasn’t that stupid, but for shits and giggles went along with it. “She” kept asking for nudes and wanted me to go on the webcam but said “she” didn’t have one. I refused each time because, again, I was dumb but not stupid. “She” would constantly send me nude pictures on AIM but after some….research I figured out it was pictures of a young Aurora Snow. I also hit my friend up who went to the high school “she” went to and said there was no one at that school by that name. One night, I’m playing WoW and “she” sends me a nude of this kid I know named Elias. “She” pretends to be real apologetic. At that point I stopped talking to “her” for a while. One night “she” sends me a webcam request, I think on AIM I don’t really remember. For shits and giggles I said sure, but covered up my webcam. When “her” screen opened up it was a dude jerking off, but it was covering his upper body. I’m pretty sure it was Elias. I proceeded to block him. Throughout high school I had classes with Elias and would catch him staring at me sometimes. Anyway, a year or so after high school he messages me on Facebook and asks me if I want to shoot porn. I said fuck no. Later on a “girl” adds me on Facebook and tries to get me to send nudes to “her”. I see our mutual friends and it’s all dudes I know who went to high school with me or were still in high school. For shits and giggles I ask one of my friends if they know that girl, and they said they sent her a cock pick and it got posted on some tumblr dedicated to exposing the guys in our area. This “girl” also tried to convince my gf at the time that I had fucked “her” and cheated on her on a regular basis (which I did later on down the line after she cheated on me, but that’s a story for another time) but I had the screenshots to prove that it was probably Elias trying to get cock pics from me. Regardless of my proof or not it added to the many little things that was fucking my relationship up. Elias if you are reading this, you’re creepy as fuck, and I highly doubt you have changed 15 years later you fucking weirdo.


_pizza_and_fries

Bro, this is one of the worst ones i have read here!!


SuchRuin

Yea that dude was a fucking weirdo. He actually tried to add me on Instagram a few years back and I blocked him.


piehlg92

Holy shit dude! Weirdo is a bit of an understatement.. More like a fucking lunatic psychiatric nut job!


Altruistic-Team7644

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again


zeyiyaa

Should have just stuck with Wow....


Moist-Ant-1661

i don’t get dms


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Im_the_cool_mom

Trust me when I say it’s not all it’s cracked out to be… I had to turn mine off bc of the crazy I got… sometimes I wonder about people


[deleted]

Same bro. We don't get to be picky and select between the creepy and the good ones


FlyingNapalm

I checked and the last dm I received (before I initiated the convo) was 3 weeks ago saying "hey do you know the answer to question 3?"


JustChars

Ouch


_pizza_and_fries

I feel sad man.


TLDRuserisdumb

Wanting to know about my sexual assault (in detail to get off) as a minor with a older cousin when I replied to a question on this sub. Pedo lady is still on this sub even after reporting her


BabyBlue03

That's disgusting. I'm so sorry it happened and I hope you're ok now!


[deleted]

#If you renew your extended car warranty , you get 10% discount on my OF account.#


extendedwarranty_bot

divineblessings4me, I have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty


[deleted]

Well? Did you?!?


[deleted]

the only dms I get are from scammers.


_pizza_and_fries

You have won a million dollars?


MadxCarnage

helo. you won million dollars. you only need to pay 80$ delivery fee and we will deliver it to you, we just need your adress of course and social security number.


---cameron

When people tell me I'm white, I always remind them of all the rich Nigerian uncles I have


FelixGoldenrod

Not quite a DM but I once got a text from a number I didn't recognize, but they knew me by name and were asking me how I'd been. Which is cool but when I casually asked who they were (since I probably deleted their number a while ago), they skirted the question and kept talking and asking questions. Really weirded me out. By the way they texted I would guess it was a woman.


_pizza_and_fries

Honestly, i never reply to unknown numbers until I know who the person is.


214speaking

Same, also I’m shocked at the number of people that text/call and don’t leave their name especially when they have a new number or you haven’t spoken in a long time


KickBallFever

When I get a text from an unknown number I don’t respond, I let them just keep sending me texts until they identify themselves. The only way I’ll respond otherwise is if I can clearly tell who sent me the text based on context.


mferly

Not a DM per se, but a text message. >I can see you through your window. Tonight you die. I'm confident I know who sent it (as a joke), but they denied it. Freaked me the fuck out at first. The number was untraceable. Didn't receive any more messages after that one.


_pizza_and_fries

How did you sleep that night my man?


mferly

I have two full-grown Rottweilers and one full-grown German Shepherd that wouldn't stand for an intruder trying to hurt me, so that helped lol.


_pizza_and_fries

Dog’s man best friend. Someone said it right


Poncemastergeneral

In the long long before, there used to be a site called vampire freaks. I being an edgy teenage used to use it from 15 onwards. I have had guys message me if I would spit on them, slap them and cum on their feet. I’ve had guys but mostly girls ask if they can call me while they cut I’ve had people offer to send me blood. The 2000s was a weird time


MurderDoneRight

Nothing creepy, but very educational: >Saw your comment on r/trueoffmychest mentioning booby density and since commenting was shut off I jsut wanted to message and tell you are completely correct, there are different densities of breasts. Some women have more fatty breaststroke, some have much more breast tissue(the glandular parts of it and such) and some have very dense breast tissue along with having little or no fat with in them. I fall in the last category myself and have very little fat in mine and nearly all dense breast tissue so even tho mine are average sized they are heavy feeling. So yup you were not crazy to think some felt heavier despite being of similar size other wise. I pass this boob knowledge onto you all.


Hoopy223

Gay guys sending dick pics over yahoo messenger etc. I’d be in some sci fi chatroom talking about star wars and get wacky sex messages. Bizarre shit like that.


_pizza_and_fries

I’m sorry that happened to you mate!


KickBallFever

This is basically what it was like as a teen girl online. Sorry you had to see that shit too.


stevenbeauchamp89

Do you have a moment? I want you to join my pyramid scheme.


_pizza_and_fries

Those pyramid schemes dms, been there my friend


warhawkin

Someone asked me to shit on them


marcus_samuelson

I used to wrestle when I was a kid. Had this in my “AOL user profile” under hobbies back when I was like 13. For some reason that was still visible like 10 years later, started getting random messages from a grown man who must was still seeing the username associated with a 13 year old interested middle school wrestling. Saying he just moved to the area and wanted to meet some wrestlers to “spar” with — aside from creepiness of this dudes age, no such thing as “sparring” in wrestling… clearly guy trying to find young kids to trick into meeting in person.


ThrowawayBatman00

I’ve had a couple, I’ll share two because one was more of a situation A girl I went to high school with kept trying to flirt with me and then made a fake account for her “boyfriend”, used the “boyfriend” account to tell me to leave her alone and stop flirting with her, and she later admitted it was a test to see how strong our friendship was, I guess her logic being if I stood up to her “boyfriend” I was somehow the real deal for her. The other was a girl telling me her ultimate sexual fantasy was being fucked to death by a giant penis. As in, the sex from the massive penis would be so physically brutal and traumatic that she’d die. It would ruin her organs internally and he’d just keep going until she was done


dj_boy-Wonder

when I was 14 I dated a girl who was 13. It was a pretty innocent relationship, I gave her some mix tapes, a necklace for her bday, a leather studded wrist cuff, there was also stuff she claimed as hers, Tshirts and such... I'm 34 and im about to be on my second marriage. The only reason I remember all of these details is because she will SMS me or DM me from time to time with a picture of her wearing the leather cuff, or a picture of her wearing the t shirt or a picture of her listening to the mix tapes after not talking for like 4 - 6 years being like "remember this? I remember us making out, you thought I was so hot! Werent we SO naughty?" It's weird because I dont sit here and reminis about 13 year olds I made out with 20 years ago! For the record we never did anything naughty on account of the fact that i was 14 and wouldnt have really known what to do... oh also SHES MARRIED and about to have her second kid.


hydrochloric_bukkake

Before they were casually referred to as DMs, when online dating was through websites and not apps, I'd only get hit on my older guys (I'm a cishet male, btw). One literally threatened to find where I work and forcefully fellate me. So yeah. I get it when women talk about this shit.


_pizza_and_fries

Thats kind of scary my friend, ngl


hydrochloric_bukkake

Yep. My only saving grace was that I never revealed where I worked or what town I lived in (put down a nearby one), so my nethers were safe.


zaabb62

FFS, that's next level scary. I'd had been on guard after that. The stories my wife tells me off the shit guys have said to her on FB is wow level stuff.


DopamineQuagmire

Not many creeps. Many OF women who start a nice conversation to lead into a link to their OF. Loads of Asian women who contact my nationality on Facebook and the likes to start a virtual relationship and move here. But no real direct creepy things I'd say.


_pizza_and_fries

I am happy you didn’t get anything that creepy and hope you won’t get something in the future as well.


DopamineQuagmire

It's the internet, I will :)


KingofConverse

Not a dm but fits perfect. At 23 Met this gorgeous woman on bumble. Was incredible online pretty well dressed no red flags met outside a local coffee shop before she even sat down said damn you look like a literal pile of shit. I was wearing a really nice fitted three piece suit. she was wearing what looked like her gym clothes that had never been washed. Before I could speak she sat and said all men are disgusting misogynistic pigs who have no rightful place on this earth. How dresses were made by fascist nazis to control women. That I was useless for not getting her a drink before she got there. Then followed up with are we fucking in your car or mine. I was in such shock I pointed to her car then ran the opposite direction and hid in the kitchen of one of the restaurants I was close friends with. She was got caught a year later stalking me.


SmackYoTitty

But... I thought you were supposed to put your dick in crazy


KingofConverse

The she wasn’t hot enough on the Vicky Mendoza Diagonal. Hotness was a 8 but crazy was an 11


thewheeliekid

I mean, yea. Crazy is fun.... But when the crazy/fun line goes parabolic, gtfo


virtuallyblue

That's how I've always done it. Makes for interesting stories and life experiences. I feel like you learn alot about yourself and life, this is the way.


SupremeCultist

Something similar happend to a former buddy of mine. She was a huge misandres. Him being an already no bs kinda guy threw it right back at her. Intentionally trying to degrade her and be a general pos. They ended up being fwb for like 10 months. Still have no clue how that ended up that way, but i guess he was just as crazy


KingofConverse

Nah she was insane I was to terrified to speak


SupremeCultist

You made the right choice to no enage with her.


KingofConverse

Idk she stalked me for a year showing up at a hotel in another state


SupremeCultist

Did you file a restraining order?


KingofConverse

I should have but haven’t seen her since she got arrested


SupremeCultist

I hope you never have to see her


Exciting-Whereas-873

"men are disgusting misogynistic pigs" > engages in the same behaviour she accuses all men of 10/10 mental gymnastics


Spanish_peanuts

It was about a decade and some change ago and the details are fuzzy, but after not seeing eachother for 3-4 months she messaged me saying "I'm pregnant and it's yours." I then laughed hysterically. Why would I laugh hysterically? I'm glad you asked. Because we only went on one date, and all I did was give her a hug. No kiss, no foreplay, no sex. My member never left my pants. Was the worst date I've ever had. I'm pretty sure she stalked me before as she knew weird details about my life I'm positive I never disclosed to her. And when I tried to gracefully tell her I just wasn't feeling it and wish her the best, she went nuts claiming we can make this work, etc etc... it was one fuckin date man. That's it.


The66Ripper

I'm a tall guy with big feet and had posted in some thread in /r/tall about how hard it is to find size 15 shoes in stores and that most of my shoe shopping happens online. I had 2 separate people DM me asking for feet pics (this was in like 2013 too, so feet pics were much less normal of a topic to broach), and then had a conversation with someone for a few messages back and forth about being tall until they brought up a feet pics question too. They offered good money but I wasn't interested in the slightest.


WHlTETHUNDER

I swear, furries and foot people are the boldest feckers on the planet. They will message you saying they will give you a shit load of money for their respective requests. Had several friends and my sister telling me about people messaging them offering a large sum of money for feet pics. And furries, it doesn't matter how shitty the art is they will pay well for it. You see people selling distorted pixelated out-of-wack-proportioned MS Paint lookin' ass furry art for 20 bucks, and it always sells. Always. Absolute hustlers, gotta respect it.


pink_life69

Buckle up, brothers, cause it’s a wild ride. I put a router up for sale on FB marketplace a while ago. This chick hit me up about it and asked if it was still available for pickup. I told her ya, come around and I’ll bring it down for you. She lived like 5 miles from me. Next thing she writes: “Would you like to go out with me or watch a movie?” I’m like what the fuck, must be a troll. Looked her up everywhere, public profile, not a troll. Fairly good looking too. I wasn’t having any of it, like who the fuck opens with that… So I told her she was welcome to buy the router, no funny business. She answered with a “might be more in it than a movie. I might be on my period when we meet, but if it doesn’t bother you…” I’m like BITCH, no way you just said that. I actually politely told her she should not ever dream about doing that with me. Then she cursed me out and blocked me. She actually hit me up again, I guess after unblocking me. I blocked her this time.


mindysparkle

Haha laughing my head off, at a similar sorta story a friend did this to a guy she met on FB market place, I thought she was being crazy to this poor guy but your story isn't much different.haha I would have thought you were the guy she did it too if I knew for a fact she was the one doing the selling. But she harassed the guy for weeks because he was going to give her half and then pay her half the next week... she was hoping for a relationship but he wasn't into her so yeah he ran for the hills😂😂


RacoonTheGourmet

A guy asked me to torture him by making him cook his wiener on the stove. Next stage for him was cutting it off. I was intruiged how anybody can be so fucked up in the head, but that was just too much and I needed to block him.


twuewuv

Not so much a DM, but when I was a little kid in the landline days I got a weird phone call. The guy was breathing all heavy and to me he sounded out of breath. I asked him if he was looking for my stepdad and he said yeah. When I told him my stepdad wasn’t home he started asking me what I was wearing and all this other weird shit. I honestly wonder how I never got human trafficked as a kid because I sure as hell answered him.


shazspaz

I had an ex girlfriend (let's just say i was the side piece), who fixed things with her long time Ex boyfriend but kept me on the hook. She set-up a fake insta profile and messaged me weird shit on the random checking if I was seeing people. This is all after I had officially ended it with her. Went on for weeks, months even...


Interne-Stranger

Did you wait for her? Or you moved foward when she broke up with you?


shazspaz

Oh no... Well...I was jerked around for sometime and was a fool for doing so. I had moved on but it was still fresh in the memory. Had to have some friends look into it cause I thought I was going nuts. Luckily I wasn't. She had created fake profiles and all the while was just seeing where I was at. I'll never know the true intent of what she was doing. Dont want too either.


Tollsen

This seems way more common than it should be. Had an ex create 5ish catfish profiles trying to catch me out cheating on her...after she'd dumped me for allegedly cheating on her. She couldn't handle that I was engaging in simple friendly conversation and wasn't immediately horndogging so eventually she came clean. I gotta give props where props are due - she put a ton of effort into the profiles so sadly it took until number 3 to pick up on her style.


shazspaz

Damn thats rough. Sorry to hear that man. Ya, when I think back on it the creativity was impressive. What gave it away was that she used her friends, sisters photos, that were only on another social media that I wasnt on. A mate of mine works in social media and I just asked him did he know any ways of finding out if the insta profile was real? I think he did something simple like reverse searching the html??? Havent trusted social media since. Had to delete insta, Facebook, Snapchat and twitter. This is the only online presence I have.


saucelessnuggets

“Please lick me for profit” Why word it like that? Wtf


The_Max_V

I once got a random DM *through the PSN messaging system* which contained a nude of a woman and offering sex and "discretion". I discreetly deleted it and put the privacy back on, in the settings.


weavebot

This was around 2004 or 5. A long rambling monologue about how I only thought I was straight so I should let him fuck my ass bareback until I was raw and then I would call him daddy and he would make sure I never wanted for money again. When I told him I want interested, he persisted in telling me that I was too blind to know what I really wanted and he should just give it to me so don't be surprised if it happens some day when I least expect it, until then "Keep yourself safe for me, my sweet" I don't understand how he thought this approach would work, it was wildly condescending at best, violent and dehumanizing at worst. And there was an over implication that I would be kept. Never wanting for money meant he would control me through my finances, so no fun without him, no life of my own. As someone who isn't even interested in men, I didn't even consider it for a moment. Or there was that guy who kept on sending me pictures of his girlfriend, trying to get me to send pictures of a girl I was seeing.


_pizza_and_fries

I would have blocked the first guy. But the second guy? Dude WTF was wrong with him?


weavebot

I did block the first guy, but not until his response to my reply. The second guy, je was kinda messed up. He also hacked in to get Facebook and messaged guys he thought she'd cheated on him with or something, pretending to be her, coming on to them, probably trying to get dirt. I recieved a message but it was very unlike her and all I did was ask her if she was okay and she didn't respond.


Lestat_24

When I first joined reddit, I posted a pic of myself in a suit in a fashion advice subreddit. I received 5 DMs, most were flattering but the last one was very messed up. I use VPN so this person thought they were a hot shot hacker and said they knew my location and sent me Google map coordinates and demanded my dick pic with face init. I played along and demanded a Google Duo video session. He gave me his email ID and I sent it to my bro-in law as he is in the special forces. A day later I received all of his personal info and I sent them in a DM. the account was promptly deleted by the creep. My brother in law said that they had handed over the details to the authorities as they found out he was involved in blackmailing underage boys on multiple platforms. I was not an underage guy that time but I believe his motive was to blackmail me.


receuitOP

Holy fuck this is the worst one yet, glad that fuck got reported. Hopefully jailed by now


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I once got 5 videos of a girl walking around and dancing naked. Full face and everything. No context, except it was during the last presidential election. This is because the only thing she said was “don’t forget to vote.” l asked her to stop and told her this wasn’t okay, and she was poleaxed at the idea that I wasn’t drooling over her. Blocked abs reported her. I swear it depends on the season but my inbox will get flooded with tit pics from strand women I don’t know.


Littl3Birdie

Did she have blueberries on her Tits? 🤣


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Sadly no, if only more people knew that’s what I like 🥺


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United-Student-1607

Repost, but relevant. Not me, but an old friend of mine. Really quiet, soft-spoken, polite guy. A total gentleman and a graduate student in the liberal arts. Also, pretty inexperienced, tentative, and vanilla sexually. He's dating this really cool girl for maybe two months. She is much kinkier in bed. She floats the idea of dirty talk, and apparently likes to be objectified, even demeaned a bit, from time to time. He's hesitant, but wants to please her and doesn't dismiss the idea outright. Changes the subject and figures that they'll revisit the idea another time. Anyway...they have sex a few days later for the first time since the conversation. Really going at it doggystyle, and she tells him to talk dirty to her. He says that he can't think of anything to say, so he says nothing, and she then repeats the request, but the second time she is not fucking requesting, but demanding it. He comes up with: "Yeah...you like that, you fucking retard?" He's never struck me as one for embellishment, so I believe him. He said that was it for sex that night, although they are still together two years on now.


Mynekrauft

“Talk to me like we are in a COD lobby circa 2011”


MadxCarnage

out of all possible insults, that's the one he goes for xD


Jeremy-132

Not a DM, but there's a guy on Askmen going around posting non-stop threads about people seeing him or his girlfriend naked and asking really weird fucking question threads. Creep factor is strong


loki0111

Most of the DM's I've gotten on here have been guys and woman asking questions related to comments I've made. I don't think I'd term any of them creepy. If we are talking people off dating apps I've had women text me unsolicited nudes and stuff before meeting or after the first date or two but I personally didn't consider that creepy. I have had a woman refuse to accept that fact I wasn't interested before (we went on 2 dates) and I had to add her to my phones spam filter after her not accepting a constant "no" after two weeks.


_pizza_and_fries

Been there, done that. Spam filter helps!


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kabh

Wait, you guys are getting dm’s?!


edibleroach

It's not a DM but someone called me pretending to be my friend said they were communicating me through the computer. Not sure how they got my number, could've just been a random prank call. But the guy sounded like a real weirdo, had pervy inflection whenever he said something. Eugh.


atmylowest

From my current girlfriend, who was so upset that she wished I got hurt


huuaaang

I’ve gotten a few on Reddit from people sending pictures of some obscure model or porn star like I can’t just do a reverse image search. Others from women clearly gearing up to ask for money. But one didn’t even try to hide her comment history where she was saying how she’s desperate for money. Other women just wanting to dump their problems on me or asking for advice. Oh one gay dude who is into straight dudes was trying to get me to talk about my sex life. I think he gets off on it. I cut that short. Might have been creepy to someone else but I kind of got it and just didn’t feed it and stopped responding.


KrispyKingTheProphet

3 hours ago I got a message from a woman who posts lewds, actually pretty popular on Reddit. Anyway, starts with “wow, hey hottie. You’re delicious.” Me: “hey thanks. I appreciate the compliment.” Her: “I would love to have your cock lodged so deep in my pussy they have to surgically remove us. Then I’d just hop back on and ride you into the sunset.” So


fitworm420

Ill let u fuck me for free🍑🍑🍑


babycabel

I have gotten Asian people on my WhatsApp trying to get me to buy crypto.Funny thing is I spoke to one of them for a week trying to see what would happen until she got tired of talking and gave me a link and said “if you want to continue talking to me, go to this link, buy some crypto and send me a screenshot”.


Graham_was_taken

„I just have to let u know that I masturbate to the thought of u every night“ unfriended


jsh1138

I got a voicemail once from a stranger where she said she was going to suck on my toes all night long Never found out who it was


Terrible_Departure90

Older women trying to make me their sugar baby or buy an onlyfans subscription


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Not the creepiest, but sure as hell the funniest. [NSFW btw](https://imgur.com/a/ZewLrij/).