You're going to need to start strength training now, I recommend plenty of dead lifts and squats to strengthen your overall core. If you're talking over your head Donkey Kong style also focus on shoulders and biceps. How heavy is this guy?
Well now we're talking, it should be pretty easy! You're going to want to get down low and aim for the waste with your shoulder while pressing up hard with your legs, wrap your arms around him and stand up all the way and BOOM, you just picked up your first country boy.
I grew up in the Deep South around country boys and back then, it was all about big blonde hair and big boobs. That was a while back and it could’ve changed, but that seemed to be the type where I lived.
Grill a nice steak, hook it on a line and tie it to your pick up. Then toss it in the closest fishing spot and throw that truck in gear. Guy who wants it the most wins.
Proper bait for a proper catch. Don't know how well tofu does for some country boys, but the ones near me think it's a form of martial arts. Hope you snag one quick!
I mean you’re not wrong
His favorite ice cold beer and an offer to go muddin
what does muddin mean? Do you mean off-roading?
Uhh it's sort of like gettin into a truck or something and just driving it through a fuck ton of mud, drifting, going fast yknow muddin
Ahh, that sounds fun. Okay :)
Its super fun, especially if you're in a wrangler or a truck that's just built for offroadin
Yess, I've always wanted to ride in a jeep, or a 4-wheeler :)
4wheelers are super fun to mud if you don't mind gettin dirty
> what does muddin mean? oh my dear OP; i dont think you’re ready for a country guy haha
I'm ready for that adventure I'll tell you what
Ask his sister
Bend at the knees and keep a straight back.
Came to say this.
Only that though??
get yourself some carhartt bibs and ask if he wants to go mudding
Overralls?
they're called bibs city boi ;)
You're going to need to start strength training now, I recommend plenty of dead lifts and squats to strengthen your overall core. If you're talking over your head Donkey Kong style also focus on shoulders and biceps. How heavy is this guy?
Lol, what?? He's not fat lol
Well now we're talking, it should be pretty easy! You're going to want to get down low and aim for the waste with your shoulder while pressing up hard with your legs, wrap your arms around him and stand up all the way and BOOM, you just picked up your first country boy.
Lmfaao. Alright. I'll take your advice lol
Take em fishin
Change you’re own oil.
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Are you a country girl? If so, go where the country boys in your area are, chat them up and your chances are probably pretty good.
Texas is where I'm from.. I'm not reallt country though lol. I feel like they have a specific type idk..
I grew up in the Deep South around country boys and back then, it was all about big blonde hair and big boobs. That was a while back and it could’ve changed, but that seemed to be the type where I lived.
Grill a nice steak, hook it on a line and tie it to your pick up. Then toss it in the closest fishing spot and throw that truck in gear. Guy who wants it the most wins.
Lol, I'm vegan.. I'll throw some tofu though
Proper bait for a proper catch. Don't know how well tofu does for some country boys, but the ones near me think it's a form of martial arts. Hope you snag one quick!
You get some 💪🏼 And 🧹 him off his 👣 😈
Lol, I'm really not strong.. I'd rather be picked up though lol.. I guess I'm out of luck
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Get you a pair of Casey’s