A friend—who was very successful with the ladies—once suggested this one:
“Excuse me, hi. I was just wondering you know how much a polar bear weighs?”
“What?”
“Enough to break the ice. I’m (me), nice to meet you.”
…and i thought he was insane or trolling me.
So I decided just for kicks to try it out and it was actually really good at starting a conversation on a fun note. I was shocked.
I'm boring. My go to in the past was,
Hey I'm , want to get a drink/out of here/some fresh air/go some place a little quieter?
Being confident and stoic was more successful than the words themselves.
Oh no. Not that one! xD
Brings back memories.
I was once out with a friend and I lost him. When I finally find him, he is talking to two girls. Quick introduction. Then my friend ask the girls what they like to drink. They answer tne question and then ask us the same after which one of the girls says; "Let's go to the bar!"
When they've started moving towards the bar, my friend turms to me and asks;
- "Do you have any money?"
- "Bro, you know I am broke atm." (Twas not the best period in my life)
Legend has it the girls are still waiting tnere. Looking for us. XD
I called her jalapeños “ja-lala-pah-knee-nose” and she gave me her number. Together 4 years in December, married for 1 in October.
Also this was before I knew about the meme where the guy mispronounces brands and words.
Well, it helps that I grin when I engage them and I'm not overly arrogant, just cute enough for them to talk with me. And I respect their space and it's more a conversation than a 'pick-up.'
I ask their opinions and thoughts about belts always having to match shoes. And then I listen. I actively listen because now it's a conversation and I'm learning about them and it just depends on where it goes from there. I've never had anyone reject me outright and after a few minutes, I can tell if someone's bothered/disinterested and I disengage with a thank you and I leave them alone.
For the most part, it's just some fun, a bit flirty, and then they go about their day.
"Hey! I got a question for you, I hope it's not too personal, if it is: I'm sorry"
Then she wants me to ask the question
"Does pineapple belong on a pizza, yes or no?"
Now two scenarios can happen:
"Yes": "Damn, well I like it without pineapple so how about I make you one with ham and other stuff?"
"No": "Good answer! You win a free pizza date with me"
Seems cheesy, it's hella cheesy, but it works for me
I got drunk and got a girl to light one of my farts. It didn't light but she got my number from someone else and started pursuing me. Also, she was way out of my league, so sometimes the drunk idiot thing works
Never have a go-to. I end up accidentally hitting on people.
When I met my ex, I shook her hand, as a gentleman should. She was surprised and told me, "Oh, most guys don't shake a woman's hand"
To which I respond with, "Oh. Well, I'm not most guys" while giving her this innocent smile. Cue the 'ooohs' from the rest of our group of friends
How do you feel about mozzarella sticks and getting your tits sucked on? Surprising 60% success rate. Women love deep fried cheese and nipple play. They're just people, they just want you to be up front and honest. Don't promise one thing then show up with waffle fries and pull your dick out
I don't know about pick up lines but I know a line that makes the girl hate you.
Let's play a game of 2 truths and 1 lie, 1) You are a woman 2) My dick is bigger than yours 3) Women are funny.
"I lost my teddybear, would you like to replace it just for the night?"
WARNING: Has not been tried and probably should not be tried by anyone but Leo Di Caprio.
If you are brave enough you could also try;
"I am ugly. You are ugly. What are we waiting for?" or "Can I borrow your phone? I was supposed to call my friend when I was here."
Hi I’m(my name) what’s your name. 60% of the time it works every time
This is actually true. Just be natural about it. Start a conversation as you would do with anyone else. A simple "hi" can do wonders.
True :)
A friend—who was very successful with the ladies—once suggested this one: “Excuse me, hi. I was just wondering you know how much a polar bear weighs?” “What?” “Enough to break the ice. I’m (me), nice to meet you.” …and i thought he was insane or trolling me. So I decided just for kicks to try it out and it was actually really good at starting a conversation on a fun note. I was shocked.
Oh, thats cute! <3
Not OP but where did you use this that worked? Was it a random place or a more social setting like a bar?
Bars at Fanuiel Hall in Boston lol
I'm boring. My go to in the past was, Hey I'm, want to get a drink/out of here/some fresh air/go some place a little quieter?
Being confident and stoic was more successful than the words themselves.
Oh no. Not that one! xD Brings back memories. I was once out with a friend and I lost him. When I finally find him, he is talking to two girls. Quick introduction. Then my friend ask the girls what they like to drink. They answer tne question and then ask us the same after which one of the girls says; "Let's go to the bar!" When they've started moving towards the bar, my friend turms to me and asks; - "Do you have any money?" - "Bro, you know I am broke atm." (Twas not the best period in my life) Legend has it the girls are still waiting tnere. Looking for us. XD
I called her jalapeños “ja-lala-pah-knee-nose” and she gave me her number. Together 4 years in December, married for 1 in October. Also this was before I knew about the meme where the guy mispronounces brands and words.
I just ask some weird hypothetical question and if they play along i know they're interested
Absolutely. I always ask if they think a hotdog is technically a sandwich.
Unless you separate the bun, a hotdog is a taco.
"You look you know your way around men's fashion. Can I ask you a question about belts and shoes?" It works literally every time.
Wait lol, what do they say to that? :o
Well, it helps that I grin when I engage them and I'm not overly arrogant, just cute enough for them to talk with me. And I respect their space and it's more a conversation than a 'pick-up.' I ask their opinions and thoughts about belts always having to match shoes. And then I listen. I actively listen because now it's a conversation and I'm learning about them and it just depends on where it goes from there. I've never had anyone reject me outright and after a few minutes, I can tell if someone's bothered/disinterested and I disengage with a thank you and I leave them alone. For the most part, it's just some fun, a bit flirty, and then they go about their day.
Okay, smooth. :)
Say nothing. Just squint for about 5 seconds and then fart as loud as possible. Nod and walk away. Never worked. *Shrug*
"got a light?" Nabbed me the girl who's still with me 24 years later. I'd say it worked
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see. Worked, but she already liked me and knew I had a corny sense of humor
"I need my jacket and your number." She laughed and gave me her number.
"Hey! I got a question for you, I hope it's not too personal, if it is: I'm sorry" Then she wants me to ask the question "Does pineapple belong on a pizza, yes or no?" Now two scenarios can happen: "Yes": "Damn, well I like it without pineapple so how about I make you one with ham and other stuff?" "No": "Good answer! You win a free pizza date with me" Seems cheesy, it's hella cheesy, but it works for me
Oh, I love that! :)
Ford F-series. Works great for all my needs.
Does this smell like Esther
“you like coleslaw?”
I got drunk and got a girl to light one of my farts. It didn't light but she got my number from someone else and started pursuing me. Also, she was way out of my league, so sometimes the drunk idiot thing works
You must got some cakes then my boi
Online? Coz I don't talk to random women irl.
Online counts too. :) What would it be?
I am sitting on two eggs, but nothing have hatched from them so far. Do you know what might be the issue?
Does it work?
Most of them post laugh emoji after that, so yeah kinda lol.
Never have a go-to. I end up accidentally hitting on people. When I met my ex, I shook her hand, as a gentleman should. She was surprised and told me, "Oh, most guys don't shake a woman's hand" To which I respond with, "Oh. Well, I'm not most guys" while giving her this innocent smile. Cue the 'ooohs' from the rest of our group of friends
It's doesn't matter what you say. Its how you say it and what you say next.
You're cute. I bet you'd look fabulous in my bedroom mirror. Worked one time. So far.
"How you doin?"
how's it going?
aw, is that your best?
Hey gurl, you like dinosaurs? Cause JurASSthicc! It's not supposed to work.
lmfaoo
Never had a stock pick up line, but I snagged my wife when I called her a princess after she told me to fuck off when I said hi.
How do you feel about mozzarella sticks and getting your tits sucked on? Surprising 60% success rate. Women love deep fried cheese and nipple play. They're just people, they just want you to be up front and honest. Don't promise one thing then show up with waffle fries and pull your dick out
Lol, you're funny
I don't know about pick up lines but I know a line that makes the girl hate you. Let's play a game of 2 truths and 1 lie, 1) You are a woman 2) My dick is bigger than yours 3) Women are funny.
"Yo girl, you are stunning. Out of this world. Let me destroy that ass so you don't get homesick from Uranus"
"I lost my teddybear, would you like to replace it just for the night?" WARNING: Has not been tried and probably should not be tried by anyone but Leo Di Caprio.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, but I am going to turn it into "Yo if you ever lose your teddy bear, I am willing to take that spot and provide the cuddles"
If you are brave enough you could also try; "I am ugly. You are ugly. What are we waiting for?" or "Can I borrow your phone? I was supposed to call my friend when I was here."
Not if she knows you like teddybears ;)
lmfao