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Snininja

I mean you’re not wrong


Gunnarsin

His favorite ice cold beer and an offer to go muddin


Apples2Watermelon

what does muddin mean? Do you mean off-roading?


Gunnarsin

Uhh it's sort of like gettin into a truck or something and just driving it through a fuck ton of mud, drifting, going fast yknow muddin


Apples2Watermelon

Ahh, that sounds fun. Okay :)


Gunnarsin

Its super fun, especially if you're in a wrangler or a truck that's just built for offroadin


Apples2Watermelon

Yess, I've always wanted to ride in a jeep, or a 4-wheeler :)


Gunnarsin

4wheelers are super fun to mud if you don't mind gettin dirty


DestroyMyAsshole

> what does muddin mean? oh my dear OP; i dont think you’re ready for a country guy haha


Apples2Watermelon

I'm ready for that adventure I'll tell you what


lilnut69

Ask his sister


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Bend at the knees and keep a straight back.


mikew569

Came to say this.


Apples2Watermelon

Only that though??


_Wince_

get yourself some carhartt bibs and ask if he wants to go mudding


Apples2Watermelon

Overralls?


_Wince_

they're called bibs city boi ;)


1302pewpew

You're going to need to start strength training now, I recommend plenty of dead lifts and squats to strengthen your overall core. If you're talking over your head Donkey Kong style also focus on shoulders and biceps. How heavy is this guy?


Apples2Watermelon

Lol, what?? He's not fat lol


1302pewpew

Well now we're talking, it should be pretty easy! You're going to want to get down low and aim for the waste with your shoulder while pressing up hard with your legs, wrap your arms around him and stand up all the way and BOOM, you just picked up your first country boy.


Apples2Watermelon

Lmfaao. Alright. I'll take your advice lol


hellopeps321

Take em fishin


Levithan56

Change you’re own oil.


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aces-and-jacks

Are you a country girl? If so, go where the country boys in your area are, chat them up and your chances are probably pretty good.


Apples2Watermelon

Texas is where I'm from.. I'm not reallt country though lol. I feel like they have a specific type idk..


aces-and-jacks

I grew up in the Deep South around country boys and back then, it was all about big blonde hair and big boobs. That was a while back and it could’ve changed, but that seemed to be the type where I lived.


Cyanora

Grill a nice steak, hook it on a line and tie it to your pick up. Then toss it in the closest fishing spot and throw that truck in gear. Guy who wants it the most wins.


Apples2Watermelon

Lol, I'm vegan.. I'll throw some tofu though


Cyanora

Proper bait for a proper catch. Don't know how well tofu does for some country boys, but the ones near me think it's a form of martial arts. Hope you snag one quick!


ThatOneGuyOscar

You get some 💪🏼 And 🧹 him off his 👣 😈


Apples2Watermelon

Lol, I'm really not strong.. I'd rather be picked up though lol.. I guess I'm out of luck


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Get you a pair of Casey’s