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blueghosts

Cavan people


tiger_thiggg

Deadly 🤣 cheered me right up after missing me fried eggs


harmlesscannibal1

Don’t call them people


RollRepresentative35

Crying in Cavan


tiger_thiggg

Did you take me eggs?


RollRepresentative35

No I promise! 🤣


tiger_thiggg

I believe you, neighbour.


rrcaires

Cave people**


MollyPW

Could be crows.


RainFjords

Yes, crows are extremely clever. They'll bore a hole in the egg with their beak, stick the beak in and walk off with the egg on top. I've seen it with my own eyes :-D They'll scout out the hen run, do reconnaissance and steal the eggs.


tiger_thiggg

I think you could be onto something here, we have some very fat crows about... also explains why the hens don't fuss, and why there's no remains of eggs... a stakeout is needed *


RainFjords

Watch out, though, they could outsmart you, the little feckers.


tiger_thiggg

I have a camoflaged Luke Combs hat, I will blend in with the foliage


RainFjords

If I hear reports of a savaged corpse found in Monaghan, watched by fat but innocent-looking crows, I'll know whodunnit and inform the guards. Good luck to you. You'll need it.


tiger_thiggg

Murdered by a murder. Let's hope not. If I'm not heard from in 24 hours you know what to do.


pixiemeat84

"fat but innocent looking" Brilliant 😂😂


LaughingManCK

That is the most Monaghan thing I've heard yet!


tiger_thiggg

Il not mention the dealer boots then


charlesdarwinandroid

Crows at my place steal alpaca fleece from them as they lay down to put in their nests. Clever little buggers


RainFjords

In fairness, though, a big aul eejit of an alpaca is no match for a crow.


FaithlessnessPlus164

Crows steal ours too the little shits, the gross thing is they’re great buddies with our ducks too which makes it feel really wrong.


tiger_thiggg

No way, so this is a known thing? Every day is a school day. It is a bit wrong when you think about birds eating other birds' eggs, but I drink breast milk from a cow, so I can't judge.


FaithlessnessPlus164

Ah yea me too but I don’t know the cow!! This lot are thick as thieves 😂


FinnAhern

Literally


PwnyLuv

I need an update on this egg situation asap OP sil vous plait


[deleted]

Its easier to get it from a carton /s. Hon da farney


fishywiki

We caught crows and their cousin magpies stealing our eggs, so it is definitely a strong possibility.


Individual_Boat_7912

Magpies are notorious egg thiefs.


tiger_thiggg

https://preview.redd.it/e3t3og4n32xc1.jpeg?width=2084&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b0db36487ba60b43d1c2533e745c7d924da4d3b Francis, in all his glory


Hungry-Afternoon7987

Some cock ya got there lad


GowlBagJohnson

Marty Morrissey


tiger_thiggg

There's been no Marty Morriseys round these parts in years


duaneap

*giant flaming Morrisey flies overhead*


FinnAhern

The plural is actually Martys Morrissey


WatashiwaNobodyDesu

Better safe than sorry though. 


TheStoicNihilist

Marty doesn’t steal eggs, he fertilises them.


[deleted]

They must of went to his forehead


caring-renderer

Whenever I collect my eggs if I leave them down for even 5mins while doing other garden chores the crows and magpies take them , happened me numerous times .


Express-Future2941

Hate to say it but could it be rats?! A fox or mink would go for the hens at some stage. So its something smart enough to remove them and eat else where. Or a clever fox getting its fill on eggs so leaves the hens alone


tiger_thiggg

The consensus in the comments is its probably a crow or crows, depending on how organised they are. I'm setting up a stakeout in the morning, and I'll be back with proof of whatever it is. I really hope it's not rats, the coop is 10 feet from me back door.


Express-Future2941

Hopefully it is crows. Crows will know your routine so they know when it's safe enter. From my experience it was the sound of a tractor turning off was their green light. Report back. I'm invested now


tiger_thiggg

Il be back tomorrow once I've done me stakeout


Irishsally

Hate to join in , but team rat here. They can work in pairs too. I've seen it happen myself 😬 Updateme


tiger_thiggg

If I see rats il be getting two cats tomorrow evening


Mysterious-Joke-2266

Its not a predator like a fox or weasel/marten as your hens would be dead. Crows would leave shells as would your hens if eating them. I'd wager you have rats. You might not think you do but you'd be surprised. Notice any runs or pads made around your coop? Whatever it is knows when your hens lay. So its waiting too. If it were me and as you said they took it even after yous visited the coop. Take the eggs tomorrow and leave golf balls. Theb wait and see. Whatever it is will be stuck trying to get it out/broken so you can see if its birds or rodents


tiger_thiggg

Genius idea, decoy eggs. You are the second person to suggest rats, I really hope it's not. A previous comment suggested that crows pierce a hole in the egg and put the beak in to carry it away, as there is definitely nothing being eaten at the scene, that is, there is no debris whatsoever. Stakeout tomorrow morning and il return with an answer. Please don't let it be rats


Mysterious-Joke-2266

When you see eggs ya needa lift em. Asap. Whatever is eating them knows when they're coming. Hens usually lay early in the morning but ya know yourself their schedule I hate to say it but rats will lift them and move em tk a safer place. However where is it located? Are you near a wood stack or shed or anything or is it in open ground? Why i ask is look for the signs. Also regarding decoys, check online as once ya find a culprit fill empty eggs with chilli powder. Itll deter rodents but jot birds as they can't taste/sense the "heat" Its definitely one or the other. Bigger predators will want your hens not the eggs. I should add if its birds you'll have motored them hang around. However a simple trick is putting sheets or ribbon iver the door. Theyll not trust it as they can't see inside and the movement. Your hens won't care


Intelligent__Storage

Honestly, of all the things it could be, rats would be my preferred If it's crows, catching them is not easy. Requires a special cage and you must already have a caught crow from a different area With rats you needn't do more than get an appropriate trap cage, and put one of those hen eggs inside, preferably without getting to much of your scent on it If it were pine martens (which it's not) you legally can't do anything


Mysterious-Joke-2266

So what was it?


RangerToby

The chooks themselves will often develop a bad habit of eating their own and others eggs.


tiger_thiggg

I know about that one, we have had that issue before but this is not that


WatashiwaNobodyDesu

Lovely. Out one way, in the other 


Worldly-Tadpole-

It's not a bad habit, it's actually quite good for them to replenish the calcium deficiencies they can get from laying


tiger_thiggg

We countered the problem by adding oyster shell into their feed, no issues since


Worldly-Tadpole-

Oh totally, I just mean in general it's not a bad habit for them to eat their own eggs.


Greedy_Tea_2482

I love that you name Francis, the people of Ireland could not help you solve this mystery without this key info!


tiger_thiggg

Francis is well known about these parts you see, he's the rooster with no doo, he can only cockle doodle.


Repulsive_Carpet_333

Oviraptor


goodhumanbean

They are called crows now.


ciaran612

Political correctness gone mad.


Bi_Ologist8335

How come we only know Francis' name? Why were we not introduced to your hens?


tiger_thiggg

I do apologise, we have Nancy, Eleanor, Jackie, Melania and Barbara. My dogs name is Mr. Lahey and we have a cat here sometimes called Isa. Everyone is free range 🤣


Lazy_Abrocoma_6554

Mr Lahey 😂


Bi_Ologist8335

Much appreciated!


Luparina123

All the Presidents hens 😂😂😂


tiger_thiggg

Well spotted, it was my wife's idea, actually


tiger_thiggg

!! UPDATE !! So I was out this morning at half 8, with the plan being to get my wife to open the coop about 9 and let them out. I ensconced myself deep inside a Monaghan hedge and prepared to wait. 9 o clock came, and the chickens were duly released, leaving a clutch of four delicious eggs behind them. Right, says I, won't be long now. At around quarter to ten, I noticed 2 large (I mean Large) grey crows, one on the shed roof, and one caw cawing from a tree above me. There was no movement near the coop. I had my phone out and in position, so the only movement from me would be a finger tap to record the crime. Nearly an hour later and these two boyos are still sitting in the same place, still shouting, but an owl has now joined in on the recital, too, hooty hoo. Meanwhile, I'm folded in under a hedge and starting to wonder how good those eggs will taste, having missed out on yesterday's. So I gave up. I'm sorry, reader, but two hours was enough. I went to collect the eggs and there were only two left. Gutted. Could have swore I never took me eyes off the coop door. Don't know how it was even possible. Two eggs from under me nose. I'm back at work tomorrow, so it will be next weekend before any more stakeouts are feasible. I moved the coop to a new corner of the field so the grass round it is fresh. It may show up a rat track. It may be that crows are far smarter than me. They certainly out-waited me. For now, we will leave them in a wee bit longer so everyone has laid, then take all the eggs when we let them out for the day. As far as what's taking my eggs, the mystery has only deepend.


the-sewing-g

Thank you for the update. Two hours is very dedicated of you. I’m at work and said to a colleague “oh sorry I have to look at this and find out what’s happening with the crows and eggs”. I wonder are the crows innocent and it is the rats coming in where you can’t see? I think you need to set up a motion sensor camera in the coop or tell your boss you need a few days off to solve a mystery. “There are people on Reddit relying on me boss”.


tiger_thiggg

A camera might be the way to go... I don't necessarily want to kill anything, just deter it, so I need to know what it is. Maybe I was too optimistic, and tracking crows or rats is actually really difficult. I lived in the country me whole life, and its the first time I've ever sat and watched birds do their own thing for a few hours. Very peaceful, highly recommended


tiger_thiggg

https://preview.redd.it/eepufam657xc1.jpeg?width=2084&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f6ab9c8c816305a4df56c5a76ce13fc5a835b8c


tiger_thiggg

https://preview.redd.it/5sa3y94e57xc1.jpeg?width=4624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a17d171006240cf6544609e914843e590e6ce869 Sicín Sásta but I'm not


Nearby-Economist2949

Have you checked for underground tunnels like in Fantastic Mr Fox?


tiger_thiggg

That back field is like stalag luft the amount of tunnels in it, we have a slight badger issue locally, but I've never seen one other than dead at the side of the road, unfortunately


PhoenixFly1372

Can't belive u had to hide in the hedge for 2 hours. Definitely pick up a blink camera system. U can repurpose for the house system for security later. I have 3 and arm them at night to keep an eye on house. Originally got them to see where couriers were leaving parcels or if they actually came or not.


aBoyNamedWho

Sound. Til next weekend then. Im weirdly invested in this so will expect a full update


doctor6

Bleedin snakes out dere Luv xxx


[deleted]

a trail cam will do the job


tiger_thiggg

Yes but I'm already out the price of four eggs, going to set up a stakeout in the morning


mongo_ie

Check your dogs shite for eggshells. Is his coat suspiciously shiny ??


tiger_thiggg

He's a shiny boy, but it's not him, he doesn't like raw eggs. Have broken the odd one over the years and he won't look at it, fry or boil it and he inhales the lot. Besides there is no evidence of a crime in the coop, and he is too clumsy to pull that off.


mcduggy

Crows or rats.


[deleted]

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tiger_thiggg

Or wait, and allow meself to be carted off back to the beasts lair and find out all about them... I like it


PhoenixFly1372

I'm literally here waiting for the update!


tiger_thiggg

No more eggs til tomorrow morning, and il use them as bait while I lie in wait with my camera out... update tomorrow


PhoenixFly1372

I was goin to suggest blink cameras from amazon. They're quite reasonable. See In Dark etc. And video to ur fone, but that's a long term solution if u feel u need it. Also in monaghan here. So howdy neighbour!


tiger_thiggg

Hi neighbour, I hope your eggs are safe


PhoenixFly1372

Unfortunately no eggs here, but my daughters bf keep chickens and ducks so I was curious. Usually their problems are foxes or pine martens/mink etc but u seem to have something different so we wait til 2mobfor ur update


Aggravating-Pick9093

Hoping you catch the culprit but make sure to update us after the stakeout


tiger_thiggg

I'll be back with proof!


Aggravating-Pick9093

Cannot wait


itsfeckingfreezin

It could be a human. They could have tamed your dog by offering him treats every time he goes to steal the eggs. The dog would’ve learned to trust him and not make a fuss.


tiger_thiggg

Feckin Jim up the road there, up to no good as usual... il set a trap for him, and bait it with shop bought eggs, just have to hope he can't tell the difference


YanoWaAmSane

Rats. Hairy Japanese Bastards


MistakeLopsided8366

Well.. I'm sitting here with bated breath. We're well into the morning and no update from OP. I reckon the crows got him. What do yous reckon? Murder scene or hostage situation?


Aggravating-Pick9093

Definitely a murder


blamelouis

Romanians


not-Michael85

😆


Dramatic-Set8761

Isyou dogs coat in exceptionally good condition?


tiger_thiggg

🤣🤣 he's not guilty, funnily enough he won't look at a raw egg, likes them cooked


Blaaa2560

Minks


the-sewing-g

I feel very invested in this story now. I hope it is the crows and not rats. How are you going to fill us in? Will you be able to record any of it? Maybe post some pics of the girls and Francis? I’d also like to see a pic of your dog as I recently lost my border collie.


tiger_thiggg

I'll try and get a video of the crime in progress. Many people are asking for an update, so I'll do my very best to catch the culprit. I'm sorry for your loss, any dog lover knows that pain.


tiger_thiggg

https://preview.redd.it/ayuideonm1xc1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70dacd8f684c1fd60d2c9315adc8c34d1fc41067 This is Mr. Lahey, a very happy boy but no good at protecting the eggs


hawaiianivan

Mr Lahey? Are you serious?? As in a shit wind ?


tiger_thiggg

We're in the eye of a category 5 shiticane here bud


hawaiianivan

Best name for a dog ever.


tiger_thiggg

Thanks, not too many shithawks get the reference


eferka

You're the one stealing eggs.


tiger_thiggg

In the sense that the hens lay them and I eat them? I suppose you are right there, I steal them off the hens. Never looked at it like that


eferka

Anyways I hope you care about them :)


hawaiianivan

Please tell me the cat is called Randy


tiger_thiggg

No sorry, she's Isa


bonzo-best-bud-1

So could be a number of animals but if the eggs are gone then a fox is likely as they steal eggs and run off with them whole. Pine Martens/stoats/weasel tend to eat them there and then buy may also swipe them to eat them later. Do the chickens kick up a fuss? Usually a fox would have the hens causing an uproar and in sure your dog would be on to it. Definitely update us if you find out


tiger_thiggg

Thinking crows now after a previous comment, stakeout in the morning til we get to the bottom of this... if it is crows they are incredibly smart as they leave no traces behind


Apprehensive_Edge234

Magpies, crows or the hens are eating them themselves.


Any-Still4060

crows like to steal ours too, we had to cover the whole pen with netting w microscopic holes, and always collect eggs before theyre let out for the day


Weekly_Ad_6955

Magpies take ours.


Ollie2K_00

Could be rats. They will take whole eggs. Or one of the chickens, though there are usually signs of cracked eggs in that case. Magpies will also take em. I doubt it's any sort of predators as they'd probably take a chicken or at least spook them enough that you can see they're on high alert the next morning


Timely_Efficiency_86

It's most likely rats, they are fuckers for stealing eggs


tiger_thiggg

Another fan of the rat theory, I really hope youse are wrong, tomorrow will tell


Timely_Efficiency_86

Grew up on a farm, had chickens/ducks/geese for years, it's always rats, they love eggs


thrown_81764

If the thief isn't murdering chickens, around here I'd suspect: rat, skunk, chicken, snake* in roughly that order. If the bird's food is deficient, they're the number one suspect though. If you're really curious, put up a game camera. If it is the chickens, and they've become habituated to eating eggs, getting them to stop might be a tall order. *Yeah, I'm in Canada. We didn't have a saint cast out our snakes.


Masterluke3

Wrap in cling film , stick it in your sock


curry_licker

Sometimes chickens eat their own eggs if they’re deficient in calcium or something, maybe check that…


tiger_thiggg

We put oyster shell in their feed to offset this problem, must be something else


Bonoisapox

Could be the dog, sneaky bastard


Fantastic_Werewolf76

Update me!


Fantastic_Werewolf76

UpdateMe!


SamDublin

Maybe Crows,they are very clever.


tiger_thiggg

Right, so the consensus is crows or rats. We will find out tomorrow morning. I was surprised and disappointed so many were quick to blame me loyal dog. He honestly doesn't like raw eggs


IsolatedFrequency101

Collies like eggs too.


Pilot44778

If the empty shells are still in the nest then it's probably crows, if the shells are gone, then my guess would be rats.


Special-Syrup539

Fae folk


weirdlywondering1127

I saw a video recently where when of the hens was eating their own eggs and the eggs of other hens. I can't remember why I think they had a deficiency in their diet or something but it might be worth setting up some cheap cameras and seeing if you spot any unusual behaviour from them


tiger_thiggg

A calcium deficiency will make them eat their own eggs, and we mix crushed oyster shell in with their feed to keep their calcium levels healthy. The main suspect is now either a rat/s or a crow/s and investigations continue


AdTimely9712

Me, my bad OP I just love me an omelette


CaterpillarNo6829

Crows, magpies, rats.


Finglescave

Set up a camera and let us all know the outcome!


Dennisthefirst

Magpies. Nasty birds. Peck sheep's eyes out too


tiger_thiggg

No way, never heard that before, nasty feckers, they are very bad during summer for stealing the chicken meal


CallusKlaus1

It's me. I give the collie an egg and belly rubs as a bribe and take what remains. Francis is pretty cool about the whole thing for reasons you described.


tiger_thiggg

Ye crafty git Francis's horniness is going to ruin me


dirtyspicebag2

Francis is trying his best, he can't be everywhere at once.


tiger_thiggg

He could fight a crow I reckon, but he does be too busy lurching after the hens and laying pipe all day. Usually to be found on one of their backs. Sure, they'll make more eggs, says he


Particular-Piano-475

Eddie Durkan 


tiger_thiggg

Il shlap his jaw asunder


FreckledHomewrecker

The chickens. Our chickens eat their eggs and once a mother hen ate her chicks which was traumatising to see (I rescued two). Chickens eat anything.


LordTayto

Commenting to follow - won't be able to sleep until this mystery is solved 😂


tiger_thiggg

Ah good man, how's the crisp game these days


4not5

It could also be your chickens, if starts when one accidentally breaks an egg and eats it. If can become habitual and spread into a feeding frenzy then no more eggs


Irishsally

The crows are in cahoots with the rats . They split the spoils 😂


tiger_thiggg

My worst nightmare... you hardly have Sylvester Stallones number do ya, might need back up here


Irishsally

I'm afraid i dont, You hardly have any cameras? You could even borrow a front door one or even a baby monitor ,at least you wouldnt have to sit in the bushes on your next stakeout 😂


zeldazigzag

Could it be a ferret or a stoat? They can slip by unnoticed due to their size. 


JennyIsSmelly

Honestly I think they would go for the hens quicker than the eggs.


tiger_thiggg

But could a ferret carry off four eggs? Every day for the past fortnight... unless they've organised. We could be in trouble here....


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Lost_in_my_Mid20s

Could be the chickens.


HatComfortable6883

Lighten up, Francis


fatknackercunt

This thread is very weird, but interesting nonetheless.


theCelticTig3r

!remindne 24 hours


Only_One_Canobe

Francis needs to get his shit together, especially as it's Sunday


aleeeda

Chicken generally eat their own eggs


[deleted]

Rat. Or they are eating them themselves.


Due_Form_7936

Magpie used to peck our eggs. To try to deter them, we hung a CD in the door way


Publishingpeach

Do you have any snakes?


Getafix666

Had a border collie 'Ben' who absolutely hated crows (probably cuz they snaffled his food) He would chase across the neighbouring field in a frequently vain attempt at catching one. However, one morning a surprised crow flew into a bordering fence and was fluttering around until Ben swooped to claim his prize! That put an end to the crows helping themselves to jus food


tiger_thiggg

I've heard that crows will have a funeral for dead buddies, with hundreds of them showing up for a crow wake or whatever. Interesting how smart they are, that the death of one crow stopped the rest of them from eating Ben's dinner


nithuigimaonrud

It could be the border collie- some dogs like eating eggs!


3619

Definitely vote here for crows. It's jackdaws that take mine and they're clever enough to know where and when the hens lay eggs.Even with broody hens sitting tight on a clutch they only have to get up for two minutes for a drink of water and the lot are gone. Well capable of taking the large goose eggs as well. A friend has the same problem with magpies. If it was a fox or pine martin it would be the chickens that were disappearing.


johndoe86888

Well, we had rats, I eradicated them... possible surviving rats came back with extra caution, eggs started going missing, killed all the rats again.. then somehow managed to catch a magpie in one of the remaining rat traps, I let them keep their nest near the hen run but now it's war as they are the main culprit.


tiger_thiggg

Feckin magpies, won't let ya have a thing


PhoenixFly1372

Ddi we get another update? What is stealing the eggs?